„Is Officer tall, what you thinking very disrespectful matter?” The small silver is carrying the chin, always thought that the expression of Officer tall seems like some is not right. “高警官,你是不是在想什么很失礼的事？”小银端着下巴,总觉得高警官的表情似乎有些不对劲。 Just was clearly serious, how did this blush on the sudden face? Definitely thought of what dirty thing. 分明刚刚还一脸严肃,这咋就突然一脸羞红起来了？肯定是想到了什么污污的东西。 The people in situation such several types that the red painted-face displays, although the small silver has not looked at the dirty thing( mainly to throw thunder not to make him look......), but also knows. 人在红脸的时候表现出来的情况就那么几种,小银虽然没有看过污污的东西(主要是丢雷不让他看……),但也是知道一些的。 Officer tall was asked a face to be ashamed, dumbfounded, he indeed thinks some not good matter...... buys the collar to wear to oneself after all, may not for „look for stimulation” to use. 高警官被问得一脸惭愧,哑口无言,他的确是想到了一些不太好的事情……毕竟买项圈给自己戴,又不一定非得是为了“找刺激”用的。 Officer tall tried hard calmly under own mood, asked: „You buy the collar for yourself , because the neck does have the wound?” 高警官努力镇定了下自己的情绪,问到:“你给自己买项圈,是因为脖子有伤？” Officer tall remembers in the beforehand market has presented that recovery collar, is used to protect the vertebra to use, therefore is not all „collar” is not proper. 高警官想起之前市面上出现过的那种康复型项圈,是用来保护脊椎用的,所以并不是所有“项圈”都不正经。 Like the trepang roast flour, the trepang also divides the proper trepang and not the proper trepang. 就跟海参炒面一样,海参也分正经海参和不正经海参。 For example is like the author, the author also divides the author who the proper author and ignores a proper occupation...... 还比如就跟作者一样,作者也分正经作者和不务正业的作者…… Right, certainly is this! Saw that was crooked! 对,一定是这样的！看到是自己想歪了！ As one just, serve the people the police, how can think of other place! Gao Tian! You must buoy up Gao Tian! 作为一名正义的、全心全意为人民服务的警察,怎么能想到别的地方去！高天啊！你要振作起来高天！ However, the small silver shakes the head fast: „It is not, I buy the collar, to let my master! My aster pulls me to take to the streets to dawdle my!” 然而,小银飞快地摇了摇头:“不是,我买项圈,就是为了让我的主人！我的aster牵着我上街遛我的！” aster...... aster…… Masters...... 主人…… Pulling...... 牵着…… Also takes to the streets...... 还上街…… Officer tall: „E...... the young silver mister, your master refers to......” 高警官:“e……小银先生,你的主人指的是……” Has saying that in does not know completely small silver real status in situation, looked at the angle of view of human purely, is very indeed easy to make one have all kinds of associations. 不得不说,在完全不知道小银真实身份的情况下,单纯以人类的视角去看,的确很容易令人产生各种各样的联想。 Officer tall felt own whole person is not good, the present silver is a little troublesome...... 高警官觉得自己整个人都不好了,眼前的这个银有点麻烦…… „Master? The masters are my aster, my master may! Thinks like......” the small silver that lyrics said suddenly was popular song lyrics recently. “主人？主人就是我的aster啊,我的主人可强了！就像一句歌词说的……”突然间小银想到了一首最近流行起来一首歌的歌词。 Officer tall: „What song?” 高警官:“啥歌？” The small silver sang directly: „Musculus pectoralis that elder brother practices, if you also want to depend......” 小银直接唱起来了:“哥练的胸肌,如果你还想靠……” Officer tall: „......” 高警官:“……” Small silver: „The chest muscles of my master, is gives me to depend!” 小银:“咱家主人的胸肌,就是给我靠的！” Officer tall: „......” 高警官:“……” ...... …… ...... …… This matter somewhat is slightly troublesome compared with the first two matters, the Driver Liu who because arrests is not others, recently made a noise „sweeps the decks crazy demon”. Now „sweeps the decks crazy demon” to be arrested, moreover was short of the right small arm, the small silver definitely cannot escape the relations. 这事儿比起前两件事儿略微有些麻烦,因为抓捕的这位刘司机不是旁人,正是最近闹得一片喧嚣的“通吃狂魔”。