TDLOIK :: Volume #9 洞爷仙人篇

#872: The ability of space miss

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horse Sir wants to cry but have no tears, as a toilet, he guards built-in restroom so many years of Wang Ling bedroom conscientiously......, although has looked at the buttocks of prince all men, how could but to make one so offend and penetrate...... 马大人欲哭无泪,作为一只马桶,他兢兢业业镇守王令卧室的内置厕所这么多年……虽看过王家所有男人的屁股,但何曾让人如此冒犯和深入过…… But this space miss had not realized obviously shrinking of this issue, her joyful loafing in the inner-world of horse Sir, smiled the mouth unable to close up, from extended behind, but branch in gulps is deriving the nutrient of under foot, as if probably walked in a golden good food sand beach...... 但这位宇姑娘显然没有意识到这问题的缩在,她快乐的游荡在马大人的内部世界里,笑得嘴都合不拢了,从身后延伸而出的枝条大口大口的汲取着脚下的养分,仿佛像是行走在一片黄金美食沙滩上…… „Space miss......, do not be noisy...... Sir horse to be about unable to bear again”, he felt that oneself both legs become tender, was about unable to halt! Only blames the suction of this space miss extremely being really strong strangely! “宇姑娘……真的,不要再闹了……”马大人快受不了了,他感觉自己的双腿发软,都快站不住了！怪只怪这位宇姑娘的吸力实在太过强劲！ He worked as so many years flush toilets, has drawn in the innumerable things the belly, by the suction starting Sir confessed oneself do not have the opponent......, but today runs upon this space miss, Sir horse discovered oneself were too young...... 他当了这么多年的抽水马桶,将无数东西吸进过肚子里,论吸力上马大人自认自己并没有对手……但是今天撞上这位宇姑娘,马大人发现自己还是太年轻了…… Only can say that the space miss worthily is the space miss, evolves the tree spirit that becomes as the Atlas tree of seventh universe, in accepts the irrigation starting from that moment of after small seedling that period growing, the space miss grew this with oneself strong nutrient uptake ability...... also no wonder, this space miss can become in ten big universes, in Yu Shenshu grew best. 只能说宇姑娘不愧是宇姑娘,作为第七宇宙的宇宙神树衍化而成的树灵,在从小树苗那个时期接受浇灌后成长的那一刻开始,宇姑娘用自己强大的营养吸收能力成长到了这一步……也难怪,这位宇姑娘能成为十大宇宙中,宇神树发育里最好的一棵。 When Yu Shenshu of other universes just used more than orchid sword, the space miss of this seventh universe has succeeded the six spirits to install...... 当其余宇宙的宇神树刚刚出了一件多兰剑的时候,这位第七宇宙的宇姑娘已经成功六神装了…… Yu Shenshu runs in front, Sir horse pursues in behind, until horse Sir was quick empty soft to being too tired to move any further, this space miss stopped the footsteps finally, gripped the hand of Sir horse firmly: „You is a toilet, I am the tree spirit, we inborn are one pair!” 宇神树在前面跑,马大人在后面追,直到马大人都快虚软到跑不动了,这位宇姑娘终于停下了脚步,牢牢握住了马大人的手:“你是马桶,我是树灵,咱们天生就是一对啊！” horse Sir was startled...... among this two, unexpectedly can also have the relation! 马大人惊了……这二者之间,居然也可以有联系！ „I, no matter, since with attended to after it, he has not force-fed me one time, although the manure quality in your space is irregular, but at least quantity win!” Yu Miss said that however Sir horse actually a point happy...... “我不管,自从跟了顾顺之以后,他一次都没喂饱我,虽然你这空间里的肥料品质参差不齐,但至少数量取胜啊！”宇姑娘称赞道,然而马大人却一点都高兴不起来…… But speaking of attending to along it, Sir horse somewhat was suddenly curious: „Takes the liberty to ask a space miss, why initially you will choose with this Mr. Gu in together......” 而说到顾顺之,马大人突然有些好奇了:“冒昧问一句宇姑娘,当初你为什么会选择跟这位顾先生在一起……” The space miss somewhat smiled shyly: „I had been urinated by so many people, these people treated as the public toilet me directly. Afterward discovered, attended to along it manure exceptionally well, I decided to follow he. But, he drains each time must one month, is really anxious personally!” 