TDLOIK :: Volume #4 老古董篇

#357: Opens the express that flash

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Teacher leaf experienced to prove with oneself pitifully a matter, the relations between guardian and teacher were actually far from seem like that simple......, although the starting point was the same, can progress for the children, but sometimes really bumped into some mindless guardian, even the teachers had the impulsion of getting angry. 叶老师用自己悲惨的经历证明了一件事,家长和老师之间的关系其实远远没有看上去那么简单……虽说出发点都是一样的,都是为了孩子们能够长进,可有时候真的碰到一些不讲理的家长,连老师都有翻脸的冲动。 reckless solemn his mother is very famous in 60, used all might for enough four years still to fail a grade...... the school people almost in high effort class to hear, went on duty not to have „business” completely familiar the young teacher was also just kept in the dark on a few. 胡肃他妈在六十中很有名,在高一的努力班摸爬滚打了足足四年还在留级……全校人几乎都有所耳闻,也就少数几个刚刚上岗还没有完全熟悉“业务”的年轻老师还蒙在鼓里。 These years, issue that because reckless solemn his mother causes trouble, Principal Chen thinks the means persuading to quit a lot...... reckless solemn reckless solemn does not study at school temporarily to live, is in 60 official fresh, every year takes a test must include in the overall result. But reckless solemn every year result, was a drag on school. 这些年,因为胡肃他妈闹事的问题,陈校长没少想办法把胡肃给劝退……胡肃不是借读生,是六十中的正式生,每年考试都是要列入总成绩里的。而偏偏胡肃每年的成绩,都拖了学校的后腿。 For these years promoted in the crucial point of city key high school just when 60, Principal Chen really did not find out what careless mistake. 这几年正值六十中升级成市重点高中的节骨眼上,陈校长真的不想出什么纰漏。 However had words to say well, asking the god to be easy, delivering the god was difficult...... 然而有句话说得好,请神容易,送神难呐…… This Schoolmate reckless solemn, is in 60 recruits into personally, although guardian some are mindless, but reckless solemn usually studies the attitude and behavior is good, clever sensible also often helps the teacher and schoolmate in the school...... is the result, cannot come up! By the issue of result, persuades to quit only official fresh, this matter is actually unreasonable. If passed on, refers to uncertain must fall „education with an improper method” charge. 这位胡肃同学,是六十中亲自招进来的,虽说家长有些不讲理,但胡肃平时的学习作风和生活作风还是不错的,在学校里乖巧懂事还经常帮助老师和同学……就是成绩,死活上不去！单以成绩的问题,就劝退一个正式生,这事儿其实不合理。而且要是传出去了,指不定还得落个“教育无方”的罪名。 Also therefore, Principal Chen is circling in the mind various persuading to quit strategies, therefore scattered. 也因此,陈校长在脑海里盘旋着的各种劝退计策,也都因此打散了。 The whole thing most egg sore place is, reckless solemn damn the words have not been able to think carefully, if you careful think, actually also is really such truth...... my family child enters a school is you in 60 official fresh, even if the effort class was good. Usually studies the attitude, the behavior and character is very good, is the result cannot come up, the entire four years, a progress did not have...... this not strange school, whom blames? 整件事情最蛋疼的地方就在于,胡肃他妈的话还不能仔细想,你要是细细一想,其实还真就是这么个道理……我家孩子入学的时候就是你们六十中的正式生,哪怕是个努力班的好了。平时学习作风、生活作风、性格都很好,就是成绩死活上不去,整整四年了,一点长进都没有……这不怪学校,怪谁？ Regarding this, Principal Chen is miserable beyond description...... 对此,陈校长可谓是苦不堪言…… In the lounge, taking this opportunity, Teacher Pan and other numerous senior teachers to the new teachers well popular science under reckless solemn and reckless solemn damn the story, did this group of young teachers to own former hopeful education, had the strong suspicion. 休息室里,借着这个机会,潘老师和其余一众老教师给新来的老师们好好科普了下胡肃和胡肃他妈的故事,搞得这群年轻的老师对自己从前满怀期待的教育事业,产生了浓重的怀疑。 