TDLOIK :: Volume #2 石鬼面篇

#123: Like father like son


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All had finished, ten Saint events come to the end. 一切已经结束,十圣事件告一段落。 To the membrane immortal fort, ten Saints should be the strongest lineups that they can take at present make a move, now the buckle two senior generals do not say, now also faces at any time is decided retiring rivers and lakes the danger of three sages instigation. 对膜仙堡而言,十圣应该是他们目前能拿得出手的最强阵容,现在先后折损了两员大将不说,现在还随时面临着被决定退隐江湖的三圣策反的危险。 Some time, to organize a wave of large-scale event to capture stone Guimian not too to be obviously possible again. 在一段时间内,要想再组织一波大规模活动夺取石鬼面显然是不太可能了。 But throws the thunder Daoist immortal to be able while these days , to continue the whereabout of delicious seeking mask maker. 而丢雷真君就可以趁着这段时间,继续美滋滋的寻找面具制作者的下落。 Wang Ling takes back clone, the main body on the road of going home, had felt that psychic force that disperses returned, making Wang Ling gloomy an all day mood be good immediately much. 王令收回分身的时候,本体已经在回家的路上了,感觉到分散出去的那股精神力回归,让王令阴郁了一整天的心情顿时好了不少。 Wang Ling thought that this is the big drawback of big clone technique, to him, clone that disperses what is not pure is only an energy. In this energy contained too many things, contained the boundary strength and mood......, therefore generally, Wang Ling always avoids using the big clone technique. Because this technique law will only make his facial paralysis face the facial paralysis. 王令觉得这是大分身术的一大弊端,对他而言,分散出去的分身并不单纯的只是一股能量而已。这股能量中包含了太多东西,包含了境界实力以及心情……所以在一般情况下,王令总是避免施展大分身术。因为这门术法只会让他原本面瘫的脸变得更加面瘫而已。 The family/home time that Wang Ling returns to discovered in the family/home to be many today a person, even without the spirit knowledge sensation, Wang Ling also knows that was fierce moe moe comes. Because entrance that vanished to the big white rabbit slipper. This is king the father to the exclusive slipper that fierce moe moe prepares. 王令回到的家时候就发现今天家里多了一个人,就算不用灵识感知,王令也知道是烈萌萌来了。因为门口的那对大白兔拖鞋消失了。这是王爸给烈萌萌准备的专属拖鞋。 Today fierce moe moe is gives Old Master king the subsequent visit. 今天烈萌萌是来给王老爷子复诊的。 Before after the family/home has visited Teacher Pan, old gentleman's spirit obviously than in the past was better many, heart knots at heart untied, all also felt relaxed. However king the father a little did not feel relieved, therefore asked fierce moe moe to come the help to have a look, therefore somebody quite impolite running over dined in the name of subsequent visit...... 之前通过家访见过潘老师后,老爷子的精神明显比往常要好了不少,心里的心结解开了,一切也就都释然了。不过王爸还是有点不太放心,所以叫了烈萌萌过来帮忙看看,于是某人就相当不客气的跑过来以复诊的名义来蹭饭了…… On the sofa, the old gentleman is shaking the fierce moe moe's hand, the gratitude of whole face: little Song, this must trouble you!” 沙发上,老爷子握着烈萌萌的手,满脸的感激:“小宋啊,这回又得麻烦你了啊!” This was simple a few words has let fierce moe moe and king father heart calm! Because old gentleman chapter has not been called the name wrong! Depending on this point, fierce moe moe believes that even if the Alzheimer's has not recovered, at least still alleviated much...... 这是简简单单的一句话已经让烈萌萌和王爸心头大定!因为老爷子这回没有把名字叫错!光凭这一点,烈萌萌相信就算老年痴呆症没有痊愈,至少也缓解了不少…… Grandpa king is polite! Below I asked your some questions.” The words saying, fierce moe moe pulls out one stack of papers from the backpack. This is some related Alzheimer's illness appraisal topics that achievements of predecessors moe moe collects, has the right and wrong topic and choice question also to have the brain extreme turn. “王爷爷客气啦!下面我问你一些问题。”话说间,烈萌萌从背包里掏出一沓纸。这是之前烈萌萌搜集到的一些有关老年痴呆症病症的鉴定题,有是非题、选择题还有脑筋急转弯。 Nod that the old gentleman coordinates very much: Good, little Song. You asked!” 老爷子很配合的点头:“好的,小宋。你问吧!” Fierce moe moe: „The first issue, eats the tomato scrambled eggs, you often is the worry this/should first eats the tomato first to eat the egg?” 烈萌萌:“第一个问题,吃西红柿炒蛋的时候,你经常烦恼是该先吃西红柿还是先吃蛋吗?” The old gentleman shakes the head directly. 老爷子直接摇了摇头。 The fierce moe moe record, then asked: Flying in circles and chocolate of flying in circles of taste chocolate taste, which type will you choose?” 