„You and do your you want to do? Do not frighten me, I am timid, usually noticed that the cockroach must scream.” “你、你你要干嘛？你别吓我,我胆子小得很,平时看到蟑螂都要尖叫的。” The fisherwomen were made by Yang thought this action ignorant, but he also knows that Yang thought is a hard to deal with character, does not dare to offend this Sir. 渔女被杨思这一举动弄懵了,但他还知道杨思是个多难缠的人物,不敢得罪这位大爷。 The salt fish see fisherwoman response, immediately wished one could to climb the screen to receive Yang thought this ritual for him. 咸鱼们见渔女这个反应,顿时恨不得爬进屏幕替他受了杨思这一礼。 They pursued among the live broadcasts so many years, when has seen such Yang thought? 他们追直播间这么多年了,何时见过这样的杨思？ 【Hates to live morning】: Do not compel ignorant, to the response, Rongrong this is expresses thanks to you. 【恨生早】:别懵逼了,给点反应啊,小蓉蓉这是向你致谢呢。 【Child front part quiet moon/month】: This is the millennium rare opportunities, puts out you as „mountain ghost” the compelling standard, do not instigate! 【子衿幽月】:这可是千年难得一遇的机会啊,拿出你身为“山鬼”的逼格,别怂！ 【Flame sovereign spends wrong】: Rongrong regarded the extra mundane person of high skill you, seized the chance to install to compel, the big brothers, crossed this village not this shop. 【炎皇花错】:小蓉蓉把你当成世外高人了,趁机装个逼啊,大兄弟,过了这村没这店。 One crowd of salt fish worry in front of the screen, more people are envy the envy to hate. 一群咸鱼在屏幕面前干着急,更多人则是羡慕嫉妒恨。 【Leans Ling heart】: Is willing on more than 100 jin (0.5 kg) authentic streaky porks with six roommates to receive in exchange one time „dream to return millenniums”! 【倾泠心】:愿意用六位室友身上一百多斤正宗五花肉换取一次“梦回千年”！ 【Must rejoice without reason not】: I also made a vow, is willing to trade one „dream to return millenniums” with the keyboard that the Tang seven duplication glues used! 【莫要空欢喜】:我也来许愿,愿用唐七复制粘贴用的键盘换一个“梦回千年”！ The salt fish skin, the fisherwoman was happily tense grips tightened the fist, does not know how should respond. 咸鱼们皮得开心,渔女紧张得攥紧了拳头,不知该如何反应。 „Are just now many to offend, but also asked the daughter to excuse me.” Yang thinking said, „this time kindness, is no different than Huangshi Duke to give the graciousness of vegetarian book.” “方才多有冒犯,还请小娘子见谅。”杨思道,“此番恩德,无异于黄石公授素书之恩。” Small, daughter- 小、小娘子- Although knows that this time daughter is to the unmarried female synonym, but the fisherwoman does not make every effort to succeed blushes. 尽管知道这个时代小娘子是对未婚女性的代称,但渔女还是不争气地红了脸。 „And Does not need to apologize, you do not kill me, I was very happy.” The fisherwomen said that does not know thinks what show operates, the look reveals for several points to dodge, „words that that you really must thank, can help me complete two small wishes?” “不、不用道歉,你不杀我,我就很开心了。”渔女说完顿了一下,不知想到了什么骚操作,眼神露出几分闪躲,“那个、那你们真要感谢的话,能不能帮我完成两个小小的心愿？” The fisherwomen gesticulated the short crevice with the thumb and index finger, hints his wish is not really big. 渔女用拇指和食指比划了短短的空隙,示意他的心愿真的不大。 Yang thought is not accidental/surprised, he said, „wants is in one's power, does not violate the loyalty and filial piety justice and humanity, will naturally achieve for the daughter strongly.” 杨思不怎么意外,他道,“只要是力所能及,不违背忠孝仁义,自然会竭力为小娘子达成。” The fisherwomen said, „you can make him shout me a daughter?” 渔女道,“你能不能让他喊我一句小娘子？” He referred to Li Yun, although in the core is a man, but does not hinder him to like the man (Han) beautiful cherub. 他指了指李赟,尽管内芯是个汉子,但不妨碍他喜欢汉美小天使啊。 Must know that he is the senior prostitute of Li Yun father group of fans, the opposite party gets married, he also naturally scatters money to come. 要知道他可是李赟爸爸粉丝团的资深粉头,对方成婚的时候,他还大方撒钱来着。 Yang thought: „......” 杨思:“……” What wish does this calculate? 这算个什么心愿？ Li Yun is also very ignorant, what special name is the daughter? 李赟也很懵,小娘子是什么特殊的称呼吗？ Shouted one in any case, Li Yun naturally cannot reject, when he used the standard speech of voice to say „daughter” three characters, the fisherwoman felt own heart cared for by Cupid and matchmaker simultaneously. He wants to climb a wall, changes job the girlfriend group from the father group of fans. 反正只是喊一声,李赟自然不会拒绝,当他用略带口音的雅言说出“小娘子”三个字的时候,渔女感觉自己心脏被丘比特和月老同时眷顾了。他想爬墙,从爸爸粉丝团跳槽去女友团。 Among the live broadcasts has the video record, he goes back to „daughter who” Yang thought and Li Yuner person said truncation work as the ting. 直播间都有视频录制,他回去要将杨思和李赟二人说的“小娘子”截下来当铃声。 „- The second wish......” “咳咳-第二个心愿……” The fisherwomen are rubbing hands crampedly, the double cheek flushed the red appearance to look at Yang Silve to reveal the doubt. 渔女局促地搓着手,双颊酡红的模样看得杨思略显狐疑。 „The second wish...... can I want your genuine signatures?” “第二个心愿……我能不能要你们的亲笔签名？” Yang thought selects the eyebrow, puzzled say/way, „genuine signature?” 杨思挑眉,不解道,“亲笔签名？” „That...... comes rarely, always wants to work as a souvenir with the thing of idol.” The fisherwoman pitiful said/tunnel, „ravine is senseless , the world cannot long keep...... you to know that I do take possession one to be rare? The genuine signature makes a commemoration.” “那个……难得来一趟,总想拿点儿偶像的东西当个纪念品。”渔女可怜巴巴地道,“山间无趣得很,人间又不能长留……你们知道我附身一趟有多么难得么？亲笔签名做个纪念呗。” Yang thought is somewhat scruple, does not know the opposite party must with own „genuine signature” does anything. 杨思有些迟疑,不知对方要拿自己的“亲笔签名”做什么事儿。 If is really the mountains and plains demon, according to Yang thought looks at these to record strange or supernatural events the novel, always thought that some are not safe. 倘若真是山野精怪,根据杨思看得那些志怪小说,总觉得有些不稳妥。 Changes mind thinks, the character that their several people write is not very difficult to get so far as, Yang thought usually also has the custom of practicing calligraphy, writes the waste draft there are numerous similar cases. If this „mountain ghost” really has the evil intention, the channel are many are, is not worthwhile takes the bait with the so precious information. 转念一想,他们几人亲笔所写的字也不是很难弄到,杨思平日还有练字的习惯,写废的稿子不知凡几。倘若这“山鬼”真有恶意,渠道多得是,犯不着用如此珍贵的信息作为诱饵。 However the suddenly time, the innumerable thoughts fly in his brain. 不过眨眼的功夫,无数念头在他脑中飞逝。 After the weight, Yang thought should with a smile. 衡量之后,杨思笑着应下了。 Said that is „genuine signature”, but Yang thought has not written a name to settle, instead wrote congratulatory remarks. 说是“亲笔签名”,但杨思也没写个名字就了事了,反而写了一句祝词。 He resembles asks unknowingly, „what did you call?” 他状似不经意地问道,“你叫什么？” The fisherwomen said oneself real name subconsciously, but the system does not permit, the deafen later turned into among the live broadcasts ID. 渔女下意识说了自己的真实名字,但系统不允许,消音之后变成了直播间ID。 „I called to buckle the foot to eat meal.” “我叫扣着脚吃饭。” Yang thought hand, nearly went bad the whole piece paper: „......” 杨思手一顿,险些坏了整张纸:“……” The fisherwomen also received the explanation of system, immediately has a wanting to cry but have no tears impulsion. 渔女也收到了系统的解释,顿时有种欲哭无泪的冲动。 Mother, taking what ID is not good, must call 【Buckles foot to eat meal】, Was then good, loses face! 妈耶,取什么ID不行,偏偏要叫【扣着脚吃饭】,这下好了,丢不丢人啊！ Li Yun look also changed, is surprised the different way, „how to call ‚to buckle the foot to eat meal’ so strange name?” 李赟的眼神也变了,诧异道,“怎么会叫‘扣着脚吃饭’这般奇怪的名字？” Strange , the key is very dreadful. 奇怪也就罢了,关键是很猥琐啊。 Considers to sit before the food case, the right hand eats meal with the chopsticks, the left hand digs out the foot, the complexion was immediately blue. 