In order to maintain oneself low-key style in chat group, the internet head picture that the Wang Ling choice uses is actually old-fashioned, that was one holds in the mouth the smoke to wear the black hat, the man who the skin must surpass the evildoer/monstrous talent white/in vain, on the head picture also adds one to filter the mirror classically. 为了保持自己在聊天群里的低调风格,王令选择用的上网头像其实非常老派,那是一个叼着烟戴着黑色帽子,皮肤白得赛过妖孽的男人,头像上还加了一层古典滤镜。 According to the present historical development vision in looks, this is a non- mainstream...... 按照现在的时代发展眼光上看,这就是个非主流…… Wang Ling held breath cold air...... he to think that oneself is low-key enough, has not thought or brought to the attention of General changed/easy. 王令倒吸了一口凉气……他以为自己已经足够低调了,没想到还是引起了易将军的注意。 First, Wang Ling felt own thorough misjudging. 头一回,王令觉得自己彻彻底底的失算了。 He guarded against so many people, but ten thousand have not thought of most this person of guarding in the side. 他提防了这么多人,但万没想到最该提防的人就在身边。 Moreover, keen of General changed/easy, it can be said that exceeded the imagination of Wang Ling completely. 而且,易将军的敏锐,可以说是完全超出了王令的想象。 „Old man is interested in this person, starts from the head picture purely.” General changed/easy pinched own small beard saying: „Has after below friend circle likes camouflaging the status sexually harasses the friend of younger generation much, the way that they use is similar, chooses a head picture that seems like the quite silly fork matches one hear again is the net ID of silly fork conceals own status.” “老夫之所以对此人感兴趣,纯粹就是从头像开始的。”易将军捏了捏自己的小胡子道:“在下的朋友圈里有不少喜欢伪装身份以后去调戏晚辈的朋友,他们用的路数都差不多,就是选个看上去比较傻叉的头像再配个一听就是个傻叉的网名来掩饰自己的身份。” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” General changed/easy: „This considers the old man to give your life small general knowledge. Later if you access the net, judges others' status depending on the head picture and net ID. Perhaps these people in the back is a side big shot also perhaps. For example I had given a name before, called: The flower opens the unbeaten dot elder brother's stance.” 易将军:“这就当是老夫交给你的生活小常识吧。以后你要是上网,千万不要光凭着头像和网名就判断别人的身份。也许这些人背地里都是一方大佬也说不定。比如我之前就起过一个名字,叫:花开不败丶哥的姿态。” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” „The person who if sees the doubtful big shot, first do not worry to flatter, this will instead play the counter-effect.” “如果见到疑似大佬的人,先别着急讨好,这样反而会起到反效果。” General changed/easy very earnest saying: „In this case, the most ideal method is...... first gives silently the member of sufficient ten dollar first!” 易将军非常认真的说道:“在这种情况下,最理想的方法就是……先给默默充个十块钱的会员先！” „......” “……” After about ten minutes, the words sound that General changed/easy talked endlessly subsided finally. 大约十分钟过后,易将军喋喋不休的话语声终于平息。 „Do not shut out me to be wordy, the old man teaches you are the human relations skill that the modern age cultivates true virtue. So long as can firmly grasp this skill, flying upwards to become an immortal is not the dream.” General changed/easy said: „Like before, the old man knew a younger generation surnamed Song, bewildered infiltrated one to cultivate true virtue the chat group, the boundary progressed by leaps and bounds in just five months, is reborn. Therefore these are not the old man make up wild stories, all has the case!” “你不要嫌弃我啰嗦,老夫教你的都是现代修真的交际技巧。只要能牢牢把握这种技巧,飞升成仙不是梦。”易将军道:“像之前,老夫就知道一个姓宋的晚辈,莫名其妙的混进了一个修真聊天群,在短短五个月的时间里境界突飞猛进,脱胎换骨。所以这些都不是老夫胡诌的,全都是有案例的！” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” The topic ended, in the underground space instantaneous is silent. 话题结束,地下空间里瞬间沉默下来。 Long time is speechless...... 良久无语…… Finally General changed/easy breaks silence: „I had felt that demon could not a little have repressed, turns around soon to start. Later so long as we start five lines of big smoothly, can guarantee that this demon is unable to flee with any other magic weapons, boils the method of frog to consume him with the lukewarm water!” 最终还是易将军打破沉寂:“我已经感觉到那魔头已经有点按耐不住了,转身阵即将启动。之后只要我们顺利发动五行大阵,就可以保证这魔头无法用任何其余法宝逃离,用温水煮青蛙的方法耗死他！” „......” Wang Ling startled. “……”王令又惊了。 The lukewarm water boils the frog...... 温水煮青蛙…… This General changed/easy unexpectedly attacking the ways and means of old demon, wants to result in one hair to be the same with him! 