Althoughfrom the beginning, twoclamshaveall sortsnot to adapttooneselfsynthesisbody, has a thickfearfeelingto the city life of modernhumancultivating true virtue, buttwoclamsdiscoveredwhenafterwardactuallyintegratedthistime, after being used to a rhythm of life of humanside, actually is also a verycrispmatter.
虽说一开始,二蛤对自己的这副合成身躯有着种种不适应,更是对现代人类修真者的都市生活有着一种浓浓的畏惧感,不过后来二蛤发现其实当融入了这个时代,习惯了人类一方的生活节奏后,其实也是一件挺爽的事儿。At leastitdoes not use for the frogcountryseveral millionfrogsurvivalissues, butday and nightworking with the heartlabor force, thistotwoclams, can definitely summarizewithfourcharacters, is called: Disappearsclam......
至少它不用在为蛤蟆国数百万的蛤蟆生存问题而没日没夜劳心劳力,这对二蛤来说,完全可以用四个字来总结,叫做:泯灭蛤性……
The frogis inborn, howeverafterbecomingmonster of king a country, twoclams were almost consideringforoneselfpeopleall day long, but must think the monsterclan of meansandnext doormaintains the relations, plays a mahjongto be with trepidationcontinually, for fear thatoneselfspeaking incorrectlywordsproduce the war. ButsideWang Ling, twoclamsthought that is not tired, itfound a sense of belonging.
蛤蟆天生嗜睡,然而从当上一国之妖王以后,二蛤几乎成天都在为自己的子民考虑,还得想办法和隔壁的妖族搞好关系,连搓个麻将都提心吊胆,生怕自己说错话引发战争。而在王令身边,二蛤就觉得没有那么累了,并且,它找到了一种归属感。Althoughthinks,rather a littleirresponsibleflavor...... twoclamsthoughtthiscannotblame itself, oneselfto arrive at the worldsixyears, inthese six yearstime, ithas not felt the aura of anyclamclanmember. Even if comes to the worldto seek for the clamclan of itstrailnot to have.
虽说这么想,未免有点不负责任的味道……不过二蛤觉得这并不能怪自己,自己已经来到人类世界六年,在这六年时间里,它不曾感受到任何一只蛤族成员的气息。哪怕是来人类世界寻找它踪迹的蛤族都没有。Probably, allclamsthink that ithas died......
大概,所有蛤都以为它已经死了吧……Sixyearspassed by, this timeenoughclamclanreorganizes the banners and drums, elects the newkingusing the referendum. Perhapsnownewclamkingaggressiveled the clamclanpeopleto step ontoin another end of gate of differentwell-off.
都六年过去了,这个时间足够蛤族整顿旗鼓,利用公投推选出新王。也许现在新任的蛤王已经霸气的在异界之门的另一端带领着蛤族子民走上小康了。Ownthisoldlord, howcares about the peopleagain, even ifgoes backnow is still only the enthusiastic lookpastes the coldbuttocksprobably.
自己这个旧主,再怎么关心子民,就算现在回去大概也只是热脸贴冷屁股而已。In the headis indulging in flights of fancy, twoclamsrested the head on the thigh of Wang Lingto fall asleep, the sleepy eyesblurrytimetwoclamsare still thinking that inprobablythisworld, only thenithadsuchtreatment.
脑袋里就这么胡思乱想着,二蛤就这么枕着王令的大腿睡着了,睡眼迷糊的时候二蛤还在想呢,大概这世上,也就只有它有这样的待遇。Hypersomniais the natural disposition of frog, in addition after lastpresentpracticingedition correction«MonsterKingThoughts», is also enormoustotwoclam'sspiritconsumptions. Thereforetwoclamsbe easier than to producenormal the spiritbeastwithboundaryare strandedintent and wearyfeeling.
嗜睡原本就是蛤蟆的本性,外加上现在修行改版的《妖王心经》后,对二蛤本身的精神消耗也是极大的。所以二蛤要比正常同境界的灵兽更容易产生困意和疲倦感。Wang Lingpinched the ears of twoclams, after the confirmationalreadyrestscompletely, in the handreceives / and transportstogether the spiritstrengthtwoclamsto movein the bedside.王令捏了捏二蛤的耳朵,确认已经完全睡死以后,手上直接运起一道灵力把二蛤挪到了床边上。Wang LingthrowingthunderZhenjunsent a message, before inquiringnext, placesinCailianhonorable personfamily/homethat„fool” the situation in missYaxuan, and recent situation of silver coinsbeast......
