TDLOIK :: Volume #2 石鬼面篇

#98: Heard that the parents' meeting is the root of bamboo shoots barbecue

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Close to being on vacation from school, before the Guo two eggs arrive at the Wang Ling school desk, put the high-quality dog grains of enough two sacks on the table. In bag big writes „spirit commission hall” three characters, has not written plainly the factory, only labelled the production date and expired time. 临近放学的时候,郭二蛋走到王令的课桌前,在桌上放了足足两大袋的高级狗粮。袋子上大大的写着“灵佣馆”三字,没有写明厂家,只标注了生产日期和过期时间。 This dog grain is Guo two egg domestic-made, Wang Ling took a look at the production date, discovered the date yesterday. The request pet shop favors the custom-made grain ration spirit, this matter is actually very common. Regarding the Guo two egg schoolmates, the summary of Wang Ling is, in the matter except for learn/study, this Schoolmate Guo little compares to be loyal, a credible person. 这狗粮是郭二蛋家自己生产的,王令瞅了眼生产日期,发现日期是在昨天。委托宠物店给灵宠定制口粮,这事儿其实还挺常见的。对于郭二蛋同学,王令的总结是,除了学习上的事,这位郭小同学还是比较讲义气、靠谱的一个人。 „Over the two days two clams were not, thinks strangely his.” Guo two egg speeches time, did not forget to push own eyeglasses: „These two bags of dog grains are give it to have custom-made exclusive, if insufficiently asks me to take again. Was right, left bottom the dog grain bag has the labelling taste.” “这两天二蛤不在,怪想他的。”郭二蛋说话的时候,不忘推了推自己的眼镜:“这两袋狗粮是给它独家定制的,要是不够再来找我拿。哦对了,狗粮袋子左下角有标注口味。” Listened to the Guo two eggs saying that Wang Ling immediately vision fumble in the past. 听郭二蛋这么说,王令立刻将目光摸索过去。 Sees only the left bottom of white sack to write the following several characters impressively: New Orleans fly taste...... 只见白色包装袋的左下角赫然写着如下几个字:新奥尔良苍蝇口味…… ...... …… ...... …… Wang Ling goes home, discovered that king a father person is depending on the sofa smokes, from knowing the real status of old gentleman first love, had passed for 24 hours. Clearly, until now king the father has not recovered from the so dismayful fact as before. 王令回到家的时候,发现王爸一个人正靠在沙发上抽烟,距离得知老爷子初恋对象的真实身份,已经足足过去了二十四小时。很明显,直到现在王爸依旧没有从如此令人惊愕的事实中回过神来。 The matter most troublesome place is, initially the old gentleman was carries a torch purely...... could not find the opportunity and excuse approximately comes out Teacher Pan. The key is, the object or the Wang Ling teacher in charge, Wang Ling still thought even this matter is a little as if impregnable, has the feeling that plants unable to start...... 整件事最麻烦的地方在于,当初老爷子纯粹是单恋……根本就找不到机会和借口把潘老师约出来。关键是,对象还是王令的班主任,就算是王令也觉得这件事似乎有点无懈可击,给人有种无从下手的感觉…… king father somewhat absent-minded looks that forever in the kitchen are busy at work hurriedly old gentleman and Ms. Wang, deeply sighed: „Lingling, grandfather's matter you try to find the solution again. Just in the guardian group of your school sent the message, said that is next Monday 6 : 00 pm parents' meeting. Do you know this matter?” 王爸有些失神的看着永远在厨房里风风火火忙活着的老爷子和王妈,深深叹了口气:“令令啊,爷爷的事儿你再想想办法。刚刚你们学校的家长群里发短信了,说是下周一晚上 6 点家长会。你知不知道这事儿？” Wang Ling knits the brows, the before matter of parents' meeting, Wang Ling listens to Teacher Pan to raise in the class, but has not thought that starts unexpectedly quickly. 王令皱了皱眉,家长会的事之前王令在课上听潘老师提起过,只是没想到竟然这么快就开始。 Next Monday...... 下周一…… Entered in 60 the first dark Monday to come? 进入第六十中的第一个黑暗星期一就要来了吗？ Wang Ling is whispering at heart. 王令心里嘀咕着。 