现在“通吃狂魔”就这么被逮捕,而且还少了右边的小臂,小银肯定逃不开关系。 Properly speaking, the approach of small silver actually behaves righteously, may start to be actually excessive, is actually not quite good to limit the small silver to have the concrete injury responsibility. 按理来说,小银的做法其实是见义勇为,可下手其实还是过重了,其实不太好界定小银有没有具体的伤害责任。 However, at that time when Liu Zhenhua the head was being detained the police authorities by ignorant/veiled, media and passer-by who the nearby surrounds including maintenance order police officer...... many some venting feelings, thought that this „opening” heroes of Liu Zhenhua arm are really do attractively! 不过,当时在刘振华被蒙着脑袋扣押进警局的时候,附近围观的媒体、路人包括维护现场秩序的警员……许多人都有种很解气的感觉,觉得这位“拆”了刘振华一臂的英雄好汉实在是干得漂亮！ When throws the thunder Daoist immortal to know that the small silver enters the police station, actually in that evening around 6 : 00...... 而在丢雷真君知道小银进局子的时候,其实是在当晚的六点多钟…… Previously threw the thunder Daoist immortal to have an ominous premonition, really fulfilled! 此前丢雷真君一直就有一种不祥的预感,果然应验了！ „Hello, throws Mr. thunder? The little silver brothers arrived in our police station......” another side of telephone, Officer tall is proficiently dialing the telephone that threw the thunder Daoist immortal, actually came from the previous small silver for the second time the time, Officer tall very quick-witted throwing the cell phone of thunder Daoist immortal had in own address book. “你好,是丢雷先生吗？小银兄弟又到我们局子里了……”电话另一边,高警官熟练的拨打着丢雷真君的电话,其实从上次小银第二次来的时候,高警官就很机智的把丢雷真君的手机存在自己的通讯簿里了。 Police line did for a long time, will train a very strange intuition. For example Officer tall, can distinguish these possibly to enter the person in police station regularly......, but on showed in fact, the judgment of Officer tall is absolutely correct. 警察这一行做久了,就会培养出一种很奇怪的直觉。比如高警官,就能分辨出那些可能会隔三差五进局子的人……而事实上上证明,高警官的判断完全正确。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „Did he do? Also spat?” 丢雷真君:“他又干啥了？又吐痰了？” Knows young silver, is better throws the thunder. 知小银者,莫若丢雷。 „Graciousness......” “恩……” Officer tall deeply sighed: „The suspect of this seizing, said that the young silver mister dissolved his arm with phlegm. Should this be some magic arts?” 高警官深深叹了口气:“这次抓捕的嫌疑犯,说小银先生用一口痰溶了他一臂。这应该是某种法术吧？” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to nod: „Is Officer tall, you can understand.” Actually this is not magic arts, but is the small silver as an ability of Saint beast bringing...... however the present stage needs strictly to keep secret regarding the status of small silver. Therefore misunderstands well actually. 丢雷真君点点头:“是的高警官,你可以这么理解。”其实这并不是法术,而是小银作为一只圣兽自带的能力……然而现阶段对于小银的身份还是需要严格保密的。所以就这么误会下去其实还不错。 „I said that this is the magic arts. But the young silver mister said that this is the ability that he brings......” in telephone, Officer tall is very depressed. “我就说嘛,这是法术。可是小银先生非说这是他自带的能力……”电话里,高警官很郁闷。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……” Officer tall: „If the phlegm of small silver mister really brings this ability, if later got the chronic pharyngitis, who also dares with him. Kisses the tongue not to have!” 高警官:“如果小银先生的痰真的自带这种能力,万一以后得了慢性咽炎,谁还敢跟他亲亲。亲一亲舌头都没了！” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……” Officer tall continues saying: „Throws Mr. thunder Zhenjun, the present situation is this. Now suspect Liu Zhenhua thought that phlegm of small silver mister became the disability to other party, wants to investigate the legal liability of small silver mister.” 高警官继续说道:“丢雷真君先生,现在的情况是这样的。