TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇（二蛤篇）

#483: Small silver to floor „complaint” ( 8 / 74 )

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Although the small silver was such a saying, but spoke thoughtlessly sometimes a saying matter, throwing the thunder Daoist immortal actually thought was far-fetched. Seizing deceitfully must in the bed...... the present be the society under the rule, everything must emphasize the evidence. Moreover comes the careful analysis from the rational angle, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to feel as making the spirit beast of honorable person, the dog brother not only absolutely simple green hair dog! 虽说小银是这么一说,不过有的时候随口一说的事,丢雷真君其实觉得并不靠谱。捉奸还得在床啊……现在是法治社会,凡事儿都得讲求证据。而且从理性的角度来仔细分析,丢雷真君觉得作为令真人的御用灵兽,狗兄绝对不只是一只简单的绿毛狗而已！ That is one under making the honorable person good welldoing of gradually influences, three views corrected and were separated from the vulgar interest dog! 那是一只在令真人良好的德行熏陶之下,三观端正、脱离了低级趣味的狗！ From unifies the declaration of small silver at present as well as two clam all sorts does not gather the common sense at the act to look, indeed seemed like goes out to look for own dog girlfriend...... 从目前结合了小银的供述以及二蛤种种不合常理的行径上看,的确很像是外出寻找自己的狗女友了…… But the issue is, dog brother before turning into dog, isn't a true dog? Can do in Rome as Rome does quickly? Throwing the thunder Daoist immortal thought that this is a big questionable point. Next is, as making the dog of honorable person, moreover at present cultivates for has reached two levels, is insufficient even passion simple matter to have no way to suppress. 但问题是,狗兄在变成狗之前,也不是一条真正的狗啊？能这么快入乡随俗？丢雷真君觉得这是一大疑点。其次就是,作为令真人的狗,而且目前修为已经达到二品的层次,不至于连情欲这种简单的事都没法压制下去。 However by the individuality of small silver, has little experience of the world to the human society, originally will be quite pure...... throws the thunder Daoist immortal to feel and be insufficient to lie. Moreover he thought that the small silver to „looks for pleasure” this word not to completely understand most likely. 不过以小银的个性,对人类社会涉世未深,本来就比较纯洁……丢雷真君觉得并不至于会说谎。而且他觉得十有八九小银对“找乐子”这个词还没完全理解。 After all, magnificence country culture...... broad and profound...... 毕竟,华国文化……博大精深…… A word in the different linguistic environments, the meaning of expression is completely different. 一个词在不同的语境下,表达的意思完全是不一样的。 Moreover actually currently has many time encounters misinterpreted...... 而且其实现在有很多次遭到了曲解…… Before had „rumor”. Has „manages the junction of dried fish”, now „broad and profound” this word can misinterpret „Bo big the spirit”...... to throw thunder Zhenjun to feel, if Cang Jie sees these words, air/Qi absolutely lifts the hand is place explodes a day of star! 之前有“空穴来风”。有“管鲍之交”,现在就连“博大精深”这种词都能曲解成“勃大精神”……丢雷真君觉得,仓颉要是看到这些词,绝对气得抬手就是一颗地爆天星！ „Can silver brother, issue me to take a look your then chat records?” Therefore to solve a case, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to raise the head, is staring on the ceiling the small silver just the finger with that hole that poked...... “银兄啊,能不能把你们当时的聊天记录发给我瞅瞅？”所以为了破案,丢雷真君只好抬头,盯着天花板上小银刚刚用指头戳开的那个洞…… Arrived let alone, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to think that this hole also listens clearly, actually hits very well......, moreover ray of building happen to makes by this hole according to the table of basement, the basement did not use the lamp! 到别说,丢雷真君觉得这个洞还听圆润的,其实打得挺好……而且一楼的光线正好弄透过这个洞照在地下室的桌案上,地下室连灯都不用开了！ However, stems from loses unexpected of thunder Daoist immortal, he had not discovered that the small silver also very conflicts unexpectedly. 但是,出乎丢雷真君的意料之外,他没发现小银居然还挺抵触。 „This is not absolutely good!” Small silver reply unusual is firm. “这个绝对不行！”