This weekend seems like the warm feelings in Wang Ling, however appears to the small silver somewhat is actually bored to death...... 这个周末在王令看起来很热络,然而对小银来说却显得有些百无聊赖…… Since after love the chat tool of human, the small silver almost holds the cell phone not to leave the hand, the Saint beast does not need to rest, so long as the small silver thinks, he can maintain several hundred years of even over a thousand years not to sleep...... stays up late to explode liver anything does not exist, even the liver went bad, the heart of Saint beast can still restore immediately. 自从迷恋上人类的聊天工具以后,小银几乎是捧着手机不离手,圣兽根本不需要休息,只要小银想的话,他可以保持几百年甚至上千年不睡觉……熬夜爆肝什么的都是不存在的,就算肝坏了,圣兽之心也能立刻修复回来。 However, today's chat group is very strange, because unexpectedly no one bubbling speech...... past time even if, even if the people in group have the matter is quite busy, should still send two expression packages to fight chart anything occasionally is right! 不过,今天的聊天群很奇怪,因为居然没有一个人冒泡说话……以往的时候哪怕就算是群里的众人都有事比较忙,也会偶尔发两个表情包斗个图什么的才对！ Throws the thunder Daoist immortal family/home, the small silver sits cross-legged on the sofa, looking at steadily is staring at the phone screen. 丢雷真君家,小银盘坐在沙发上,目不转睛的盯着手机屏幕。 He tried to send one „wanting to play all the time blue moon/month” expression package, recently online very popular this set. 他试着发了一张“贪玩蓝月”的表情包,最近网上很流行这一套。 Then, held the cell phone to stare for several minutes...... no one to respond! 然后,捧着手机瞪了几分钟……没有一个人回应！ „! Quite bored!” “啊！好无聊啊！” No one chats with him, the small silver innermost feelings felt deeply feels the lonely despair. 没人陪他聊天,小银内心感到了一阵深感孤独的绝望。 However after several minutes, named „two immortals” strange ID Canada is the good friend, the head picture is a hickey of woman...... applies for the reason suddenly in secret unexpectedly is: Your blood, making me be crazy...... 不过就在几分钟后,一个叫“二仙人”的陌生id突然私底下加自己为好友,头像居然是一个女人的唇印……而申请理由是:你的血,让我着迷…… The vision of small silver concentrates slightly. 小银的目光微微一凝。 His status should not have the exposition to be right . Moreover the chat account number of penguin communication was just will also apply in the near future, the rank was very actually low, moreover he will not add others on own initiative, generally this rank low account number some people will not come to Canada on own initiative. 他的身份应该没有暴露才对,而且企鹅通讯的聊天账号也是近期才刚刚申请的,等级其实很低,而且他不会主动去加别人,一般这种等级低的账号也不会有人主动来加自己。 The small silver carefully looked at this „two immortals” account number material, discovered that the rank of this person unexpectedly is three imperial crowns! This rank in many ranks the chat group be higher than! 小银仔细看了看这个“二仙人”的账号资料,发现这个人的等级居然是三个皇冠！这个等级已经要比聊天群里很多人等级都要高了！ Then, the signature of this person is as follows: Remembers fondly, once mouth, was attached to the temperature on tip of tongue...... 然后,此人的签名如下:多么怀恋,曾经的嘴,眷恋舌尖上的温度…… „Hiss......” “嘶……” The hand of small silver is trembling: Is it possible that this is in the human legend...... meets colorfully? 小银的手都在发抖:莫非,这就是人类传说中的……艳遇？ Cannot...... 不会吧…… So won't be skillful? 不会这么巧吧？ Although before small silver bored time how online checks should use the network to look for the pleasure, he online saw various answers, for example pursues, for example plays the game...... the former actually to kill some time, but plays to the small silver is really somewhat bored. 虽说之前小银无聊的时候在网上查过该怎么利用网络找乐子,他在网上看到了各种答案,比方说追番,比方说去玩游戏……前者倒是可以消磨些时间,但游戏对小银而言实在是有些无聊。 Like his type hardly with liver god of sleeping, even if usually pulls out the card time non- a point, may be unable to support the time to be many! Must put together the time, whose energy consumption has resulted in him? 