This was a toilet...... in the imaginary technique...... 这是一只马桶……还是自己中了幻术…… This is attended to along it is seeing the flash of toilet, in problem that the heart has, he exerted several magic arts «Clear Techniques» to himself continuously. «Purification Technique». «Died Spirit To jump Technique», «Horse Walked Ten Years of Sober Technique»...... to confirm oneself not, because the imaginary technique misread. 这是顾顺之在看到马桶的一瞬间,在心头出现的问题,他连续给自己施加了几道法术《清晰术》。《净化术》。《海娃死了精神蹦迪术》、《马走了十年清醒术》……以确认自己没有因为中了幻术而看错。 That, truly is a modern toilet toilet of pure white no flaw, moreover what is most terrifying is on this toilet is also lending the terrifying aura......, this aura is not weak in Yushen to set up...... 那,确确实实是一只洁白无瑕的现代坐便器马桶,而且最恐怖的是这只马桶身上还散发着恐怖的气息……并且,这股气息丝毫不弱于宇神树…… In fact, Sir horse before being summoned here, by Wang Ling had conducted second changing magically. 事实上,马大人在被召唤到这里前,已经被王令进行了第二次点化。 But Sir horse who now was summoned, is in the prince short separation resort in all changed magically demons, strongest battle efficiency! The battle efficiency is next to Sir horse, is book of Ed immortal Saint. 而现在被召唤出的马大人,已经是王家小别墅里所有被点化的精怪中,最强的战斗力！战斗力仅次于马大人的,便是仙圣之书艾普艾德。 However the book of immortal Saint is not changing magically demons the two times, the time of because changing magically was quite late, had the technical advantage. 不过仙圣之书并不属于二次点化的精怪,只是因为点化的时间比较晚,占据了技术上的优势。 The Wang Ling changing magically ability, grows in every day. 王令的点化能力,也在每天增长的。 Demon who more will change magically in the future, its ability is also more powerful. 越往后点化的精怪,其能力也就越强大。 But actually, the strength of changing magically can also superimpose. 而其实,点化之力也是可以叠加的。 For example conducts two times to change magically. 比如说进行二次点化。 Can obtain changing magically demons the two times, that obtained Wang Ling to trust extremely. 能得到二次点化的精怪,那都是得到了王令极度信任的。 horse Sir in prince short separation resort, it can be said that the generation of performing high service through hard work...... not only takes the duty that was transmitting several times, but also at present, to realize world and monster the good exchange, Sir horse has also taken with the ambassador of monster communication. 马大人在王家小别墅,可以说是劳苦功高之辈……不仅担任着数次传送的任务,而且目前,为了实现人间界和妖界的良好交流,马大人也已经作为和妖界沟通的大使。 The envoy of monster wants world to come, needs to undergo horse Sir's report, after writing up the letter of consent of monster Saint, Sir horse will construct the transmission gate specially. 妖界的使者想要到人间界来,都需要经过马大人的报备,出具了妖圣的同意书后,马大人会专门构建出传送门。 In addition, in daily life...... 除此之外,在日常生活中…… horse Sir also experienced suffering the misery. 马大人也是受尽了苦难。 Ms. Wang to cope with the problem of king father long saddle horse barrel, making Wang Mingfa understand the poikilothermia toilet, therefore king the father will sometimes go into the Wang Ling room to go to bathroom secretly. 王妈为了对付王爸久坐马桶的毛病,让王明发明了变温坐便器,所以王爸有时候会偷偷跑到王令的房间来上厕所。 At present, Sir horse is also only one, has looked at the Sirs of prince all man buttocks...... affectingly! 目前,马大人也是唯一一个,看过了王家所有男人屁股的大人……令人感动！ Therefore, Mr. horse position in Wang Ling heart is also very high. 所以,马大人在王令心中的位置也是很高的。 These makes Sir leave the mountain time, Wang Ling is also the consideration over and over, thinking was very long. 这一次让马大人出山,王令也是考虑再三,思索了很久。 He thinks, oneself all can in the clever battle efficiency, be able to be joined to Yu Shenshu the status, generally only then Sir horse. 他想了想,自己所有可以通灵的战斗力里,能配得上宇神树身份的,也大抵只有马大人了。 Indeed, the small silver and two sons of bitches can also come cleverly, but their battle efficiencies also checked compared with Yu Shenshu obviously. 诚然,小银和二狗子也可以被通灵过来,但显然他们的战斗力比起宇神树还查了些。 But now, after changed magically two times Sir horse, the strength just reached the standard, is the no small matter. 