From infancy to maturity, the parents' meeting should be in the education an indispensable link. Through and teaching classes teacher's short distance contact face-to-face, the guardians can relaxed asks for advice from the teacher mouth, actually the bamboo shoots barbecue how will make quite delicious ( 1 ). 从小到大,家长会应该是教育中不可或缺的一个环节。通过和任课老师面对面的近距离接触,家长们可以轻松的从老师嘴里讨教到,竹笋烤肉究竟怎么做才会比较好吃(注1)。 Naturally, compares others, Wang Ling never dreads parents' meeting type of thing formally. 当然,相比其他人,王令从不畏惧家长会这种形式上的东西。 First, own result is very common, according to king father Ms. Wang the request comes between year to year, therefore at the past parents' meeting, Wang Ling would hardly receive the teacher to own appraisal. 首先,自己的成绩很不起眼,按照王爸王妈的要求常年居中,所以在以往的家长会上,王令几乎不会收到老师对自己的评价。 Second, some teachers mentioned by name to criticize Wang Ling even, was still at wit's end to king father Ms. Wang radically. Because of...... the education to Wang Ling, cannot with hitting. The shadow class/flow hammers killer team leader slow shadow red, is a very good example...... 其二,就算有老师点名批评了王令,对王爸王妈而言也根本无计可施。因为……对王令的教育,是决不能用打的。影流红锻杀手队长徐影,就是个很好的例子…… Finally, what a point that but must explain being...... actually king father Ms. Wang attended the parents' meeting the number of times, Wang Ling can break off with the finger, mostly finds the person for...... 最后,还要说明的一点的是……其实王爸王妈去参加家长会的次数,王令用手指都能掰过来,大多都是找人替的…… Really, Wang Ling has not spoken, king the father has pulled out the newspaper on tea table, pushed the frame eyeglasses, selfish opens the mouth: „I must open the new book to be very busy recently, must at home the symbol. That side your Uncle Song gives back to me to urge the manuscript. Your mother must take care of your grandfather, it is estimated that also has no free time. Therefore the matter of parents' meeting, was in the past such, asked your friend to help for one.” 果然,王令还没说话,王爸抽过茶几上的报纸,推了推框架眼镜,自顾自开口了:“我最近要开新书挺忙的,得在家里码字。你宋叔叔那边还给我催稿着呢。你妈得照顾你爷爷,估计也没空去。所以家长会的事儿,还是和往常那样吧,找你朋友帮个忙替一下吧。” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” ...... …… Now, the meals and snacks of prince have not arrived, some Wang Ling headaches return bedrooms. Passing through the gate time saw that two clams are lying on the ground, is grasping a pen with the dog's paw, crooked is drawing anything in the diary. 现在,王家的饭点还没到,王令有些头疼的回到卧室。一进门的时候就看到二蛤正趴在地上,用狗爪子握着一只笔,歪歪扭扭的在日记本上画着什么。 Wang Ling discovered, since two clams are forced to turn into the dog after the Yuan god shape, its attitude resistance from the beginning had what is deliberately bad accepted the reality until now gradually, had had 180 degrees big transformation. Obviously, this goods have started now in the life of adaptation human. 王令发现自从二蛤从元神形态被迫变成狗以后,其态度从一开始的抗拒有何自暴自弃到如今渐渐接受现实,已经发生了一百八十度的大转变。很显然,现在这货已经开始在适应人类的生活。 Grasps the pen is not very convenient with the dog's paw, even two clams use the spirit strength to help itself dredge the meridians, making the dog's paw use more flexible. However because of the reason of physiological structure, is still makes two clams feel extremely strenuously. Two clams want to practice calligraphy in the diary, but after one deliberately considers, is the decision first through the simple drawing, under exercise uses adept of pen. 用狗爪子握笔很不方便,即便二蛤利用灵力帮助自己疏通经络,让狗爪子使用起来更加灵活。然而因为生理构造的缘故,依然是让二蛤感到极其吃力。原本二蛤是想在日记本上练字的,但一番寻思过后,还是决定先通过简单的绘画,来锻炼下自己用笔的娴熟度。 From afternoon time, two clams have been practicing, in the trash can piles up with the waste manuscript that had not completed. 从下午的时候,二蛤就一直在练习,垃圾桶里堆满了未完成的废稿。 