TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇(二蛤篇)

#539: Romantic of refiner!


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Therefore, the demons valley actually also unknown nicknames are called king of beasts vestige. 所以,罗刹谷其实还有一个不为人知的外号叫做“兽王遗迹”。 This nickname small silver silver knows before then. 这个外号在此之前只有小银一个银知道。 But the fluctuation of demons valley vestige, Luo fatty one month ago has entrusted to throw the thunder Daoist immortal to make small be responsible for monitoring black. However also caught a faint trace small fluctuation merely, was unable to determine completely. Like throwing thunder Zhenjun said that wants to enter this piece king of beasts vestige, but also needs some chances, once the demons valley opens, cultivating true virtue in the world will enter in the vestige resourcefully, inside has various vanishing resources. 而罗刹谷遗迹的波动,早在一个月前罗胖子就已经委托丢雷真君让小黑负责监测了。不过仅仅也只是捕捉到了一丝丝微小的波动,还不能完全确定。就像丢雷真君说的,想要进入这片“兽王遗迹”,还需要一些机缘,而且一旦罗刹谷开启,世界各地的修真者都会想方设法的进入遗迹内,里面有着各种绝迹资源。 The goal of Luo fatty is very clear, he wants is one thousand bleached bones, for this matter...... he has worried entire one month! 罗胖子的目标很明确,他要的就是一株“千枯骨”,为了这事儿……他已经愁了整整一个月了! Where this map do you come?” Two clams asked. “这地图你哪儿来的?”二蛤问道。 Looks for the valuable chart business to buy.” The Luo fat people said: You have not to know, the matter of king of beasts vestige demons valley, since fluctuated after other day was examined, fermented, now domestic and foreign has the technology to conduct the monitor the country to the space fluctuation to stare. Moreover the record that historically the king of beasts vestige comes to looked, the entrance of demons valley will only open in magnificent cultivates in the range of country's, to prevent the foreign forces infiltrates, recently domestic visa strict many.” “找宝图商买的呗。”罗胖子道:“你有所不知,兽王遗迹罗刹谷的事儿,自从上回波动被检测出来后就发酵了,现在国内外有技术对空间波动进行监测的国家全都盯着呢。而且从历史上兽王遗迹现身的记录上看,罗刹谷的入口只会开放在华修国的范围内,为了防止有国外势力渗透,最近国内签证都严格了不少。” Two clam slight bows, in this king of beasts vestige have present age already the resources that vanishes after all, so many people rob are actually not accidental/surprised. 二蛤微微点头,毕竟了这兽王遗迹里面可是有着当世已经绝迹的资源呐,这么多人抢夺其实根本不意外。 Actually now fears that feared these to fight for demons valley resources, foreign forces of illegal immigration. The cultivation system of western cultivating true virtue and we have the difference slightly, now the peace age fights is also quite thin, feared that is quite difficult to deal with.” The Luo fat people are looking at valuable chart deep thinking said “其实现在怕就是怕那些为了争夺罗刹谷资源,非法入境的外国势力。西方修真者的修炼体系和我们略微有差别,现在和平年代交手又比较瘦,怕是比较难对付。”罗胖子望着宝图深思道 Two clams shrivelled mouth, in attitude to this matter looks from the Luo fat people's, this was the complete under initial capital. The valuable chart business is the benefit is always supreme, can get so far as the map of this demons valley, Luo fatty obviously is colored the large sum of money. 二蛤瘪了瘪嘴,从罗胖子对这事儿的态度上看,这是已经完完全全下血本了。宝图商向来都是利益至上,能弄到这张罗刹谷的地图,罗胖子显然已经是花了重金。 But in fact, this map is not the entirety of demons valley, is the valuable chart business basis went to the demons valley the cultivating true virtue declaration that merely, and goes out of safely conducts the plan. 但事实上,这张地图也不是罗刹谷的全部,仅仅是宝图商根据去过罗刹谷并且安全走出的修真者的供述进行绘制的。 According to the small silver said, the king of beasts vestige is very big, moreover is crisis-ridden, the demons king as the kings of hundred beast, built the demons valley initially the time a lot in works hard. 按照小银所说,兽王遗迹很大,而且危机四伏,罗刹王作为百兽之王,当初打造罗刹谷的时候没少在里面下功夫。 Because established this demons valley initially the goal, is actually a king of beasts grave that demons king for build. 