TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇（二蛤篇）

#531: When can live in the same place with MASTER

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To be honest, this misunderstanding is a little actually big......, but two clams thought that this cannot blame it! Passing through the gate, several people were just staring at themselves maliciously, changed everybody to be able the different meanings! Moreover what is most essential, it ran, this crowd of person also doom is pursuing behind, it did not run must blame! 老实说,这误会其实有点儿大……但是二蛤觉得这也不能怪它呀！刚一进门,就有几个人不怀好意的盯着自己,换谁都会歧义！而且最关键的是,它跑了吧,这群人还死命的在身后追,它不跑才怪！ At this time two clams think suddenly a grade of overseas giving people a hard time program, a corner on street, arranged 100 individuals, then waited for the passer-by passed through from the street the time, 100 individuals directly flushed to pursue the passer-by to run...... this are manifestations of instantaneous consciousness, although does not know that had anything specifically, but anybody first thinking first protected itself good! 这个时候二蛤突然想到了一档国外的整人节目,就是在街上的一个拐角,安排一百个人,然后等路人从马路上经过的时候,一百个人就直接冲出去追着路人跑……这就是瞬间意识的体现,虽然不知道具体发生了什么,可是任何人第一个想到的就是先保护好自己！ When the platoon leader drives two clams deliver to throw thunder Daoist immortal main house gate, two clams are being actually awkward, god knows oneself will first pay a visit to do such accident? 当小队长驾车把二蛤送到丢雷真君家门口的时候,二蛤其实还在尴尬着的,天知道自己第一回登门拜访会搞出这样的岔子？ Moreover passes through the gate time, two clams also saw that platoon leader throwing the thunder Daoist immortal drew in the small corner, was conducting a report to the matter that just had. 而且进门的时候,二蛤还看到那位小队长把丢雷真君拉到了小角落里,在对刚刚发生的事进行了一番汇报。 „Throws Mr. thunder...... your family's dog......” “丢雷先生……你家的狗……” „, This is not my family, the dog of my brother family/home, you come my family to be a guest today.” “哦,这不是我家的,我兄弟家的狗,今天你来我家做客。” „Is this......” “是这样啊……” The platoon leader rubs their head: „I felt, throws Mr. thunder the dog of your brothers family/home, as if state of mind has some issues. Just we want to come up to greet, the result it was frightened probably, we pursued it to pursue caught up for a long time deliver to your here......” 小队长摸了摸头:“我觉得,丢雷先生你兄弟家的狗,似乎精神状态有一些问题。刚刚我们想上去打招呼的,结果它好像被吓到了,我们追着它追了好久才追上送到你这儿……” „......” “……” Threw the thunder Daoist immortal perspiration under. 丢雷真君汗了下。 Actually he felt that this matter was also he himself unconsidered, because hunted for the disturbance of demon meeting not to stop recently, although dog brother surface although looks careless, so long as outside, maintains highly vigilant. Any strange vision may make him begin to have suspicions...... knows early, he should not make that crowd of securities make such big weaponry, direct greeting makes them remember that allowed to pass is good! 其实他感觉这事儿也是他自己这边欠考虑了,因为最近猎魔会的风波还没消停,狗兄虽然表面虽然看着漫不经心,但只要在外面,就会保持高度的警惕。任何陌生的目光可能都会令其起疑……早知道,他不该让那群保安弄这么大阵仗的,直接打声招呼让他们记得放行就好了！ „Thank for your trouble.” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal very politely pulled out a cigarette of immortal ancestral tablet: „Then, distributes to several brothers!” “辛苦辛苦。”丢雷真君很客气的掏出了一条仙灵牌的香烟:“回头,给几位兄弟都分发一下！” This smoke very expensive/noble actually, the average person could not have pulled out, but loses the custom that the thunder Daoist immortal has usually not smoked, family's smoke is the forum business user at holidays time of delivers, in the family/home is also piling up, throws the thunder Daoist immortal not to have anxiously processing, put simply completely brings to do somebody a favor in order to ingratiate oneself at home. 