TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇(二蛤篇)

#494: Mr. Lu of tenacious survival


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Because Mr. Lu decided to propose relations that initially leaves job, therefore President white decided before Mr. Lu leaves job gives a gift, detains using the sentimental sign. 因为鲁先生当初决定提出离职的关系,所以白会长决定在鲁先生离职前赠送一件礼物,利用感情牌进行挽留。 Setting up the clan is a quite pure life, but the fact showed, the detaining plan of President white is quite successful. 树族原本就是一种比较单纯的生灵,而事实证明,白会长的挽留计划相当成功。 However, all these are the start that President white deceives...... 然而,这一切才是白会长欺骗的开始…… This indeed Mr. Lu picked young good sword initially, moreover he one and issued President white the detailed spirit sword material. 这把“夭行剑”的确是当初鲁先生自己相中的,而且他把详细的灵剑资料都一并发给了白会长。 But the questionable point of entire event here, as President white of human family background, is impossible cannot see young and day the difference, but later throws the immortal gold/metal to buy the action of sword ten million/countless refreshedly, the small silver thought that this should also be President white arranges ahead of time. 但整个事件的疑点就在这里,作为人类出身的白会长,不可能看不出“夭”和“天”的区别,而之后豪掷千万仙金爽快购剑的举动,小银觉得这应该也是白会长提前安排好的。 No one will be silly the fork to taking 10 million immortal gold/metal, buys one, only then Saint of nine chief ministers of state...... , and has the possibility very much, shop that international buys, is President Bai opens. 没人会傻叉到拿一千万仙金,去买一把只有九品的圣器……而且很有可能,那个国际购的店铺,就是白会长自己开得。 Therefore this transaction, is the left pocket takes out money from the beginning, the business of right pocket income. 所以这一场交易,从一开始就是左口袋掏钱,右口袋进钱的买卖。 President white spent the expense of extremely few opening shop, left behind such powerful tree clan assistants in the side, this business is gains radically steadily does not compensate. 白会长只是花费了极少的开店铺的费用,就留下了这样一尊强有力的树族助手在身边,这笔买卖根本是稳赚不赔。 Truth only has one......” “真相只有一个……” The small silver stands, in his hand grabs a red butterfly knot: If I guess right, this was the truth of event!” 小银站起来,他的手上抓着一只红色蝴蝶结:“如果我猜的没错,这就是事件的真相了!” Although at present, the small silver and has no substantive evidence. 虽然目前,小银并没有任何实质性的证据。 However Mr. Lu thinks following the analysis of small silver carefully, truly discovered many suspicious places. 但是鲁先生顺着小银的分析细细一想,确确实实发现了诸多的可疑之处。 For example, before he discovered, this on hand the planetarium good sword, does not have the sword spirit. 比如,之前他就发现,手上的这把假天行剑,是没有剑灵的。 Can be the sword list, won't the spirit sword ranked the seventh, how possibly have the sword spirit? 一把能位列剑榜,排名第七的灵剑,怎么可能会没有剑灵? However Mr. white to his explanation is, because the day good sword is the sword list's seventh reason, therefore shortly after the summon sword spirit procedure/program be more complex than...... this ordinary spirit sword the sword just started, but also needs some time use, after agreeing with is the certain extent, can summon the sword spirit. 但是白先生对他的解释是,正是因为天行剑位列剑榜第七的缘故,所以呼唤剑灵的程序要比普通灵剑更加复杂……这把剑才刚刚入手不久,还需要一段时间的使用,等契合度达到一定程度后,才能呼唤出剑灵。 This is the original words of Mr. white, at that time pure Mr. Lu believed in firmly. 这是白先生的原话,当时单纯的鲁先生深信不疑。 However, now after Mr. Lu calms down to think, truly thought that this is blind several talks nonsense radically! 不过,现在鲁先生冷静下来想了想后,确确实实觉得这根本就是瞎几把扯淡! My God! I was deceived...... how sly human unexpectedly!” “我的天!我居然被骗了……多么狡猾的人类!” Mr. Lu realized finally oneself were deceived, lower reaches that the tears that in his eye occupies could not have stopped. 鲁先生终于意识到自己被骗了,他眼中盘踞的泪水已经止不住的下流。 He never has to think oneself as solemn tree clan „the seductress/evil spirit of dense/woods incoming succeeding to the throne monster god, were deceived so the situation certainly unexpectedly......, if this matter spreads, he does have folks of what face countenance in facing clan? 他万万没想到自己作为堂堂树族“森之妖精”即将上任的继位准妖神,竟然被人诓骗到如此地步……若此事传出,他有何颜面面对族里的父老乡亲? How long did you come world?” The small silver cannot bear ask. “你来人类世界多久了?”