TDLOIK :: Volume #5 妖界篇(二蛤篇)

#416: Made the senior be really angry!( Recommendation ticket!!)


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Wang Ling felt the Dharma king all elects a pull people time has not removed oneself, this should not be the negligence of Dharma king, but is the effect of own big destiny technique also. This is a farce, Wang Ling actually does not want to participate, as for sending these six kitchen knives, that is completely is Wang Ling skin one......, but, skin, was very happy! 王令觉得法王全选拉人的时候没有把自己去掉,这应该不是法王的疏忽,而是自己的大气运术的效果还在。这是一场闹剧,王令其实原本就不想参与来着,至于发了这六把菜刀,那完全是属于王令自己“皮”了一下而已……不过,皮这一下,是真的很开心啊! In fact, Wang Ling has not been angry from the start, his present energy besides must deal in the forthcoming time to test, but must dealing with the energy place area league tournament games outside test and seeks for at the matter of immortal treasure house, simply does not have many thoughts to pay attention to this deliberately creating trouble. 事实上,王令压根儿也就没有生气,他现在的精力除了要应对即将到来的期中考之外,还要把应对考试之外的精力放在区联赛运动会和寻找仙人宝库的事上,根本没有多的心思去理会这场胡闹。 After staring the cell phone was about looking for more than ten seconds, in many chat groups appears a small video...... from the thunder and lightning Dharma king. 盯着手机大约看了十几秒后,多人聊天群里惊现出一段小视频……来自雷电法王。 That is the apology video that the Dharma king just recorded. 那是法王刚刚录的道歉视频。 In the video, sees only the Dharma king to run from the distant place, then suddenly takes off, in in the air came 960 degrees screw to kneel directly reverses, finally the knees fell to the ground, proceed to kowtow do obeisance the instance that...... the forehead fell to the ground, in the ground was pounded a round hole forcefully! 视频里,只见法王从远处奔跑过来,然后突然起跳,直接在空中来了个九百六十度螺旋跪地反转,最后双膝落地,往前磕头一拜……脑门落地的瞬间,地面上硬生生被砸出了一个圆坑! Before the screen, everyone could not bear hiss one...... 屏幕前,所有人都忍不住“嘶”了一声…… The operation of this apology, is a little aggressive! 这个道歉的操作,有点生猛啊! side awakens: Dharma king iron......” 方醒:“法王头铁……” Cailian honorable person: Dharma king iron......” 彩莲真人:“法王头铁……” The hole master immortal sighed: Yeah, earlier with making the honorable person apologized, where came is so meddlesome?” 洞爷仙人一叹:“哎,早点和令真人道歉,哪儿来这么多事儿?” Wang Ling looks at the video, actually also a little feels sorry at heart, he had not cared this matter, finally instead Dharma king by his skin that six kitchen knives frightening...... 王令看着视频,其实心里还有点过意不去,他原本就没把这事儿放在心上,结果反而法王被他皮一下的那六把菜刀给吓到了…… Or clarified...... 要不还是澄清一下好了…… Wang Ling is thinking at heart, then in many people chatted start to input the writing, explained oneself have not been angry. How however does not know, the writing just input half, this screen card under...... then in the next quarter, Wang Ling discovered suddenly oneself drew back unexpectedly excels to chat. 王令心里这么想着,便在多人聊天里开始输入文字,说明自己没有生气。不过不知道怎么的,文字刚输入到一半,这屏幕突然间卡了下……然后在下一刻,王令发现自己居然退出群聊了。 Wang Ling: „???” 王令:“???” This wrist watch is Wang Ming personally designs, all dispositions are the present state-of-art science and technology, properly speaking absolutely is absolutely impossible the situation of having jams. Therefore Wang Ling soon had another guess...... he to think that the production of this situation, should also be the persistent effect of big destiny technique. 这腕表是王明亲自设计的,所有配置都是如今的尖端科技,按理来说绝对绝对不可能出现卡壳的情况。所以王令很快有了另一个猜测……他觉得这个情况的产生,应该也是大气运术的持续效果。 Before Wang Ling had also said that he did not like this technique law, was because this technique law, once started, the balance will produce. With the simple words, at the same matter, some people of pinnacle luck, that is representing some people pinnacle unlucky...... 