这个易将军居然连攻击老魔头的方式方法,都和他想得一毛一样！ „Before the old man and No. hundred teacher set agreement that falls the cup is the number, so long as the old man falls the cup, so long as they hear, acts immediately simultaneously.” “之前老夫与外界的百号教官定下了摔杯为号的约定,只要老夫一摔杯,他们只要听到,就会立刻同时行动了。” Why does not know, speaking of this falls cup of actions, General changed/easy on the calm face exuded unexpectedly some slightly red, appeared some excited: „Like this inspirations of falling cup of actions, said the Cailian honorable person in that chat group to my inspiration......” 不知道为什么,说到这个摔杯行动,易将军波澜不惊的脸上居然泛起了一些微红,显得有一些兴奋:“像这个摔杯行动的灵感,说起来还是那聊天群里的彩莲真人给我的启发……” Wang Ling is looking at General changed/easy, fixes one's gaze on to think deeply. Now all plans show, the old demon is wrapped completely, if the plan of General changed/easy smoothly launches, this cultivates the demon who the country makes everyone be awed at the sight and be panic at the news in magnificent, will mark the life final period today. 王令望着易将军,凝眸深思。现在所有的计划都显示,老魔头已是完全中了套了,如果易将军的计划顺利展开,这位在华修国让人人望而生畏、闻风丧胆的魔头,在今天就会画上自己人生最后的句号。 However, will the plan really be conducted smoothly? 但是,计划真的会这么顺利进行么？ ...... …… ...... …… Another side underground space, before all strategies operated the preparation matters concerned to end. 另一边的地下空间,所有阵法运作前的准备事宜都已经结束。 Now so long as injects the sufficient spirit strength in the strategy, initiates the strategy, this turning around technique can actuate the strategy to start smoothly. 现在只要在阵法中注入足够的灵力,启动阵法,这门转身术就能驱动阵法顺利发动了。 However before this last, the old demon hesitated, he stands before the strategy the chin is thinking, has not begun. 不过就是在这最后一步前,老魔头犹豫了,他站在阵法前端着下巴思索着,迟迟没有动手。 In stone Guimian, the river current moon/month inquired: „Demon your father how?” 石鬼面中,江流月提问道:“魔尊大人怎么了？” The old demon cannot bear knit the brows: „This place feels as if a little not right......” 老魔头忍不住皱皱眉:“本座觉得似乎有一点不对劲……” First, he discovered that the gate of different has not smoothly descended, before he in the wholly-absorbed arrangement strategy, had not lost concentration to care that the gate of that different had what situation. 首先,他发现异界之门并没有顺利降落下来,之前他在专心布置阵法,并没有分神去关心那异界之门出现了什么情况。 Only what the old demon is certain, in this microcosm without founding a country ten will get together of jointly closing, will be some people cannot close the front door depending on one's effort absolutely...... 老魔头唯一可以肯定的是,这小世界里在没有开国十将齐聚联手关门的情况下,是绝对不会有人可以凭一己之力关上大门的…… Therefore he situation of gate of different, sums up insufficient in the monster strength on. 所以他把异界之门的情况,归结在妖力不足上。 But oneself before was one offers sacrifices ten demon spirit that refine the empty time, was this monster strength how insufficient? 但自己之前可是一件献祭掉了十个炼虚期的魔灵啊,怎么这妖力还是不够？ The innermost feelings of old demon now are very puzzled...... 老魔头的内心现在很是纠结…… But besides this matter, the present all was too smooth. 而除了这件事以外,现在的一切都太顺利了。 From entering the microcosm starts, the say/way opens the underground space arrangement strategy again, unexpectedly does not have the slight obstruction. 从进入小世界开始,再道开辟地下空间布置阵法,居然没有丝毫的阻挠。 „You do not know, before this, actually by own wife pit over, then situation also and present is a little similar. At that time this place put in order to prepare to organize the melon skin army to seize magnificence Xiuguo the country palace to come, but has not thought that easy Jianchuan that old man to cause the Empty Fortress Stratagem to this place, making the army flash of this place be annihilated.” “你不知道,本座以前其实被自家媳妇坑过一回,当时的情况也和现在有点相似。当时本座整准备组织瓜皮军去占领华修国国宫来着,但没想到易剑川那老头给本座使了个空城计,令本座的大军一瞬间全军覆没。” The old demon knits the brows saying: „Actually before attacking a city, this place had discovered some traces, plan to cancel the plan. But that silly wife in this place, actually wants this place to give it all obstinately, finally makes this in an extremely difficult situation.” 老魔头皱眉说道:“其实在攻城之前,本座就已经发现了一些蛛丝马迹,打算取消计划。可本座的那傻媳妇,却愣是要本座放手一搏,最后弄得本座狼狈不堪。” The river current moon/month is also one startled: „......, therefore demon your father felt, this is a bureau?” 