紧接着,王令给丢雷真君发了条短信,询问了下之前安置在彩莲真人家里那位“笨蛋”姑娘雅轩的情况,以及银角兽的近况……Wang Lingis the planaskedCailianhonorable personto ask that directly, butwas careful such a to thinkafterward, ifreallymade the feelingto be easyto causeothers'misunderstanding. Wang Lingwill not pull up the younger sister, will not pull up the younger sisteron own initiative......, thereforetreats the matter between men and women, the choice of Wang Ling is always maintains the distanceto addindifferenthandling.
原本王令是打算直接找彩莲真人去问的,不过后来仔细那么一想,要是真那么做了感觉容易引起别人的误会。王令不会撩妹,也不会主动去撩妹……所以对待男女之间的事儿,王令的选择向来是保持距离加冷漠处置。Althoughto the puppy loveissue, the modern educationhas not managedso many, kingfatherMs. Wangtovery......, butWang Ling that thisaspectactuallyalsoputsafter all is Wang Ling, hasownidea.
虽说对早恋的问题,现代教育没管那么多,王爸王妈对这方面其实也放的挺开的……但王令毕竟是王令,有着自己的想法。emmmm...... 16 years old, shouldbewell the age of learn/study.
emmmm……十六岁,应该是好好学习的年纪。Heremessagejustsent, throwing the thunderDaoist immortal is almost the instantaneoussecondreturns: „The Yaxuanmissis givingCailian the honorable personto overcome the handnow, workis diligent, issomewhatclumsy. The silver coinsbeastplacesinmyvillaat presentsecretly, does your elder brotherlook foritto have the matter?”
这边短信刚发出去,丢雷真君几乎是瞬间秒回:“雅轩姑娘现在在给彩莲真人打下手,工作的还算勤快,就是有些笨手笨脚的。银角兽目前秘密安置在我的别墅里,令兄找它有事?”
The Wang Lingfastultragod, replieson the wrist watchrapidly, the informationsentquickly: „Un, makingitgivemeto select the blood.”王令手速超神,迅速在腕表上回复,信息很快发了过去:“恩,让它给我点血。”Throws the thunderDaoist immortal: „......”
丢雷真君:“……”Thinks,Wang Lingthoughtthisalsoexchangeprobablya littlewhitegrab/rushfor no reasonflavor, is not quite appropriate.
想了一想,王令觉得这也平白无故的交换好像有点白抢的味道,不太合适。Therefore, Wang Lingsent a message: „Fivepackages of simplesurface.”
于是,王令又发了一条短信:“五包干脆面。”Throws the thunderDaoist immortal: „......”
丢雷真君:“……”Wang Lingdoes not depend onnotflexure: „Tenpackages?”王令不依不挠:“十包?”Throws the thunderDaoist immortal: „......”
丢雷真君:“……”
The silver coinsbeaststandssidethrowing the thunderDaoist immortal, now the condition of human form, is the youth of silverlong hair, the bodywears a whiteshirt, the lower part of the bodywearsjeans. Thisclothesthrow the thunderDaoist immortal, has not thought that puts onto the silver coinsbeast of human formis just appropriate.
银角兽就站在丢雷真君身边,现在正是人形的状态,是个银色长发的青年,身上穿着一件白色衬衫,下身则是穿着一条牛仔裤。这套衣服是丢雷真君的,没想到给人形的银角兽穿正合适。SeesWang Lingthat sideoffer, a silver coinsbeastalmostoldbloodspitsonthrowing the screen of thunderDaoist immortal: How do tenpackages of simplesurfacetrade the Saintbeastblood...... younot to rob?!
看到王令那边的出价,银角兽差点一口老血吐在丢雷真君的屏幕上:十包干脆面换圣兽血……你丫怎么不去抢劫啊?!
The silver coinsbeastwas unable to continue watching, has seizeddirectlycell phone that throws the thunderDaoist immortal: „Brother...... you, even ifbidscannotleave, the value of holy bloodoldwas powerful. You are destroy the behavior of market...... the chickenblood unable to buy.”
银角兽看不下去了,直接夺过了丢雷真君的手机:“老哥……你就算出价也不能这么出,圣血的价值老强大了。你这是破坏市场的行为……鸡血也不能这么买呀。”Wang Lingdeeplyinspires: „20packages.”王令深吸了一口气:“二十包。”„......”
“……”
The silver coinsbeastandthrows the thunderDaoist immortalto seethisnews, two peoplewere quiethad2-3minutes.
银角兽和丢雷真君看到这条消息,两人足足沉寂了有2-3分钟。
After the moment, threw the thunderDaoist immortalto carry the tea, plannedfirstto drinkonecalmlyunder......
