TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇(二蛤篇)

#578: health/guard Zhi is very dangerous......


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Threw the thunder Daoist immortal to sing a starry sky love language of entire head, the audio frequency documents of entire composition were he act according to the shop directly with the piano ball sang, the sound was very simple and beautiful, hears the small silver is one, could not bear surround. Before although the small silver listened to throw the thunder Daoist immortal to sing well, but has not thought completely unexpectedly can sing was so good. 丢雷真君唱完了一整首的星空恋语,整个作曲的音频文档是他根据铺子直接用钢琴边弹边唱出来的,声音很是清丽,听得小银都是一愣愣的,忍不住过来围观。之前小银虽然有听过丢雷真君唱歌不错,但完全没想到居然会唱的这么好。 This sound, is very sweet! Obviously was several thousand -year-old person, sound also with 18 -year-old beginning to be interested in the opposite sex youngster resulted in...... 这声音,真的很甜啊!明明都是个几千岁的人了,声音还跟十八岁情窦初开的少年的似得…… Cultivation World has the small magic arts and compounded drug of many beautified sound, but these magic arts and effect of compounded drug beautification sound coming out is like the rhytidectomy of south cold country's, making is a template. Now in entertainment world the singers of these fire, depends on the voice fire that oneself are in sole possession. 修真界有不少美化声音的小法术和丹药,不过这些法术和丹药美化声音出来的效果就跟南寒国的整容术一样,弄出来都是一个模板。现在娱乐圈里那些大火的歌星,还是靠着自己独有的声线火起来的。 The voice of everyone is different, must have own characteristics to be hot. 每个人的嗓音都不同,得有自己的特点才会火。 Throws thunder Diulei, you sang good!” The small silver depends on the wall, is holding the arm, hears to be very happy. “丢雷丢雷,你唱的不错呀!”小银靠着墙,抱着手臂,听得很开心。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to close the piano lid, sighed: Before actually had thought making a debut, but I gave up afterward.” 丢雷真君合上钢琴盖,叹了口气:“以前其实想过出道,不过后来我放弃了。” The small silver is puzzled: Why?” 小银不解:“为啥?” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal deeply to inspire: Because I was too strong! Must leave an opportunity to be good to the young people.” 丢雷真君深吸了口气:“因为我太强了!总得给年轻人留点机会才行。” Small silver: „......” 小银:“……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: I, if makes a debut, but also in the right way Jeren, week Wenshan anything matter......” 丢雷真君:“我要是出道的话,还有方杰伦、周文山什么事儿……” Small silver: „...... This song do you write?” 小银:“……这歌你写的?” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to shake the head: Is king Senior writes to his wife, your elder brother composes, I sang a little guy.” 丢雷真君摇摇头:“是王前辈给他老婆写的,令兄作曲,我唱了一段小样。” Originally is master master writes!” “原来是master的master写的!” Small silver vision one bright, he was recalling just that melody, on the face somewhat envied suddenly: Quite romantic...... made me think of a poem! Recently I in the research magnificent country ancient civilization, really am broad and profound!” 小银目光一亮,他回想着刚刚那段旋律,脸上突然有些羡慕:“好浪漫啊……让我想到了一句诗!最近我在研修华国古文化,真的是博大精深!” Threw the thunder Daoist immortal to select the eyebrow: Mentioned listens?” 丢雷真君挑了挑眉:“说来听听?” The small silver blurted out: Hundred years cultivate/repair the same boat to cross......” 小银脱口而出:“百年修得同船渡……” hears word, throws the thunder Daoist immortal just to praise the understanding of small silver about present human culture really to have such a to lose the progress. 闻言,丢雷真君正想夸一下小银对现在人类文化的认识确实有那么一丢丢长进。 Finally, the small silver met next: Millenniums cultivate/repair Atom......” 