Although from the beginning, two clams have all sorts not to adapt to oneself synthesis body, has a thick fear feeling to the city life of modern human cultivating true virtue, but two clams discovered when afterward actually integrated this time, after being used to a rhythm of life of human side, actually is also a very crisp matter. 虽说一开始,二蛤对自己的这副合成身躯有着种种不适应,更是对现代人类修真者的都市生活有着一种浓浓的畏惧感,不过后来二蛤发现其实当融入了这个时代,习惯了人类一方的生活节奏后,其实也是一件挺爽的事儿。 At least it does not use for the frog country several million frog survival issues, but day and night working with the heart labor force, this to two clams, can definitely summarize with four characters, is called: Disappears clam...... 至少它不用在为蛤蟆国数百万的蛤蟆生存问题而没日没夜劳心劳力,这对二蛤来说,完全可以用四个字来总结,叫做:泯灭蛤性…… The frog is inborn, however after becoming monster of king a country, two clams were almost considering for oneself people all day long, but must think the monster clan of means and next door maintains the relations, plays a mahjong to be with trepidation continually, for fear that oneself speaking incorrectly words produce the war. But side Wang Ling, two clams thought that is not tired, it found a sense of belonging. 蛤蟆天生嗜睡,然而从当上一国之妖王以后,二蛤几乎成天都在为自己的子民考虑,还得想办法和隔壁的妖族搞好关系,连搓个麻将都提心吊胆,生怕自己说错话引发战争。而在王令身边,二蛤就觉得没有那么累了,并且,它找到了一种归属感。 Although thinks, rather a little irresponsible flavor...... two clams thought this cannot blame itself, oneself to arrive at the world six years, in these six years time, it has not felt the aura of any clam clan member. Even if comes to the world to seek for the clam clan of its trail not to have. 虽说这么想,未免有点不负责任的味道……不过二蛤觉得这并不能怪自己,自己已经来到人类世界六年,在这六年时间里,它不曾感受到任何一只蛤族成员的气息。哪怕是来人类世界寻找它踪迹的蛤族都没有。 Probably, all clams think that it has died...... 大概,所有蛤都以为它已经死了吧…… Six years passed by, this time enough clam clan reorganizes the banners and drums, elects the new king using the referendum. Perhaps now new clam king aggressive led the clam clan people to step onto in another end of gate of different well-off. 都六年过去了,这个时间足够蛤族整顿旗鼓,利用公投推选出新王。也许现在新任的蛤王已经霸气的在异界之门的另一端带领着蛤族子民走上小康了。 Own this old lord, how cares about the people again, even if goes back now is still only the enthusiastic look pastes the cold buttocks probably. 自己这个旧主,再怎么关心子民,就算现在回去大概也只是热脸贴冷屁股而已。 In the head is indulging in flights of fancy, two clams rested the head on the thigh of Wang Ling to fall asleep, the sleepy eyes blurry time two clams are still thinking that in probably this world, only then it had such treatment. 脑袋里就这么胡思乱想着,二蛤就这么枕着王令的大腿睡着了,睡眼迷糊的时候二蛤还在想呢,大概这世上,也就只有它有这样的待遇。 Hypersomnia is the natural disposition of frog, in addition after last present practicing edition correction «Monster King Thoughts», is also enormous to two clam's spirit consumptions. Therefore two clams be easier than to produce normal the spirit beast with boundary are stranded intent and weary feeling. 嗜睡原本就是蛤蟆的本性,外加上现在修行改版的《妖王心经》后,对二蛤本身的精神消耗也是极大的。所以二蛤要比正常同境界的灵兽更容易产生困意和疲倦感。 Wang Ling pinched the ears of two clams, after the confirmation already rests completely, in the hand receives / and transports together the spirit strength two clams to move in the bedside. 王令捏了捏二蛤的耳朵,确认已经完全睡死以后,手上直接运起一道灵力把二蛤挪到了床边上。 Wang Ling throwing thunder Zhenjun sent a message, before inquiring next, places in Cailian honorable person family/home that „fool” the situation in miss Yaxuan, and recent situation of silver coins beast...... 