现在嫌疑犯刘振华觉得小银先生的一口痰对他造成了残疾,想追究小银先生的法律责任。” „Does he dare?” “他敢？” Threw thunder Zhenjun to be startled, this abnormal driver handled so many excessive things, how unexpectedly also dares to nip one...... the person to be able in turn shamelessly to this situation! 丢雷真君惊了,这个变态的司机做了这么多过分的事情,居然还敢反过来咬一口……人怎么能厚颜无耻到这种地步！ Officer tall: „Although I thought that the approach of small silver mister is indeed venting, but if really insists to investigate, the opposite party truly can attempt to investigate has defended the responsibility of working as.” 高警官:“虽然我觉得小银先生的做法的确非常解气,但如果真的硬要追究下来,对方确实可以尝试追究防卫过当的责任。” Suddenly, loses the facial expression of thunder Daoist immortal becomes serious: „Do you know Secretary strict? But small silver person of Secretary strict!” 突然,丢雷真君的神情变得严肃起来:“你知道严书记吗？小银可是严书记的人！” „Secretary strict......” “严书记……” Why does not know, after hearing „Secretary strict” three characters, Officer tall suddenly has the feeling that a brain trembles. 不知道为啥,在听到“严书记”三个字后,高警官突然有种大脑震颤的感觉。 Is the young silver mister the person of some leader? 小银先生是某位领导的人？ Officer Gao is pondering. 高警官内心沉思着。 In light of the record that the beforehand small silver makes, aster...... the collar...... goes to town...... 结合之前小银做的笔录,aster……项圈……出街…… Officer tall the flash had a being afraid feeling, the whole body hits to tremble. 高警官一瞬间有种不寒而栗的感觉,浑身打了个寒颤。 Lying trough! He knew any serious matter...... 卧槽！他是不是知道了什么不得了的事…… The long-time silent command throws the thunder Daoist immortal to knit the brows: „Officer tall, you? How to speak?” 长久的沉默令丢雷真君皱了皱眉:“高警官,你怎么了？咋不说话？” Officer tall perspiration: „Throws Mr. thunder Zhenjun, can I ask a question......” 高警官一汗:“丢雷真君先生,我能不能问个问题……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „Officer tall but said that might as well.” 丢雷真君:“高警官但说无妨。” Officer tall: „Musculus pectoralis of Secretary strict, is hard?” 高警官:“严书记的胸肌,硬不硬？” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……” ...... …… ...... …… Completed the record, small silver ruo was lost the thunder Daoist immortal carries over the police authorities the time, is 7 : 00 pm. 做完了笔录,小银叒被丢雷真君带出警局的时候,已经是晚上 7 点了。 In view of the fact that „sweeps the decks crazy demon event” the bad degree as well as that sound very mysterious „Secretary strict”, Anning District Police authorities that old phlegm of small silver, sum up as „justifiable defense”. The prerequisite is the small silver must coordinate the action of later police to testify is good. 鉴于“通吃狂魔事件”的恶劣程度以及那位听上去很神秘的“严书记”,安宁区警局还是把小银的那一口老痰,归结为“正当防卫”。前提条件是小银必须配合之后警方的行动出庭作证才行。 Naturally also had the standard configuration „heroic good resident” multicolored silk banner and media interviewed the link, threw the thunder Daoist immortals to replace the small silver one and rejected, he feels that was lower-key is quite good. 当然原本还有标配的“英勇好市民”锦旗和媒体采访环节,丢雷真君都代替小银给一并拒绝了,他觉着还是低调一些比较好。 On the road, the small silver listened to throw the thunder Daoist immortal to mention just the process, doubts ; „Secretary strict? Who is this Secretary strict?” 路上,小银听着丢雷真君说起刚刚经过,一阵疑惑;“严书记？这个严书记是谁啊？” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „I spoke thoughtlessly to arrange.” 丢雷真君:“我随口编的呗。” Small silver: „......” 小银:“……” ...... …… ...... …… ps: Song that the small silver sang: The chest muscles that Elder Brother practices...... stems from: Jay Chou brand-new single bent/tune «Does not love My drawing Arriving», dry profound Monarch also released( tea with milk version), B stand av23500882 ps:小银唱的歌:哥练的胸肌……出自:周杰伦全新单曲《不爱我就拉到》,枯玄君还推出了(奶茶版),b站av23500882