Originally nowadays, is not only studies the medicine unable to save others...... 原来这年头,不仅是学医救不了人…… Teacher even/including Dang cannot save others...... 连当老师也救不了人么…… Is chatting, Teacher Pan suddenly discovered that the antique disappears unexpectedly: „? old king?” 正聊着呢,潘老师忽然发现老古董居然不见了:“诶？老王呢？” A teacher replied: „Probably was just called by the principal, old king also teaches the history lesson of class...... to comfort reckless solemn his mother to have one set diligently it is said very much.” 一个老师回答道:“好像刚刚被校长叫出去了,老王也任教努力班的历史课……据说安慰胡肃他妈很有一套。” Regardless of anybody, after waiting to march into the work place, will feel work was not easy. Any occupation is so, except for must settle down and get on with life, but must study is speaking the word of praise, as well as guards against others to wear the small shoes to oneself. 不论任何人,等步入了职场以后,才会感觉到工作的不容易。任何职业都是如此,除了要安身立命,还要学着说好话,以及提防别人给自己穿小鞋。 People in rivers and lakes, involuntary. 人在江湖,身不由己。 Therefore, now after marching into all the people cultivate true virtue the time, many cultivating true virtue still do to cultivate true virtue the time the old profession, ironmongery refiner that for example the hole master immortal refine the pill of immortality, for example Luo fatty operates again...... these work, although is very complex, but many are the trades of prize investment, what is most essential is can little look at the complexion conduct of many. 所以,现在步入全民修真时代以后,很多修真者依然干着自己修真时代的老本行,比如洞爷仙人炼丹、再比如罗胖子开的五金店炼器……这些工作虽然很复杂,但多是一本万利的行当,最关键的是可以少看很多人的脸色行事。 After persuading somebody to leave reckless solemn his mother, the antique slightly fat body relied on the wall to think why very long...... he chose to be the teacher, actually this inside had very complex reason. 劝走了胡肃他妈以后,老古董微胖的身子倚着墙想了很久……他为啥选择去当老师,其实这里面有很复杂的原因。 If insisted saying that came out, that was because the antique thought that this occupation, was very honorable. 如果硬要说一个出来,那是因为老古董觉得这个职业,很光荣。 Arrived at the restroom in hospital to chew a spicy strip, the antique felt oneself were calmer, he looked at a time, before the brow wrinkled slightly......, his ordering net bought a commodity, then the electronic purchase order showed that will deliver after 20 points. 到医院的厕所嚼完了一根辣条,老古董觉得自己冷静了很多,他看了眼时间,眉头微微一皱……之前他下单网购了一件商品,然后电子订单显示将在20后送达。 Now saw that the time soon arrived, the antique is equaling must go to the hospital entrance to receive express, finally the front leg just prepared to lift, in restroom single room made the sound unexpectedly: „Excuse me, are you Mr. king?” 现在眼瞅着时间快要到了,老古董正合计着要不要去医院门口收一下快递,结果前脚刚准备抬出去,身边的厕所单间里居然发出了声音:“请问,你是王先生么？” „......” “……” The antique was shocking. 老古董震惊了。 „...... I am.” “……我是。” Finishes speaking, the antique opens the compartmented door, then saw that a man of wear diving outfit drilled from squatting over the latrine pit of restroom...... 话音刚落,老古董打开隔间的门,然后就看到一个穿着潜水设备的男人从厕所的蹲坑里钻了出来…… Afterward, whole body wet bows the salute toward him: „The Shunfeng gods hand over! The mission must reach!” 随后,浑身湿漉漉的朝他鞠躬敬礼:“顺丰神递！使命必达！” The antique continues to be startled: „How...... do you come in?” 老古董持续吃惊:“……你是怎么进来的？” Although had heard, the Shunfeng gods hand over this company are now the express distribution teams of domestic peak efficiency, with urgent cargo in city, so long as pats to add the urgent document, in 20 minutes can deliver to side the customer! But the antique has not experienced...... a today's first chapter of experience, is to make the antique grow in experience seriously. 