之前王令也说过,他不喜欢这门术法,是因为这门术法一旦发动,制衡就会产生。用简单的话来说,在同一件事情上,有人极致的幸运,那就代表着有人极致的倒霉…… This is the truth of the world balance, but this balance also manifests in magic arts in 3000 main road. 这是天地制衡的道理,而这个制衡性也体现在三千大道中的法术上。 During all, are dark have to be doomed...... 一切的一切,冥冥之中自有注定…… ...... …… Eight Trigrams (gossip) chatroom 八卦聊天室 System: Made the honorable person withdraw from the multi- crowds to chat...... 系统:令真人已退出多人群聊…… Another side, many people who after seeing the system spread prompts, the Dharma king collapsed directly. 另一边,在看到系统传出的多人提示后,法王直接崩溃了。 Dharma king: Drew back...... draws back?” 法王:“退……退了?” Cailian honorable person: Dharma king, strove for fortunately.” 彩莲真人:“法王,自求多福吧。” Hole master immortal: This matter is the Dharma king your was not right, you should not conceal the truth are making the senior. In order to make the manner of senior, even if knew this matter, will not say. You cast aside him excel to chat beside one are disrespectful ; second, one manifestation that making the senior does not trust.” 洞爷仙人:“这事儿原本就是法王你的不对,你不该瞒着令前辈的。以令前辈的为人,就算知道了此事,也绝不会说出去。你把他撇出群聊之外一是失礼,二是对令前辈不信任的一种体现。” The Dharma king are looking at the screen, looks that one of the hole master immortal analyzes, felt that own life fell into one piece gloomily...... to end ended, making the senior be really angry! 法王望着屏幕,看着洞爷仙人的一顿分析,感觉自己的人生陷入了一片阴暗……完了完了,令前辈是真的生气了啊! Dharma king: Now what to do I should......” 法王:“我现在该咋办啊……” side awakens smiles: Dharma king senior should not be too tense, first tries to visit to apologize? However I thought that actually does not need, to make honorable person grade of boundary, not sadly not happy, will not easily lose one's temper for the trivial matters, actually might also be the hand slip the group to chat also perhaps.” 方醒微笑:“法王前辈也不要太紧张,先试着登门道个歉?不过我觉得其实也没有必要,以令真人这等境界,无悲无喜,不会轻易为了琐事动怒,其实也有可能是手滑退出了群聊也说不定。” The Dharma king pulled out the corners of the mouth: Brother side do not comfort me, I decide or go to apologize personally quite proper.” 法王抽了抽嘴角:“方兄弟别安慰我了,我决定还是去亲自道个歉比较妥。” Does the hand slide? Draws back excels to chat? Who letter/believes! 手滑?退出群聊?谁信呐! The Dharma king innermost feelings helpless call, is being the mildew transports/fortunes the overhead either, because otherwise the hand slips to excel to chat this fact is too the profound studies! 法王内心无助的呐喊着,要么是自己霉运当头,不然因为手滑退出群聊这种事实在是太玄学! But now the Dharma king is facing the following quite important issue, gives a present. 而现在法王又面临着以下一个相当重要的问题,就是送礼。 Visits to apologize, is not possible to begin spatially. 登门道歉,是绝不可能空着手去的。 Dharma king: Knows, what thing making the honorable person like, or what thing lacked?” 法王:“诸位知道,令真人喜欢什么东西,或者缺什么东西么?” To be honest, the Dharma king thought that this saying asked the exit|to speak, the specially silly fork...... appeared itself just like mental handicap! 老实说,法王觉得这话问出口,特别傻叉……显得自己宛若一个智障! Made senior what kind of boundary, like the senior of this boss level, how possibly to lack the thing! 令前辈何等境界,像这种boss级的前辈,怎么可能缺东西嘛! Is short of money? Should unable? Like the senior of this boundary, decides however has an own treasure house, back wealth affirmation many to innumerable! 缺钱么?应该不会吧?像这种境界的前辈,定然有着自己的一座宝库,背后的财富肯定多到数不胜数啊! Lacking magic weapon? The Dharma king felt magic weapon that oneself send out, the toothpick that but also no one changes magically fierce...... only feared that is to make the senior unable to have a liking. Always not necessarily oneself inherited Saint relic first deity thunder delivering...... 缺法宝?法王觉得自己送出的法宝,还没人点化的牙签厉害……只怕是令前辈根本看不上。