因为当初建立这片罗刹谷的目的,其实是罗刹王为自己建立的一座兽王墓。 However was a pity very much...... 但是很可惜…… Demons king cannot lie down finally in the grave, but lay down in the pot...... 罗刹王最终没能躺进墓里,而是躺进了锅里…… Not long, I have also thought has to manufacture a dream of peerless divine sword after the dwelling place of celestial beings mansion lord...... since saw startled Sir Ke, I discovered that all are the nihility......, if one day, I can manufacture an appropriate scabbard for startled Sir Ke personally, I died with no regrets!” The Luo fat people clench teeth. “曾几何时,我也想过像仙府府主那样有着制作一把绝世神剑的梦想……不过自从看到了惊柯大人以后,我才发现一切都是虚无……如果有一天,我能亲自为惊柯大人制作出一把合适的剑鞘,我死而无憾了!”罗胖子咬了咬牙。 Two clams pulled out the corner of the eye: Is so exaggerating......” 二蛤抽了抽眼角:“有这么夸张么……” How no! You do not understand the divine sword design scabbard that...... is likes, this is the romantic of refiner!” “怎么没有!你不懂……为一把自己喜爱的神剑设计剑鞘,这是炼器师的浪漫!” The Luo fat people hold the face, thinks startled time his face could not bear start to exude one to just like being in love young girl to begin to be interested in the opposite sex expression like that: You did not feel, this one type puts on the feeling of silk stockings for the beloved girl!” 罗胖子捧着脸,一想到惊柯的时候他的脸就忍不住开始泛起了一阵犹如怀春少女情窦初开那般的表情:“难道你不觉得,这有一种为自己心爱的女孩子套上丝袜的感觉吗!” Two clams and sheep: „......” 二蛤、绵羊:“……” Mentioned startled, Luo fatty seemed very excited: This is I for startled Sir Ke the first plan of taking!” 提到惊柯,罗胖子就显得很激动:“这是我为了惊柯大人的迈出的第一步计划!” Two clams gawked to ask: „The first step...... plan?” 二蛤愣了愣问道:“第一步……计划?” The Luo fat people nod very much seriously: I after startled Sir Ke designs the scabbard, I must make the heroic bearing of startled Sir Ke show before the entire world......, therefore I prepare to spend the large amount of money, is themed startled Sir Ke, makes a big movie! The name establishes provisionally that is «These Years, Sword Spirit We Pursue Together» that! A while ago, my script wrote!” 罗胖子很郑重地点点头:“等我为惊柯大人设计出剑鞘后,我要让惊柯大人的英姿展现在全世界人面前……所以我准备斥巨资,以惊柯大人为主题,拍一部大电影!名字暂定为《那些年,我们一起追的剑灵》!前阵子,我连剧本都写好了!” Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” Very saying, in Luo Fatty hand the miraculous glow flashed, pulls out the script unable to bear deducted a plot at the scene...... 很说着,罗胖子手上灵光一闪,掏出剧本忍不住当场自己演绎了一段剧情…… He defers to the script to play the men and women to advocate two corner/horn, the male main name is startled, female main name Luo Fatty has not thought temporarily. 他一人按照着剧本饰演男女主两角,男主的名字就是惊柯,女主的名字罗胖子暂时还没想好。 Formally starts...... 正式开始…… The Luo fat people are pinching the throat, starts to perform from the angle of view of leading lady: How you can be so weak!” 罗胖子捏着嗓子,从女主角的视角开始表演:“你怎么可以这么幼稚啊!” Then, switches over the startled angle of view instantaneously: Weak? 然后,瞬间切换回惊柯视角:幼稚? Leading ladies: Right, is very weak. 女主角:对,是很幼稚。 Startled: Right! I am weak, will pursue the master who you study studiously, I will be will have the means weakly and you sign such for a long time! 惊柯:对啊!我就是幼稚,才会追你这么用功读书的主人,我就是这么幼稚才会有办法和你签约这么久! Leading ladies: Do not pursue again! 女主角:那你不要再追了啊! ( Startled turns around to depart......) (惊柯转身离去……) Leading lady sweat: Fools! 女主角大汗:笨蛋! Startled: Right! I was a fool! 惊柯:对啊!我是笨蛋了! Leading ladies: Crying foul! 女主角:大笨蛋! Startled: The idiot pursues you is so long! 惊柯:大笨蛋才追你这么久! The performance ended...... 表演结束…… The Luo fat people deeply inspire: What kind of? My performance?” 罗胖子深吸了一口气:“怎么样?我的表演?” „......” “……” Two clams and sheep watch Luo Pang performance, has been shocked thoroughly. 二蛤和绵羊看完罗胖的表演,已经彻底惊呆了。 