TDLOIK :: Volume #6 小银篇

#626: Express of small silver

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The master and servant two people are staring at this showing, fell into the long-time silence. 主仆二人盯着这份说明,都是陷入了长久的沉默。 Has saying that as a definition Buddhist musical instrument, this are truly many functionalities of three view impact hammers. 不得不说,作为一件限定型法器,这把三观破碎锤的功能性确实很多。 Moreover, cannot help but made Wang Ling think named „fair” Heavenly Dao, that he grasped „greatly fair technique”, was one type can let the magic arts that among the enemy and ourselves the power gap reduced, the effect just like this hammer „all living things equality” the enhancement version effect of skill. However Wang Ling has not basically offered a sacrifice to the opportunity of this magic arts. 而且,不由得让王令想到了一条名为“公平”的天道,他所掌握的一门“大公平术”,就是一种可以让敌我间实力差距缩短的法术,效果犹如这枚锤子“众生平等”技能的加强版效果。不过王令基本没有祭出这门法术的机会。 Because this magic arts regarding Wang Ling, are actually relative weak Heavenly Dao magic arts. 因为这门法术对于王令而言,其实是一种相对鸡肋的天道法术。 After all looked on the Wang Ling current situation, most enemies who Wang Ling faces must weakly in oneself, once displays this „all living things equality” magic arts, instead will play weakens itself, strengthens the effect of enemy. 毕竟就王令目前的情况上看,王令所面对的绝大多数敌人都要弱于自己,而一旦施展这门“众生平等”法术,反而会起到弱化自己,强化敌人的效果。 This magic arts, originally, opportunity that therefore Wang Ling that facing the powerful enemy displays from the start has not displayed. 这门法术,原本就是在面对强敌时所施展的,所以王令压根就没有施展的机会。 Suddenly, Wang Ling discovered that this hammer actually also very well uses. 突然,王令发现这锤子其实还挺好用的。 Even if only the definition Buddhist musical instrument, that is also the powerful protective charm. 哪怕只是限定型法器,那也是强有力的护身法宝。 Moreover after pouring into source real air/Qi, the coordination like this is strange its technique the law baby technique, enabling him also to obtain the powerful promotion in the original might. 而且在注入了本源真气后,配合这样神乎其技的法宝宝术,使其在原有的威力上又得到了强大的提升。 Two clams draw in the turnover technique the hammer, planned that looks for under the time relation in the evening the small silver. After all this matter, is to make the young lord confess personally, it must obey. 二蛤把锤子用吞吐术收拢,打算在晚上的时候找个时间联系下小银。毕竟这事儿,是令小主子亲自交代下来,它必须顺从。 Only somewhat troublesome needs seperately to explain a native of Yuanxian , Xia Town and dry on-board matter with the small silver again, does not know regarding these situation small silver. 唯一有些麻烦的就是需要和小银再另外解释一下镇元仙人和旱星上的事儿,对于这些情况小银都是不知道的。 In order to found the whereabout of that rodman as soon as possible, making the small silver conduct the traceback using the Saint beast blood without doubt is the quickest way. But this matter implements to have is so easy, this must draw a question mark. 为了能够尽快找到那位垂钓者的下落,让小银利用圣兽血进行反向追踪无疑是最快的方式。但这事儿实施起来有没有这么容易,这就得画一个问号了。 In the evening, the small silver is waiting inside the villa express, before bought the plan of collar, because the event of drop drop running free hearse delaying, the small silver finally chose the way that the net bought to purchase the collar. 晚上,小银正在别墅里头等着快递呢,之前买项圈的计划因为滴滴顺风灵车的事件给耽搁了,小银最终还是选择了网购的方式来购买项圈。 Approximately when eight o'clock, the doorbell of villa resounds. 大约在八点钟的时候,别墅的门铃响起。 The small silver opens the door, saw that a delivery man little elder brother holds one to wrap dirtily, respectful standing before him: „Young silver mister hello/you good, the Shunfeng gods hand over at your service!” 小银打开门,就看到一个快递员小哥灰头土脸的捧着一只包裹,毕恭毕敬的站在他面前:“小银先生你好,顺丰神递为您服务！” Mother...... 