TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇(二蛤篇)

#606: Why you come here


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Two clams have not thought completely the length of text old meets the brain to make up this...... to make it unexpectedly not know how instantaneously should reply. 二蛤完全没想到文长老居然会脑补成这样……瞬间令它不知该如何回复。 Now this situation, recognizing each other definitely was not possible...... , will otherwise only make the length of text always continue to get down awkwardly. Therefore with it so, made the length of text always continue to misunderstand would rather...... 现在这种情况,相认肯定是不可能了……不然只会让文长老继续尴尬下去。所以与其如此,倒不如让文长老继续误会下去好了…… Thinks, two clams fabricated one to explain the clear reason, it stared at the length of text to be old, does intentionally to hesitate saying: It is my disciple......” 想了一想,二蛤捏造了一个可以解释得清的理由,它盯着文长老,故作沉吟道:“它是我弟子……” This reason said that the length of text always shook however changes colors. Two sons of bitches saw that the length of text was always fooled by oneself, then continues the baseless and irrational concoctions to get down: Your king has not truly died, it is I have seen most martial-lookingly uncommonly and most graceful disciple......” 这理由说出来,文长老震然失色。二狗子见到文长老被自己唬住,便继续胡编乱造下去:“你们的王确实没死,它可是我见过的最英武不凡、最帅的弟子……” Length of text old stretch/open big mouth, has not thought completely this dog senior unexpectedly so highly appraises ten generations of items. 文长老张大嘴,完全没想到这位“狗前辈”居然如此高度评价十代目。 But, its body was truly destroyed. Now also in stage of remoulding. Previously, it induced to swallow the day of clam clan soon to suffer the disaster from the dream of prediction, several wanted to flee me to return to here......” “不过,它的身体确实被摧毁了。现在还在重塑的阶段。此前,它从预言之梦里感应到了吞天蛤族即将遭受劫难,数番想要逃离我回到这里……” Length of text old grieved, the eye red...... is he misunderstood ten generations of items! 文长老心痛不已,眼睛都通红了……原来是他误会了十代目! Old minister has the mistake, unexpectedly to ten generations of items of words that said that treason and heresy......” length of text old is lowering the head to sigh lowly, he is looking at two clams: That please ask the dog senior......” “老臣有错,居然对十代目说出那种大逆不道的话……”文长老低垂着头叹气,他望着二蛤:“那请问狗前辈……” I am come, and has not told him.” Two clams said. “我是自己来得,而且没有告诉他。”二蛤说道。 Why that dog senior you come...... the dog senior should have no reason, for we begin personally......” “那狗前辈你为什么来……狗前辈应该没有理由为了我们亲自动手……” I indeed have not begun.” The sound-insulated technique is transparent, two clams will look at stood in beyond the sound-insulated technique is waiting for the town/subdues Yuan. “我的确没动手。”隔音术是透明的,二蛤将目光转向了站在隔音术外等着的镇元。 The length of text is old: „......” 文长老:“……” As, why me comes...... that to deliver you a poem.” “至于,我为什么来……那就送你一首诗吧。” Two clams said: I am, all right, in bored, thought time, to a place, not the same place, to this place, came, can look, different places, not same place , many......” 二蛤说道:“我是,没事的时候,在无聊的时候,想的时候,到一个地方,不相同的地方,到这个地方,来了吧,可以瞧一瞧,不一样的地方,不相同的地方,很多,很多……” The length of text is old: „......” 文长老:“……” ...... …… The conversation ended, two clams left " Sound-insulated Technique » barrier, although old have not recognized each other with the length of text finally. But two sons of bitches thought that perhaps this actually is also a good result. 交谈结束,二蛤离开了《隔音术》的屏障,虽然最终自己与文长老并没有相认。但二狗子觉得也许这样其实也是一种不错的结局。 „Did dog senior talk to finish?” The antler Saint master is staring at two clams, made bowing in salute. “狗前辈交谈结束了?”鹿角圣师盯着二蛤,作了作揖。 He looks at not far away to sit cross-legged to ponder the length of text of verse meaning is old, quite some selected the eyebrow meaningfully. 他望着不远处盘坐下来思考着诗句含义的文长老,颇有些意味深长地挑了挑眉。 „Do we leave now?” The Saint master asked. “那我们现在动身?”圣师问道。 Un.” Two clams nod. “恩。”二蛤点点头。 Subdue Yuan: How can go?” 镇元:“要怎么去?” The Saint master shows a faint smile: „If the average person wants to see right in front of one monster Saint, must climb the Saint ladder in Saint column. Naturally the second way, gets down to send and pick up by me personally.” 圣师微微一笑:“如果是一般人想要面见妖圣,就必须攀登圣柱内的圣梯。当然还有第二种方式,就是由我亲自下来接送。” „Isn't monster Saint good?” The town/subdues Yuan asked. “妖圣不行?”镇元问道。 Once is selected as the monster Saint, can not leave the Saint column peak secretly, can only move around the monster Saint Saint palace.” “一旦被选为妖圣,就不得私自离开圣柱顶峰,只能在妖圣圣宫周围进行活动。” Such miserable...... 这么惨…… The town/subdues Yuan and two clams are perspiration. Now two clams know finally why some monster so many monster god monster king Xianshao people have seen the reason of monster Saint true colors, indeed after is the monster Saint cannot get down from the start...... the present knew the truth, two clams immediately thought the monster Saint somewhat is instead pitiful. 镇元和二蛤都是一汗。现在二蛤终于知道为什么妖界这么多妖神妖王鲜少有人见过妖圣真面目的原因了,敢情是妖圣压根下不来……现在知道了真相以后,二蛤顿时觉得妖圣反而有些可怜。 Does not know the monster god who these monster after knowing to become the monster Saint to lose the freedom, can give up seeking for the promotion monster Saint the method...... 不知道那些妖界的妖神在知道当上妖圣就会失去自由以后,会不会放弃寻找晋升妖圣的方法…… Sometimes, the free significance is bigger than all, had the powerful strength actually to lose the freedom, who before facing such choice will ponder over well. 有的时候,自由的意义大于一切,拥有再强大的力量却失去了自由,不论是谁在面对这样的抉择前都会好好琢磨。 You again attractively, in the whole world only then do your one person, what egg have to use?! 你长得再好看,整个世界上就只有你一个人,有啥卵用?! Right, did you name?” The town/subdues Yuan is looking at the antler Saint master. “对了,你叫啥名啊?”镇元望着鹿角圣师。 Is sinking does not have the moon/month, two seniors can also call me little Shen.” Antler Saint master say/way: Then we, must coordinate the Buddhist musical instrument use to be good the direct transmission to the Saint column above now, but this Buddhist musical instrument only then I can use.” “在下沈无月,二位前辈也可以称我为小沈。”鹿角圣师道:“那么现在我们就出发吧,直接传送到圣柱上方还得配合法器使用才行,不过这件法器只有我才能用。” Two clams and town/subdues origin come also to ask the Buddhist musical instrument that the antler Saint master uses is anything, finally the words have not exported, sees the antler Saint master extracting downward own antler. 二蛤和镇元本来还想问问鹿角圣师使用的法器是什么,结果话还没出口,就看到鹿角圣师把自己的鹿角给拔了下来。 Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” Subdue Yuan: „Is this false?” 镇元:“这是假的?” Shen does not have moon/month to take the gold/metal antler, takes the silver antler single-handedly, shaking the head of whole face smile: No, this is real.” 沈无月一手拿着金鹿角,一手拿着银鹿角,满脸微笑的摇了摇头:“不,这是真的。” Then, two clams and town/subdues Yuan heard piu the position that a resounding, the antler tears off, the blood flies whirlwind to just like the fountain...... 然后,二蛤和镇元就听到了“piu”的一声脆响,鹿角拔下的位置,鲜血飞飚犹如喷泉…… Two clams and town/subdues Yuan: „......” 二蛤、镇元:“……” This has the volume of blood to be a little big...... 这个出血量有点大…… Let two sons of bitches think called «To kill Bill» movie. 让二狗子想到了一部叫《杀死比尔》的电影。 Then Shen does not have moon/month merges in the gold/metal antler and silver antler together, merges in the together instance in two big antlers, the radiant rays release, in Shen did not have front moon/month to form a transmission law link. 然后沈无月把金鹿角和银鹿角合并在一起,在两大鹿角合并在一起的瞬间,有一股璀璨的光芒释放出来,在沈无月面前形成了一圈传送法环。 Shen did not have moon/month to lose the antler in one side, was making a posture of invitation to the law link: In two seniors requests personally.” 