On June 1, began school sixth week Tuesday. 6月1日,开学第六周周二。 On this day was the children's day, Wang Ling went to school on the discovery street were happen to many much bear child, because the children's day had a vacation. 这天正好是儿童节,王令上学的时候发现街上多了不少因为儿童节放假的熊孩子。 In the morning arrives in the class time, two egg Grandmasters have copied the homework, then started to sit there western-style clothing was tracing the beard, started to sigh age is unforgiving: „...... Yeah, old! Old! Even the children's day did not have! You know that according to the latest age of cultivating true virtue UN promulgating delimits the chronometer, our ages...... had marched into the mid-life crisis!” 早上来到班里的时候,二蛋大师已经抄完了作业,然后开始坐在那里洋装着摸了把胡子,开始感叹岁月不饶人了:“……哎,老了啊！老了啊！连儿童节都没有了！你们知道吗,根据修真联合国颁布的最新年龄划分表,我们这个年纪……已经步入了中年危机！” Time at this point, the Chen Chao inexplicable start is somewhat moved. He thought that oneself is actually very long is the sunlight, is not very old mannish. Because wallows in the reason of fitness and movement daily, but also has a shank meat that makes the male students envy. 说到这里的时候,陈超莫名的开始有些伤感。他觉得自己其实长得还是挺阳光的,并不是很老气。因为日常沉迷于健身和运动的缘故,还有着一身让男生们羡慕的腱子肉。 The sexy muscle and line, will give a male student to award marks in the makings! 性感的肌肉和线条,会给一个男生在气质上加分！ However even so, takes the subway this morning time, he was shouted one by a 4 or 5-year-old lovable little shota: Uncle! 不过即便如此,今天早上坐地铁的时候,他还是被一名四五岁的可爱小正太喊了一声:叔叔！ Uncle...... uncle...... 叔……叔…… At that time, Chen Chao innermost feelings just like like a sudden thunderclap. The whole person was been burnt by the electricity! 当时,陈超的内心犹如五雷轰顶。整个人都被电焦了！ This feeling is just like the girlfriend to grab your front piece, asked whom seriously yourself and your mother fall into the water this/should first to save to be equally bad simultaneously! Uncle your younger sister! At least...... must call the Elder Brother is right! 这种感觉就好比女朋友抓着你的衣襟,一本正经的问你自己和你妈同时掉进水里该先救谁一样糟糕！叔叔你妹啊！最起码……也得叫哥哥才对啊！ After Chen Chao responded, he felt this analogy not too appropriate...... 而在陈超反应过来后,他又觉得这个比喻不太恰当…… Because, he simply does not have the girlfriend! 因为,他根本没有女朋友！ Therefore, this...... 于是,就这样…… Thinks already „agedly” mid-life crisis two people of groups- Chen Chao and two egg Grandmasters, for this matter while still alive depressed a morning. 自认为已经“老态龙钟”的中年危机二人组-陈超与二蛋大师,为这件事活活郁闷了一个上午。 But speaking of a matter of Chen Chao muscle, Wang Ling also touched own abdomen quietly. 而说到陈超一身肌肉的事儿,王令也悄悄的摸了摸自己的小肚子。 Graciousness...... soft, very willowy. 恩……软软的,很有弹性。 Wang Ling analyzes the reason that under the belly put on weight. 王令分析了下自己肚子长肉的原因。 Mainly is because the simple surface of old gentleman's south belt/bring limited edition beef ramen taste from Tianhe was too delicious! He could not bear eat one box one night...... 主要就是因为老爷子从天河之南带的限量版牛肉拉面口味的干脆面实在太好吃了！他一天晚上忍不住吃了一箱…… But this, has not controlled, paid price! 而这,就是没有节制,付出的代价！ But the present many young people did not understand limited...... Wang Ling felt, actually oneself is a model. 可现在的很多年轻人是不懂得节制的……王令觉得,其实自己就是个典型。 He does not need to eat food, but also has the greedy time. 他不需要进食,但也有嘴馋的时候。 The world of glutton, the average person will not understand! 吃货的世界,一般人是不会懂的！ Issue that however Wang Ling does not need to be worried about to put on weight, like the meat that on the body are many, when oneself go back to rub to fall on the reason that good...... this is Wang Ling fat again. 不过王令也不用担心长肉的问题,像身体上多出的肉,等自己回去再撸掉就好了……这就是王令胖不起来的原因。 Gaining weight cannot resist, sometimes will not pay attention to put on weight. 长胖是抵挡不住的,有时候一个不留神就会长肉。 