总不见得把自己祖传的圣遗物“先天神雷”给送出去吧…… In fact, if Wang Ling said oneself do not have money, but also was being changed the method embezzlement pocket money by king the father daily, this matter will say eradicates some people not to believe...... 事实上,王令要是对人说自己没钱,还天天被王爸变着法子克扣零用钱,这事儿说出去根本不会有人相信…… king father Ms. Wang raises the education to the education that Wang Ling instills into since childhood poorly, on the one hand this will seem quite low-key, on the other hand will also be good to help adopt the correct values. 王爸王妈从小对王令灌输的教育就是穷养教育,一方面这样会显得比较低调,另一方面也好帮助树立正确的价值观。 The boys...... this/should flower place flower, assigned under training to pocket money casually finance concept this enough. Does not need to too much money, if fosters to act the extravagant and wasteful custom, that is true noticeable. 男孩子嘛……该花的地方花,随便给一点零用钱自己分配来培养下理财观念这就够了。不需要给太多的钱,要是养成出手阔绰、大手大脚的习惯,那才是真正的引人注目。 Therefore in cultivating true virtue circle, these depend the second generation of rich juniors who the family background bluffs and blusters outside, for example Lin Sicong and like...... king father Ms. Wang since starting to look do not glance. Every other day on searches for hotly, throws only the dog to do continually it is well known is boasts. 所以在修真圈里,那些仗着家世在外耀武扬威的富二代子弟,例如林思聪之流……王爸王妈打从开始就看不上眼。三天两头的上热搜,连丢只狗都搞得是人尽皆知咋咋呼呼的。 After Dharma king issue asked the exit|to speak, in many chat groups fell into the good silence. 在法王这问题问出口后,多人聊天群里陷入了好一阵沉默。 In fact, the Wang Ling interest in most people of chat group has not been secret......, but the issue is, the Dharma king had not realized unexpectedly, this was very mysterious! 事实上,王令的兴趣爱好在聊天群的绝大多数人心里早已不是秘密了……但问题是,法王居然还没意识到,这就很神奇了! Cailian honorable person: Dharma king, your perception is really bad! Even if no this matter to happen today, later you will still offend to make the honorable person! You think carefully, usually made what thing the honorable person saw the time, the expression had obviously was not quite same?” 彩莲真人:“法王,你的悟性实在是太差!就算没有今天这事儿发生,以后你也会得罪令真人的!你仔细想想,平时令真人见到什么东西的时候,表情有明显的不太一样?” Dharma king: What do you mean?” 法王:“啥意思?” The hole master immortal really cannot bear sighs: „Under this matter, you must ask the awaking brothers, Brother side awakens the family/home makes this.” 洞爷仙人委实忍不住一叹:“这事儿,你得去求下方醒兄弟,方醒兄弟家就是做这个的。” The Dharma king a little were probably clear, he knows, in the side awaking family/home opens the noodle restaurant. 法王好像有点明白了,他知道,方醒家里是开面馆的。 Then in other words, making the honorable person like eating the noodles? 那么也就是说,令真人喜欢吃面? Dharma king: Many thanks reminder! I understood! However this gadget, the variety are somewhat many, buying that type is quite good?” 法王:“多谢诸位提醒!我明白了!但是这玩意儿,品种有些多啊,买那种比较好?” Hole master immortal: Conventional taste line......” 洞爷仙人:“常规口味就行……” side awakens: If the Dharma king senior does not shut out, can find time my family noodle restaurant, I the thing preparation give you under.” 方醒:“如果法王前辈不嫌弃的话,可以抽空来我家面馆一趟,我把东西准备下给你。” Dharma king: „Is this not quite good? If this gadget from Brother side awakens the noodle restaurant of family/home, belt/bring to making in honorable person family/home, feared that must soak on the road sent......” 法王:“这不太好吧?这玩意儿要是从方醒兄弟的家的面馆,带到令真人家里去,怕是在路上就得泡发了……” Cailian honorable person: „???” 彩莲真人:“???” Hole master immortal: „???” 洞爷仙人:“???” side awakens: Why Dharma king senior...... I always felt, your channel probably with us not in the same place?” 方醒:“法王前辈……为啥我总觉得,你的频道好像和我们不在一起?” What not in the same place? It is not the surface!” “啥不在一起啊?不就是面嘛!” The Dharma king understood: However...... is this noodles with soybean paste or the beef noodles?” 法王听懂了:“不过话说回来……这到底是炸酱面还是牛肉面啊?” People: „......” Child is unteachable! 众人:“……”孺子不可教也!
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