Twoclamshave not thoughtcompletely the length of textoldmeets the brainto make upthis...... to makeitunexpectedlynot knowhowinstantaneouslyshouldreply.
二蛤完全没想到文长老居然会脑补成这样……瞬间令它不知该如何回复。Nowthissituation, recognizing each otherdefinitelywasnot possible...... , will otherwise only make the length of textalwayscontinueto get downawkwardly. Thereforewithitso, made the length of textalwayscontinueto misunderstandwould rather......
现在这种情况,相认肯定是不可能了……不然只会让文长老继续尴尬下去。所以与其如此,倒不如让文长老继续误会下去好了……Thinks,twoclamsfabricatedoneto explain the clearreason, itstared at the length of textto be old, does intentionallyto hesitate saying: „Itismydisciple......”
想了一想,二蛤捏造了一个可以解释得清的理由,它盯着文长老,故作沉吟道:“它是我弟子……”Thisreason said that the length of textalwaysshookhoweverchanges colors. Twosons of bitchessaw that the length of textwas always fooledbyoneself, thencontinues the baseless and irrational concoctionsto get down: „Yourkinghas not truly died, itisIhave seenmostmartial-lookinglyuncommonly and most gracefuldisciple......”
这理由说出来,文长老震然失色。二狗子见到文长老被自己唬住,便继续胡编乱造下去:“你们的王确实没死,它可是我见过的最英武不凡、最帅的弟子……”Length of textoldstretch/openbig mouth, has not thoughtcompletelythis„dogsenior”unexpectedlysohighlyappraisestengenerations of items.
文长老张大嘴,完全没想到这位“狗前辈”居然如此高度评价十代目。„But, itsbodywas truly destroyed. Nowalsoinstage of remoulding. Previously, itinducedto swallow the day of clamclansoonto suffer the disasterfrom the dream of prediction, severalwantedto fleemeto return tohere......”
“不过,它的身体确实被摧毁了。现在还在重塑的阶段。此前,它从预言之梦里感应到了吞天蛤族即将遭受劫难,数番想要逃离我回到这里……”Length of textoldgrieved, the eyered...... ishemisunderstoodtengenerations of items!
文长老心痛不已,眼睛都通红了……原来是他误会了十代目!„Old ministerhas the mistake, unexpectedlytotengenerations of items of words that saidthattreason and heresy......”length of textoldis lowering the headto sighlowly, heis looking attwoclams: „Thatpleaseask the dogsenior......”
“老臣有错,居然对十代目说出那种大逆不道的话……”文长老低垂着头叹气,他望着二蛤:“那请问狗前辈……”„Iamcome, and has not toldhim.”Twoclamssaid.
“我是自己来得,而且没有告诉他。”二蛤说道。„Whythatdogsenioryoucome...... the dogsenior should have no reason, forwebeginpersonally......”
“那狗前辈你为什么来……狗前辈应该没有理由为了我们亲自动手……”„Iindeedhave not begun.” The sound-insulatedtechniqueis transparent, twoclamswill look atstoodinbeyond the sound-insulatedtechniqueis waiting for the town/subduesYuan.
“我的确没动手。”隔音术是透明的,二蛤将目光转向了站在隔音术外等着的镇元。
The length of textis old: „......”
文长老:“……”„As, whymecomes...... thatto deliveryou a poem.”
“至于,我为什么来……那就送你一首诗吧。”Twoclamssaid: „Iam, all right, inbored, thoughttime, to a place, not the sameplace, tothisplace, came, canlook, differentplaces, not sameplace, many......”
二蛤说道:“我是,没事的时候,在无聊的时候,想的时候,到一个地方,不相同的地方,到这个地方,来了吧,可以瞧一瞧,不一样的地方,不相同的地方,很多,很多……”
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文长老:“……”
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The conversationended, twoclamsleft " Sound-insulatedTechnique » barrier, althougholdhave not recognized each otherwith the length of textfinally. Buttwosons of bitchesthought that perhapsthisactually is also a goodresult.
交谈结束,二蛤离开了《隔音术》的屏障,虽然最终自己与文长老并没有相认。但二狗子觉得也许这样其实也是一种不错的结局。„Did dogseniortalkto finish?” The antlerSaintmasteris staring attwoclams, madebowing in salute.
“狗前辈交谈结束了?”鹿角圣师盯着二蛤,作了作揖。Helooks atnot far awayto sit cross-leggedto ponder the length of text of versemeaningis old, quitesomeselected the eyebrowmeaningfully.
他望着不远处盘坐下来思考着诗句含义的文长老,颇有些意味深长地挑了挑眉。„Do weleavenow?” The Saintmasterasked.
“那我们现在动身?”圣师问道。„Un.”Twoclamsnod.
“恩。”二蛤点点头。SubdueYuan: „Howcango?”