小银回答的非常坚决。 On the one hand this matter involves the privacy, on the other hand the small silver actually also has own consideration...... 一方面这事儿涉及到隐私,另一方面小银其实也有自己的考虑…… His Saint beast, unexpectedly submissive asked two product Lingshou to handle matters, gives back gave the red package, if this matter made the bystander see, lost surface! 他一个圣兽,居然低声下气的去求一只二品灵兽办事,还给发了红包,这事儿要是让外人看到了,多丢面儿啊！ Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to sigh, did not have to say anything again, this matter involved the privacy he is not quite good to demand. Finally at this time, the cell phone on table shook, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to see that Wang Ling sent in the news: „Attends to the source new area?” 丢雷真君叹了口气,也没再多说什么,这事儿涉及到隐私他也不太好强求。结果这个时候,桌子上的手机一震,丢雷真君看到王令又发来消息了:“顾源新区？” Approximate block that because the reason of spirit beast contract, Wang Ling can be at to two clams, but is unable to carry out the concrete place, but the remaining matters only then asked again slightly black, according to the reduced range went to as far as possible...... 因为灵兽契约的缘故,王令可以大致到二蛤所在的大致片区,但是无法落实到具体的地点,而剩下的事就只有再度拜托小黑,按照已经缩小的范围去尽可能的查一查了…… However attended to the source new area...... this is not a new development zone? Does the dog brother go to that place to do? 但是顾源新区……这不是一个新开发区么？狗兄去那种地方干啥？ Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to know that place many entertainment facilities have not constructed completely, the nearby like hundred million has not reached large-scale cultivates true virtue the shopping plaza, even the leisure hub of taking a bath sauna take a bath does not have...... 丢雷真君知道那地方很多娱乐设施还没有完全建设好,附近都没有像亿达这样的大型修真购物广场,甚至连洗浴桑拿泡澡的休闲中心都没有…… First, the possibility of washing the feet had been thrown the thunder Daoist immortal laying out. 首先,洗脚的这个可能性就已经被丢雷真君给拍出了。 Moreover a coat color is so obvious, dog but who can also speak run leisure hub place washing the feet, immediately can publish in a newspaper the estimate...... 而且一只毛色这么明显,还会说话的狗自己一个人跑去休闲中心这种地方洗脚,马上就能登报了估计…… Thinks that here throws the thunder Daoist immortal not to type, the direct selection sent a voice to Wang Ling: „Your elder brother, you wait/etc, I looks for Xiaoheigou to pass now immediately, making him look immediately the accurate localization......” 想到这里丢雷真君也不打字了,直接选择给王令发了一条语音:“令兄,你等等,我现在马上就找小黑沟通下,让他马上把准确的定位找出来……” However this saying has not said, immediately by small silver breaking: „Wait threw the thunder! First do not give the master round!” 不过这话还没说完,立刻就被小银给打断了:“等等啊丢雷！你先别给master发！” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to call out in alarm by of small silver almost frightens lets go to refer, but finally finger to previous stroke, unusual familiar road cancelled the transmission: „What situation, silver brother?” 丢雷真君被小银的这一声惊叫差点吓得松了手指,不过最终还是手指向上一划,非常熟路的取消了发送:“啥情况啊,银兄？” Obviously, that side the small silver received what explosion message probably, could not have repressed completely! 很显然,小银那边像是收到了什么爆炸般的消息,已经完全按耐不住了！ Then, throws the thunder Daoist immortal to hear in the top of the head hears one „bang” the loud sound. 然后,丢雷真君就听到头顶上传来一声“轰”的巨响。 The small silver pounded a hole to jump down with the fist toward the floor on directly...... 小银直接朝地板上用拳头砸了个洞就跳下来了…… Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to raise the head to visit the day...... moving on top board, held breath a cold air/Qi.: „Does silver brother...... my family's floor and you have a grudge?” 丢雷真君抬头望望天……花板上的动,倒吸了一口冷气.:“银兄……我家的地板和你有仇啊？” Floor of his family/home may be the good sapphire marble! Asks the artisan to have custom-made! Throws thunder Zhenjun to look at large cave/hole on ceiling, the innermost feelings has a wanting to cry but have no tears feeling suddenly. 