TDLOIK :: Volume #8 丢雷真君篇

#812: Is industrious and thrifty to fight suddenly the bureau


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Cultivating true virtue of several hundred god periods...... this is what kind of battle formation! 数百名化神期的修真者……这是何等的阵势! Does sovereign all looks to be dumbfounded. 一干宗主全都看傻了眼。 Common sect gate constructed a ceremony to invite several god period cultivating true virtue to make the direction of guard of honor is quite luxurious, melted the god period the employment gold/metal to be not only expensive, what was most essential was is extremely difficult to hire. But fought the bureau to gather such huge a group of god period cultivating true virtue as the guard of honor suddenly unexpectedly...... suddenly, under one crowd sovereign looked is the liver hurts. 要知道,寻常的宗门建宗典礼邀请几个化神期修真者做仪仗队的指挥已经相当奢侈了,化神期的雇佣金不仅昂贵,最关键的是还极难雇佣的到。而战忽局居然聚集到了这么庞大的一批化神期修真者作为仪仗队……一时间,底下的一群宗主看得都是肝疼。 Really, this is the disparity between krypton gold/metal players and ordinary players...... 果然,这就是氪金玩家和普通玩家之间的差距吗…… But another side, fights the bureau north square to develop under the stage mechanism/organization room suddenly. 而另一边,战忽局北广场演舞台下方的机关室中。 Fights the bureau chiefs to throw the thunder Daoist immortal to observe all through the screen suddenly in secret, under the developing stage in each square has the mechanism/organization room, when later loses the food soul that the thunder Daoist immortal enters the stage, he will appear through the mechanism/organization room central lift table directly is developing the midpoint of stage. 战忽局局长丢雷真君正通过屏幕暗中观察着一切,每个广场的演舞台下方都有机关室,待会等到丢雷真君出场的食魂,他就会通过机关室中央的升降台直接出现在演舞台的正中央。 At this moment, fought the bureau to construct the ceremony celebration to start suddenly. 此时此刻,战忽局建宗仪式庆典已经开始了。 When several hundred god period cultivating true virtue shipboard brandish from the immortal the red streamer is falling slowly, throwing the thunder Daoist immortal looks is also is choked up with emotions. 当数百名化神期修真者从仙舰上挥舞着红色飘带缓缓下落的时候,丢雷真君看得也是一阵心潮澎湃。 The small silver and two clams are throwing side the thunder Daoist immortal at this moment. 小银和二蛤此刻都在丢雷真君身边。 Two sons of bitches: So many melt god period cultivating true virtue, wants a lot of money...... woof?” 二狗子:“这么多化神期修真者,要不少钱吧……汪?” Small silver: Moreover can gather so many to eat to the full the food was all right to do to wield the colored ribbon the god period is also very mysterious!” 小银:“而且能聚集到这么多吃饱了饭没事干出来挥彩带的化神期也是很神奇啊!” Two sons of bitches spread the dog's paw: Possibly was Grandpa Yuan feeds too full them! woof!” 二狗子摊了摊狗爪子:“可能是袁爷爷把他们喂得太饱了!汪!” The small silver nods, the squatting down bodies and two sons of bitches struck a palm. 小银点点头,蹲下身子和二狗子击了个掌。 Although a silver dog usually is to the enemy, however in the view of this matter unexpectedly extraordinary is maintaining consistently. 虽说一银一狗平时是对冤家,但是在这件事情的看法上竟然出奇的保持着一致。 How does dog brother...... you speak behind to add the suffix to come now suddenly?” Throws thunder Daoist immortal perspiration. “狗兄……你现在说话怎么后面突然加起后缀来了?”丢雷真君一汗。 Two sons of bitches: „Since I studied «Foundation Dog Law», seeing the pole unable to bear want to urinate, woof!” 二狗子:“自从我学了《基础犬法》以后,看见杆子就忍不住想尿,汪!” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal and small silver: „......” 丢雷真君、小银:“……” I made Shen Wuyue say to the monster clan Saint this matter, afterward Shen did not have moon/month to think to me method of dealing, he said that wants to solve this sequela, cannot have the restraint psychology. Must become by oneself looks like a dog. Because I am not the dog, possibly learn/study this set of merit law time, some soul subconscious also contradictions...... woof.” “我把这事儿对妖族圣使沈无月说了,后来沈无月给我想了个应对的法子,他说想解决这个后遗症,不能有克制心理。