TDLOIK :: Volume #2 石鬼面篇

#82: Remembers the package postal......( in addition)

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Therefore...... this washes the treasure? 所以……自己这是淘到宝了？ The Taichu profound crystal fell along with the meteor from the universe in many situations, the quality of material was very special, the general quality testing method was very difficult to examine this material. And many material business very easy jumbled together the Taichu profound crystal and acquiring understanding of esoteric teachings crystal. 太初玄晶在很多情况下都是伴随着流星从宇宙掉落下来的,质地很特殊,一般的质检手段很难检测出这种物质。并且许多材料商非常容易将太初玄晶和普通玄晶混为一谈。 Like this stone ghost surface, Wang Ling saw that quality testing that the customer service sends in reported that above clear writes this stone ghost surface completes with 75% high-quality profound crystals and 25% elastic resins about the systems. 就像这张石鬼面,王令看到客服发来的那张质检报告,上面明明白白的写着这张石鬼面是用百分之七十五的高级玄晶和百分之二十五的弹性树脂合制完成的。 However the bonus is such an ordinary mask of does not have any function, and in the business does not know in completely the mask included in the situation of Taichu profound crystal ingredient, the selling price took 600 magnificence state currencies. 不过饶是这样一张没有任何功用的普通面具,并且还是在商家完全不知道面具中含有太初玄晶成分的情况下,售价都要六百华国币。 Although Wang Ling knows, these 600 magnificence state currencies bought one actually not to owe with the stone ghost scope of Taichu profound crystal manufacture. But synthesizes oneself one month 1000 pocket money, was a little slightly is eventually expensive. 尽管王令知道,这六百华国币买一张用太初玄晶制作的石鬼面其实并不亏。但综合自己一个月一千块的零用钱,终究还是有点小贵了。 Sees Wang Ling also in hesitant, the customer service trembles the window to Wang Ling: „Fellow Daoist also in?” 见王令还在犹豫,客服给王令发了个抖动窗口:“道友还在吗？” Wang Ling replied a question mark: „?” 王令回复了一个问号:“？” „If the fellow daoist thought that the price is inappropriate, can with us discuss that...... we can definitely sell cheaply. Un, I will certainly not tell the fellow daoist, this mask can bring the misfortune!” “如果道友觉得价格不合适,可以跟我们商量……我们完全可以便宜售卖的。恩,我当然不会跟道友说,这张面具会带来厄运！” Wang Ling: „!?” 王令:“！？” „...... I made a mistake, excuse me. What I want to say that brings the good luck.” “哦……我打错了,不好意思。我想说的是,带来好运。” „......” “……” Whom your his Ma deceives! Can the performing skill again exaggeratingly!? 你他玛骗谁啊！演技能不能再夸张点啊！？ Finally, Wang Ling commented to make the threat with the service difference, the customer service said the truth finally: „Initially, this stone ghost surface bought in mask wholesaler. Because the modeling is quite unique, our bosses like. However since this mask hangs after the store, sales level straight glide of our shop...... our bosses felt, the business of shop received certainly the curse of this stone ghost surface.” 最后,王令用服务差评做威胁,客服终于道出了实话:“当初,这张石鬼面是在面具批发商手里买的。因为造型比较别致,我们老板非常喜欢。不过自从这张面具挂在商铺上以后,我们店的销售水平直线下滑……我们老板觉得,店铺的生意一定是受了这张石鬼面的诅咒。” Wang Ling stared at this stone ghost surface to watch the meeting, besides the modeling was a little unique, poured has not really discovered other anything unusual form. 王令盯着这张石鬼面看了会,除了造型有点别致以外,倒还真没发现其余什么异状。 However has the issue specifically, must wait to take to know. 不过具体有没有问题,要等拿到手才能知道了。 Actually in the Wang Ling essence is very likes finding the person of pleasure. 其实王令本质里还是个挺喜欢找乐子的人。 After all, invincible, is how...... how lonely...... 毕竟,无敌,是多么……多么寂寞…… Saw Wang Ling not to have the news, the customer service was also anxious: „This fellow daoist...... the price is open to discuss, you open a price!” 