小银忍不住问道。 Has...... 200 years......” Mr. Lu to wipe the tears, said. “已经有……两百年……”鲁先生抹了把眼泪,说道。 These 200 years, can you have learn/study magnificence Xiuguo the Chinese character culture well?” “这两百年,你可有好好学习华修国的汉字文化?” „...... I have not reported is the accelerated class......” “没有……我报的都是速成班……” No wonder! 难怪了! After the small silver hears, immediately cannot bear sighs: Human culture is broad and profound, the light is magnificence Xiuguo the culture, easy to learn has your. The report accelerated class is useless, must learn/study the cultural base to be good well. I actually came also not long.” 小银听到后,当即忍不住一叹:“人类文化博大精深,光是华修国的文化,都有的你好学的了。报速成班没用啊,还是得好好学习文化基础才行。我其实来了也没有多久。” Mr. Lu one startled: Exalted Immortal aren't you a person?” 鲁先生一惊:“上仙你也不是人?” „...... Waits for time suitable times, you will know my status.” “……等时机适宜的时候,你就会知道我的身份了。” The small silver pulled out the corners of the mouth, he thought that this saying sounds probably strange, but also does not have the problem probably. He instead pointed at referred to inside the villa: My master also in inside.” 小银抽了抽嘴角,他觉得这话听上去好像怪怪的,但是又好像没有毛病。他反手指了指别墅里头:“我的master还在里头。” master...... master…… The eyes of Mr. Lu stare very greatly, he remembers this word has master meaning. 鲁先生的眼睛瞪得很大,他记得这个单词有“主人”的意思。 The strength of small silver he has experienced, in person who inside that two have not met, is including person unexpectedly the master of this silver-haired youth? That strong to what situation...... 小银的实力他已经见识到了,里面那两个还没碰面的人里,其中有一个人居然是这位银发青年的主人?那得强到什么地步…… Now, desire that Mr. Lu has not fought completely. 现在,鲁先生已经完全没有战斗的欲望了。 The small silver hit a sound to refer, untied the solid having mystical powers territory. 小银打了个响指,将固有灵域解开。 Mr. Lu kneels on the ground, to ground: Exalted Immortal! This time...... obsolete deceived is too deep, was pulled strings. I am willing to take the stained witness, exposed the hideous act of President white!” 鲁先生跪在地上,一头扎向地面:“上仙!这一次……是老朽被诓骗的太深,受人指使。我愿意作为污点证人,揭发白会长的丑恶行径!” „...... This matter I said does not calculate, you cross can reach an agreement with my master!” “……这事儿我说了不算,你还是过会和我master说好啦!” The small silver curls the lip: Now for the time being first keeps your life! You arrive at the world 200 years, has not studied diligently magnificence Xiuguo the culture carefully, this obviously ate very much owing that does not have the culture! Nowadays, if you do not study well, the time even/including surface name that eats the noodles cannot be called......” 小银撇撇嘴:“现在姑且先留你一命!你来到人类世界两百年,都没有细细钻研过华修国的文化,这很明显是吃了没文化的亏呀!这年头,你要是不好好学习,吃面的时候连面的名字都叫不上来……” What...... what?” “啥……啥面?” Biangbiang surface!” “biangbiang面!” „......” “……” ...... …… ...... …… The water friend who another side, the ecliptic person organizes matches has formally started, at this time had reached the parachuting stage, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to take off the earphone, because he felt that the small silver the aura vanished, vanishes together with the intruder aura together does not see. He guessed immediately, the small silver displayed the solid having mystical powers territory, shifted the fight place. 另一边,光道人组织的水友赛已经正式开始,这个时候已经到了跳伞阶段,丢雷真君摘下耳机,因为他感觉到小银的气息消失了,连同入侵者气息一同消失不见。他当即猜测,小银施展了固有灵域,转移了战斗地点。 That intruder is sporty, although flashes past merely, but throws the thunder Daoist immortal also to know that person of origin is not simple, the strength is good, perhaps has near disperses the immortal the level, lord journey Yu such as to remove to that constriction that oneself bring with the dwelling place of celestial beings mansion at that time. 那个入侵者的杀气十足,虽然仅仅只是一闪而过,但丢雷真君也知道那人的来历不简单,实力更是不俗,恐怕是有将近散仙的层次,和当时仙府府主程昱给自己带来的那股压迫感如出一撤。 Throwing the thunder Daoist immortal thought that this person is not quite perhaps good to cope...... 丢雷真君觉得这人也许不太好对付…… However at this time, two people aura suddenly appeared! 然而就在这个时候,两人的气息又突然出现了! The aura of that intruder becomes extremely weak...... 