片刻后,丢雷真君端起了茶,打算先喝一口冷静下……Butanother side, Wang Lingfollowedto send a message: „Cannotbe many, are many, Iowed.”
而另一边,王令跟着又发了一条短信:“不能再多了,再多,我就亏了。”Silver coinsbeast: „???”
银角兽:“???”Pū!
噗!Then, losestea that the thunderDaoist immortalmouthhas not swallowed, spurteddirectly.
然后,丢雷真君嘴里还没咽下去的茶,就这么直接喷了出来。
The silver coinsbeasthas shocked...... thisanythingperson, withimmortalgold/metalMai, it first saw that eventakes„simplesurface”to tradeas the currencymeasuring unit.
银角兽已经惊呆了……这到底啥人啊,用仙金买也就算了,它还是头一回看到以“干脆面”为货币计量单位交易的。ThrewthunderZhenjunto smile bitterly, patted the shoulder of silver coinsbeast: „Yousold tohim. Your elder brother'sfavorbe bigger than the simplesurfacesignificance, moreover...... isn't heyourmaster?”
丢雷真君苦笑了下,拍了拍银角兽的肩膀:“你就卖给他得了。令兄的人情可是要比干脆面意义更大,而且……他不是你的master么?”Silver coinsbeast: „......”Issueis, ithas not seenmaster that has dug out!
银角兽:“……”问题是,它从没见过这么抠的master呀!Howevertells the truth, in the dwelling place of celestial beings, Wang Lingrescued a Yaxuanlifewith a bigpurificationtechnique, fromsomesignificance, the silver coinsbeastdiscoveredoneselfalsoreallyowed a Wang Lingfavor.
不过有一说一,之前在仙府的时候,王令用一手大净化术救了雅轩一命,从某种意义而言,银角兽发现自己还真就欠了王令一个人情。
The littleSaintbeastblood, consideredto give bloodto contribute......, moreoverithad the heart of Saintbeast, replied the vitality the speedalso the ordinaryspiritbeastbe quicker, ifwere500millilitersSaintbeastblood, itcanrestoreimmediately.
一点点圣兽血而已,就当是献血捐出去了……而且它有圣兽之心,回复气血的速度也要比普通灵兽快很多,如果是五百毫升的圣兽血,它马上就能恢复过来。
The silver coinsbeastthought.
银角兽心想。Long timelong time, the silver coinsbeastfinallywiththrowing the cell phone of thunderDaoist immortaledited the messageto send: „How many do youwant?”
良久良久,银角兽终于用丢雷真君的手机编辑了短信发了出去:“你要多少啊?”Wang Ling is almost the secondreturns: „Oneton.”王令几乎是秒回:“一吨。”Silver coinsbeast: „???”
银角兽:“???”Sent the message, Wang Lingthought that ownrequesthadprobablyslightlythatlittleexcessively, thereforewithone: „Firstcomes1000milliliters, later, putsbloodevery day a time, collectingoneton was also completely goodtome.”
发完了短信,王令又觉得自己的要求好像略微有那么一点点过分,于是又跟了一条:“先来1000毫升,之后的,每天放一次血,凑满了一吨给我也行。”„......”
“……”
The silver coinsbeastlooked at the messagecontent, the visionwas being full of the complaint.
银角兽望着短信内容,目光充满了怨念。ThrewthunderZhenjunto stare at the silver coinsbeastto look at the eye: „Youshouldrestorequick?”
丢雷真君盯着银角兽看了眼:“你应该恢复的很快吧?”Silver coinsbeast: „Yourthisisabuses the animal......”
银角兽:“你们这是虐待动物……”Throws the thunderDaoist immortal: „Instrict sensesaid, the Saintbeastisexterminates the lifeform...... is not in the nationalextent of protection.”
丢雷真君:“严格意义上说,圣兽是灭绝生物……不在国家保护范围内。”
The silver coinsbeastopens mouth, had nothing to say in replyat onceunexpectedly......
银角兽张了张嘴,一时之间竟无言以对……
Do oneselfreallyjoin a gang of evildoers?!
自己果然是上了贼船了吧?!However in the silver coinsbeasthas feltcompletely discouragedair/Qi, the Wang Lingnextmessage, gaveitdirectlylastsuddenly/violentlyto strike.
然而就在银角兽已经感受到了一股万念俱灰之气时,王令的下一条短信,直接给了它最后一顿暴击。
The content of messageis not long, only haseightcharacters......
短信的内容不长,只有八个字……
......
……
......
……Firstfourcharacters: Remembershold/containermail
头四个字:记得包邮Latterfourcharacters: Deliverypayment......
后四个字:货到付款……
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