江流月也是一惊:“……所以魔尊大人觉得,这是个局？” „Very likely.” “极有可能。” The old demon said: „Like former that attacking a city, to attacking Miyanomae, all plans smoothly launched. No knocks to stumble. But these so...... had/left time an accident/surprise except for the gate of different unexpectedly similarly, other development trends were too smooth. This is the microcosm that easy Jianchuan that old man to arrange, he knows the whole story to this place, I infiltrate the microcosm is so long, doesn't he actually have an action?” 老魔头说道:“像之前那场攻城事件,到攻打国宫之前,所有的计划都是顺利展开的。没有一丝磕绊。而这一次居然同样是如此……除了异界之门出了点意外,其余的发展走势都太顺利了。这是易剑川那老头布置出的小世界,他对本座知根知底,我混进小世界这么久,他竟然没有一丝行动？” „Moreover now wants to come carefully, way some that this skeleton obtains are extremely also easy, with gives this preparation beforehand seems......” “而且现在细细想来,这具骨架得到的方式也有些太过容易,就跟事先给本座准备好似得……” River current moon/month: „Can be demon your father wants?” 江流月:“会不会是魔尊大人想多了？” The vision stared at front the antiquity of this illumination to be able greatly the skeleton, the old demon sighed slightly: „Hope so...... outside that hundred people, making me feel anxious. If they arrange big law jointly, even this place was still very difficult to escape.” 目光凝视着面前这具发光的上古大能骨架,老魔头微微叹了口气:“希望如此吧……不过外面那百来号人,让我觉得不安。如果他们联手布置大法阵,就算是本座也很难逃脱了。” The river current moon/month shakes the head: „Younger generation thought that demon your father wants to be many, demon your father is away from the complete rebirth, only misses the last step. So long as taking advantage of the body rebirth, asked this world who can do to demon your father?” 江流月摇摇头:“晚辈觉得魔尊大人想多了,魔尊大人距离完全重生,只差最后一步。只要借体重生,试问这世间谁能奈何的了魔尊大人？” The old demon pondered on the words of this river current moon/month carefully, finally nods: „Also is...... in the riches and honor danger strives, actually this place seemed a little the fraught with uncertainty.” 老魔头就这江流月的话仔细思考了下,最后还是点了点头:“也是……富贵险中求,倒是本座看上去有点畏首畏尾了。” The words saying, the fingertip of old demon is pregnant to give birth together miraculous, a vigorous spirit strength spreads, covers above that skeleton. 话说之间,老魔头的指尖孕生出一道灵光,一股蓬勃的灵力蔓延开来,笼罩在那具骨架之上。 Turning around strategy, in light of this start. 转身阵法,就此启动。 ...... …… ...... …… Meanwhile, in another underground space, General changed/easy almost receives the signal that the old demon strategy started instantaneously. 与此同时,另一头的地下空间中,易将军几乎是瞬间接收到了老魔头阵法启动的信号。 „More than 1000 years...... the old man in the thunder that in the palm sword laid down is really this victory and defeat key! On the other hand, have you listened to...... the gate of destiny stone?” General changed/easy is sighing, is looking at Wang Ling. “一千多年了……老夫在掌心剑里埋下的雷果然是这场胜负的关键！话说回来,你听过……命运石之门么？”易将军叹息着,望着王令。 Wang Ling is astonished, he read from the old book, this was one leaf may the free shuttle in the past the door of reset time line. 王令讶异,他从古籍上读到过,这是一扇可自由穿梭过去重置时间线的门扉。 Has not thought to cope with the old demon, magnificence Xiuguo did offer a sacrifice to such trump card unexpectedly? 没想到为了对付老魔头,华修国竟然祭出了这样的杀手锏？ However Wang Ling also has finds it strange, because before the legend is very long, the gate of this destiny stone was repaired the country founding a country first ancestor by magnificent to the seal...... without first ancestor, how this unties the seal? 不过王令也有一些觉得奇怪,因为传说很久之前,这道命运石之门就被华修国开国始祖给封印了……在没有始祖的情况下,这是怎么解开封印的？ „Initially, for monitoring that demon chip returned to the past, but consumed many methods.” At this point, the vision of General changed/easy instantaneously becomes serious. “当初,为了把监控那魔头晶片送回过去,可是耗费了不少手段。”说到这里,易将军的目光瞬间变得严肃起来。 Wang Ling is also knitting the brows, is looking at a direction, he felt the spirit strength fluctuation of there difference. 王令也皱着眉,望着一个方向,他感觉到了那里异样的灵力波动。 Can start? 要开始了吗？ „The present was the time falls the cup, the final draw in a net planned......” General changed/easy to narrow the eye, later extended the right hand to insert in own front piece, finally pulled out a long string pink bra, flung layer on layer/heavily on the ground. “现在是时候摔杯了,最后的收网计划到了……”易将军眯了眯眼,随后伸出右手插进了自己的衣襟里,最后拉出了一长串粉红色的文胸,重重甩在了地上。 Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” God tm falls the cup is the number! 神tm摔杯为号！ Originally falls covers the cup!? 原来摔得是罩杯吗！？ Wait! 等等！ Why in your front piece will have a bra!? 为什么你的衣襟里会有个文胸啊！？