TDLOIK :: Volume #4 老古董篇

#317: Gluttony Daoist and outstandingly beautiful worthless person( six)

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The deeds of gluttony Daoist once actually spread in the cultivating true virtue circle of older generation. Because the gluttony Daoist really grows is too ugly, sees the person of its appearance/portrait is only thinks that his face violates the nausea, but has not seen the person of its appearance/portrait is only listens to the description unable to eat up the food......, therefore , the older generation cultivates true virtue the people in circle quite to abstain that this name, no longer raised. 饕餮道人的事迹曾经在老一辈的修真圈子里其实都有流传。然而因为饕餮道人长得实在是太丑,有见过其真容的人光是想想他的脸就犯恶心,而没见过其真容的人光是听听描述连饭都吃不下了……所以之后,老一辈修真圈子里的人都相当忌讳这个名字,不再提起。 Reputation type of thing wants to hand down will have, since no one raises, that naturally only then faded from the memory share. 名声这种东西要口口相传才会有,既然没人提起,那自然而然就只有被人淡忘的份。 The student who therefore looks like Wang Ling this ages, does not know that historically also has this character to exist. 所以像王令这个年龄段的学生,根本不知道历史上还有这号人物存在。 „Teacher, gluttony Daoist...... ugly?” Some people raise hand to inquire. “老师,饕餮道人……到底有多丑？”有人举手提问。 The antique roughly discussed under the matter of related gluttony Daoist in the class, finally the stress point of people all placed in the appearance of gluttony Daoist, ugly people have seen, but actually ugly, the people in class were very actually curious. 老古董在班里大致的讲了下有关饕餮道人的事,结果众人的着重点全都放在饕餮道人的样貌上了,丑人大家都见过,但究竟有多丑,班里的人其实都挺好奇的。 According to the antique words, appearance ugly extremely heartshaking and moving of gluttony Daoist, is long results in gluttony, in addition on can eat specially, therefore others gave him to have such nickname. 按照老古董的话来说,饕餮道人的容貌丑的惊天地泣鬼神,长得就跟饕餮似得,外加上又特别能吃,所以旁人才给他起了这么个绰号。 But the detailed description of related its appearance, the antique actually keeps silent. Saw that some people inquired, the antique knits the brows slightly, at once smiles bitterly: „Can you, too do not pay attention to others' appearance, should take seriously outstanding talent of line the mind...... . Moreover, the gluttony Daoist ugly is not also inborn, this is because wrong amends the merit law to make, how even if to tidy up and how to use the compounded drug molding again, but the quarter of an hour can immediately the striking back primary form.” 但有关其容貌的详细描述,老古董却是绝口不提。见到有人提问,老古董微微皱了皱眉,旋即苦笑了一下:“你们呀,能不能不要太关注别人的外貌,应该多重视一下心灵之美才行……而且,饕餮道人长得丑也并非天生,这是因为错修功法所制,就算再怎么整容、再怎么用丹药塑形,不过一刻钟就会立刻打回原形。” This saying makes the people become aware suddenly, explained the reason why the gluttony Daoist does not tidy up...... indeed this was the clown who tidied up unable to save continually. 这话让众人恍悟,也解释了饕餮道人为啥不去整容的原因……敢情这是连整容都挽救不了的丑了。 „Naturally, besides eats all trades main this status poorly, the gluttony Daoist establishes the person of international killer ranking simultaneously, is this list protecting list causes.” The antique spoke. “当然,除了穷吃门门主这个身份以外,饕餮道人同时还是建立国际杀手排行榜之人,是这个榜单的护榜使。”老古董说到。 „Protecting the list causes is not the outstandingly beautiful worthless person in legend?” Guo two egg hears Yanda are startled, the news that because this hears from his uncle mouth with him is different. “护榜使难道不是传说中的绝色散人么？”郭二蛋闻言大为吃惊,因为这和他从他叔叔口里听到的消息一点儿都不一样。 