镇元:“要怎么去?”
The Saintmastershows a faint smile: „If the average personwantsto see right in front of one monsterSaint, mustclimb the Saintladder in Saintcolumn. Naturally the secondway, gets downto send and pick upbymepersonally.”
圣师微微一笑:“如果是一般人想要面见妖圣,就必须攀登圣柱内的圣梯。当然还有第二种方式,就是由我亲自下来接送。”„Isn't monsterSaintgood?” The town/subduesYuanasked.
“妖圣不行?”镇元问道。„Onceis selected as the monsterSaint, can not leave the Saintcolumnpeaksecretly, can only movearound the monsterSaintSaintpalace.”
“一旦被选为妖圣,就不得私自离开圣柱顶峰,只能在妖圣圣宫周围进行活动。”Suchmiserable......
这么惨……
The town/subduesYuanandtwoclamsareperspiration. Nowtwoclamsknowfinallywhysomemonsterso manymonstergodmonsterkingXianshaopeoplehave seen the reason of monsterSainttrue colors, indeed after is the monsterSaintcannot get downfrom the start...... the presentknew the truth, twoclamsimmediatelythought the monsterSaintsomewhatis instead pitiful.
镇元和二蛤都是一汗。现在二蛤终于知道为什么妖界这么多妖神妖王鲜少有人见过妖圣真面目的原因了,敢情是妖圣压根下不来……现在知道了真相以后,二蛤顿时觉得妖圣反而有些可怜。Does not know the monstergod who thesemonsterafterknowingto become the monsterSaintto lose the freedom, cangive upseeking for the promotionmonsterSaint the method......
不知道那些妖界的妖神在知道当上妖圣就会失去自由以后,会不会放弃寻找晋升妖圣的方法……Sometimes, the freesignificanceis bigger thanall, had the powerfulstrengthactuallyto lose the freedom, whobeforefacingsuchchoicewill ponder overwell.
有的时候,自由的意义大于一切,拥有再强大的力量却失去了自由,不论是谁在面对这样的抉择前都会好好琢磨。Youagainattractively, inthe whole worldonly then do your one person, whategghaveto use?!
你长得再好看,整个世界上就只有你一个人,有啥卵用?!„Right, did youname?” The town/subduesYuanis looking at the antlerSaintmaster.
“对了,你叫啥名啊?”镇元望着鹿角圣师。„Is sinkingdoes not have the moon/month, twoseniors can also callmelittleShen.”AntlerSaintmastersay/way: „Thenwe, mustcoordinate the Buddhist musical instrumentuseto be good the direct transmissionto the Saintcolumnabovenow, butthisBuddhist musical instrumentonly thenIcanuse.”
“在下沈无月,二位前辈也可以称我为小沈。”鹿角圣师道:“那么现在我们就出发吧,直接传送到圣柱上方还得配合法器使用才行,不过这件法器只有我才能用。”Twoclams and town/subduesorigincomealso to ask the Buddhist musical instrument that the antlerSaintmasterusesisanything, finally the wordshave not exported, sees the antlerSaintmasterextracting downwardownantler.
二蛤和镇元本来还想问问鹿角圣师使用的法器是什么,结果话还没出口,就看到鹿角圣师把自己的鹿角给拔了下来。Twoclams: „......”
二蛤:“……”SubdueYuan: „Is thisfalse?”
镇元:“这是假的?”Shendoes not havemoon/monthto take the gold/metalantler, takes the silverantlersingle-handedly, shaking the head of whole facesmile: „No, thisisreal.”
沈无月一手拿着金鹿角,一手拿着银鹿角,满脸微笑的摇了摇头:“不,这是真的。”Then, twoclams and town/subduesYuanheard„piu” the position that a resounding, the antlertears off, the bloodflieswhirlwindto just like the fountain......
然后,二蛤和镇元就听到了“piu”的一声脆响,鹿角拔下的位置,鲜血飞飚犹如喷泉……Twoclamsandtown/subduesYuan: „......”
二蛤、镇元:“……”Thishas the volume of bloodto be a little big......
这个出血量有点大……Lettwosons of bitchesthinkcalled«To killBill»movie.
让二狗子想到了一部叫《杀死比尔》的电影。ThenShendoes not havemoon/monthmergesin the gold/metalantler and silverantlertogether, mergesin the togetherinstanceintwobigantlers, the radiantraysrelease, inShendid not havefrontmoon/monthto form a transmissionlawlink.
然后沈无月把金鹿角和银鹿角合并在一起,在两大鹿角合并在一起的瞬间,有一股璀璨的光芒释放出来,在沈无月面前形成了一圈传送法环。Shendid not havemoon/monthto lose the antlerinone side, was making a posture of invitationto the lawlink: „Intwoseniorsrequests personally.”