只是,那名入侵者的气息变得极其之微弱…… Then small silver with carrying chicken results in grabs black and blue Mr. Lu, that cave entrance that punctures from the first floor beforehand fist jumps down directly, lost to throw the thunder Daoist immortal and Wang Ling Mr. Lu behind. 然后小银跟拎小鸡的似得抓着鼻青脸肿的鲁先生,直接从一楼自己之前一拳打穿的那个洞口跳下来,把鲁先生丢到了丢雷真君和王令身后。 The small silver patted clapping: I solve!” 小银拍了拍手:“我解决啦!” Lying trough? Such quickly?” “卧槽?这么快?” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to shock inexplicably. 丢雷真君震撼莫名。 The small silver gives the thumbs-up, cannot bear the praise: „The master simple surface was really fierce!” 小银竖起大拇指,忍不住夸赞:“master的干脆面实在是太厉害了!” At this time, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to notice the ground black and blue Mr. Lu, unexpectedly is weeping in a low voice, being in love young girl who probably received emotional quotient. 这时候,丢雷真君注意到地上已经鼻青脸肿的鲁先生,居然在低声啜泣着,像是个受了情商的怀春少女。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: He how?” 丢雷真君:“他咋了?” The small silver sighed: Another was bought the typical case of mind collapse deceives by the net......” 小银叹了口气:“又一个被网购骗的心灵崩溃的典型案例……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……” Mr. Lu kneels on the ground, toward is hitting Wang Ling of game and throws the thunder Daoist immortal to kotow does obeisance: In two god! Has eyes but fails to see below! Is willing to expose President white below!” 鲁先生跪在地上,朝正在打游戏的王令和丢雷真君叩首一拜:“二位上神!是在下有眼无珠!在下愿意揭发白会长!” „......” “……” A Wang Ling face reads the game map calm, watches the game dedicated, completely without paying attention to other matters, where to jump is quite good in wants the position of parachuting later...... 王令一脸淡定地看着游戏地图,专注地看着游戏,完全没有理会其他事,在想待会跳伞的位置到底跳哪里会比较好…… Threw the thunder Daoist immortal also to put on the earphone, he knows time that Wang Ling concentrated on, will not care about the matters in other aspects, now the most important matter plays. Therefore the matter of this Mr. Lu, says now uselessly, after must wait till the game to end, said...... 丢雷真君也重新戴上了耳机,他知道王令专注起来的时候,根本不会顾及其他方面的事儿,现在最重要的事就是游戏。所以这位鲁先生的事儿,现在多说无益,一切都得等到游戏结束后再说了…… Mr. Lu sees Wang Ling and throws the thunder Daoist immortals not to manage him, in the heart had a tense feeling suddenly: In two god! Words that I said are true! Asked the immortal to forgive!” 鲁先生见王令和丢雷真君都没理他,心中顿然间有了一种紧张感:“二位上神!我说的话句句属实!请大仙原谅!” In two god, I was wrong! I really made a mistake!” “二位上神,我错了!我真的错了!” In two god, I......” “二位上神,我……” At this moment, the blue vein on Wang Ling forehead pulled out pulling out, extracted the mousepad to shout toward Lu first unfamiliar face on together. 此时此刻,王令额头上的青筋抽了抽,抽出一块鼠标垫就朝鲁先生脸上呼了过去。 This movement is too quick, almost forms a coherent whole. 这个动作太快,几乎是一气呵成。 Mr. Lu has not responded, was pounded by this mousepad...... 鲁先生还没反应过来,就被这块鼠标垫砸中了…… This is only Wang Ling very optional strikes, but Mr. Lu the whole person just like pulled out flies, is pounding including the mousepad together on the wall of basement. Has not penetrated the wall, but has almost hit this wall cracks...... 这只是王令很随意的一击,但鲁先生整个人俨然被抽飞,连着鼠标垫一起砸在了地下室的墙上。并未穿透墙体,但已经是把这面墙撞得几乎崩裂…… „......” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to hear behind sound, even if has not turned head, he has been able to associate to arrive at an appearance in confusion...... he to disburse a repair fee/spent behind right now...... “……”丢雷真君听到身后的动静,纵使是没有回头,他都已经能联想到身后一片狼藉的模样……这下子他又得支出一笔装修费了…… Small silver perspiration, he just forgot to tell Mr. Lu, master when plays the game, should better not to disturb! 小银一汗,他刚刚忘记告诉鲁先生,master在玩游戏的时候,最好不要打扰! The small silver to is inlaying Mr. Lu in wall, shouted one low voice: Mr. Lu? Are you...... also living?” 小银对着嵌在墙里的鲁先生,非常小声的呼喊了一声:“鲁先生?你还……活着么?” Mr. Lu the whole face fell down extremely fat, set upright to the small silver gave the thumbs-up...... 鲁先生满脸臃肿地倒在了地上,对小银竖了竖大拇指…… He lived, lived like the tyrant Confucianism and Daoism demon tenaciously...... 他活了下来,像霸儒玄魔那样顽强的活了下来……
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