紧接着,王令给丢雷真君发了条短信,询问了下之前安置在彩莲真人家里那位“笨蛋”姑娘雅轩的情况,以及银角兽的近况…… Wang Ling is the plan asked Cailian honorable person to ask that directly, but was careful such a to think afterward, if really made the feeling to be easy to cause others' misunderstanding. Wang Ling will not pull up the younger sister, will not pull up the younger sister on own initiative......, therefore treats the matter between men and women, the choice of Wang Ling is always maintains the distance to add indifferent handling. 原本王令是打算直接找彩莲真人去问的,不过后来仔细那么一想,要是真那么做了感觉容易引起别人的误会。王令不会撩妹,也不会主动去撩妹……所以对待男女之间的事儿,王令的选择向来是保持距离加冷漠处置。 Although to the puppy love issue, the modern education has not managed so many, king father Ms. Wang to very......, but Wang Ling that this aspect actually also puts after all is Wang Ling, has own idea. 虽说对早恋的问题,现代教育没管那么多,王爸王妈对这方面其实也放的挺开的……但王令毕竟是王令,有着自己的想法。 emmmm...... 16 years old, should be well the age of learn/study. emmmm……十六岁,应该是好好学习的年纪。 Here message just sent, throwing the thunder Daoist immortal is almost the instantaneous second returns: „The Yaxuan miss is giving Cailian the honorable person to overcome the hand now, work is diligent, is somewhat clumsy. The silver coins beast places in my villa at present secretly, does your elder brother look for it to have the matter?” 这边短信刚发出去,丢雷真君几乎是瞬间秒回:“雅轩姑娘现在在给彩莲真人打下手,工作的还算勤快,就是有些笨手笨脚的。银角兽目前秘密安置在我的别墅里,令兄找它有事？” The Wang Ling fast ultra god, replies on the wrist watch rapidly, the information sent quickly: „Un, making it give me to select the blood.” 王令手速超神,迅速在腕表上回复,信息很快发了过去:“恩,让它给我点血。” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……” Thinks, Wang Ling thought this also exchange probably a little white grab/rush for no reason flavor, is not quite appropriate. 想了一想,王令觉得这也平白无故的交换好像有点白抢的味道,不太合适。 Therefore, Wang Ling sent a message: „Five packages of simple surface.” 于是,王令又发了一条短信:“五包干脆面。” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……” Wang Ling does not depend on not flexure: „Ten packages?” 王令不依不挠:“十包？” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „......” 丢雷真君:“……” The silver coins beast stands side throwing the thunder Daoist immortal, now the condition of human form, is the youth of silver long hair, the body wears a white shirt, the lower part of the body wears jeans. This clothes throw the thunder Daoist immortal, has not thought that puts on to the silver coins beast of human form is just appropriate. 银角兽就站在丢雷真君身边,现在正是人形的状态,是个银色长发的青年,身上穿着一件白色衬衫,下身则是穿着一条牛仔裤。这套衣服是丢雷真君的,没想到给人形的银角兽穿正合适。 Sees Wang Ling that side offer, a silver coins beast almost old blood spits on throwing the screen of thunder Daoist immortal: How do ten packages of simple surface trade the Saint beast blood...... you not to rob?! 看到王令那边的出价,银角兽差点一口老血吐在丢雷真君的屏幕上:十包干脆面换圣兽血……你丫怎么不去抢劫啊？！ The silver coins beast was unable to continue watching, has seized directly cell phone that throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „Brother...... you, even if bids cannot leave, the value of holy blood old was powerful. You are destroy the behavior of market...... the chicken blood unable to buy.” 银角兽看不下去了,直接夺过了丢雷真君的手机:“老哥……你就算出价也不能这么出,圣血的价值老强大了。你这是破坏市场的行为……鸡血也不能这么买呀。” Wang Ling deeply inspires: „20 packages.” 王令深吸了一口气:“二十包。” „......” “……” The silver coins beast and throws the thunder Daoist immortal to see this news, two people were quiet had 2-3 minutes. 银角兽和丢雷真君看到这条消息,两人足足沉寂了有2-3分钟。 After the moment, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to carry the tea, planned first to drink one calmly under...... 