Wang Ling looked at the pains of two clams to practice for several hours, the painting that finally completed, made own appraisal: Although the line is still not smooth, the picture as before with hitting mosaic resulted in roughly, but from two geometrical compositions of circles and in several triangles, Wang Ling can see vaguely, two clam pictures should be a sparrow. 王令看了看二蛤的苦心练习了几个小时,最终完成的画作,作出了自己的评价:虽然线条依旧不流畅,画面依旧跟打了马赛克似得粗糙,但是从两个圆和几个三角的几何构图上,王令还是能依稀看出,二蛤画的应该是只麻雀。 As a dog, the dog that can paint pictures, this is not very easy...... 作为一只狗,一只会画画的狗,这已经很不容易了…… Wang Ling touched the dog heads of two clams, thought that this he did not go to under the circus troupe performance to do work beneath one's ability simply. 王令摸了摸二蛤的狗头,觉得这丫不去马戏团表演下简直是屈才了。 Two clams: „......” This clearly his Ma is the parrot! That only bullies own stupid bird two eggs daily! 二蛤:“……”这分明他玛就是鹦鹉啊！那只天天欺负自己的蠢鸟二蛋！ Wang Ling: „......” Parrot your younger sister! Daily bullies you also to draw her, you are really M! 王令:“……”鹦鹉你妹啊！天天欺负你还画她,你丫果然是个M啊！ A person of dog stared at this abstractionist school bird picture to look at for quite a while, Wang Ling thought that trough of this picture was unable to describe with the language...... 一人一狗盯着这副抽象派鸟画看了半天,王令觉得这张画的槽点已经无法用语言来形容…… At this time, the electronic wrist watch that the Wang Ling feeling succeeded in obtaining shook, unexpectedly accepted after checking a message to prompt in this time. 这个时候,王令感到手上的电子腕表震了一下,居然在这个时间点收到了一条短信提示。 Knows the person who Wang Ling number are not many, Wang Ling doubt opening message, in message brief several characters: Your elder brother, on QQ looks for me! 知道王令号码的人并不多,王令狐疑的打开短信,短信上只有简短的几个字:令兄,上QQ找我！ Does not need to look at the number, Wang Ling is only looked that the title knows this message is who sends in...... throws the thunder Daoist immortal. 都不用看号码,王令光是看称谓就知道这条短信到底是谁发来的了……正是丢雷真君。 After Wang Ling mounts QQ, saw instantaneously loses chat window that the thunder Daoist immortal sends in: The brothers and sisters who „your elder brother, listens to group of said before , do you look for me? Really is sorry, before for my little brother over, went out to handle matters. My that brothers' laboratory made a bastard pounding, I am planning to look for under your sum total, gave me the little brother to have a head together, drew to hit that bastard?” 王令登上QQ以后,瞬间就看到了丢雷真君发来的聊天窗口:“令兄,听群里的兄弟姐妹说之前你找我？真是抱歉哈,之前为我的一个小兄弟出头,外出办了点事。我那兄弟的实验室让一个混蛋给砸了,我正打算找你合计下,是不是一起给我那位小兄弟出个头,把那个混蛋拉出来打一顿？” „......” Wang Ling sent one skewer of ellipses, proved oneself exist. “……”王令发了一串省略号,证明自己存在。 Then, looks at this skewer of information, fell into for a very long time silent...... 然后,看着这串信息,陷入了久久的沉默…… Obviously, threw the thunder Daoist immortal to be used to oneself this „your elder brother” quiet turn of expression: Matter that „teaches this bastard, we needed further consideration again. In what, does your elder brother have what matter to look for me?” 显然,丢雷真君已经习惯了自己这位“令兄”寡言少语的表达方式:“教训这个混蛋的事儿,我们再从长计议好了。内啥,令兄有啥事儿找我？” Wang Ling silent, then selected in the map storage „stone ghost surface” the picture, transmitted. 王令默了默,然后选中了图库里一张“石鬼面”的图片,发送了出去。 Follows behind the picture, is the writing information that one skewer of Wang Ling hit: „This mask, have you seen?” 跟在图片后面的,则是一串王令打的文字信息:“这个面具,你见过吗？” ...... …… PS- note 1: The bamboo shoots barbecue, a name, analogies with the bamboo clappers spanks...... PS-注一:竹笋烤肉,一种菜名,亦比喻用竹板打屁股……
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