On the antique face reveals one to ascertain the airtight smile: „In fact, protects the list to cause two, the outstandingly beautiful worthless person who Schoolmate Guo Hao said is also protects the list to cause it one. In the past the outstandingly beautiful worthless person and gluttony Daoist jointly established protected the list to cause, in shortly, two people broke off, withdrew one after another cultivates true virtue the rivers and lakes, ate the gate also to fall out at that time poorly. At present killer Bang Hubang caused to manage by the taking a life Daoist ranked the first.” 老古董脸上露出一丝捉摸不透的微笑:“事实上,护榜使有两人,郭豪同学所说的绝色散人也是护榜使之一。当年绝色散人与饕餮道人共同建立了护榜使,不过在此后不久,两人决裂,相继退出修真江湖,穷吃门也就在那时原地解散了。目前杀手榜护榜使就由排名第一的杀生道人代为管理了。” „Dismisses?” Schoolmates' corners of the mouth cannot bear pull out. “就地解散？”同学们的嘴角都是忍不住一抽。 Really...... in this world, only then glutton kind of species comes as soon as called, wielding goes. Also the online search eats the gate related news no wonder poorly, indeed this dark faction influence suppressed radically without enough time is dismissed. 果然……这世上只有吃货这类物种是召之即来,挥之即去的呀。也难怪网上搜索不到穷吃门的相关新闻,敢情这个暗派势力根本来不及打压就被解散了。 „Reason of breaking off?” Some people are very curious. “决裂的原因呢？”有人很好奇。 The antique inspires, opens the mouth slowly: „According to the rumor, that is when an outstandingly beautiful worthless person carries out a duty mistake. Specific reason no one knows. Only knows after that two people break off and go separate ways, and gluttony Daoist establishes the serious oath, certainly will ask the outstandingly beautiful worthless person to ask for an explanation for this matter.” 老古董吸了一口气,徐徐开口:“根据传言,那是因为一次绝色散人执行任务时的一次失误。具体原因无人知晓。只知道在此后,两人决裂、分道扬镳,并且饕餮道人立下毒誓,一定会找绝色散人为此事讨个说法。” This reply makes the people feel somewhat loses, this is the matter that the antique does not know, does not know how the antique, even if to check some material people not to know. 这个回答让众人感到有些失落,这是连老古董都不知道的事啊,连老古董都不知道那就算怎么去查资料也不会有人知晓了。 However, compares others, forest Koba actually seems quite excited: „Teacher teacher! Why did the outstandingly beautiful worthless person...... call the outstandingly beautiful worthless person? Because of...... very color?” 不过,相比其他人,林小羽却显得相当兴奋:“老师老师！绝色散人……为啥叫绝色散人啊？是不是因为……很色？” Antique: „......” 老古董:“……” „Others clearly are because too graceful was good......” “人家分明是因为太帅了好不好……” The Guo two eggs answered, replaced the antique to replace the thread of conversation, although he has not heard the deeds of gluttony Daoist from uncle there, but had regarding the outstandingly beautiful worthless person hear. 郭二蛋解释道,代替老古董接替了话茬,他虽然没有从叔叔那里听到饕餮道人的事迹,不过对于绝色散人却还是有所耳闻的。 Guo two eggs: „As far as I know, the outstandingly beautiful worthless person peerless grace and talent, every has seen his person of appearance, will be shocking. The world has the reputation of Cultivation World first handsome man!” 郭二蛋:“据我所知,绝色散人风华绝代,凡见过其容貌之人,都会为之惊艳。世有修真界第一美男子的美誉！” „Is so attractive?” The female schoolmates rebellion in class. “有这么好看？”班里的女同学们都暴动了。 „Was good with the total teacher hole master immortal senior of previous time our military training, if the appearance of hole master immortal senior is cultivating true virtue the circle to do a beauty contest to be situated, can arrange to advance 20. But could not be competent first...... the beauty of outstandingly beautiful worthless person absolutely is the past years cultivates true virtue in the circle recognized. I remember that online also has the ranking record, everyone can go.” “拿上次咱们军训的总教官洞爷仙人前辈来说好了,洞爷仙人前辈的长相如果在修真圈搞个选美排行,能排进前二十。但绝对胜任不了第一……绝色散人之美是当年修真圈里公认的。