这烟挺贵的其实,一般人还抽不到,不过丢雷真君平常没有抽烟的习惯,家里的烟都是论坛的企业合作用户逢年过节的时候送的,家里还堆放着很多,丢雷真君也没急着处理,就干脆全部放在家里拿来送人情用了。 Platoon leader not polite, on the face stacks the smile immediately, directly smoke accepting: „That thanked to throw Mr. thunder.” This is actually very common in the fancy villa area, do not look that this smoke is very expensive, but to the local tyrant in villa area that is more than ten 20 tips...... 小队长也没客气,脸上立刻堆起笑容,直接把烟给收下了:“那就谢谢丢雷先生了。”这在高档别墅区其实很常见,别看这条烟很贵,但是对别墅区的土豪而言那都是十几二十块的小费而已…… Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to beckon with the hand: „Is all right, if then the green hair dog of my friend family/home comes again, you open the sluice gates to allow to pass directly become. It can find my.” 丢雷真君摆摆手:“没事没事,回头我朋友家的这条绿毛狗要是再来,你们直接开闸放行就成。它会自己找到我的。” „Good losing Mr. thunder.” “好的丢雷先生。” The platoon leader nods, suddenly he thought of anything, said: „Was right, throws Mr. thunder. Our villa area has the pet center, provides the medical relief and psychology consulting service to pet of the villa area owners free.” 小队长点点头,忽然他想到了些什么,说道:“哦对了,丢雷先生。咱们别墅区是有宠物中心的,给别墅区业主们的宠物免费提供医疗救助和心理咨询服务。” „Graciousness......” throws the thunder Daoist immortal to nod. The pet center he knows certainly! “恩……”丢雷真君点点头。宠物中心他当然知道！ However he was impossible to say directly own brothers' dog, the spirit had the issue! 但是他不可能直接说自家兄弟的狗,精神有问题呀！ Therefore throws the thunder Daoist immortal to say simply: „This does not need too to be worried, but you had heard recently, hunted for the matter of demon meeting related? Therefore the dog of my brother family/home will be quite vigilant, several days later good......” 所以丢雷真君干脆说道:“这个不用太担心,只是最近你听说过了吧,有关猎魔会的事？所以我兄弟家的狗才会比较警惕,过几天就好了……” „So that's how it is!” “原来如此！” The platoon leader suddenly, sighs at once: „Throws Mr. thunder, I suggested to make some psychological unblocking is quite good earlier, sometimes the spirit tied tight is not the good deed!” 小队长恍然,旋即一叹:“不过丢雷先生,我个人建议还是早点做些心理疏导比较好,有时候精神过于紧绷也不是好事！” Threw the thunder Daoist immortal not to want with this platoon leader to pull again, because he knows that now the pet center of villa area is conducting the activity, the pet medical service and consultation of owner were free good......, but in some special services were not free! What hair nurse and dyeing have a permanent wave anything. 丢雷真君已经不想和这位小队长再扯下去了,因为他知道现在别墅区的宠物中心在搞活动,业主的宠物医疗、咨询是免费的不错……但是里面的一些特殊服务不免费啊！什么毛发护理、染发烫发啥的。 According to losing the thunder Daoist immortal own personal experience, he thought that with result that this platoon leader chatted again, finally will be shifted to „manages card”...... 按照丢雷真君自己的个人经验,他觉得和这位小队长再聊下去的结果,最终会被转移到“办卡”身上…… Therefore, throws the thunder Daoist immortal only to be able very polite turning down: „I must entertain it, the platoon leader first goes busily . Moreover the pet center is not necessarily able to adjust the dog brother's spirit.” 所以,丢雷真君只能很礼貌的婉拒:“我还得招待它呢,小队长先去忙吧,而且宠物中心未必能调节狗兄的精神。” Platoon leader: „Why?” 小队长:“为啥？” Threw the thunder Daoist immortal to make up wild stories a reason casually: „Before it, had been nipped by the dog!” Threw thunder Zhenjun to say very earnestly, this reason said that he himself almost letter/believed! 