而现在,经过二次点化后的马大人,实力刚好达到了标准,已是非同小可。 Therefore, is considering, Sir horse will change into the human form. 于是,正在思量间,马大人将自己化为了人形。 Sir horse under human form condition wears a white clothing, has ancient rhyme the old man, he looks like a writer literati, has an air of scholarly refinement from top to bottom unexpectedly, does not touch on slightly with class/flow of the body waste fart in people's mind. But in fact, this image expectation to the toilet is also related with all living things', if own toilet changed into the human form, you think that what it should be? 人形状态下的马大人是穿着一袭白衣,颇有古韵的老者,他就像是一名文人墨客,浑身上下竟带有一种书卷气,和众人印象中的屎尿屁之流根本不沾边。而事实上,这番形象也与众生对马桶的期望有关,如果自家的马桶化为了人形,你想它应该是什么样的？ Since the toilet was researched and developed, how many celebrity bachelors, because of squatting suddenly had the inspiration in the toilet, completed research that culture and scientific research that lets human further leap? 自马桶被研发以来,有多少名人学士,是因为蹲在马桶上而突然有了灵感,完成了一个又一个让人类的文化、科研得到进一步飞跃的研究？ This lets human, progressive steps. 这是让人类,进步的阶梯。 Also how many innocent young men, late at night, will be binding the descendant heir's paper goods, threw completely the toilet? 又有多少纯情少男,三更半夜,将裹着自己后代子嗣的纸巾,丢尽了马桶？ This is human, the reconsideration of multiplication. 这是人类,繁衍的反思。 As letting human progressive „steps”, as well as „multiplication” the reconsideration...... can say that the appearance of Sir horse, has the pivotal position. 作为让人类进步的“阶梯”,以及“繁衍”的反思……可以说马大人的出现,有着举足轻重的地位。 Often thinks of this, even Wang Ling are affected in a complete mess. 每每想到此,连王令自己都是感动的一塌糊涂。 However obviously, attended to along it does not understand this action. 然而显然,顾顺之并不理解这番举动。 „You to look down on me, but pays the price.” “你会为小瞧我,而付出代价。” Attends to inspires along it depth, his vision one Yin, manipulated Yu Shenshu rapidly, is following in the hand such as flowered general knot seal, attended to only says four characters along it: „Tree arrives!” 顾顺之深吸了一口气,他的目光一阴,迅速操纵起了宇神树,伴随着手上如花一般的结印,顾顺之只道出四字:“树界降临！” Shortly, originally densely covered branch suddenly simultaneous/uniform Qidong in Heavenly Dao space! 顷刻之间,原本密布在天道空间中的树枝突然齐齐动了！ Starts comes toward Wang Ling and direction delaying of Sir horse, is ordinary like rising straight from the ground clay dragons. 开始朝着王令和马大人的方向延展而来,如同一条条拔地而起的土龙一般。 „On lord careful!” “主上小心！” horse Sir protects main cherished, in his hand rapid knot seal, ejected a cube toward Wang Ling: „Original water tank decollement!” 马大人护主心切,他手中飞速结印,向着王令抛出了一道立方体:“原界・水箱剥离术！” This is the magic arts that comes by the water tank change of toilet, at this moment in the horse big person hand, changed to a silver-white cubic vault suddenly, covered firmly Wang Ling. 这是由马桶的水箱变化而来的法术,此刻在马大人手中,顿然化作了一只银白色的立方穹顶,将王令给牢牢罩住了。 The golden branch that these spreads come kept off in completely firmly outside, is unable to go forward again one step. 那些蔓延而来的金色树枝全部都被牢牢地挡在了外头,无法再前进一步。 Is only short one time fights, lets six big Heavenly Dao deeply by the stabbing pain...... 仅仅只是短暂的一次交手,却让六大天道深深地被刺痛…… Because they realize an issue now finally. 因为他们现在终于意识到了一个问题。 They as if discovered...... 他们似乎发现…… A toilet, compared with them! 就连一只马桶,也要比他们强！ How may cultivate/repair! 岂可修！ horse Sir has no magnificent style, he completely in changes magically after oneself the strength of obtaining battles, Yu Shenshu the golden branch must hold Sir horse, is not easy. 马大人没有任何华丽的招式,他完全是在用自己点化后得到的力量进行作战,宇神树的金色树枝要抓住马大人,并没有那么容易。 But until this time, attended to just now noticing the powerful place of horse Sir along it. 而直到这时,顾顺之方才注意到马大人的强大之处。 Yu Shenshu the golden branch several must seize Sir horse, however Sir horse actually the walking without rest position does not walk, his body actually in the presence of everyone nihility, making these golden branches unable to catch him. 