The two shock to change colors, because the performance of Luo fatty is extremely really expressive, extremely shocks, moreover lines extremely simple and crude, even a feeling of brainwashing, causes Luo Fatty after the performance ended, that echo demonic nature reverberates in two brains of clam and sheep unceasingly...... 二者震惊失色,因为罗胖子的表演实在太过传神、太过震撼,而且台词太过简单粗暴,甚至还有一种洗脑的感觉,导致罗胖子在表演结束后,那回音魔性般的在二蛤和绵羊的脑子里不断回响…… Quiet several minutes, two clams could not bear the opens the mouth finally: You...... is this love movie?” 沉寂了几分钟有余,二蛤终于忍不住开口:“你……这是爱情电影?” Love movie?” “爱情电影?” The Luo fat people beckon with the hand: Now the light puts the love, who will look! My this is the large-scale profound imaginary frightened technical bitterness Mary big movie!” 罗胖子摆摆手:“现在光放爱情,谁会看呀!我这是大型玄幻惊悚科技苦情玛丽苏大电影!” Two clams and sheep double faces compel ignorant: „......” 二蛤、绵羊双脸懵逼:“……” This Luo Fatty said, two clams felt the own entire dog is not only good! 这罗胖子说完,二蛤觉得自己整只狗都不好了! These big plan the mounting phase, naturally at present is most important, designs an appropriate scabbard for startled Sir Ke!” The Luo fat people took back the script in hand, the expression on face is very self-satisfied: First leaves the foreign play to pass, although the expressions from your face, I could have a premonition that my movie will explode in future certain box office!” “这些大计划都在筹备阶段,当然目前最重要的,还是为惊柯大人设计出一把合适的剑鞘!”罗胖子收回了手里的剧本,脸上的表情很得意:“先别对外剧透啊,虽然从你们脸上的表情,我已经能预感到我这部电影在未来一定票房爆炸!” Two clams listens while held breath a cold air/Qi, the box office exploded it not to know, looked the person who in any case movie must explode! 二蛤边听边倒吸了一口冷气,票房炸不炸它不知道,反正看电影的人一定得炸! However according to the Luo fat people brings the happy feeling inborn the characteristics, perhaps this movie can the fire also really perhaps. 不过依照罗胖子天生自带喜感的特点,这电影没准能火也还真说不定。 On the other hand, does your time ask me to have custom-made the Buddhist musical instrument? Does the material take to give me to take a look?” Cuts the subject, Luo Fatty looked at two clam one. “话说回来,你这次来找我是为了定制法器吧?材料拿出来给我瞅瞅呗?”切回正题,罗胖子看了二蛤一眼。 Two clams spat from the mouth the bone arrogant day directly, Luo fatty vision shines immediately: My God...... this is the Saint animal bones!” 二蛤直接把骨傲天从嘴里吐了出来,罗胖子目光当即亮了亮:“我的天……这就是圣兽骨啊!” The specific situation, threw the thunder Daoist immortal actually to explain with Luo Pang last night, when Luo Pang saw the Saint animal bones, shook from top to bottom unavoidably, even on the face exuded one to blush. 具体的情况,丢雷真君其实昨晚就和罗胖说明白了,不过当罗胖看到圣兽骨的时候,浑身上下还是不免一震,甚至连脸上都泛起了一丝红晕。 „......” “……” Two clams have complained the high tide face of Luo fatty weak, really a little spicy eye! 二蛤已经无力吐槽罗胖子的这副高潮脸了,实在有点辣眼睛! Two clams: You were not last night know......” 二蛤:“你不是昨晚就知道了么……” This heard that with seeing with one's own eyes, can be the same?” “这听说的,和亲眼看到的,能一样?” Luo fat people: „An outstanding refiner master, will only have the response to the two kinds thing. Same is the good Buddhist musical instrument, different is the high-quality raw material! Can let my face flood flushed the Buddhist musical instrument and raw material are not many.” 罗胖子啧了一声:“一个优秀的炼器师,只会对两样东西有反应。一样就是上好的法器,另一样就是优质的原材料!能让我脸泛潮红的法器和原材料可不多。” Suddenly, two clam unexpected happening asked the sentence: That startled?” 忽然,二蛤鬼使神差的问了句:“那惊柯呢?” The instance of this issue exit|to speak, two clams have actually regretted...... 这个问题出口的瞬间,二蛤其实已经后悔了…… The Luo fat people stare at two clams to show a faint smile, put one's mouth close to another's ear said to two clams: Is open about the facts the dog brother,...... I was at that time hard!” 罗胖子盯着二蛤微微一笑,附耳对二蛤说道:“不瞒狗兄,当时……我就硬了!” Suddenly, why two clams want to pull out itself...... to ask a anomaly question! 突然间,二蛤很想抽死自己……为什么自己要问一个变态这种问题啊!
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