像他这种几乎不用睡觉的肝神,就算平时抽卡的时候非了一点,可还是架不住时间多啊！要拼时间,谁能耗得过他？ Therefore in comparison, the small silver likes chatting, strolls the wisdom to shout and cultivate true virtue the forum, has a look to have what latest Eight Trigrams (gossip) and discloses anything...... 所以相比之下,小银还是更喜欢聊天,逛逛智呼和修真论坛,看看有没有什么最新的八卦和爆料什么的…… Everyone uses fondness of network to be different, the Saint beast is no exception. 每个人利用网络的喜好都是不一样的,连圣兽也不例外。 Then beyond abatement above several, the small silver also saw another, is so-called „swings”, so long as the person children with city the same time shakes the cell phone, may link „being predestined friends person” chat account number, then has the story that may not describe...... 然后除却上面几项之外,小银还看到了另外一项,就是所谓的“摇一摇”,只要是同城的人子啊同一时刻摇动手机,就有可能链接到“有缘人”的聊天账号,然后发生很多不可描述的故事…… But, this is not right! 但,这也不对啊！ Oneself have not swung! Did this how oneself deliver? 自己也没摇一摇啊！这咋就自己送上门来了？ The small silver is holding the arm, is staring at the screen, he feels the heartbeat to accelerate, suddenly feels somewhat anxiously...... 小银抱着手臂,盯着屏幕,他感觉心跳加速,突然觉得有些紧张…… The graciousness...... everything, has for the first time! Must set level the mentality! 恩……凡事,都有第一次的！要放平心态！ The small silver warned itself in the innermost feelings like this, then put out a hand to select to agree with the button...... 小银在内心这样告诫自己,然后伸手点下了同意按钮…… It is not knowing that should say anything, result „younger sister” unexpectedly handled arrival and departure a red lip to him, and leaves behind two characters to him: Makes...... 正不知道该说些什么呢,结果这位“妹子”居然直接发了个红唇给他,并给他留下两个字:约吗…… „Lying trough......” “卧槽……” The small silver deeply inspires suddenly, this were the human little elder sisters of year so open direct? 小银猛然深吸了一口气,这年头的人类小姐姐都这么直接开放了吗？ ...... …… ...... …… Another side, after two clam successes private add to the small silver the account number, directly on the ground holds the belly to smile a lump of dog. 另一边,在二蛤成功私加到小银的账号以后,直接在地上捧着肚子笑成了一坨狗。 The Saint beast is also mediocre! Against repertoire consciousness is really bad! The enter the world long...... had not been deceived easily...... 圣兽也不过如此啊！防套路意识实在是太差！到底还是入世未久……容易被欺骗…… But this play, Wang Ling also watches, pours has not intended to prevent......, because looks like in Wang Ling, this is one has formally entered the human society, and has certain against repertoire consciousness „old seniors” to „rookie” a practical education! 而这一出戏,王令也看在眼里,倒也没有出手阻止……因为在王令看来,这是一场已经正式进入人类社会,并且具备一定防套路意识的“老前辈”对“新人”的一场实践教育！ But the small silver very obviously is the rookie in this education and training division...... 而小银很显然就是这场教育课里的新人…… So long as does not extremely, Wang Ling thought that sexually harasses beneficially harmless. 只要做的不太过,王令觉得调戏一下有益无害。 Two clams are staring at the screen, here information has sent for enough five minutes, the small silver has not replied as before, two clams looked at the time, it was supposing how the small silver should respond in these days internet. 二蛤盯着屏幕,这边信息已经发出去足足五分钟,小银依旧没有丝毫回复,二蛤看了看时间,它估摸着小银正在这段时间里上网查该怎么回应呢。 Really, after a while, the news of small silver transmits: „Excuse me the miss, just came express......” 果然,又过了一会,小银的消息才发送过来:“不好意思啊姑娘,刚刚来了个快递……” How just the small silver online checked to deal with this situation, but checked, although checked......, but the small silver hair has passed through consumed a lot of time. 刚刚小银在网上查了查该怎么应对这种情况,不过查虽然查到了……但小银发现已经耗掉了很多时间。 