结果,小银顿了顿又接了下一句:“千年修得阿童木……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……” ...... …… ...... …… That night two clams ate meal in the health/guard will family/home, two clam following health/guard remembered, under family member apartment several securities were a face with a laugh is looking at it, a face passionate appearance. This is personally by the marshal ordered by the emperor personally dog, no one dares to exhibit a dirty look. Actually health/guard Zhi feels on two clams to have a special affinity, is first seemingly thought that this dog coat color is a little strange, but actually more looks at more pleasing to the eyes that. 这天晚上二蛤是在卫志家里吃饭的,二蛤跟着卫志进来的时候,家属公寓底下的几个保安都是一脸笑呵呵的望着它,一脸热情洋溢的样子。这可是亲自被元帅钦定过的狗,没人敢摆出一副臭脸。其实卫志觉得二蛤身上有一种特殊的亲和力,就是第一眼看上去觉得这狗毛色有点奇怪,但却是越看越顺眼的那种。 Passed by the block of flat ground floor time, two clams saw female servant who is taking the shopping basket: little health/guard, do you also lead your dog friend to play?” 路过公寓单元楼底下的时候,二蛤看到了一个提着菜篮子的老妈子:“小卫呀,你又带你的狗朋友来玩啦?” Yes, Auntie Zhao.” “是啊,赵阿姨。” health/guard Zhichao this old aunt greets. 卫志朝这老阿姨打了个招呼。 Two clams looked up this Auntie Zhao, first felt some vigilances, because it thought that this person of strength was very strong, this was a air/Qi field rather than the aura, almost detects immediately as spirit beast two clams. It thought that this old aunt's status is not simple. 二蛤抬头看了这位“赵阿姨”一眼,第一时间感到了一些警觉,因为它觉得这人的实力很强,这是一种气场而非气息,作为一只灵兽二蛤几乎是立刻察觉到了。它觉得这位老阿姨的身份并不简单。 However the opposite has not cared about itself actually, instead probably with seeing old friend resulted to it smiles. 不过对面倒是也没怎么在意自己,反而像是跟见了老朋友似得冲着它笑了笑。 Two clams are supposing, most likely (80%) were Marshal Jiang the matter in the apartment spread to oneself did privilege in the entrance other day...... likely in the family member apartment, old aunt uncle had, idled the safe/without matter time liked discussing this daily Eight Trigrams (gossip). 二蛤估摸着,八成就是上回姜元帅在门口给自己“搞特权”的事儿在公寓里传开了……像家属公寓里,老阿姨老大爷有很多,闲来无事的时候就喜欢讨论这种日常八卦。 Who Marshal Jiang is, the people in family member apartment know Marshal Jiang honorific title of guanyu status, that will be founds a country ten! Spoke each few words to have the weight/quantity! 姜元帅是谁,家属公寓的人都知道姜元帅“武圣”的身份,那可是开国十将啊!说得每一句话都有分量! Two clams are silent, it does not know that this matter is good is bad...... it feels in any case after oneself followed to make the young lord long, from time to time will have some low keys for the good idea. 二蛤沉默,它不知道这事儿是好是坏……反正它觉着自己跟着令小主子久了以后,时而也会生出一些低调为好的想法。 Finally instead is this Auntie Zhao visits it to smile, is convenient the body to trace on the dog heads of two clams the down of valuables: Your dog friend somewhat is seemingly tense.” Very fresh spirit strength disperse from this Auntie Zhao palm on, unexpectedly made two clams feel a comfortable feeling. 结果反而是这位赵阿姨看着它笑了笑,然后顺手顿身摸了摸二蛤的狗头上细软的绒毛:“你的狗朋友看上去好像有些紧张。”有一股非常清新的灵力自这位赵阿姨手掌上散开来,居然让二蛤感到了一种舒适的感觉。 Lying trough...... quite comfortable...... 卧槽……好舒服…… This old aunt is not really simple...... 这老阿姨果然不简单啊…… Two clams are looking at this Auntie Zhao, wants to say anything, actually does not know how should open the mouth. 二蛤望着这位赵阿姨,想说些什么,却又不知道该怎么开口。 You felt relieved friend, little health/guard has a liking for the moral behavior or beast can pass.” Auntie Zhao said: „The people in our apartment look that little health/guard grows up. Other day old Jiang gave you to greet in the entrance, you later can be more optional in this apartment, was not in the way. Therefore also leaves too anxiously...... this/should anxious should be we.” “你放心吧,小卫看上的朋友不论是人品还是兽品都过得去。”赵阿姨说道:“咱们这公寓里的人都是看着小卫长大的。上回老姜给你在门口打了招呼,你以后在这公寓里可以随意些,不碍事的。所以也别太紧张……该紧张的应该是我们。” health/guard Zhi: Auntie Zhao how?” 卫志:“赵阿姨怎么了?” Auntie Zhao: You were big...... so many years, do you have the belt/bring the girlfriend to come to the apartment? We now serious suspicion......” 