片刻后,丢雷真君端起了茶,打算先喝一口冷静下…… But another side, Wang Ling followed to send a message: „Cannot be many, are many, I owed.” 而另一边,王令跟着又发了一条短信:“不能再多了,再多,我就亏了。” Silver coins beast: „???” 银角兽:“？？？” Pū! 噗！ Then, loses tea that the thunder Daoist immortal mouth has not swallowed, spurted directly. 然后,丢雷真君嘴里还没咽下去的茶,就这么直接喷了出来。 The silver coins beast has shocked...... this anything person, with immortal gold/metal Mai, it first saw that even takes „simple surface” to trade as the currency measuring unit. 银角兽已经惊呆了……这到底啥人啊,用仙金买也就算了,它还是头一回看到以“干脆面”为货币计量单位交易的。 Threw thunder Zhenjun to smile bitterly, patted the shoulder of silver coins beast: „You sold to him. Your elder brother's favor be bigger than the simple surface significance, moreover...... isn't he your master?” 丢雷真君苦笑了下,拍了拍银角兽的肩膀:“你就卖给他得了。令兄的人情可是要比干脆面意义更大,而且……他不是你的master么？” Silver coins beast: „......” Issue is, it has not seen master that has dug out! 银角兽:“……”问题是,它从没见过这么抠的master呀！ However tells the truth, in the dwelling place of celestial beings, Wang Ling rescued a Yaxuan life with a big purification technique, from some significance, the silver coins beast discovered oneself also really owed a Wang Ling favor. 不过有一说一,之前在仙府的时候,王令用一手大净化术救了雅轩一命,从某种意义而言,银角兽发现自己还真就欠了王令一个人情。 The little Saint beast blood, considered to give blood to contribute......, moreover it had the heart of Saint beast, replied the vitality the speed also the ordinary spirit beast be quicker, if were 500 milliliters Saint beast blood, it can restore immediately. 一点点圣兽血而已,就当是献血捐出去了……而且它有圣兽之心,回复气血的速度也要比普通灵兽快很多,如果是五百毫升的圣兽血,它马上就能恢复过来。 The silver coins beast thought. 银角兽心想。 Long time long time, the silver coins beast finally with throwing the cell phone of thunder Daoist immortal edited the message to send: „How many do you want?” 良久良久,银角兽终于用丢雷真君的手机编辑了短信发了出去:“你要多少啊？” Wang Ling is almost the second returns: „One ton.” 王令几乎是秒回:“一吨。” Silver coins beast: „???” 银角兽:“？？？” Sent the message, Wang Ling thought that own request had probably slightly that little excessively, therefore with one: „First comes 1000 milliliters, later, puts blood every day a time, collecting one ton was also completely good to me.” 发完了短信,王令又觉得自己的要求好像略微有那么一点点过分,于是又跟了一条:“先来1000毫升,之后的,每天放一次血,凑满了一吨给我也行。” „......” “……” The silver coins beast looked at the message content, the vision was being full of the complaint. 银角兽望着短信内容,目光充满了怨念。 Threw thunder Zhenjun to stare at the silver coins beast to look at the eye: „You should restore quick?” 丢雷真君盯着银角兽看了眼:“你应该恢复的很快吧？” Silver coins beast: „Your this is abuses the animal......” 银角兽:“你们这是虐待动物……” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „In strict sense said, the Saint beast is exterminates the lifeform...... is not in the national extent of protection.” 丢雷真君:“严格意义上说,圣兽是灭绝生物……不在国家保护范围内。” The silver coins beast opens mouth, had nothing to say in reply at once unexpectedly...... 银角兽张了张嘴,一时之间竟无言以对…… Do oneself really join a gang of evildoers?! 自己果然是上了贼船了吧？！ However in the silver coins beast has felt completely discouraged air/Qi, the Wang Ling next message, gave it directly last suddenly/violently to strike. 然而就在银角兽已经感受到了一股万念俱灰之气时,王令的下一条短信,直接给了它最后一顿暴击。 The content of message is not long, only has eight characters...... 短信的内容不长,只有八个字…… ...... …… ...... …… First four characters: Remembers hold/container mail 头四个字:记得包邮 Latter four characters: Delivery payment...... 后四个字:货到付款……