他家的地板那可都是上好的青玉大理石啊！找工匠定制的！丢雷真君望着天花板上的大洞,内心顿然有种欲哭无泪的感觉。 „Throws thunder Diulei! You look at this!” The small silver patted flying ash, handed over the cell phone directly, that is screenshot between a live broadcasts. “丢雷丢雷！你看这个！”小银拍了拍身上的飞灰,直接把手机递了过去,那是一张直播间的截图。 Sees the screenshot the instance, threw thunder Zhenjun to stare under: „? This is not......” he almost says ecliptic person these three characters, the small silver does not know existence of light Daoist, as the evil sword god and disclosing person in immortal treasure house, loses the thunder Daoist immortal and Wang Ling decision is keeps secret the status of ecliptic person temporarily. 看到截图的瞬间,丢雷真君愣了下:“诶？这不是……”他差点说出光道人这三个字,小银是并不知道光道人的存在的,作为邪剑神以及仙人宝库的爆料人,丢雷真君和王令的决定是暂时将光道人的身份进行保密。 „Throws the thunder you to know that this was recently very hot that anchor!” The small silver said very excitedly. “丢雷你应该知道吧,这是最近很火的那个主播！”小银说得很激动。 Loses thunder Daoist immortal very calm nod: „Graciousness...... I know that......” this is not the issue that knows, he has been on intimate terms with the ecliptic person! 丢雷真君很淡定的点点头:“恩……我知道……”这已经不是知道的问题了,他都已经和光道人称兄道弟了！ „You look here!” “你看这里！” The small silver stretches out the finger, to a screenshot position point. 小银伸出手指,对着截图的一个位置一点。 That is a barrage between live broadcasts, above writes: Two immortal and his friend are going to the road in Internet cafe, the island masters have recruited the water friend in the fans group! Everyone enthusiastically participates! Island master random pump friend! The opportunity is rare! 那是直播间的一条弹幕,上面的写着:二仙人和他的朋友正在去网吧的路上,岛爷已经在粉丝群里招募水友了！大家踊跃参与啊！岛爷随机抽水友！机会难得！ Throws thunder Zhenjun to stare at this barrage, was startled in a flash. 丢雷真君盯着这条弹幕,一瞬间怔住了。 Two immortals? Isn't this dog brother in online ID? 二仙人？这不就是狗兄在网上的id么？ Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to open among the live broadcasts, at this time the island masters have gotten online, on the Duke screen between live broadcasts also labelled one skewer of characters specially: This water Yiu Lian machine activity, is supported by Xinxing Internet cafe specially...... 丢雷真君打开直播间,这个时候岛爷已经上线了,直播间的公屏上还特意标注了一串字:本次水友联机活动,由欣兴网吧特别赞助…… Moreover so, the ecliptic person hit the address of this Internet cafe incessantly directly on the Duke screen, is attending to the source new area! 而且不止如此,光道人连这家网吧的地址都直接打在公屏上了,就在顾源新区！ ...... 得…… Right now actually does not need to go into action slightly black...... 这下子其实也不用小黑出马了…… Threw the thunder Daoist immortal roughly to guess correctly the beginning to end of matter, therefore he truncation in the live broadcasts stretch/open Tu, then breaks immediately suddenly in them before and in that three people of chat groups of ecliptic person group: „Is light brother, you online playing to eat the chicken with the dog preparation of your elder brother family/home?” 丢雷真君大致猜到了事情的始末,于是他立刻在直播间截了张图,然后把突破发在他们之前和光道人组的那个三人聊天群里了:“光兄,你是不是正在和令兄家的狗准备联机玩吃鸡？” Wang Ling: „????” 王令:“？？？？” This news jumps, Wang Ling had seen, he has been staring at the chat frame. 这条消息跳出来的时候,王令已经看到了,他一直盯着聊天框呢。 He saw loses that screenshot that the thunder Daoist immortal sends, above has used a red labelling frame, irised out ID of two clam in network in a piece of barrage. 他看到了丢雷真君发的那张截图,上面已经用一个红色的标注框,在一片弹幕里圈出了二蛤在网络上的id。 The Wang Ling facial skin could not bear shake, indeed was this he goes to the Internet cafe to hit to play? 王令脸皮忍不住抖了下,敢情这丫是去网吧打游戏去了？ Wang Ling suddenly felt...... 王令突然觉得…… Own this dog, will also very play...... 自己这条狗,还挺会玩……
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