必须要让自己变得更像一条狗。因为我原本就不是狗,可能学习这套功法的时候,灵魂潜意识还有些抵触……汪。” Therefore you did try to find such solution?” “所以你就想了这么个办法?” Right, woof!” “没错,汪!” „......” “……” Returns to the subject, throws thunder Zhenjun to look at the present screen, then said: Actually, this crowd of god periods simply have not spent how much money. Our sect gate just established, how possibly to spend randomly? Generally sect gate constructs a ceremony, will ask 2-3 god period cultivating true virtue to make the guard of honor to direct, our group of several hundred individuals, with the money of that 2-3 god period cultivating true virtue actually almost.” 回归正题,丢雷真君望着眼前的屏幕,转而说道:“其实,这群化神期根本没花多少钱的。咱们宗门刚刚建立,怎么可能乱花钱?一般宗门的建宗仪式,会请2-3个化神期修真者做仪仗队指挥,咱们这一批几百个人,和那2-3个化神期修真者的钱其实差不多。” The small silver and two clams were startled: So to be how cheap???” 小银和二蛤都惊了:“怎么会这么便宜???” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to rub their head, grins smiles: Before your elder brother gave me in a big way to draw one to fold the hierograph, these symbol seals can in a short time the aura promotion of person to the level of god boundary, but in fact in not many greatly subsidiarities to strength. Now that batch of space, actually build the base period.” 丢雷真君摸了摸头,龇牙一笑:“之前令兄给我画了一大叠化神符,这些符篆可以在短期内把人的气息提升到化神境的层次,不过事实上对力量上并没有多大辅助作用。现在天上的那一批,其实都是筑基期。” Small silver and two sons of bitches: „......” This is also good!? 小银、二狗子:“……”这也行!? Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: Before your elder brother also told me, must draw to refine the empty symbol, afterward I read the honored guest list, discovered that many honored guests refine the empty time, if forms to refine the empty guard of honor, even if even false, probably is not quite polite! This must how awkward, is shameful!” 丢雷真君:“之前令兄还跟我说,要画炼虚符,后来我看了看嘉宾名单,发现很多嘉宾都是炼虚期的,要是组建炼虚仪仗队,哪怕就算是假的,好像也不太礼貌!这得让人多么尴尬,多么无地自容!” Two clam perspiration. 二蛤一汗。 Outside that crowd of sect gates sovereign, in seeing the situation of such battle formation, perhaps is shameful...... 外头那群宗门宗主,在看到这样阵势的情况下,恐怕早就已经无地自容了吧…… At this time, the indicating lamp of mechanism/organization room shines, in the nearby pronouncing mouth, resounded a familiar sound: Daoist immortal, all have been ready, the host has arrived in the backstage.” 此时,机关室的指示灯亮起,紧接着在边上的出音口,响起了一道熟悉的声音:“真君,一切已经准备就绪了,主持人已经抵达后台。” This is the voice of Cailian honorable person. 这是彩莲真人的声音。 Today Cailian honorable person will be responsible for the flow of entire conference site working. 今天彩莲真人会负责整个会场的流程进行工作。 Good, that defers to the plan, making the host enter the arena.” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to nod. “好,那就按照计划,让主持人进场。”丢雷真君点点头。 Cailian honorable person: Receives!” 彩莲真人:“收到!” After several seconds, ******, face very familiar middle age uncle host smiles steps onto the near from the backstage area, this uncle keeps very long temple, is completely an appearance for a part of middle-aged elite, is straight the back, confident walks slowly and aimlessly the step to take the stage. 几秒后,有一位******,面孔很熟悉的中年大叔主持满脸笑容的从后台区走上近前,这位大叔留着很长的鬓角,完全是一副中年精英的扮相,笔挺着背,不徐不疾的踱着步子走上舞台。 But at this moment, in the northern square follows dozens buses that drive from the different directions, is gathering the increasing number of people. 而此时此刻,北广场中伴随着数十辆从不同方向驶来的大巴,也是聚集着越来越多的人。 