见王令这边没消息了,客服又急了:“这位道友……价钱好商量,你开个价吧！” Although is doubtful to view Wang Ling of stone ghost surface curse, but saw the stance that the customer service sells like this urgently, Wang Ling felt the matter that the customer service said that will not be mostly false, at least can definitely in the seller buys this only stone Guimian mask after the wholesaler, indeed made many troubles. 虽然对石鬼面诅咒的说法王令半信半疑,不过看到客服这样火急火燎售卖的姿态,王令觉得客服说的事多半不会假,至少可以肯定在卖家从批发商里买到这只石鬼面面具后,的确造成了不少麻烦。 After synthesis consideration, Wang Ling transmitted a number to the customer service...... 综合考量过后,王令向客服发送了一个数字…… The customer service younger sister sees in the chat window appears one alone the five, the whole person is also one startled: „This fellow daoist, you determined that...... do hit a zero a lot?” If 50, the customer service can also understand completely, after all is has cursed the mask, the small advantage sold out even......, but mother! Five dollars! Your his Ma thinks that buys the simple surface!? 客服妹子看到聊天窗口里惊现一个孤零零的五,整个人也是一惊:“这位道友,你确定……自己没有少打一个零？”如果说是五十,客服完全还能理解,毕竟是一个诅咒过的面具,便宜卖掉就算了……但尼玛！五块钱！你他玛以为是买干脆面啊！？ The customer service younger sister waited for five minutes...... to discover in front of the chat window the stingy customer who this iron, still has not changed the mind the meaning, was a little suddenly dejected. 客服妹子在聊天窗口面前足足等了五分钟……发现这位头铁的抠门顾客,依然没有改变心意的意思,顿然间有点心灰意冷。 Naturally, Wang Ling has not gotten out of the way, but is holding the both arms calm free sits is waiting for the reply of customer service younger sister. This move, Wang Ling from Ms. Wang hand study, Ms. Wang window-shopped or did grocery shopping in the past, often uses this move, the killed peddlers are caught off guard. But at this kind of time, compared with is the patience and psychological bearing capacity...... 当然,王令也没有走开,只是抱着双臂淡定自若的坐着等待着客服妹子的回复。这一招,王令是从王妈手里学来的,以往王妈逛街或者买菜的时候,经常使用这一招,杀的小贩们措手不及。而在这种时候,比的就是耐心和心理承受能力…… After confronting for about ten minutes, another side, the customer service younger sister is defeated finally: „Good! Five five! Under the exhausted fellow daoist confirmation receives an address.” 在对峙了将近十分钟后,另一边,客服妹子终于败下阵来:“好吧！五块就五块！劳烦道友确认下收件地址。” Finally, what making the customer service not think, Wang Ling was also silent...... 结果,让客服没想到的是,王令又沉默了…… The customer service younger sister sent a wailing expression to Wang Ling: „Fellow Daoist, should you not renege on a promise?” 客服妹子给王令发了个嚎啕大哭的表情:“道友,你该不是反悔了吧？” Wang Ling silent, typed four characters in the chat window: Remembers hold/container mail. 王令沉默了一下,在聊天窗口敲出了四个字:记得包邮。 Package...... hold/container mail?! Five dollars bought even, but also wanted hold/container mail! The customer service younger sister felt that oneself three views must be renovated, what kind of customer this is, although the customer is God......, but such stingy God, this customer service younger sister first sees seriously. 包……包邮？！五块钱买就算了,还要包邮！客服妹子感到自己的三观都要被刷新了,这到底是个怎样的顾客,虽说顾客就是上帝……但这么抠门的上帝,这位客服妹子当真还是头一回见。 Lying trough! Pit father! Custom service younger sister extremely grief and indignation is thinking...... 卧槽！坑爹啊！客服妹子心里万分悲愤的想着…… ...... …… ...... …… Begins school third week Saturday, close to 5 : 00 pm. 开学第三周周六,临近傍晚 5 点时分。 Wang Ling felt own today did many matters, makes up the homework that the gaps and omissions knowledge node, did leaked does, to smash one...... just in online to buy the mask to the underground laboratory that oneself plan to conspire while convenient, Wang Ling thought that put down a matter finally. Then waited for that strange stone ghost surface Shunfeng package to post to be good. 王令觉得自己今天做了不少事,补上了缺漏的知识点、完成了漏做的作业、还顺便捣毁了一个对自己欲图图谋不轨的地下实验室……刚刚在网上才买完了面具,王令觉得心中总算又放下了一件事。接着就等着那副古怪的石鬼面顺丰包邮过来就好了。 Such day is very indeed substantial, but always makes Wang Ling have to plant very tired feeling...... 