TDLOIK :: Volume #9 洞爷仙人篇

#893: Exceptional of alcoholic intoxication


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On this day, considered the sick leave exceptional, has not gone to go to work. 这天,卓异告了病假,没有去上班。 After waiting for that group of reporters to disperse, he gave bell Langfa the message: little bell, my some are uncomfortable today, recently in the bureau the matter were many, troubled you.” 等那群记者散开以后,他给钟朗发了短信:“小钟,今天我有些不舒服,最近署里事情多,麻烦你了。” Exceptional is a very polite person, bell Lang with its official business, although does not have few months . Moreover the things of hundred school agencies also after exceptional prominence and even more many, but bell Lang has not felt slightly tired. Exceptional is his higher authority, is his brothers, two people relations are actually very in secret good. 卓异一直是个很客气的人,钟朗与其公事虽然没没几个月,而且松海市百校总署的事物也是随着卓异声名鹊起后而愈发繁多,但钟朗丝毫没有感觉到累。卓异是他的上级,也是他的兄弟,私底下两人的关系其实很好。 Brother Zhuo is uncomfortable gives me, pays attention to some bodies, you must go to work, but must remove the demon to defend traditional moral principles on the way, suffices to be laborious.” To replies the message exceptional time, bell Lang is reading the morningtide news. “卓哥不舒服就交给我吧,注意些身体,你得上班,还得顺道去除魔卫道,够辛苦的。”给卓异回复短信的时候,钟朗正在看晨间新闻。 The female anchor of morningtide news demon enterobacteria lord the matter disseminated news, right now entire day the servants know ran up to exceptional overseas carries individual...... 晨间新闻的女主播把“魔肠菌主”的事又重新播报了一遍,这下子全天下人都知道卓异跑到国外去端了个人了…… Returns to the apartment, puts down own briefcase exceptional, takes off own suit and shirt, stripped took one stack of beers to the refrigerator, this is not the beer that the average person drinks, but is earnest beer, in the liquor jar also writes skin one is very happy the advertising language. 回到公寓,卓异放下自己的公文包,脱下自己的西装和衬衫,光着膀子到冰箱里取了一沓皮酒,这不是普通人喝的啤酒,而是正儿八经的“皮酒”,酒罐子上还写着“皮一下很开心”的广告宣传语。 This beer makes with a spirit grass fermentation, can make people feel joyful when worrying. 这皮酒是用一种灵草发酵制成的,可以让人在烦心时感到愉悦。 However the beer eventually is liquor...... 不过皮酒终究是还是“酒”…… is not quite good. 多喝还是不太好的。 Ordinary exceptional drinks one can of debonding pressures after getting off work, but exceptional all moves now the stock in refrigerator, because he feels today oneself is especially agitated. 平常卓异只是在下班后喝上一罐舒解一下压力,但是现在卓异把冰箱里的库存全都搬出来了,因为今天他感觉自己格外烦躁。 Why does not know, has a feeling exceptional, he thought that oneself more and more lived not like himself. 不知道为什么,卓异有一种感觉,他觉得自己活得越来越不像自己了。 Moreover becomes very unhappy...... 而且变得很不开心…… One can of one can of beers into the belly, still has not eased the exceptional depressed mood. 一罐一罐的皮酒入肚,依然没有缓解卓异郁闷的情绪。 When the strength of alcohol in blood achieves saturated, exceptional face upwards lying down on the sofa, long hit a belch, face upwards the long and loud cry: Uncomfortable! horse flies!” 当血液里的酒精浓度达到饱和的时候,卓异仰躺在沙发上,长长地打了一个饱嗝,仰天长啸:“难受啊!马飞!” Who graciousness...... horse is flying?” “恩……马飞是谁?” Who considers as finished...... manages him is......” “算了……管他是谁……” Uncomfortable......” “难受……” I quite uncomfortable......” “我好难受……” Felt exceptional, he did not have probably more and more self-confidently, his face upwards inverted/fall on the sofa, the beer in liquor jar has consumed, some exceptional headaches threw conveniently the jar one side, the alcohol has soaked his from top to bottom each blood vessel strongly, making him heavy rest. 