Various prefectural level, the profound levels and yellow level, the soil class sect gate sovereign, the leading cadre and reporter in media vice- sovereign and related head and area wait/etc have taken place. 各地级、玄级、黄级、土级的宗门宗主、副宗主、相关负责人、地区的领导干部、记者媒体等等都已经就位。 However these are not the climax...... 不过这些都不是重头戏…… Mounting the stage time, this middle-aged host looked above the vault of heaven immortal ship. 上台的时候,这位中年主持人看了眼苍穹上方的仙舰。 As the host, he has known entire constructs the entire process of celebration ceremony, knows great person who inside naturally this immortal ship is actually useful. 作为主持人,他已经知晓整个建宗庆典仪式的全部过程,自然而然也知道这仙舰里头究竟有什么用的大人物。 ! 啪! Above the immortal ship, the spotlight projects together, according to the middle-aged host, a heavy/thick and dignified broadcast cavity resounded suddenly. 仙舰上方,一道聚光灯投射下来,照在了中年主持人身上,一口厚重而又庄严的播音腔顿然响起。 The audience are instantaneously silent, immediately only then host voice: Fellow guests, fellow leaders, fellow managers and gate respect sovereign and vice- sovereign, the fellow friends of head and media circle, good morning! By the strategic flickering bureau, namely fights suddenly the bureau constructs the celebration ceremony soon to start.” 全场瞬间寂静,顿时只有主持人一人的声音:“尊敬的各位来宾、各位领导、各位老总、各位宗门宗主、副宗主、负责人及媒体圈的各位朋友,大家上午好!由战略忽悠总局,即战忽局的建宗庆典仪式即将开始。” When the spotlight projection next, many people saw clearly the facial features of this middle-aged host, cannot bear is startled. 在聚光灯投射下时,许多人看清了这位中年主持人的面容,都是忍不住一惊。 Because the status of this host not simple...... 因为这位主持人的身份也不简单…… Moreover, this is magnificence Xiuguo the host of country standard forgets every year coldly! 而且,这是华修国每年国典的御用主持忘寒! My God, forgot the teacher also to come......” “我的天,忘老师也来了……” Unexpectedly forgets the cold teacher, real false......” “居然是忘寒老师,真的假的……” Really forgets the teacher! You look to forget the temple and black frame eyeglasses of teacher, these are the main bodies!” “是真的忘老师!你看忘老师的鬓角和黑框眼镜,这些都是本体啊!” Lying trough!? Also really! How fighting suddenly the bureau is welcome to?” “卧槽!?还真是!战忽局是怎么请到的?” In forgetting coldly along with the spotlight in the flash that the people present at present, the media reporters were even shocked, suddenly in the square a silence, they were startled even the shutter to forget according. 在忘寒伴随着聚光灯在众人眼前亮相的一瞬间,媒体记者们甚至都被惊呆,一时间广场上一片的寂静,他们惊得连快门都忘记按了。 This is a host who has the considerable legendary experience, not only has the perfect specialized management strength, strength is also quite good, is one earnest refining up the empty level expert. 这是一位有着相当传奇经历的主持人,不仅有着过硬的专业主持实力,本身的实力也相当不俗,是一名正儿八经的炼虚级高手。 Many people remember vaguely in the past forgot the cold becoming famous experience. 很多人依稀记得当年忘寒的成名经历。 Past forgetting once met surface of old altar/jar pickled cabbage beef noodles coldly light/only, finally when made up takes the advertisement new footage, the dramatic team was under the scoundrel attack, but at this moment forgot to forget the teacher to bravely step forward coldly, with oneself the pickled cabbage of old altar/jar pickled cabbage beef noodles ate, at that time strangled to death the scoundrel, a war became famous...... 当年的忘寒曾经接了一个老坛酸菜牛肉面的面光,结果就在补拍广告新镜头的时候,剧组遭遇了歹徒袭击,而就在这时忘寒忘老师挺身而出,用自己正在吃的老坛酸菜牛肉面的酸菜,当时绞杀了歹徒,一战成名…… But after this, the game of classical messages were disseminated widely...... 而在此之后,就有一局经典的广告词被广为传播…… Some people imitate my face, but also some people imitate my surface, but you cannot imitate me to use the pickled cabbage, safeguards the world peace! 有人模仿我的脸,还有人模仿我的面,但是你模仿不出我用酸菜,维护世界和平! :.: :。:
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