这样的日子的确挺充实的,但总让王令有种很累的感觉…… Here, king the father and fierce moe moe at the small meeting, are still carrying out some detail plots of new book to display their wisdom and bravery together. Another side, Ms. Wang also arrives at two buildings, knocked the Wang Ling door: „Son pounds, prepares! Changes commander commander clothes, in the evening we go out to eat at a restaurant.” 这边,王爸和烈萌萌还在开着小会,一起落实新书的一些细节剧情斗智斗勇。另一边,王妈也是来到二楼,敲了敲王令的房门:“儿砸,准备一下哦！换一身帅帅的衣服,晚上咱们出去下馆子。” Wang Ling: „......” Eats at a restaurant? 王令:“……”下馆子？ In the Wang Ling cognition, by the family tradition of prince, rarely has the custom of eating at a restaurant. More because of the Wang Ling reason. king father Ms. Wang is worried to bring Wang Ling to go out very much to eat at a restaurant will make the trouble to the hotel, the number of times that therefore the prince dines out throughout the year endures in the spring tour and autumn outing compared with school. Generally only then the day of the new year or the Wang Ling birthday, king father Ms. Wang meets massive hemorrhage one time, bringing Wang Ling to rub one well. But in usually, must go to the hotel to eat meal suddenly, Wang Ling knows that which relative most likely (80%) were comes. 在王令的认知里,以王家的家风来看,很少有下馆子的习惯。更多的则是因为王令的缘故。王爸王妈很担心带着王令出去下馆子会给饭店添乱子,所以王家一年四季外出吃饭的次数堪比学校里的春游和秋游。一般只有在过新年或者王令那天,王爸王妈才会大出血一次,带王令去搓一顿好的。而在平时,突然要去饭店吃饭,王令知道八成又是哪位亲戚来了。 Facts showed that premonition of Wang Ling right. 事实证明,王令的预感没错。 Approximately after a half hour, Wang Ling with the spirit knowledge sensation, nearby desolated person of prince short separation resort entrance, an old man was pedalling the tricycle, rides toward the villa entrance. 大约在半个小时过后,王令用灵识感知到,原本附近荒芜一人的王家小别墅门口,一个老头蹬着三轮车,吱呀吱呀地往别墅门口骑。 Old gentleman's physique a little slightly fat, rides appearance that the tricycle seems to be a little using energy, the head wears the old style black cloth skull cap, the body wears a black cloth jacket, deep azure cotton-padded gown, from tricycle the time step somewhat limps, Wang Ling his will not for fear that pay attention to fall. 老爷子的体格有点微胖,骑着三轮车似乎有点费劲的样子,头上戴着老式的黑布小帽,身上穿着一件黑布马褂,深青色棉袍,从三轮车上下来的时候步履有些蹒跚,王令生怕他一个不留神就会跌到。 The old gentleman partly is squatting, double is hand-held the knee, breathed several tones, beat beat own shoulder, moved under the physique. Slowly then arrives at behind the tricycle, unties the string, finally raised covered that piece of plain white cloth on tricycle. On the tricycle installed an apple of vehicle unexpectedly fully...... 老爷子半蹲着,双手扶着膝盖,喘了几口气,捶了捶自己的肩,活动了下筋骨。然后慢慢来到三轮车后边,把绳子解开,最后掀起了盖在三轮车上的那片白布。三轮车上竟然满满地装了一车子的苹果…… Ms. Wang received the clothes in the villa entrance, the vision sees to appear in the entrance slightly fat form, moves forward to meet somebody hastily: „Yo, father! Did you ride the tricycle to come? You give to telephone actually, I make king burnt/anxious meet you!” 王妈原本在别墅门口收衣服,目光看到出现在门口的微胖身影,连忙迎了上去:“诶呦,爸！你怎么自己骑着三轮车就来了？您倒是给打个电话啊,我让王焦去接你！” Old Master king touches the head: „...... king burnt/anxious? Who king burnt/anxious is......” 王老爷子摸了摸脑袋:“……王焦？王焦是谁……” „king burnt/anxious is your son......” “王焦是您儿子……” Ms. Wang sighed, old gentleman's senile dementia suddenly came, was really more and more against carelessly against. 王妈内心叹了口气,老爷子的老年痴呆说来就来,真是越来越防不慎防了。 „! Right! My son!” “哦！对！我儿子！” Old Master king taps the head, referred to the following apple: „I also there is a grandson called startled? In anything, this car(riage) orange, is I gives my grandson belt/bring, you remember that receives......” 王老爷子一拍脑袋,指了指后面的苹果:“我是不是还有个孙子叫惊柯？内啥,这车橙子,是我给我孙子带的,你记得收一下……” Ms. Wang: „......” 王妈:“……” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……”
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