Then, the small silver online checked investigates Cai to know, if usually in this situation the pigeon younger sister's information were very long does not reply, will greatly reduce the sensitivity! 然后,小银又在网上查了查才知道,通常这种情况下如果鸽了妹子的信息很久不回复,是会大大降低好感度的！ Therefore, he arranged a lie simply...... 所以,他干脆编了个瞎话…… „Yeah, is young!” “哎,还是年轻啊！” Sees the information the flash, two clam sneer. It knows that the small silver is certainly lying, moreover most likely (80%) present is anxious. 看到信息的一瞬间,二蛤一声冷笑。它知道小银一定在说谎,而且八成现在非常紧张。 Although does not know that the small silver online checked anything specifically, but two clams were unhurried, compiled the next information to transmit the past directly: „All right, I was also just taking a bath! The thin slippery bubble across my black hair, performs the silk to slide at this moment......” 虽然不知道小银具体在网上查到了些什么,不过二蛤根本不慌,直接编写了下一条信息发送了过去:“没事哦,刚刚我也在洗澡呢！细滑的泡沫穿过我的黑发,此刻尽丝滑……” The small silver holds the cell phone, the Adam's apple bewildered trundle under: „Can make me listen, the sound of fairy maiden......” 小银捧着手机,喉结莫名其妙的滚动了下:“可以让我听一听,仙子的声音吗……” Two clams hehe smile, the issue of small silver is obviously probing own sex very much. 二蛤呵呵一笑,小银的这个问题很明显是在试探自己的性别。 Its this account number, is two clams asks Wang Ming to help itself make, was the number of limited edition, the rank direct three imperial crowns did not say, but also has various not being able to imagine functions and jurisdictions, for example can define that others let others are unable to withdraw oneself information and so on...... actually this account number are Wang Ming to Wang Ling prepared, but Wang Ling shut out this account number is too high-profile, was useless, Wang Ming has kept the present. 它这个账号,是二蛤拜托王明帮自己弄得,属于限量版的靓号,等级直接三皇冠不说,还有着各种想象不到的功能和权限,比如可以限定别人让别人无法撤回自己的信息之类的……其实这个账号原本是王明给王令准备的,但王令嫌弃这账号太高调,就没用,王明就一直留到了现在。 Although account number many years have not landed, but arrived in two clam recently, had the use value. 虽说账号很多年没登陆过,不过最近到了二蛤手里,也算是有了利用价值。 Two clams remember this number in the function has named „super voice change” the function, the ordinary voice change sound transforms the non- nature, moreover mostly is stereotyped, is very easy to listen, but this model of voice change is powerful...... achieves to confuse falsehood with the truth sufficiently. 二蛤记得这个靓号的功能里是有一个叫“超级变声器”的功能的,普通的变声器声音转换不自然,而且多半都是千篇一律,很容易让人听出来,但这款变声器就非常强大……足以做到以假乱真。 After opening voice change, two clams held down directly the language key, recorded a few words: Does the little Elder Brother, want to take a look at my leg? 在开启变声器后,二蛤直接按住了语音键,录了一段话:小哥哥,想看看我的腿么？ Then, loosens the claw...... 然后,松开爪…… That voice turned into one to sprout/moe younger sister's voice low and deep unexpectedly instantaneously softly! 那原本低沉地嗓音居然瞬间变成了一个软萌妹子的声音！ The heart of small silver is trembling, felt one beast blood has seethed with excitement! 小银的心都在发抖,感觉自己已经兽血沸腾了！ Next quarter, opposite „fairy maiden” unexpectedly handled arrival and departure one to flash the chart to come...... 下一刻,对面的“仙子”居然直接发了一张闪图过来…… The small silver knows, flashes the chart unable to preserve, can only look for 5 seconds, 5 seconds of conclusion will be deleted...... generally with dodging the chart transmission automatically, mostly is some explosive contents! 小银知道,闪图是不能保存的,只能看五秒,五秒结束就会被自动删除掉……而一般用闪图发送的,多半都是些劲爆的内容！ The small silver swallows the saliva, the point opens flashes the chart. 小银咽了咽口水,点开闪图。 Then...... 然后…… One full is the dog-leg of green wool, appears in him at present...... 一条满是绿毛的狗腿,出现在他眼前…… „......” “……”