妈耶…… The small silver was shocked by express little elder brother's sad scene, he drills toward the nearby one takes a look, was seeing that the delivery man foot is putting a Luoyang shovel, then in express small elder brother's behind place, is keeping National People's Congress's small pit. 小银被快递小哥的这副惨象惊呆,他打眼往边上一瞅,正看到快递员脚边放着一把洛阳铲,然后在快递小哥身后的地方,正留着一口一人大小的坑。 Small silver: „......” 小银:“……” The delivery man who the Shunfeng gods hand over, does not take the common road? 顺丰神递的快递员,都是这么不走寻常路的吗？ The small silver remembers oneself have looked at the delivery man news that in many networks spreads, almost happened regarding the delivery man who the Shunfeng gods hand over, these delivery men always bewildered appearances in various places, then work as the hero...... to have the network security company to be invaded by the virus conveniently a while ago, the entire company is at a loss. The delivery man who a Shunfeng god hands over waited to be very long in the entrance, finally went forward restoring personally the network hole, preventing several hundreds of millions user personal safeties to divulge. 小银记得自己看过的不少网络上传出的快递员新闻,几乎都是围绕着顺丰神递的快递员发生的,这些快递员们总是莫名其妙的出现在各种地方,然后顺手当了当英雄……前阵子有个网络安全公司遭受病毒入侵,全公司束手无策。一位顺丰神递的快递员在门口等了很久,最后亲自上前把网络漏洞给修复掉了,阻止了数亿的用户个人安全泄露。 The delivery men are really a very mysterious occupation! 快递员真的是个很神奇的职业啊！ Said, only then the Shunfeng gods hand over this delivery man is quite mysterious...... 还是说只有顺丰神递这一家快递员比较神奇…… „Why don't you walk the main entrance?” The small silver received express, is very curious. “你为啥不走正门？”小银接过快递,很好奇。 He looks at the eye express small elder brother chest front was hanging the work sign, the little elder brother's name is: beam Liang. 他看了眼快递小哥胸前挂着的工作牌,小哥的名字叫做:梁良。 Express little elder brother worried smiling of, grasps the head: „Because inside this villa area had an owner to celebrate a birthday to the girlfriend before, requesting us to hold the birthday cake from underground to drill to give his girlfriend pleasant surprise...... the result afterward, because my business was not quite skilled, digging to the office of villa public preservation corps.” 快递小哥苦恼的笑了笑,抓了抓脑袋:“因为之前这别墅区里头有一位业主给女友过生日,要求我们捧着生日蛋糕从地下钻出来给他的女友一个惊喜……结果后来,因为我业务不太熟练,给挖到别墅保安队的办公室去了。” Small silver: „......” 小银:“……” beam Liangnao flexure head: „Then, I was given the blacklisted by the security of this block.” 梁良挠了挠脑袋:“然后,我就被这个片区的保安给拉黑啦。” Small silver: „That also was really laborious you......” 小银:“那还真是辛苦你了……” „Is all right, the customer is supreme. Before being the new block delivery man arrived here, each express distribution visits is my responsibility.” This express little elder brother named beam Liang said very much changes countenance: „Young silver mister asked you to be able rest assured that my behind pit I walk the time to help you fill, can achieve the percentage hundred returns to original state, could not see me to come to here.” “没事没事,顾客至上。在新得片区快递员到这儿前,把每一件快递配送上门就是我的责任。”这位叫梁良的快递小哥说得很动容:“小银先生请你放心,我身后的坑我走得时候会帮你填上的,可以做到百分百还原,看不出我来过这里。” Small silver: „......” 小银:“……” At this point, the express little elder brother said suddenly: „Right young silver mister, does not know that can give a five-star high praise? We have the small present to bestow.” 说到这里,快递小哥突然道:“哦对了小银先生,不知道可不可以给个五星好评呢？我们是有小礼品赠送的。” Afterward, the express little elder brother took out grading from the pocket, the above five buttons, correspond five grading options respectively. 随后,快递小哥从兜里取出了一只评分器,上面分别有五个按钮,对应五个评分选项。 The small silver felt oneself are is actually very good to speak, person express little elder brother even by block security blacklisted, but also is distributing conscientiously express, oneself will certainly not feel embarrassed. 