丢雷真君随便胡诌了个理由:“它以前,被狗咬过！”丢雷真君说得很认真,这个理由说出口的时候,他自己都差点信了！ Platoon leader: „......” 小队长:“……” Has gotten back one's composure, throws the thunder Daoist immortal not to see. 回过神的时候,丢雷真君已经不见。 ...... …… ...... …… Two clams pass through the gate time, discovered that a building has a pit...... 二蛤进门的时候,发现一楼有一个坑…… This pit is previous Wang Ling comes the time, that the small silver fights with the fists, throws the thunder Daoist immortal not to make up, remains simply, then oneself began to cultivate/repair slightly clearly the pit edge, at least looked quite artistic. 这坑就是上次王令来的时候,小银一拳打出来的那口,丢雷真君也没补上,干脆也就这么留着了,然后自己动手把坑的边缘稍微修得圆润了下,最起码看上去比较美观。 The heads of two clams searched searching toward the pit inside, saw just in time the small silver is sitting cross-legged on that broccoli sofa of basement sits in meditation! No wonder had not just read the message! But on the tea table before sofa, then puts one bag to make the young lord has changed magically the simple surface. 二蛤的脑袋往坑里头探了探,正巧看到小银正盘坐在地下室的那张西兰花沙发上打坐呢！难怪刚刚没看短信！而沙发前的茶几上,则是放着一袋令小主子点化过的干脆面。 Two clams just jumped following round hole, at this time the small silver long shouted the one breath, the mouth mumbled: „Graciousness...... practices!” 二蛤顺着圆坑刚刚跳下去,这时小银长呼了一口气,嘴里念念有词:“恩……修行完毕！” Such quickly? 这么快？ Two clams startled. 二蛤惊了。 The small silver smiles: „Master simple surface really easy-to-use! I felt that my spirit strength strove much!” 小银嘿嘿一笑:“master的干脆面真的好用啊！我感觉自己的灵力又精进了不少！” Then, the small silver shook that package simple surface on table, this simple surface had been gripped by the rubber band. 说完,小银晃了晃桌上的那包干脆面,这干脆面已经被皮筋扎起来。 „Originally today wants to practice, heard that you must come me to eat a small mouth, never expected that spent for a long time digesting the simple surface that master gave!” The small silver stung the hand, the finger moistened the powder licking on cleanly. “本来今天想修行来着的,听说你要来我就吃了一小口,没想到花了这么久才把master给的干脆面给消化掉！”小银嘬了嘬手,把手指上沾得粉末给舔干净了。 Two clams pulled out the corner of the eye: „Why didn't you finish eating one time?” 二蛤抽了抽眼角:“你为啥不一次性吃完？” The small silver shakes the head: „Finished eating one time? That line? In the evening I must pursue!” 小银摇头:“一次性吃完？那怎么行？晚上我还要追番呢！” Two clams listened almost to spit blood: „......” This is defers to the dead dwelling attribute development! 二蛤听了差点吐血:“……”这已经是按照死宅属性发展了啊！ The small silver pinches the finger to calculate: „You think that I, must leave the time to eat meal and to leave the time day-by-day to pursue , to leave the time to look how the cartoon, keeps under the time study to make master like me! Finally, but must leave the time to let throw the thunder to brush the bristle to me, must leave the time to digest the simple surface that master gives to accelerate to practice! Aiya, the time is really insufficient!” 小银掐着手指算了算:“你想想哦,我一天天的,要留出时间吃饭、要留出时间追番、还得留出时间看漫画、留出时间研究下怎么让master更更更更更喜欢我！最后,还得留出时间让丢雷给我刷刷毛,现在又要留出时间消化master给的干脆面加速修行！哎呀,时间真的不够用！” Two clams: „How much money your can spend?” 二蛤:“你一个得花多少钱？” The small silver beckons with the hand: „Is inexpensive, several million.” 小银摆摆手:“不贵不贵,也就几百万吧。” Time at this point, the small silver glanced the eye two clams: „On the other hand, when can I move and master live together?” 说到这里的时候,小银瞟了眼二蛤:“话说回来,我啥时候能搬过去和master一起住啊？” „Lives together? Do not think......” “一起住？别想了……” Two clams sighed: „He cannot raise......” 二蛤叹息:“他养不起……”
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