TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇(二蛤篇)

#535: Bone proud heaven function


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Said these words time, the look of small silver is earnest, two clams realized that this is not cracking a joke absolutely......, moreover unifies the above all sorts of characteristics, this bone arrogant day master as if with dog Saint closely coincide. 说这番话的时候,小银的神色非常认真,二蛤意识到这绝对不是在开玩笑……而且结合上述的种种特点,这根“骨傲天”的主人似乎与犬圣已经完全重合到了一起。 Actually this instead can convince, why weeping bitterly old immortal that only Lear of family/home liked this bone so much, although Lear was the demon beast of West, but in the final analysis was a dog...... this bone is the dog Saint, therefore have no reason stimulated. 其实这样反而能说得通,为啥“痛哭老仙”家的那只芬里尔这么喜欢这根骨头了,虽然芬里尔是西方的魔兽,但说到底还是一只狗……这根骨头又是犬圣的,所以没理由不亢奋。 Therefore to words that the small silver spoke, two ** has not been sceptical, after all at that time the dog Saint, when was eaten, the small silver hides in the Buddhist scriptures pavilion of Saint dog clan, at the same time looks at the dog Saint to be manufactured Mala Hotpot, represents all dog lovers to send out in the innermost feelings strongly condemned and protested, as well as while is flowing the saliva...... 所以对小银说的话,二**毫没有感到怀疑,毕竟当时犬圣在被吃的时候,小银就躲在圣犬族的藏经阁里,一边望着犬圣被制作成麻辣火锅,一边在内心代表所有爱狗人士发出强烈谴责及抗议,以及一边流着口水…… Since the Saint beast exterminates the massacre, the news of Saint beast had long ago interrupted, these years had cultivating true virtue who many travelled for pleasure outside to pick the broken bone of many doubtful Saint beast, but these broken bones were collected in the memorial seal. 而自从圣兽灭绝惨案发生后,圣兽的消息在很久之前就已经中断了,这些年有不少在外游历的修真者捡到了不少疑似圣兽的碎骨,不过这些碎骨都被收藏在纪念馆里封存起来了。 Why as for was so big bone arrogant day to become fish slip through, two clams thought that this should be also related with all sorts of accidents of sorts. 至于为什么这么大一根“骨傲天”成了漏网之鱼,二蛤觉得这应该也与种种机缘巧合有关。 Two clams guessed that...... first bone arrogant day on has the flavor of Mala Hotpot, covered the smells of some Saint beast blood, when causes the weeping bitterly old immortal discovered, the weeping bitterly old immortal had not realized that this is Saint animal bones, but to clean up the hot pot smell on bone, cleaned the entire root bone. 二蛤猜测……首先“骨傲天”上有麻辣火锅的味道,掩盖了些许圣兽血的气味,导致在被痛哭老仙发现之时,痛哭老仙并未意识到这是一根圣兽骨,而是为了清理骨头上的火锅气味,把整根骨头清洗了一遍。 Later, the weeping bitterly old immortal brings back to the family/home the bone arrogant day, this bone Lear was only invaded by that for a long time, above also contaminated Lear's flavor, caused bone arrogant day by the unexpected hidden...... , if not health/guard Zhi gives to itself, perhaps the bone of this dog Saint will bury thoroughly in the society...... 之后,痛哭老仙把骨傲天带回家,这根骨头又长时间被那只“芬里尔”侵占,上面也沾染了芬里尔的味道,导致了“骨傲天”被意外的隐藏起来……如果不是卫志送给自己,也许这根犬圣的骨头就会彻底埋没在人世间了…… At this moment, two clams stare at this bone to fall into are thinking deeply. 此刻,二蛤盯着这根骨头陷入深思着。 Is it possible that all these, are dark in have to be doomed? 莫非这一切,都是冥冥之中自有注定? The small silver and two sons of bitches face the surface, the vision are staring at this pure white bone proud heaven, for a long time has not spoken very much...... 小银和二狗子面对着面,目光都是盯着这根洁白的骨傲天,很久都没有说话…… This atmosphere makes two clams feel somewhat dignifiedly. 这个气氛让二蛤感到有些凝重。 Also no wonder, such long had not spread the news of Saint beast, now found that significant suspect who with great difficulty caused in the past Saint beast massacre President white, however this President white was extremely sly, where until now still could not find the person. 