卓异觉得,他好像越来越没自信了,他仰倒在沙发上,酒罐子里的皮酒已经消耗一空,卓异有些头疼地将罐子随手丢到一边,浓烈地酒精已经浸透了他浑身上下每一根血管,令他沉沉地睡了过去。 ...... …… ...... …… At noon, exceptional still has not revived under the function of alcohol. But at this moment, in his cadre apartment, the entrance door doorknob broadcast the sound of rotation, wears travels by night the slightly fat man of clothes to go into the apartment. 中午时分,卓异依然在酒精的作用下没有苏醒过来。而此时此刻,他的干部公寓中,外门的门把传来了转动的声音,一名身着夜行衣的微胖男子闯入公寓之中。 I have succeeded to infiltrate.” Travels by night the clothes man light language, his mask is a pass on message magic weapon, can contact the exterior member. “我已经成功渗透进来。”夜行衣男子轻语,他的面罩是一件传讯法宝,可以联络外部的成员。 Cadre apartment, this is the place that quite does not rush easily, but in famous assassin as dark net, spatial such as wild completed own mission. He has rarely done this submerging work, but cannot support hires his big shot, opens high price that kept him from rejecting. 干部公寓,这是相当不容易闯进来的地方,但是作为暗网中有名的刺客,空如野还是完成了自己的使命。他已经很少做这种潜入的工作了,但是架不住聘请他的那位大佬,开了一笔让他无法拒绝的高价。 Completes this last list, I retire...... 做完这最后一单,我就退休…… The entrance, spatial such as sighed wildly. 门口,空如野叹了口气。 He will throw over the cape on shoulder to take off, oneself whole person will cover, then, his form and aura completely vanish. 他将披在肩上的斗篷揭下,将自己整个人盖住,而后,他的身影与气息完全消失一空。 Pouring that in the living room, is sprawled exceptional on sofa, the corners of the mouth are also hanging the saliva. 客厅里,卓异四仰八叉的倒在沙发上,嘴角还挂着口水。 Spatial such as looks on the tea table wildly the scattered in disorder beer jar, the spirit of whole person is tying tight the pinnacle...... 空如野望着茶几上散乱的皮酒罐子,整个人的精神都紧绷到极致…… Hasn't this person gone to go to work today unexpectedly? 这人今天居然没有去上班? Moreover just transnational exterminated the expert of evil spirits, how many can of beers by the trivial will be drunk to the lane? 而且一个刚刚跨国剿灭了邪祟的高手,会被区区几罐皮酒给弄醉? He does not believe...... 他不信…… Spatial such as the wild first response is, has the big probability exceptional is the attire! 空如野的第一反应就是,卓异有大概率是装的! His frontal eminence flows off the cold sweat, is observing the exceptional sound from afar, did not dare easily to begin...... 他的额角流下冷汗,远远观察着卓异的动静,竟不敢轻易动手了…… True expert, after being drunk, instead will be more difficult to deal with. 真正的高手,喝醉了酒之后反而会更难对付。 In cape, spatial such as wild sweat profusely, so long as does not act, he believes firmly that oneself will not be discovered. On him this cape to the level Buddhist musical instrument, is the ancestor hands down, although his boundary is not high, but so many years are widely traveled, depended are this cape give his courage. 斗篷里,空如野大汗淋漓,只要不出手,他确信自己是不会被发现的。他身上这件斗篷可是对界级法器,是祖上传下的,他自身的境界虽然不高,但这么多年走南闯北,靠的就是这件斗篷给他的勇气。 But now, spatial such as came across a life difficult problem wildly, he must to begin in the ponder exceptional...... 而现在,空如野遇到了一个人生难题,他在思考要不要对卓异动手…… If this person were really drunk. 如果此人是真的醉过去了到也罢。 But if the attire...... 但万一是装的…… Oneself feared that is the poor life does not guarantee. 自己怕是小命不保。 This duty...... 这任务…… Imagines him must be more arduous. 比他想象中要还要艰巨。 The request that he receives is, takes an exceptional hair. 他接到的要求是,取一根卓异的头发。 Although he does not know that actually hires the main exceptional hair to make anything, but at that time sounded, this truly was a not too difficult duty. 虽然他并不知道雇主要卓异的头发究竟要做什么,不过当时听上去,这确实是个不太难的任务。 So long as while exceptional goes into the apartment in going to work, looks for a hair on the line. 只要趁着卓异在上班的时候闯入公寓,找一根头发就行。 