Wang Ling has felt, has two people very similar in the school, and can incorporate into for „cheap person” simultaneously ranks...... 王令一直都觉得,在学校有两种人很相似,并且可以同时划归为“贱人”的行列…… First, tested to say oneself tested pounded study the tyrant. 第一,考完了就说自己考砸了的学霸。 How second is...... promotes itself to eat not the fat thin person daily! 还有第二就是……天天鼓吹自己怎么吃都不胖的瘦子！ ...... …… ...... …… 2 : 00 pm times, originally should be the physical education time, the people prepared to rush to the drill ground to breathe the fresh air. However the sports teacher appeared in a class of entrance, through the expression of this face bitter in suffering and deep in hatred, the people knows immediately today's physical education most likely (80%) also did not have! 这天下午二点的时候,本来应该是体育课的时间,众人准备奔向操场去呼吸一下新鲜空气。然而体育老师却自己出现在了班门口,通过这一脸苦大仇深的表情,众人立刻知道今天的体育课八成又没了！ The chemical division of Teacher Pan, the English course of Teacher Han Meimei, the mathematics courses of Teacher land Ziming...... these classes no one dares to wrest away, but once in the school has what school anniversary, taken overwhelming majorities are the physical education time. 潘老师的化学课,韩梅梅老师的英语课,陆子明老师的数学课……这些课没人敢霸占,而学校里一旦有什么校庆活动,占用的绝大多数都是体育课的时间。 Therefore in the school, first unlucky person absolutely is the sports teacher! 所以在学校,最先倒霉的人绝对是体育老师！ Sports teacher leaf Han, a blonde natural volume, is long actually tall and sturdy. Moreover Wang Ling through the read memory also knows that Teacher leaf has a special hobby, likes clamping a towel in the legs, then grasps an end to rub repeatedly back and forth. It is said this move is legend the becoming famous style in father of Herrington's sports philosophy, has the strong physique, maintains the wonderful effectiveness of blood vessel circulation! 体育老师叶晗,一头金发天然卷,长得倒是人高马大的。而且王令通过读取记忆还知道叶老师有个特殊的爱好,就是喜欢把一条毛巾夹在腿中间,然后一手持一端反复来回摩擦。据说这一招是传说中的体育哲学之父海灵顿的成名招式,有着强健筋骨,保持血管流通的神效！ Teacher leaf has been usually low-key in the school. Never struggles the class...... to want usefully with other teachers to the physical education place, looking for him was right! This so-called, the honest and good-natured person is always easy to be bullied...... 叶老师平时在学校的时候一直相当低调。从不和其余老师争课……只要有用到体育课的地方,找他就对了！这就是所谓的,老实人总是容易被欺负…… In 60 received the advertisement of membrane immortal fort, Principal Chen had assigned the duty, must make various class of teachers in charge broadcast the course video to promote to the membrane immortal fort in the class. 六十中收了膜仙堡的广告,陈校长交代过任务,要让各班班主任在课上播放讲座视频给膜仙堡推广。 By the individuality of Teacher Pan, is not certainly willing to take own class hour. Therefore...... Teacher leaf had bad luck. 以潘老师的个性,当然不愿意占用自己的课时。所以……叶老师就倒霉了。 Teacher leaf stands on the platform, somewhat helpless put down the blue notebook on hand, today plans the class children measure one next kilometer...... has not run in for ten seconds, does not pass an examination entirely! 叶老师站在讲台上,有些无奈的放下了手上的蓝本本,今天原本是打算给班里的孩子们测一下一千米的……没跑进十秒以内,统统不及格！ The first year Class 3 altogether on 15 students, measures one completely fundamentally in less than a lot of time, however Teacher Pan found himself, asking oneself to broadcast the education talk video in the physical education by „membrane immortal fort” being provided. 高一三班一共就十五个学生,全部测一遍根本用不了很多时间,然而潘老师还是找到了自己,拜托自己一定要在体育课上播放一段由“膜仙堡”提供的教育讲座视频。 „Schoolmates, you must understand the teacher, I am also very helpless.” “同学们,你们要理解老师,我也很无奈啊。” Teacher leaf is complaining on the platform, the male students are complaining under the platform......, only then a Li Xuanjing person face indifferent seized the chance to pull out the going home work, brushed rapidly. 叶老师在讲台上抱怨着,男生们在讲台下抱怨着……只有李玄静一个人一脸漠然的趁机掏出了回家作业,迅速刷了起来。 