烈萌萌记录下了,接着问:“巧克力味的翔和翔味的巧克力,你会选择哪种?” The old gentleman pondered, suddenly asked back: „Does chocolate have the sugar minute/share?” 老爷子思考了下,突然反问道:“巧克力都有糖分吧?” Fierce moe moe nods: Right.” 烈萌萌点点头:“没错。” Old gentleman: My blood sugar is high, both types are unedible.” 老爷子:“那我血糖高,两种都不能吃。” Fierce moe moe: „......” 烈萌萌:“……” Also, how can this issue ask the senior citizen? Currently many senior citizens have the diabetes, this issue is unfriendly!” “还有啊,这种问题怎么能问老年人?现在很多老年人都有糖尿病的,这种问题太不友善了!” „...... That I trade an issue again.” “……那我再换个问题。” Fierce moe moe: Grandpa king, one plus one is equal to two under what situation.” 烈萌萌:“请问王爷爷,一加一在什么情况下等于二。” The old gentleman is staring at fierce moe moe, that look such as regards simply mental handicap: Naturally in calculating to the situation is equal to two! I said that little Song, you can do not use for 30 years ago does the spring late issue test me? Although your Sir was old, but didn't have stupidly very? Your these issues are too old!” 老爷子盯着烈萌萌,那眼神简直如视智障:“当然是在算对的情况下等于二!我说小宋呀,你能不能不要用三十年前春晚的问题来考我呀?你大爷虽然老了,但还没有傻好不?你这些问题都太老啦!” Fierce moe moe: „......” 烈萌萌:“……” The old gentleman stares at fierce moe moe one to interrogate: I discovered in the young people will not view the issue with the long-term vision, you intertwined like little Song in the past option, the behavior of shiftless was incorrect. Can't develop a point to have newly the high issue? The young people will not keep pace with the times, but how also to look for the girlfriend, asks for the girlfriend to like? The words saying that little Song you...... didn't have the girlfriend probably?” 老爷子盯着烈萌萌一阵批斗:“我发现在的年轻人都不会用长远的眼光看待问题,像小宋你这样纠结于过去的选项,不思进取的行为是不对的。就不能开发出一点具有新高度的问题么?年轻人不会与时俱进,还怎么找女朋友,讨女朋友喜欢?话说小宋你……好像还没有女朋友吧?” No...... 没有…… Without the girlfriend...... 没有女朋友…… „......” Fierce moe moe has the impulsion that the type of covering the face tears rush to immediately. “……”烈萌萌顿时有种掩面泪奔的冲动。 But after such as on question and answer, king the father in side can affirm two matters now. 而经过如上的问答,边旁的王爸现在可以肯定两件事。 First, old gentleman's Alzheimer's has cured completely. In the past that tongue split the mouth artillery sentiment Saint of lotus flower to come back...... 第一,老爷子的老年痴呆症已经完全治愈了。当年那个舌绽莲花的嘴炮情圣又回来了…… Second, through just negotiated with Old Master king face-to-face, fierce moe moe this has not tasted the first love honey pure young man's heart, suffered old gentleman unprecedented deeply grieved suddenly/violently to strike...... 第二,通过刚刚与王老爷子面对面的交涉,烈萌萌这颗尚未品尝过初恋蜜糖的纯洁少男之心,遭受到了老爷子一顿史无前例的惨痛暴击…… ...... …… ...... …… Has the dinner, Wang Ling has happen to caught up with «People Righteousness Cultivated true virtue» that begins broadcasting. Small television Wang Ling of bedroom was very long had not used, if because of this first showing small raccoon drawing, Wang Ling did not feel oneself will not untie the dark seal of television for a lifetime. Because of as the matter stands, sweeps the code drawing activity with the wrist watch direct participation program quite the convenience. 吃过晚饭,王令正好赶上了《修真的民义》开播。卧室的小电视王令很久没有用了,如果不是因为这次首映的小浣熊抽奖活动,王令觉得自己一辈子都不会解开电视机的黑暗封印。因为这样一来,用腕表直接参与节目扫码抽奖的活动才会比较方便。 Nowadays, anything can gain through the wrist watch, like television type already the senior citizen product that was eliminated, only then had a look at «Village Love» to Old Master king uses...... 这年头,啥东西都能通过腕表获取到,像电视这种已经被淘汰掉的老年人产品,也就只有给王老爷子看看《乡村爱情》用了…… ...... …… ...... …… May 25 Tuesday in the morning. 5月25日周二清早。 In that morning, the Wang Ling mood was a little sad, because of as the death loyal powder of small raccoon, he in yesterday evening drawing, has not pulled out including an honorable mention! Really aerobic! 这天早上,王令的心情有点沉闷,因为作为小浣熊的死忠粉,他在昨天晚上的抽奖活动上,连一个鼓励奖都没抽到!实在好气! Wang Ling thought that really draws this type of thing , like the equipment strengthening probability of playing the penguin company playing, even 90 strengthened success ratios, continuously will still strengthen the failure...... 