宇姑娘有些羞涩的笑了:“我被那么多人尿过,那些人直接把我当做了公厕。后来发现,顾顺之的肥料异常的不错,我就决定跟着他了。可是啊,他每次排泄都得一个月,真是急死个人！” Sir horse: „......” 马大人:“……” Cultivating true virtue of high boundary can control own metabolism, but like attending to universe order along it, because the busy reason will forget frequently goes to bathroom anything...... why, but does not know, Sir horse actually listened to several points of acting like a spoiled brat flavor in the spoken language of space miss...... 高境界的修真者可以控制自己的代谢,而像顾顺之这样的宇宙秩序者,因为过于繁忙的缘故经常会忘记上厕所什么的……但是不知道为什么,马大人却在宇姑娘的言语里听出了几分撒娇的味道…… Space miss: „That, you , if not mind, I and you also do sign a contract?” 宇姑娘:“那个,你要是不介意的话,我和你也签个契约呗？” horse Sir was startled: „You and I? I...... I am a changed magically demon......” 马大人惊了:“你和我？我……我不过是一个被点化的精怪……” Yu Miss nips oneself finger: „You are what demon and I have what relations, I only know that you are one can feed my master! Moreover your space, continuous has the excreta to come, also I in province went to look for food everywhere.” 宇姑娘咬了咬自己的手指:“你是什么精怪和我有什么关系,我只知道你是一个可以喂饱我的主人呀！而且你这片空间,源源不断的都有排泄物进来,也省的我去四处觅食了。” horse Sir deeply inspires: „Space miss does not may...... you probably with me sign, must first terminate an agreement?” 马大人深吸了一口气:“宇姑娘万万不可……你要和我签约,得先解约的吧？” Space miss: „Terminates an agreement terminates an agreement, having anything is great.” 宇姑娘:“解约就解约呗,有什么了不起的。” horse Sir perspiration, can only edit the excuse rapidly: „This is not better...... my family/home masters, if blamed, my striking back primary form. Perhaps the space miss your whole life could not find me......” 马大人一汗,只能迅速编辑着借口:“这就更不行了……我家主人若是责怪起来,把我打回原形。宇姑娘你或许这辈子都找不到我了……” Yu Miss sighed: „Your family/home masters are really strict! However under asks your family/home masters to stretch the rules the general headquarters? What do your family/home masters like? I give a present!” 宇姑娘叹了口气:“你家主人还真是严格啊！不过找你家主人通融下总行吧？你家主人喜欢什么？我去送个礼！” Sir horse: „Does...... the simple surface......” 马大人:“干……干脆面……” „This simplicity!” “这个简单！” Then, the vision of space miss starts to try to find out from own under foot everywhere. 说完,宇姑娘的目光开始从自己的脚下四处摸索。 Sir horse: „What is space miss looking for? In the excrement may not have the simple surface......” 马大人:“宇姑娘在找什么？屎里可没有干脆面……” „Who said?” “谁说的？” Then, the space miss held lump of excrement: „You looked, this lump of excrement is the simple surface becomes. Others cannot look, but my eyes can understand clearly! These things in your eyes are the thing of contamination, but in my eyes, they turn into the excrement beforehand appearance.” 说完,宇姑娘捧起了一坨粪便:“你看,这坨粪便就是干脆面变得。其他人看不出来,但是我一眼就能洞悉出来啦！这些东西在你们眼里都是污秽之物,但是在我的眼里,它们都是变成屎之前的样子。” horse Sir is shocked to change colors: „......” This...... this is what ghost ability! 马大人震惊失色:“……”这……这是什么鬼能力啊！ Then, the space miss starts to indicate and confirm its other excrement: „You look, that lump big, this is Mala Hotpot becomes. That lump of color looks very new, that is the fruit salad becomes! Also has, that is yellow Menji the rice, the overlord macarons, six beef hamburger and entire lambs, steams the bear's paws, the entire reed, the fever flower duck, the fever child goose, the show pig, the show duck, the show chicken, the cured meat and preserved egg small stomach......” 