虽然早就听说,顺丰神递这家公司是当今国内最高效率的快递配送团队,同城内的紧急货物只要拍下加急件,二十分钟内就能送到客户身边！但老古董从没体验过……今天头一回体验,当真是让老古董长了见识。 In the outside police so tightly guarded situation, how does this delivery man come in? This is a very mysterious issue...... 在外头警方如此戒备森严的情况下,这个快递员是咋进来的？这是个很神奇的问题…… The delivery men gasp for breath: „Outside the police were too many, after must deliver this actually very not easy...... I to embrace, draws a blueprint to infer the mister your coordinates, then the park from 300 dug a said/tunnel, with shrinking the bone structure and physiognomy entered the city sewage system, finally according to the position finder confirmed, discovered the mister you...... the graciousness, Mr. king, after receiving here, please must give me the five-star high praise!” 快递员喘了口气:“外头警察太多了,要送这件其实很不容易……我揽件了以后,画了张图纸推断出先生您的坐标,然后从三百里外的公园挖了个地道,用缩骨法进入城市下水道系统,最后根据定位仪确认,发现了先生您在这里……恩,王先生,收件以后,请务必给我五星好评呀！” Antique: „......” 老古董:“……” The words saying, the delivery man from the storage space, took out a square box: „Mister, your express.” 话说间,快递员从储物空间里,取出了一只四方的盒子:“先生,您的快递。” Antique: „...... Hasn't inside thing, gone bad?” 老古董:“……里面的东西,没坏吧？” Delivery men: „This box is the waterproofing, surely does not have the issue. However the thing bad has not gone bad...... this not to say.” 快递员:“这盒子是防水的,肯定没问题。不过东西坏没坏……这个不太好说。” Antique: „I selected the price-holding......” 老古董:“我可是点了保价的……” „, This naturally. If the thing went bad, we affirm the initial cost compensation, but the thing in box is bad has not gone bad, this I have not actually known. Possibly is good, is possibly bad.” A delivery man very earnest wave analysis: „Spoke...... this from the angle of quantum mechanics good and bad, it possibly existed simultaneously.” “哦,这个当然。如果东西坏了,我们肯定原价赔偿,但盒子里的东西到底坏没坏,这个其实我还不知道。可能是好的,也可能是坏得。”快递员很认真的一波分析:“从量子力学的角度讲……这个好啊和坏啊,它可能是同时存在的。” Antique: „......” 老古董:“……” Delivery men: „You, only then opens that flash of box, these two possibilities will put together to a possibility in! This is a very famous theorem, called Schrdinger's cat.” 快递员:“你只有打开盒子的那一瞬间,这两种可能性才会归聚到一种可能性上！这就是一个非常著名的定理,叫薛定谔的猫。” The antique listens, almost kneeling: „Is unfair to the big brother, I lost your time......” 老古董听完,差点给跪了:“对不起大哥,我耽误你时间了……” Delivery man very calm nod, put out grading: „Solves the difficulty to the customer, is we should do. Invited the mister to my service, judged. If the express item has the issue, please click on app electronic purchase order below feedback button, we will have the specialist to follow up!” 快递员很淡定的点点头,拿出了评分器:“给客户解答疑难,是我们应该做的。请先生对我的本次服务,做出评价。如果快件有问题,请点击app电子订单下方的反馈按钮,我们会有专人跟进！” The antique pulled out the corners of the mouth, pressed down the five-star button tremblingly, both hands are trembling...... nowadays, delivers express is so flamboyant. 老古董抽了抽嘴角,颤颤巍巍的按下了五星的按钮,两只手都在发抖……这年头,送快递的都是如此牛逼的么。 ...... …… ...... …… When limits exempts, thank the bone ash level powdered iron „stops the war casualty of war | dream” 20000 beginning coins to hit to enjoy, again work «My family Movie king who moreover recommends a younger sister why Is Milk Father»...... recommends this book, because the author is a younger sister!( Graciousness, proved indirectly, I like steel bar, therefore wants to look at my women's wear, you are the province provinces! / Funny) 限免之际,感谢骨灰级铁粉“止戰之殤丨梦”的20000起点币打赏,另外再推荐一部妹子的作品《我家影帝是奶爸》……为啥推荐这本书,因为作者是妹子啊！(恩,间接证明了,我直如钢筋,所以想看我女装,你们还是省省吧！/滑稽)
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