也难怪,这么久了都没有传出圣兽的消息,如今好不容易找到了那位致使当年圣兽惨案发生的重大嫌疑犯“白会长”,然而这位白会长太过狡猾,迄今为止依然找不到人在哪里。 Two clams felt, the small silver is very certainly painful...... 二蛤觉得,小银现在一定很痛苦…… Although in the Saint beast has many types, but the Saint dog clan actually and relations of silver coins beast clan are actually quite good, otherwise the small silver will not appear in the Buddhist scriptures pavilion of Saint dog clan at that time glances through the books. 虽说圣兽中有很多种类,但圣犬族其实和银角兽族的关系却是相当不错的,不然当时小银也不会出现在圣犬族的藏经阁里翻阅书籍。 Therefore, two sons of bitches noticed that the small silver is staring at the bone, disappointed the look that if thinks, could not bear stretch out the dog's paw to pat the shoulder of small silver: „The deceased has gone, restrains grief......” 因此,二狗子看到小银盯着骨头,一副怅然若思的神色,忍不住伸出狗爪子拍了拍小银的肩膀:“逝者已去,节哀……” It does not know how oneself should comfort the small silver...... 它不知道自己该怎么安慰小银…… After all, oneself are only one forgives the dog, does not comfort the dog! 毕竟,自己只是一只原谅犬,不是安慰犬啊! Does not need to comfort me, my sadness is not big, matter has passed......” small silver to hold the arm saying: I the strongest wish, first follow to practice side master now well. Second is to hurry to catch that fabricating a rumor President white, is good to give us Saint beast one clan one to explain......” “不用安慰我,我的悲伤没有那么大,事情早就已经过去了……”小银抱着臂说道:“我现在最大的心愿,第一就是好好跟在master身边修行。第二就是赶紧抓到那个造谣的白会长,好给咱们圣兽一族一个交待……” Un!” “恩!” Two clams thought that small silver these words actually very have lofty ideals: But, why do I always feel you very sad appearance?” 二蛤觉得小银这番话其实还挺有志气的:“不过,为什么我总觉得你很伤心的样子?” The small silver is staring at the dog bone, curls the lip: My this where was sad...... I was just pondering a very profound issue!” 小银盯着狗骨头,撇了撇嘴:“我这哪里是伤心啊……我刚刚只是在思考一个很深刻的问题!” Two clams: What issue?” 二蛤:“什么问题?” Small silver: I, when thinks that...... past that group of people made Mala Hotpot the dog Saint, scattered was what seasoning...... this hemp is hot so to be why long not to disperse......” 小银:“我在想……当年那群人把犬圣做成麻辣火锅的时候,撒的到底是什么调料……这麻辣味为啥这么久了还没散掉……” Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” ...... …… ...... …… Evening's time, throws the thunder Daoist immortal also to invite two clams to have the dinner warmly together, the reason that because must lose weight recently, the small silver direct selection does not eat. Was reasonable, two clams felt this goods really very incurred the hatred...... was eats not the fat physique obviously, but also shouts must lose weight, what to do did this let these fat people? Don't the fat people attach great importance to face-saving ? 晚上的时候,丢雷真君又热情的邀请二蛤一起吃晚餐,因为最近要减肥的缘故,小银直接选择不吃。讲道理,二蛤觉得这货真得挺招仇恨的……明明是个吃不胖的体质,还一口一个嚷嚷着要减肥,这让那些胖子们怎么办?胖子们不要面子哒? Dinner, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to be busy at work in the kitchen, before it, but actually has not really looked, whom threw the thunder Daoist immortal also to meet to cook...... this wife attribute not to have unexpectedly! 晚餐时分,丢雷真君在厨房里忙活,它之前倒还真没看出来,丢雷真君居然还会自己烧饭……这人妻属性也是没谁了! The small silver by manipulates the cell phone on sofa at the same time, does not know that is brushing what news, two clams could not bear turn the dog head to ask one: How does Daoist immortal cook?” 小银靠在一边的沙发上摆弄手机呢,不知道又在刷什么新闻,二蛤忍不住扭过狗头问了一句:“真君烧饭咋样?” Small silver: Also good......, moreover very healthy...... you ate knew......” 小银唔了一声:“还不错吧……而且很健康……你吃了就知道了……” Time at this point, the small silver smells suddenly: Also without asking you, the bone of that dog Saint, how do you plan to process? This gadget actually really has no effect of tonic, regardless of same...... affects me not to know on the dog class to the human cultivating true virtue Saint beast spirit beast......” 