This is on vacation from school each time, Li Xuanjing does not have the reason that the work goes home, because in the time of attending class, he finished the homework completely! 这就是每次放学的时候,李玄静不带作业回家的原因,因为在上课的时间,他就把作业全部做完了！ Teacher leaf broadcast the membrane immortal fort so-called education video with the projecting apparatus of classroom, this is a program that is similar to the education talk. Private teaches the program repertoire of organization to this kind, fellow elite class scholars present have been the heart such as the bright mirror...... likely this program, putting the program intermediate stage or is the final several minutes, will start to promote the peripheral product of organization absolutely. 叶老师用教室的投影仪播放了膜仙堡所谓的教育视频,这是一个类似于教育讲座的节目。对这类私教机构的节目套路,在座的各位精英班学子早已是心如明镜……像这种节目,放到节目中期或者是最后几分钟,绝对会开始推广机构的周边产品。 But just as expected, the program to the stage of last act, the female host sudden clear and resonant voice on stage said: „Then, making us come the applause to welcome the learn/study chief from membrane immortal fort, comes to recommend a model of learn/study complementary product for us.” 而果然不出所料,节目到了尾声的阶段,台上的女主持突然朗声说道:“接下来,让我们来掌声欢迎来自膜仙堡的学习大队长,来为我们推荐一款学习辅助产品。” In the picture presented on a shoulder to leave the fatty who five bars are symbolizing, wanted to be sturdier than two egg Grandmasters by the build only, undistinguished appearance, but this fatty everyone knew!- This was the foremost person in the field of last year college entrance examination, with 197,000 ultra-high scores, was admitted to Patrick Tam who 211 cultivated true virtue the key well-known colleges and universities directly! The people deliver the nickname, five bar chiefs! 画面中出现了一位肩膀上别着五道杠标志的胖子,单论体型比二蛋大师都要粗壮一些,其貌不扬,可偏偏这位胖子大伙都认识！-这是去年高考的状元,直接以十九万七的超高分数,考入了211修真重点名校的谭家明！人送外号,五道杠大队长！ Then news media all were hiss one piece, because this person obtained the public assistance 3 ultra miracle cures directly! The entire 3 ultra miracle cures, this absolutely is the god general subsidy treatment. Moreover it is said that this chief only took, has broken through to gold/metal pill in the middle period of...... 当时的新闻媒体皆是嘘声一片,因为此人直接得到了政府补助的三颗超灵丹！整整三颗超灵丹,这绝对是神一般的补助待遇。而且据说,这位大队长只服用了其中一颗,就已经突破至金丹中期了…… The chief stands on the platform, is sharing the behavior learn/study secret, then in his hand the miraculous glow flashes, changed one bottle of liquid medicines, then pinched with two fingers was comparing big scissors to the lens: „It! Membrane immortal water! Is my learn/study secret!” 大队长站在讲台上,分享着自己所为的学习秘密,然后他手上灵光一闪,变出了一瓶药水,然后用两指捏着对着镜头比了一个大大的剪刀手:“它！膜仙水！就是我的学习秘诀！” Wang Ling knows immediately, this he absolutely is that bottle of variation liquid medicines! Moreover, Wang Ling catches the eye looked, he discovered with amazement...... this liquid medicines improved unexpectedly! Before this color, clearly swarthy, now unexpectedly is seven color! 王令立刻知道,这丫绝对就是那瓶变异药水！而且,王令抬眼一看,他惊讶的发现……这药水居然改良了！这颜色之前分明还是黑不溜秋的,现在居然是七彩的了！ Moreover what is most terrifying, after following close on the chief is selling, the female management on platform showed one, by the joint appraisal proof of four experts! 而且最恐怖的是,在紧跟着大队长推销以后,讲台上的女主持出示了一张,由四位专家的联合鉴定证明！ This is in the legend, four experts who assume the healthy product pharmaceutical industry highly respected person rank! 这是传说中,坐镇保健品药业泰山北斗级别的四位专家！ Hundred change highly skilled doctor Liu Hongbin...... 百变神医刘洪滨…… Saccharorrhea outstandingly skilled Li Chiming...... 糖尿圣手李炽明…… Rheumatism supreme Wang Zhijin...... 风湿至尊王志金…… Kidney empty medicine emperor Gao Zhenzhong...... 肾虚药帝高振中…… Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” (), Various types of novels, no matter what you watch (),各种小说任你观看