王令觉得果然抽奖这种东西,就跟玩企鹅公司游戏的装备强化概率一样,就算有90的强化成功率,依然会不断强化失败…… Wang Ling arrives in the class time, first year Class 3 in the morning Eight Trigrams (gossip) as always. Continued several days of two molds to test the topic, the heat degree is brushed temporarily, was changed to become the new topic domineering high-rank by yesterday's that parents' meeting. 王令来到班里的时候,高一三班早上一如往常的八卦。持续了几天的二模考话题,热度暂时被刷下,改由昨天的那场家长会成为新话题强势上位。 Ancestor of Guo two in the eggs class Eight Trigrams (gossip) shared the following information: I heard that at yesterday's parents' meeting carried out a wave of voting.” 班里的八卦之祖郭二蛋分享了如下情报:“听说,昨天的家长会上搞了一波投票。” Some people asked: What votes?” 有人问:“啥投票啊?” The Guo two eggs replied: Our school must conduct a school activity of class of good singing sound, yesterday Teacher Pan made the guardians offer to volunteer to push the song, voted. Then we must select one in the number of votes first three songs, as the participating song of our class.” 郭二蛋回答:“咱们学校要搞一个班班好歌声的校活动,昨天潘老师让家长们自荐推歌,进行投票。然后我们要在票数前三的歌曲里选出一首,作为我们班的参赛歌。” The words are saying, two egg Grandmasters fling a paper, this was yesterday's Guo father does at the parents' meeting writes down. And a large part of notes take the note to choose the activity about this classes of good singing sound school. 话说着,二蛋大师甩出一张纸,这是昨天郭爸在家长会上做得笔记。其中很大一部分笔记做得记录都是关于这次班班好歌声校选活动的。 Everyone collects to read the note, above clear is displaying following several accepted songs. 大家伙凑上去看着笔记,上面清晰的罗列着如下几首入围歌曲。 Bears the brunt, is «In highest number of votes song Nighttime sky that Li Xuanjing father Li Gouhei recommends Brightest Star»...... 首当其冲的,是李玄静老爸李狗嗨推荐的最高票数歌曲《夜空中最亮的星》…… What number of votes second is Chen Chao father elects «Running» that...... 票数第二的是陈超老爹推选的《奔跑》…… Third is «Small Apple» that the father big nut of small peanut chooses...... 第三名则是小花生的爸爸大坚果选的《小苹果》…… Everyone sees here, the nod, thought that in abundance these song really can reflect the personality of guardian. 大伙看到这里,都纷纷点头,觉得这些歌名真的很能反映家长的性格。 Naturally, besides these three songs, several other recommendation songs that does not have the acceptance. 当然,除了这三首歌之外,还有其余几首没有入围的推荐歌曲。 For example, «East wind Will» that the mother in forest Koba recommend...... understood at a glance that Ms. Lin absolutely is the senior founder in spoiled faction. 比如,林小羽的老妈推荐的《东风志》……一看就知道林妈绝对是腐派里的资深教主。 Also for example, the father Guo fathers of two egg Grandmasters chose one «Itchy»...... this song, from one side manifests coquettish that two father and son such as removed, is really like father like son. 又比如,二蛋大师的父亲郭爸选了一首《痒》……这首歌,从侧面体现了俩父子如出一撤的风骚,果然是有其父必有其子。 In the note following list sees finally, everyone discovers in this list unexpectedly also the election song of zero voting: Well? This song no one votes unexpectedly!? Including «Itchy» this song has a ticket......” 顺着清单上的笔记看到最后,大家发现这张清单里居然还有一首零投票的推选歌曲:“咦?这首歌居然都没人投票!?连《痒》这首歌都有一票呢……” Some people asked: Candidate who?” 有人问:“推荐人谁啊?” Called king Lei 。 “叫王雷。” „......” Wang Ling one listens to know, this is throws the thunder Daoist immortal to adapt to changing circumstances to use an alias absolutely. “……”王令一听就知道,这绝对是丢雷真君随机应变起得化名。 Chen Chao gets a sudden inspiration: king thunder? Is this Schoolmate Wang Ling father?” After all, in class on a schoolmate surnamed Wang. 陈超灵机一动:“王雷?这是王令同学的父亲么?”毕竟,班级里就一个姓王的同学。 What song that he pushes?” “他推的啥歌呀?” «Power and prestige Solemn»......” “《威风堂堂》……” Finishes speaking, immediately, the audience falls into a deathly stillness. Everyone looks at Wang Ling, the innermost feelings cannot bear the sigh: In Schoolmate Wang Ling under the semblance of aloof facial paralysis, is also hiding such a doing one -man show heart unexpectedly...... 话音刚落,顿时,全场陷入一片死寂。所有人将目光投向王令,内心都忍不住感叹:没想到,在王令同学高冷面瘫的外表下,居然还隐藏着这样一颗闷骚的心…… Wang Ling thinks now very much calm: „......” 王令现在很想冷静一下:“……” (), Various types of novels, no matter what you watch (),各种小说任你观看
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