说到这里的时候,小银突然闻到:“还没问你呢,那根犬圣的骨头,你打算咋处理啊?这玩意儿其实真没有什么补药的功效,不论对人类修真者还是圣兽灵兽都一样……不过对于犬类有没有影响我就不知道了……” Your suggestion?” Two clams asked. “你的建议呢?”二蛤问道。 My suggestion......” “我的建议呀……” The small silver said: I suggested that you work as the raw material this bone, refiner master Nongjian who looks for a good point said that the Buddhist musical instrument of hand is quite good. Moreover the bone of dog Saint, there is a representation, really must make the Buddhist musical instrument to believe that will not be bad. At least this Buddhist musical instrument has certain deterrent role to all dog class spirit beasts!” 小银说:“我建议你把这根骨头当原材料,找个好点的炼器师弄件称手的法器比较好。而且犬圣的骨头,也有代表性,真得制成法器相信不会太差。最起码这件法器对所有犬类灵兽都有一定威慑作用!” Good!” Two clams nod, the suggestion of small silver also very has the constructive nature. “好!”二蛤点点头,小银的这个建议还挺有建设性的。 Moreover it now indeed is few withstanding Buddhist musical instruments, the most precious object of frog clan is beginning of the universe oil bead, this is product Shengqi, only then all previous head of the clan can use. Turns into a dog from oneself, this magic weapon broke with own connection. 而且它现在的确是少一件承受的法器,蛤蟆族的至宝是“混元油珠”,这是一件一品圣器,然而只有历代族长才能使用。从自己变成一条狗,这件法宝与自己的关联就断了。 However depending on present own body, actually beginning of the universe oil bead not too suitable...... 不过凭现在自己的这副身躯,其实混元油珠也不太适合自己了…… In the future will perhaps have the every large or small fight, must have a magic weapon self-defense to be good. 往后或许还有大大小小的战斗,总得有一件法宝防身才行。 Under this matter must ask the young lord to be good finally, but two clams thought that this matter estimated finally will confess does to Luo Fatty, because the next week is busiest one week, although the midterm examination does not have remaining several, but the area games must participate! Wang Ling runs besides the relay, but also under Mr. leaf intense request, in addition reported the project that the medicine ball and favored spirit fights randomly. 这事儿最后还得去拜托下小主子才行,不过二蛤觉得这事儿估计最终会交代给罗胖子去做,因为下一周是最忙碌的一周,期中考试虽然没剩下几门,但还有区运动会要参加!王令除了接力跑之外,还在叶老师的强烈请求之下,加报了实心球和灵宠乱斗的项目。 In brief, next week of some must be busy at work...... 总而言之,下一周有的要忙活了…… Moreover what is most essential, after the dream of previous chapter of own prediction, leaves own time also not long. 而且最关键的是,距离上一回自己的预言之梦发生后,留给自己的时间也没有多久了。 Two clams were supposing planned under. 二蛤估摸着算计了下。 Happen to...... the next week is the day of his returns to the clan. 正好……下一周就是他回族的日子。 It can be said that all matters all huddled together to put one! 可以说所有事儿全都扎堆放到一块了! Indistinct within, two clam also suitable egg sore feelings...... 隐约间,二蛤也有一种相当蛋疼的感觉…… ...... …… ...... …… Eats meal!” At this time, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to come out from the kitchen, in his two hands had a tray respectively, this was the tonight's small silver says the healthy grand feast: The broccoli eggdrop soup, fries the broccoli, the fermented glutinous rice broccoli and broccoli tempura and chicken to cook the broccoli...... unexpectedly also the dish, is powder dust Ding of broccoli! Was thrown the thunder Daoist immortal to cut the tiny bits, made the broccoli thick soup! “吃饭吧!”这时候,丢雷真君从厨房里出来了,他两只手上各有一只托盘,这就是今天晚上小银说得健康盛宴:西兰花蛋花汤、清炒西兰花、酒酿西兰花、西兰花天妇罗、小鸡儿炖西兰花……居然还有一道菜,是西兰花的碎末丁!被丢雷真君切得稀碎,做成了西兰花羹! Two clams stared at this thick soup to be shocked: „......” 二蛤盯着这道羹惊呆了:“……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: This is Romance of the West Chamber!” 丢雷真君:“这是西厢记!” Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……”
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