沈无月把鹿角丢在了一边,对着法环做出了一个邀请的姿势:“二位前辈里面请。” The town/subdues Yuan sees is lost in antler at the same time, direct startled: „Doesn't your antler want?” 镇元看到被丢在一边的鹿角,直接惊了:“你的鹿角不要了?” Transmitting is very big to the supernatural power demand to the Saint mast top end, therefore I usually save the monster strength to the antler inside in advance, generally used transmission magic arts to reach the limit time.” Shen does not have the top of the head of moon/month whirlwind blood, while the smile said: Is also all right, the antler was in any case long next day.” “传送到圣柱顶端对法力需求很大的,所以我通常都把妖力预先存储到鹿角里头,一般使用一次传送法术就到极限了。”沈无月的头顶一边飚血,一边微笑道:“不过也没事儿,反正鹿角第二天就长回来了。” Two clams and town/subdues Yuan: „......” 二蛤、镇元:“……” Shen does not have moon/month of this old man, a little rare and beautiful flowers...... 沈无月这个老头,有点奇葩…… Shen does not have the moon/month: Before being long, whirlwind blood has been right, moreover this blood cannot stop.” 沈无月:“就是在长回来之前,会一直飚血就对了,而且这血止不住的。” „!!!” “!!!” Two clams and town/subdues Yuan startled. 二蛤、镇元惊了。 You determined that you will not die!! 你确定自己不会死吗!! ...... …… ...... …… After entering the transmission arch, two clams and town/subdues Yuan arrived at the Saint mast top end under the function of transmission arch quickly. 进入传送法圈后,二蛤和镇元在传送法圈的作用下很快来到了圣柱顶端。 In the entire process, two clams dodge the looking straight at contact with Saint column completely, otherwise it discovered that own crotch the strength of great antiquity cannot suppress...... 整个过程中,二蛤都完全规避掉与圣柱的正眼接触,不然它发现自己胯下的洪荒之力根本抑制不住…… Waits for two sons of bitches to appear, when Saint mast top end, the strange feeling that this wants to urinate vanished. 等二狗子出现在圣柱顶端的时候,这副想尿尿的奇怪感觉就消失了。 Two sons of bitches looked at to fantasize, place that in the future one day can step, finally somewhat was disappointed. 二狗子望着自己曾经幻想过,日后有一天能涉足的地方,结果却有些失望。 Because of the Saint column peak, was really small...... this is a line of sight may and Circus. But the monster Saint Saint palace is square center's, seeming like is also average not wonderful, probably an a little obsolete church, four sides glass is the colored glaze, the booklet disperses the colorful light. 因为圣柱顶峰,实在是太小了……这是一片视线可及的圆形广场。而妖圣圣宫就在广场中央,看上去也是平平无奇,像是一座有点老旧的教堂,四面的玻璃都是琉璃的,折散出五颜六色的光。 It can be said that the Saint mast top level monster Saint Saint palace, is distanced really in a big way to two clam imagination. 可以说,不论是圣柱顶层还是妖圣圣宫,都离二蛤想象中相距甚大。 Moreover, in this square common sesame seed big point place, has the limit of freedom as the monster Saint unexpectedly, two clams think immediately the appropriate monster Saint is a quite pitiful matter...... 而且,就在这广场一般芝麻大点的地方,作为妖圣居然还有自由的限制,二蛤顿时觉得当妖圣是一件相当悲惨的事…… Although the strength of monster Saint is to inherit it is said that so long as can be selected the talent not to relate even again badly, but after now seeing the disparity of reality, two clams thought that this strength, it rather does not want...... 虽然据说妖圣的力量都是继承的,只要能被选中就算天赋再差也没关系,可是现在当看到了现实的差距后,二蛤觉得这种力量,它宁可不要…… Suns, same Old Master Ms. Wang to go out to do grocery shopping under the courtyard, a pit money from the small silver, and makes the young lord sell to sprout/moe...... to be all right also to pull up the skirt of sheep, to sexually harass startled anything again while convenient, this is interesting! 在院子里晒晒太阳、同王妈老爷子出门买菜、从小银那儿坑点钱、和令小主子卖卖萌……没事儿还能去撩撩绵羊的裙子、再顺便调戏下惊柯啥的,这多有意思! ...... …… ...... …… ps: If cannot understand the poems of two sons of bitches, please go to bilibili to search for gluten elder brother and recites Poet roaming...... ps:如果看不懂二狗子的诗,请去bilibili搜一下“面筋哥”和“吟游诗人”……
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