试想一下自己坐在食案前,右手拿筷吃饭,左手抠脚,顿时脸色都青了。 The fisherwomen want to cry but have no tears try to cover up a lie for oneself, „mountain ghost and person are different, there also called ‚love to might as well do base’ and ‚bu bad biao tampered day’ the name. After all is the mountain ghost...... you understands, various customs and person are different, you must understand.” 渔女欲哭无泪地为自己圆谎,“山鬼和人不一样,我们那儿还有叫‘恋爱不如搞基’、‘巭孬嫑夯日’的名字。毕竟是山鬼……你们懂的,各种风俗和人不一样,你们要理解。” Yang Siwang has the syrup inquisition to the look of mountain ghost. 杨思望向山鬼的眼神带着蜜汁探究。 For all this, the fisherwoman succeeds to three people of genuine signatures. 尽管如此,渔女还是成功要到三人的亲笔签名。 In three people Yang thought character is best, where the fisherwoman could not say well, only thought that „style shows the man” this saying put on Yang thought is untenable. Li Yun character is different from his makings, is passing one by one natural wild, simultaneous/uniform Kuang Faner averagely not wonderful. 三人之中杨思的字是最好的,渔女也说不出哪里好,只觉得“字如其人”这话搁在杨思身上不成立。李赟的字与他气质不同,一笔一划透着潇洒狂放,齐匡反而平平无奇。 „I must mount to pass to the posterity them!” “我要将它们裱起来传给子孙后代！” The only regret, cannot probably to the signatures of others. 唯一的遗憾,大概是没能要到其他人的签名了。 The time that if he passes through is the new year feast is much good, under the anchor tent/account personnel mostly all assembled, disposable can complete the total graph warning achievement. 如果他穿越的时间是新年宴多好,主播帐下人员大多聚齐,一次性就能完成全图鉴成就。 The fisherwomen just said, the front ships pulled up the security suddenly. 渔女刚说完,前方的船只突然拉起了警戒。 Yang thought look one cold, said, „came.” 杨思神色一冷,说道,“来了。” The fisherwomen do not know that was anything came, after a while, she found the river surface end to have the dense and numerous strange ships to approach, a person sinister aspect on ship, had an ominous premonition immediately. 渔女不知是什么来了,过了一会儿,她瞧见河面尽头有密密麻麻的陌生船只靠近,船上的人一副凶相,顿时有种不祥的预感。 Li Yun makes him go to the cabin to hide, water bandit unreasonable existence, injured accidentally him carelessly was not good. 李赟让他去船舱躲着,水匪可是不讲道理的存在,不慎将他误伤了不好。 „Won't have the danger?” The fisherwomen asked Li Yun disturbedly. “不会有危险吧？”渔女忐忑地问李赟。 Li Yundao, „is some water bandits.” 李赟道,“不过是些水匪罢了。” Arrangement that because Yang thinks , the water bandit knows that this is a big list, almost young drew the naval base, has more than thousand people enormously and powerful fully. The naval base of such scale put inside the water bandit is also on the scale, but 100,000 stone grain and fodder were worth dragging in lots of people like this. 因为杨思的安排,水匪知道这是个大单,几乎将水寨青壮都拉了出来,浩浩荡荡足有千余人。这样规模的水寨搁在水匪里头也属于中上规模了,但十万石粮草值得这样兴师动众。 Yang thinking said, „sends people to negotiate with them, probes the depth.” 杨思道,“派人与他们交涉,试探一下深浅。” The fleet foreign camouflage is the caravan, stands the person in deck is the boatman who the cotton garment looby or gets old. 船队对外的伪装是商队,站在甲板上的人都是布衣粗汉或者上了年纪的艄公。 Although the peripheral ships have some holding the blade male servants, but no threat regarding water bandit. 尽管外围船只有一些持刀家丁,但对于水匪而言没啥威胁力。 The water bandit said, „we do not want your lives, so long as your wealth. Knows the limitation, keeps the wealth to leave.” 水匪道,“俺们不要你们的命,只要你们的财。识相的,留财走人。” „Heroes, what is small is only travels frequently and extensively and keeps a family the small-scale merchant, now this way of the world does not do business easily, if you all robbed, without doubt wanted the life of small family. Also asked the heroes to spare and not punish too severely, acts charitably.” “诸位英雄好汉,小的只是南来北往、养家糊口的小商人,如今这个世道做生意不容易,你们若是全抢走了,无疑是要了小的一家老小的性命啊。还请英雄好汉们高抬贵手,行行好。”