赵阿姨:“你都多大了……这么多年,你有带过女朋友来公寓?我们现在严重怀疑……” health/guard Zhi: Aunt, my taste not such heavy......” 卫志:“阿姨,我口味没这么重……” Auntie Zhao: This is good......” 赵阿姨:“这就好……” Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” „...... Does Auntie Zhao want to go?” health/guard Zhi asked. “……赵阿姨要去哪儿?”卫志问道。 Un, just received the call that residents'committee old Jiang made, said is that side the border has the foreign forces invasion, making my overtake to process. He currently has the matter unable to pull out.” Auntie Zhao covers the mouth to smile: I urge to go faster come back.” “恩,刚刚接到了居委会老姜打来的电话,说是边境那边有国外势力入侵,让我这就赶过去处理一下。他现在有事儿抽不开。”赵阿姨掩着嘴一笑:“我去去就回来。” Nod that health/guard Zhi becomes accustomed to: Un, Auntie Zhao is careful.” 卫志习以为常的点点头:“恩,赵阿姨小心啊。” Relax, my shopping basket does not bring to do grocery shopping. Do you know the blood pendant not? This shopping basket is the blood pendant modified version. Loses the direct harvesting head/number of people that! However to weaken the protection of enemy side, therefore improved this contour.” Auntie Zhao said. “放心吧,我这菜篮子不是拿来买菜的。你知道血滴子不?这菜篮子就是血滴子改良版。丢出去直接收割人头的那种!不过为了减弱敌方的防备,所以就把外形改良成了这样。”赵阿姨说道。 „......” “……” Two clams thought that this Auntie Zhao in calm is saying a very terrifying matter. 二蛤觉得这位“赵阿姨”正在一脸平静地说着一件很恐怖的事。 Because must process the important matter anxiously, Auntie Zhao this time has not drawn health/guard Zhi to chat is too long, this is under the mouth was forgiving, sometimes health/guard Zhi fears in the apartment runs into some extremely warm old aunt uncle, otherwise is catching chat, a half hour of basis could not have gone back. 因为要急着去处理要务,赵阿姨这次并没有拉着卫志聊太久,这已经算是口下留情了,有的时候卫志就怕在公寓里遇到一些太过热情的老阿姨老大爷,不然逮着聊天,没半个小时根本回不去。 But this Auntie Zhao after health/guard Zhi made farewell speech, two clams see Auntie Zhao to get to the apartment entrance, the person's shadow in a flash, the whole person disappeared directly. 而这位赵阿姨在和卫志作别后,二蛤看着赵阿姨走到公寓门口,人影一晃,整个人直接消失了。 „Is this aunt?” Two clams are very curious about this mysterious old aunt. “这个阿姨是?”二蛤对这位神奇的老阿姨感到很好奇。 Auntie Zhao was under the past Uncle Jiang hand secretary, has followed Uncle Jiang to work, the say/way number called the Saint lotus Daoist deity.” health/guard Zhi replied. “赵阿姨是当年姜叔手底下的秘书,一直跟着姜叔做事的,有一个道号叫圣莲道君。”卫志回答道。 Two clams considered under this name, has not thought obstinately this given name, this should be an age quite remote say/way number. 二蛤思量了下这个名字,愣是没想到这个名号,这应该是一个年代相当久远的道号了。 Since past these old seniors abdicated on the retirement life, no longer used the number name, gradually say/way number outflows in some legends in the memory of young people, generally also only then the person of older generation knew...... 而自从当年这些老前辈退位下来过上退休生活以后,彼此之间都已不再用道号称呼,久而久之就有一些传说中的道号流失在年轻人的记忆里,大抵也只有老一辈的人才知道了…… Looks expression that two clam faces do not know, health/guard Zhi mentioned a name suddenly: „Do you know Cailian honorable person not?” 看着二蛤一脸不知的表情,卫志突然提到了一个名字:“你知道彩莲真人不?” Two clams nod: Knows!” This person it knew certainly, is loses inside the thunder Daoist immortal chat group the only female member......, moreover is making the young lord tenth that year, attacked with the cleanser to ten -year-old snatch young lords has launched a round of offensive...... 二蛤点点头:“知道!”这个人它当然认识,就是丢雷真君聊天群里头唯一的女修士……而且还在令小主子十岁那年,曾经用洗面奶攻击对十岁的小令小主子发起过一轮攻势…… Protects the will is pressing the elevator, while superficial saying: This Auntie Zhao, is the master of Cailian human.” 卫志一边按着电梯,一边轻描淡写的说道:“这个赵阿姨,就是彩莲真人的师父。” „......” “……” This world, is really small! 这个世界,真小啊! Two clams sighed. 二蛤不禁感叹起来。
To display comments and comment, click at the button