But now, because cannot judge that exceptional is installing to be drunk, spatial such as felt wildly oneself had tremendous pressure. 可现在,因为并不能判断卓异是不是在装醉,空如野感觉自己有了很大的心理压力。 Approximately in same place deep breath dozens seconds, spatial such as the wild decision bypasses exceptional, does not go to the direct contact, although is advocating now at home, but if the direct past cut the hair to fear that was in danger...... 大约原地深呼吸了几十秒后,空如野决定绕过卓异,不去直接接触,虽然现在正主在家,但要是直接过去剪头发怕是有生命危险…… From the exceptional habits and customs, this person is a not bothering about trifles generation, perhaps in the bathroom can find the clue of hair. 从卓异的生活习惯来看,此人是个不拘小节之辈,说不定卫生间里可以找到头发的线索。 However after waiting to arrive at the bathroom, spatial such as wild was again silly. 然而等来到卫生间后,空如野再度傻了。 He is unable to imagine, as a bathroom of man, can achieve unexpectedly has the orderliness, a neat even/including grain of dust could not find. 他无法想象,作为一个男人的卫生间,竟然可以做到如此有条理,整洁的连一粒灰尘都找不到。 Spatial such as bends down wildly, touched the water trough, inside including a hair not to have...... evidently, usually this outstanding agency to take a bath, will not basically lose hair. Even if has, still has the custom of cleaning up. 空如野俯下身,摸了摸水槽,里面连一根头发都没有……看样子,平时这位卓总署洗澡的时候,基本不会脱发。而且就算有,也有清理的习惯。 Why...... 为什么…… Spatial such as wild feeling very injured. 空如野感觉很受伤。 Why this man, has such sending quantity, but can also such strong...... 为什么这个男人,有如此发量,还能这么强…… Even the bathroom is so neat, it seems like in the bedroom will not have the hair to exist. 连卫生间都如此整洁,看来卧室里也不会有头发存在了。 Beer jar that outside places carelessly, behavior that but exceptional indulges occasionally. 外面胡乱摆放的皮酒罐子,只是卓异偶尔放纵的行为而已。 Discrete in order, he went to the bedroom to confirm , after confirming did not have the hair, finally the target again aims at exceptional that the living room keeled over drunk. 谨慎起见,他又去卧室确认了下,确认没有头发后,最后将目标再度对准客厅醉倒的卓异。 Therefore only then did begin?” Spatial such as swallows the saliva wildly, took out small scissors, slowly crawled near the sofa. “所以只有自己动手了吗?”空如野咽了咽口水,取出了一把小剪子,慢慢爬到了沙发边。 Just prepared to begin, exceptional howled suddenly loudly: Knows otherwise! Knowing...... should be otherwise...... you are fat thinly I......” 刚准备动手,卓异突然大声吼叫起来:“知否!知否……应是……你肥我瘦……” Damn! 该死! Was discovered! 被发现了! Spatial such as takes back the scissors wildly, sweat profusely, oneself are throwing over the cape obviously, the opposite party guessed correctly unexpectedly he is a fatty! 空如野收回剪子,大汗淋漓,自己明明披着斗篷,对方竟然都猜到他是一个胖子! Really, this fellow is the camouflage! 果然,这个家伙是伪装的! Flurried, spatial such as wild hurried runs away toward the apartment outside, but turns over/stands up at this time exceptional unexpectedly, his foot supporting. 慌乱中,空如野急忙向着公寓外逃窜,但此时卓异竟然一个翻身,将他的脚给托住了。 Ah! 啊呀! Just wants to escape spatial such as wild pitiful yell, fell suddenly on the ground, his forehead and exceptional front tea table came a close contact, had bang a loud sound. 刚想逃跑的空如野一声惨叫,猛然摔在地上,他的额头与卓异面前的茶几来了个亲密接触,发出砰的一声巨响。 This tea table, on the day of fights the bureau to start doing business suddenly, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to bestow, the material quality is special, hard incomparable, melts the god period unable easily to destroy. 这茶几,还是战忽局开业那天,丢雷真君赠送的,材质特殊,坚硬无比,化神期都无法轻易打碎。 Therefore, spatial such as wild full head is the blood fainted...... 于是,空如野满头是血的晕了过去……
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