沈无月把鹿角丢在了一边,对着法环做出了一个邀请的姿势:“二位前辈里面请。”
The town/subduesYuanseesis lostinantlerat the same time, directstartled: „Doesn't yourantlerwant?”
镇元看到被丢在一边的鹿角,直接惊了:“你的鹿角不要了?”„Transmittingis very bigto the supernatural powerdemandto the Saintmast topend, thereforeIusuallysave the monsterstrengthto the antlerinsidein advance, generallyusedtransmissionmagic artsto reach the limittime.”Shendoes not have the top of the head of moon/monthwhirlwindblood, while the smilesaid: „Is also all right, the antlerwas in any case longnext day.”
“传送到圣柱顶端对法力需求很大的,所以我通常都把妖力预先存储到鹿角里头,一般使用一次传送法术就到极限了。”沈无月的头顶一边飚血,一边微笑道:“不过也没事儿,反正鹿角第二天就长回来了。”Twoclamsandtown/subduesYuan: „......”
二蛤、镇元:“……”Shendoes not havemoon/month of thisold man, a littlerare and beautiful flowers......
沈无月这个老头,有点奇葩……Shendoes not have the moon/month: „Beforebeing long, whirlwindbloodhas been right, moreoverthisbloodcannot stop.”
沈无月:“就是在长回来之前,会一直飚血就对了,而且这血止不住的。”„!!!”
“!!!”Twoclamsandtown/subduesYuanstartled.
二蛤、镇元惊了。Youdetermined that youwill not die!!
你确定自己不会死吗!!
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After entering the transmissionarch, twoclams and town/subduesYuanarrived at the Saintmast topendunder the function of transmissionarchquickly.
进入传送法圈后,二蛤和镇元在传送法圈的作用下很快来到了圣柱顶端。In the entire process, twoclamsdodge the looking straight atcontactwithSaintcolumncompletely, otherwiseitdiscovered that owncrotch the strength of great antiquitycannot suppress......
整个过程中,二蛤都完全规避掉与圣柱的正眼接触,不然它发现自己胯下的洪荒之力根本抑制不住……Waits fortwosons of bitchesto appear, whenSaintmast topend, the strangefeeling that thiswantsto urinatevanished.
等二狗子出现在圣柱顶端的时候,这副想尿尿的奇怪感觉就消失了。Twosons of bitcheslooked atto fantasize, place that in the futureone daycanstep, finallysomewhatwas disappointed.
二狗子望着自己曾经幻想过,日后有一天能涉足的地方,结果却有些失望。Because of the Saintcolumnpeak, was really small...... thisis a line of sightmayandCircus. But the monsterSaintSaintpalace is square center's, seeming like is also averagenotwonderful, probably an a littleobsoletechurch, four sidesglassis the colored glaze, the bookletdisperses the colorfullight.
因为圣柱顶峰,实在是太小了……这是一片视线可及的圆形广场。而妖圣圣宫就在广场中央,看上去也是平平无奇,像是一座有点老旧的教堂,四面的玻璃都是琉璃的,折散出五颜六色的光。It can be said that the Saintmast toplevelmonsterSaintSaintpalace, is distancedreallyin a big waytotwoclamimagination.
可以说,不论是圣柱顶层还是妖圣圣宫,都离二蛤想象中相距甚大。Moreover, inthissquarecommonsesame seedbigpointplace, has the limit of freedomas the monsterSaintunexpectedly, twoclamsthinkimmediately the appropriatemonsterSaintis a quitepitifulmatter......
而且,就在这广场一般芝麻大点的地方,作为妖圣居然还有自由的限制,二蛤顿时觉得当妖圣是一件相当悲惨的事……Although the strength of monsterSaintisto inheritit is said that so long ascanbe selected the talentnot to relateevenagainbadly, butafternowseeing the disparity of reality, twoclamsthought that thisstrength, itratherdoes not want......
虽然据说妖圣的力量都是继承的,只要能被选中就算天赋再差也没关系,可是现在当看到了现实的差距后,二蛤觉得这种力量,它宁可不要……Suns, sameOld MasterMs. Wangto go outto do grocery shoppingunder the courtyard, a pitmoneyfrom the smallsilver, andmakes the younglordsellto sprout/moe...... to be all rightalso to pull up the skirt of sheep, to sexually harassstartledanythingagainwhile convenient, thisis interesting!
在院子里晒晒太阳、同王妈老爷子出门买菜、从小银那儿坑点钱、和令小主子卖卖萌……没事儿还能去撩撩绵羊的裙子、再顺便调戏下惊柯啥的,这多有意思!
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……ps: Ifcannot understand the poems of twosons of bitches, pleasego tobilibilito search for„glutenelder brother”and„recitesPoetroaming”......
ps:如果看不懂二狗子的诗,请去bilibili搜一下“面筋哥”和“吟游诗人”……
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