说完,宇姑娘又开始指认其其他的粪便:“你看,那坨大大的,这是麻辣火锅变得。还有那坨颜色看上去很新鲜的,那是水果沙拉变得！还有还有,那是黄焖鸡米饭、霸王马卡龙、六层牛肉汉堡、整羊羔、蒸熊掌、整芦苇、烧花鸭、烧子鹅、骚猪、骚鸭、骚鸡、腊肉、松花小肚儿……” Sir horse: „......” 马大人:“……” ...... …… On August 19, on Saturday. 8月19日,周六。 Summer vacation formally starts sixth day. 暑假正式开始的第六天。 In Juhua Island of hole master immortal, came a very familiar patient...... 洞爷仙人的菊花岛上,来了一位很熟悉的病人…… This person is not others, is Li Diao...... 这人不是别人,正是李迪奥…… When the previous time his was fed the simple surface forcefully, Wang Ling convenient changed magically a bacteria after inside, Li Diao diarrhea had not stopped, his body soon collapsed. His son Li Hao had been expelled the school, but he also received the confidential report, knows that that group of directors in school planned sends back vertical to cultivate/repair the vampire administrative center of country's them...... 自从上一次他被强行喂下干脆面时,王令顺手在里面点化了一颗细菌之后,李迪奥的腹泻就一直没有停下来,他的身体快要虚脱了。他的儿子李浩已经被赶出了学校,而他也收到了密报,知道学校的那群校董打算把他们遣送会立修国的吸血鬼管理中心去…… Therefore, Li Diao led Li Hao to escape at the same night, did everything possible to arrive in Juhua Island...... 于是,李迪奥带着李浩连夜逃出了松海市,想方设法来到了菊花岛上…… When the hole master immortal sees Li Diao, Li Diao whole person is exceptionally thin and pale, absolutely did not have the appearance of beforehand youngster appearance, the whole person draws seems like a zombie to be common. 当洞爷仙人看见李迪奥的时候,李迪奥整个人异常憔悴,完全没有了之前少年模样的样子,整个人拉得像是一句僵尸一般。 Li Hao who , the muscle dragon grips pū passed one to kneel on the ground: „Immortal! Asked you! Saves my father! We have had no way out now, can only look for you!” 边上,肌肉虬扎的李浩噗通一声跪在了地上:“仙人！求求你了！救救我父亲！我们现在已经走投无路,只能来找你了！” The hole master immortal does not want to manage this broken matter, after all this is to make the person who the honorable person mentioned by name to block...... 洞爷仙人原本是不想管这档子破事儿的,毕竟这是令真人点名封杀的人…… However, the medicine kind-heartedness...... sees the Li Diao so diarrhea painful pitiful condition, the hole master immortal is a little not ruthless under the heart. 但是,医者仁心……看到李迪奥这般腹泻的痛苦惨状,洞爷仙人有点狠不下心来。 If leaves alone, Li Diao might die on such diarrhea very much...... 如果放任不管的话,李迪奥很有可能就这样腹泻死去…… „Your father, but also in diarrhea?” The hole master immortal asked. “你父亲,还在腹泻吗？”洞爷仙人问道。 „He wears the anus stopper now, but in fact is very uncomfortable.” Replied as son's Li Hao, Li Diao could not have spoken completely, is connected including the above the island time is Li Hao carries. “他现在戴着肛塞,但事实上是很难受的。”作为儿子的李浩回答,李迪奥已经完全说不上话了,连上岛的时候都是李浩背着的。 „I may not cure your father, but could alleviate some of his pain.” Hole master immortal vision deep is staring at Li Diao, sighed. “我不一定能治好你父亲,但或许可以缓解一些他的痛苦。”洞爷仙人目光深沉的盯着李迪奥,叹了口气。 Li Hao lowers the head: „The matter of school...... I am sorry very much......” 李浩低下头:“学校的事……我很抱歉……” The hole master immortal is looking at Li Hao: „It seems like you had not come to understand. Your father and son have such fate, is not the matter of school.” 洞爷仙人望着李浩:“看来你们还没有觉悟。你们父子之所以有这样的下场,根本就不是学校的事。” Then, the hole master immortal wrote down three letters in void, dropped out a few words: „Comes in your father back, then oneself become aware.” 说完,洞爷仙人在虚空中写下了三个字母,抛下了一句话:“把你父亲背进来,然后自己去悟吧。” Li Hao is staring at these three English letters, a face compels ignorant. 李浩盯着这三个英文字母,一脸懵逼。 G...... C...... m? g……c……m？ What do you mean...... 啥意思啊……
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