小银觉得自己其实还是很好说话的,人快递小哥就算被片区保安拉黑了,还这么尽心尽力的配送着快递,自己当然不会为难。 Therefore the small silver almost wants not to think pressed down the five-star grading button. 所以小银几乎是想都不想的按下了五星的评分按钮。 „On the other hand, what your small presents deliver is what?” After completing grading, the small silver asked. “话说回来,你们的小礼品送的是啥？”完成评分后,小银问道。 „Small present according to the present that the customer purchases, was calculated automatically by the system the degree of correlation bestows. Naturally all these complete in the situation of each customer privacy security, our delivery men actually do not know the customer bought anything, is only responsible for distributing.” beam Liang smiles to say “小礼品是根据客户购买的礼品,由系统自动推算出相关度赠送的。当然这一切都是在每一位顾客隐私安全的情况下完成的,咱们快递员其实根本不知道顾客到底买了啥东西,只负责配送。”梁良微笑道 „Your service also too human natures!” The small silver acclaimed, then took pen in hand on the box flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixes signed own name. “你们的服务也太人性了吧！”小银赞叹,然后提笔在盒子上龙飞凤舞的签了自己的名字。 Because learned/studied shortly after the human culture, the character of small silver is actually unattractive, but „small silver” these two characters are the small silver write the most attractive two characters. 因为才刚刚学习人类文化不久,小银的字其实并不好看,但是“小银”这两个字已经是小银写得最好看的两个字了。 After the confirmation receives and signs, beam Liang also gives to take the present of perfect score high praise, that is a disposable storage spirit pouch, after inside thing took out , the spirit pouch will turn into the flying ash to vanish, low carbon and environment-friendly no pollution. 确认签收后,梁良把满分好评的礼品也给取出来,那是一只一次性的储物灵囊,里面的东西被取出后灵囊就会化成飞灰消失,低碳环保零污染。 Small silver delicious holds to buy collar passing through the gate that. 小银美滋滋的捧着自己买的项圈进门。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to eat to dig up to draw is eating the broccoli salad, passing through the gate that looks the small silver to be pinching express is bestowing the spirit pouch that smiles, reveals smile that favors to drown very much. Actually, he really feels that the small silver is a very easy satisfied person. 丢雷真君正吃扒拉着吃西兰花沙拉呢,望着小银捏着快递赠送的灵囊满脸笑容的进门,露出一个很宠溺的微笑。其实吧,他真觉着小银是个挺容易满足的人。 „What thing gave?” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal unable to bear ask. “送了什么东西？”丢雷真君忍不住问道。 „Does not know, has not looked. Said that is the computer system basis express item, according to gift that the degree of correlation calculates.” The small silver replied. “不知道,还没看呢。说是电脑系统根据快件,根据相关度推算出的赠礼。”小银回答道。 He puts on the express box the table, then starts the spirit strength note on the small brocade sack, along with several miraculous glows, in the brocade sack another plastic packed in bags package departs, but will break a seal from now on brocade sack to turn into a piece of flying ash instantaneously. 他把快递盒子放到桌上,然后将灵力注入手上的这只小锦囊里,伴随着几道灵光,锦囊里另有一只塑料袋装的包裹飞出,而拆封过后的锦囊则是瞬间化成了一片飞灰。 Afterward, a tall and slender leather whip, candle of one box of six assembly as well as one bottle of lubricating oil appeared in the small silver at present. What is most terrifying, the small silver still found a pink string in the plastic bag unexpectedly, actually this is appeal underpants...... 随后,一根细长的皮鞭、一盒六只组装的蜡烛以及一瓶润滑油出现在了小银的眼前。最恐怖的是,小银居然还在塑料袋里找到了一根粉红色的绳子,其实这是一条情趣内裤…… The small silver pinches this string, turns head to look to throwing the thunder Daoist immortal: „What is this?” 小银捏起这根绳子,扭头看向丢雷真君:“这是啥？” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……”
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