宇神树的金色树枝几番就要逮住马大人,然而马大人却连走位都不走一下,他的身体竟然当众虚无化,令那些金色树枝根本无法抓到他。 „The strength of space......” “空间之力……” Attended to looking along it. 顾顺之看出来了。 This Sir horse is skilled in the technique of space, and also mastered the space delamination ability adeptly, can by own some bodies or the complete bodies, will escape when faced with threat into other stratified spaces, after the threat ended, releases again the true body. 这位马大人精通空间之术,并且还娴熟的掌握了空间分层能力,可以让自己的一部分身体或者全部身体,在面临威胁时遁入其余分层空间中,等威胁结束后再重新把真身释放出来。 Attends to along it showing a faint smile. 顾顺之微微一笑。 This indeed is very strong ability. 这的确是很强的能力。 However technique of the space delamination, in attending to along it eye is not the precious magic arts. 但是空间分层之术,在顾顺之眼里并不是什么珍贵的法术。 The chain of three big universes his order can penetrate continually, the trivial space delamination magic arts, the chain of his order ends to subdue|grams radically! 他的秩序之链可是连三大宇宙都能穿透,区区的空间分层法术,他的秩序之链根本是完克！ Therefore, attended to thought of the countermeasure along it fast. 因此,顾顺之飞快想到了对策。 He summoned the chain of order again, penetrated to the stratified space of Sir horse, treated as the bridge using the chain of order, two space connections in one. 他再度召唤出秩序之链,穿透向了马大人的分层空间中,利用秩序之链当做桥梁,将两个空间连接在了一起。 But links space, already completely in non- chronometer...... 而连接在一起的空间,已经完全不分表里了…… The space delamination technique of horse Sir, obtained decoding like this. 马大人的空间分层术,就这样得到了破解。 Golden branch, in the next quarter, firmly held the shoulder of Sir horse. 金色树枝,也是在下一刻,牢牢抓住了马大人的肩膀。 „It is not good!” horse Sir does not know wonderfully. “不好！”马大人自知不妙。 Can lose? 要输了？ No...... 不…… He can also struggle. 他还能挣扎一下。 Actually his facing Yu Shenshu the ultimate big move, has not released...... 其实他还有一个面对宇神树的终极大招,还没有释放出来…… Even loses! 就算是输！ He must stand losing! 他也要站着输！ Does not open loses greatly, this was also too aggrieved! 不开大就输,这也太憋屈了！ Therefore, Sir horse deeply inspires, opened own mouth, a next quarter endless suction production, formed the storm in the space unexpectedly! Resounds along with the sound of flush toilet, attended to knows along it finally, this Sir horse finally kills to incur greatly, is a move of space swallows unexpectedly! 于是,马大人深吸了一口气,张大了自己的嘴,下一刻一股无尽的吸力产生,竟然在空间之中形成了风暴！伴随着抽水马桶的声音响起,顾顺之终于知道,这马大人的最终大杀招,竟然是一招空间吞噬！ Originally, Sir horse does not want to use this move. 原本,马大人是不想用这一招的。 Because this has flavor one move...... 因为这是有味道的一招…… When conducts the space to swallow the technique, the space channel will be connected, but the filthy thing that these past was swallowed, through his mouth will pass on directly in the smell that in the other side space will transmit...... 在进行空间吞噬术的时候,空间通道会被重新连通,而那些以往被吞进去的秽物,在另一方空间中传递出来的气味会直接通过他的嘴传出来…… „Weak......” attended to along it and smiles: „Only depending on this grade of suction, wants to resist Yu Shenshu? The space god sets up in the space center millenniums not but actually, has been used to any space fluctuation......” “幼稚……”顾顺之又笑了:“仅凭这等吸力,也想对抗宇神树？宇神树立在宇宙中心千年不倒,早就习惯了任何空间波动……” The result attended to along it finishing speaking. 结果顾顺之话音刚落。 Smelled familiar smell Yu Shenshu unexpectedly at this moment, stopped movement that fetters Sir horse. 闻到了熟悉气味的宇神树竟在此刻,停下了束缚马大人的动作。 Yu Shenshu, indeed had not been swallowed the vortex that the technique has to swallow by the space. 宇神树,的确没有被空间吞噬术产生的漩涡所吞噬。 However Yu Shenshu...... smells the familiar smell in the horse Sir opens the mouth that moment, it was suddenly hungry...... 但是宇神树……在马大人张口闻到熟悉气味的那一刻,它突然饿了…… Therefore in next second...... 于是就在下一秒…… Yu Shenshu dispatched the branch, sneaked in the mouth of Sir horse...... 宇神树自己递出了树枝,钻进了马大人的嘴里…… ...... …… Wang Ling, victory. 王令,胜。