我记得网上还有排名记录,大家可以去查查。” The Guo two eggs said: „My uncle told me, in the past had a female member to look at outstandingly beautiful worthless person one eyes, because finally the outstandingly beautiful worthless person was too graceful, causing its vitality direct adverse current to charge into the crown of the head, it is said that has not waked to the present.” 郭二蛋说道:“我一叔叔告诉我,当年有个女修士看了绝色散人一眼,结果因为绝色散人太帅,导致其气血直接逆流冲向天灵盖,据说到现在都没醒过来。” „Is so exaggerating?” “有这么夸张？” The antique shows a faint smile: „The situation that...... Schoolmate Guo said is true, this point I also heard.” 老古董微微一笑:“……郭同学说的情况属实,这一点我也有所耳闻。” Heard these matters, curiosity of forest Koba to outstandingly beautiful worthless person was getting more and more heavy, at heart straight itchy, with having small claw flexure results in goes wild very much: „! When if can see with one's own eyes the outstandingly beautiful worthless person to be good!” 听到了这些事儿,林小羽对绝色散人的好奇心越来越重了,心里直痒痒,跟有小爪子挠似得很是抓狂:“啊啊啊！要是什么时候能亲眼看到绝色散人就好了！” „Perhaps, later everyone will have the opportunity to see his.” “或许,以后大家都会有机会见到他的。” On the platform, the antique touched own belly, laughs: „Teacher young that meeting, is in full flower!” 讲台上,老古董摸了摸自己的肚子,哈哈一笑:“老师年轻那会,也是风华正茂啊！” „......” “……” This finishes speaking, all personnel fell into a silence. 这话音刚落,全班陷入了一阵沉默。 The antique wants to cry but have no tears: „Under...... you do no one echo unexpectedly?” 老古董欲哭无泪:“……你们居然都没人附和下么？” For master very injured! 为师很受伤啊！ ...... …… ...... …… On this day is on vacation from school, the Guo two egg and Chen Chao, the Sun Rong three class representatives crowd together, probably is discussing anything. Wang Ling narrowed the eye to these three people of directions, discovered that among these three people also clamped a small peanut. 这天放学的时候,郭二蛋、陈超、孙蓉三个课代表凑在一起,好像在讨论什么。王令冲这三人的方向眯了眯眼,才发现这三人中间还夹了个小花生。 „Had you thought that today the antique is a little seemingly strange?” Chen Chao asked. “你们觉没觉得今天老古董看上去好像有点奇怪？”陈超问道。 „Right right! Very strange!” The Guo two eggs hold the arm to stare at several other people: „Beforehand time, the antique will never care about own appearance, after this time attended class,...... you guess I passed by the restroom time what saw?” “没错没错！很奇怪!”郭二蛋抱着手臂盯着其他几个人:“以前的时候,老古董从来不会太在乎自己的长相,这次上课完了以后……你们猜猜我路过厕所的时候看到了啥？” „What sees?” Sun Rong asked. “看到什么？”孙蓉问道。 „I saw, an antique person looks in a mirror in the restroom unexpectedly......” “我看到,老古董居然一个人在厕所里面照镜子……” „Lying trough! This matter?” Several other people were shocked. “卧槽！还有这种事？”其余几个人都惊呆了。 This matter sounds is a little indeed weird, even after Wang Ling hears, felt that the innermost feelings sobbed. Because of according to the normal behavior pattern of antique, he has such time to look in a mirror, will save to eat several packages of spicy strip this time absolutely. 这事儿听上去的确有点邪门儿,连王令听到以后都感觉内心唏嘘不已。因为按照老古董的正常行为模式,他有这样的时间去照镜子,绝对会把这时间省下来多吃几包辣条。 „Beauty-loving heart, the person all has it.” “爱美之心,人皆有之呀。” Sun Rong sighed, later said earnestly: „My other reminded again everyone, recently this month of being on vacation from school time, everyone best be more careful.” 孙蓉叹了口气,随后认真地说道:“我另外再提醒一下大家哦,最近这一个月放学的时候,大家最好都小心一些。” „Why?” “为啥？” „Whose recently the organizations named Gou gate, stirred up trouble in various districts. Selects the student to start specially, the force student takes the next type without " three without " products of production permit. Moreover it is said that already some students, because eats up this product the reason, the body had the mutation......” Sun Rong to say initially. “最近有一个叫做谁苟门的组织,在各大区兴风作浪。专挑学生下手,强迫学生服下一种未经生产许可的三无产品。而且据说,已经有一部分学生因为吃下这个产品的缘故,身体初步的产生了异变……”孙蓉说道。
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