TDLOIK :: Volume #2 石鬼面篇

#115: Come! Let you touch a crispness one time!


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May 24 on Monday, today is the day of parents' meeting. Also is all in 60 scholars uneasiest one day. Probably also only then a Wang Ling person, the innermost feelings do not have the wave like the well, even also a little wants to smile...... 5月24日周一,今天是家长会的日子。也是所有六十中学子们最为忐忑不安的一天。大概也只有王令一个人,内心如古井般无波,甚至还有点想笑…… Finds the person to replace to attend the parents' meeting, the first time is not. And main reason because Mr. and Mrs. Wang Family does not want to participate. Because will have the unnecessary trouble. 找人代替参加家长会,已经不是第一次了。其中最主要的原因还是因为王氏夫妻本身不想参加。因为会产生很多不必要的麻烦。 First, two couples confessed oneself are only an average person, does not understand to practice, with other guardian not so-called common languages. Moreover, the child who two average people give birth to cultivated to build the base period to enter unexpectedly cultivated true virtue the university, light/only will be thinks to make people think suspicious ; In addition a little reason is, two couples received enough competitions of other guardians ; 首先,俩夫妻自认自己只是普通人,并不懂得修行,和其他家长没有所谓的共同语言。而且,两个普通人生出的孩子竟然修炼到了筑基期走进了修真高校,光是想想就会让人觉得可疑;另外还有一点原因是,俩夫妻受够了其他家长的攀比; Attends the parents' meeting time, the words that is easiest to hear are such and some guardians before the conference starts boasted that unceasingly own child is outstanding, the governing sword technique is skilled, cultivates true virtue the score that the theory tests some high...... king father Ms. Wang to believe, these outstanding children actually and Lingling simply does not have the comparability...... really to fight in any case, must by existence that a Wang Ling palm of the hand shouted. 参加家长会的时候,最容易听到的话就是某某某家长在会议开始之前就不断吹嘘自己的孩子有多么优秀,御剑术有多么熟练,修真理论考的分数又有多高……王爸王妈一致认为,这些优秀的孩子其实和自家令令根本没有可比性……反正真要打起架来,都是要被王令一巴掌呼死的存在。 Invincible, is how lonely...... 无敌,是多么寂寞…… Therefore, since king father Ms. Wang wants to understand, after the Wang Ling elementary school did not attend any parents' meeting. 于是,自从王爸王妈想明白了以后,从王令小学以后就再也不去参加任何家长会了。 This conference simply is bored...... 这种会议简直是无聊透顶…… ...... …… ...... …… 9 : 00 am time, Wang Ling appears as promised is throwing the article immortal park luxurious villa area that the thunder Daoist immortal lives. 早上9点的时候,王令如约出现在丢雷真君居住的文仙苑豪华别墅区。 The reason that because must go to school, Wang Ling only branched out a home that clone to arrive throws the thunder Daoist immortal. Although is only one clone, but must protect stone Guimian, Wang Ling thought that is enough. 因为还要上学的缘故,王令只分出了一个分身来到丢雷真君的家。虽然只是一个分身,但要护住石鬼面,王令却觉得已经足够了。 Arrives throws thunder Daoist immortal main house gate time, discovered that throws the main house gate mouth of thunder Daoist immortal to stop a gigantic Shunfeng god to hand over the containerization car(riage), Shunfeng god handing over who two wear the black suit jumps down from the vehicle, presses in the remote control according to hand, the container opens from four sides immediately, then a gigantic basket mapped the Wang Ling view. 来到丢雷真君家门口的时候,发现丢雷真君的家门口正停着一辆硕大的顺丰神递集装车,两个身穿黑色西装的顺丰神递员从车上跳下来,按了按手上的遥控器,集装箱立刻从四面打开,然后一只硕大的笼子映入王令的眼帘。 In the basket thinks of an all over the body golden red lion, compared with cultivates true virtue the spirit lion build in zoo to want on big three times generally. 笼子里面装着一只通体金红色的狮子,比一般修真动物园里的灵狮体型都要大上三倍。 Wang Ling recognizes, this is the fighting lion that desolate clan cultivates! 王令一眼就认出,这是萧族培育出的斗狮! This only fights the lion to raise is good, the four limbs are powerful and brave, is vigorous and healthy, may see faintly dragon dragon of concealed some veins such as under skin table is sturdy, the flame coloration mane follows the flash that the container opens, dances in the breeze against the wind, that vision according to god handing over, both people cannot help but shivered under. 这只斗狮养得还算不错,四肢孔武有力,非常健壮,可隐隐看到一些藏在皮表下的筋脉如虬龙般粗壮,焰色的鬃毛伴随集装箱打开的一瞬间,迎风飘舞,那目光照在神递员身上,两个人都是不由自主的颤抖了下。 God handing over cannot bear perspiration, they thought of a detail. As if before the lion was posted, the master hole master immortal of this lion once gave the lion to feed the pill that a grain has calmed the nerves and so on. 神递员忍不住一汗,他们想到了一个细节。似乎在狮子被寄送过来前,这狮子的主人洞爷仙人曾给狮子喂过一粒安神之类的药丸。 Obviously, this drug efficacy soon was very expired...... it is well known, fights the temperament of lion is quite relatively irritable, so long as is not in master situation, almost the time is under the condition of acting crazy. 很显然啊,这药效快要过期了……众所周知,斗狮的脾气相对比较火爆,只要不在主人身边的情况下,几乎时刻都处在发飙的状态下。 Two god handing over rush to put the ground the basket, closed the door of containerization car(riage). Anxious standing in the entrance, was seeing with own eyes threw the thunder Daoist immortal to open the door, immediately braces oneself to bow the salute: „The Shunfeng gods hand over! The mission must reach! Asked Mr. thunder to receive and sign for......” 两个神递员赶忙把笼子放到地上,关上了集装车的门。焦急的站在门口,眼见着丢雷真君开门出来了,立刻硬着头皮鞠躬敬礼:“顺丰神递!使命必达!请雷先生签收……” „? Today doesn't use the five-star high praise?” “诶?今天不用五星好评吗?” God handing over boundary is not high, be only gold/metal pill period, cannot undergo this only to fight staring of lion, only wants to leave quickly. 神递员本身的境界都不高,只有金丹期,根本经受不住这只斗狮的凝视,只想赶快离开。 High praise has a lot of time for that...... Mr. thunder to be good to our service satisfactions. We said goodbye in advance!” “好评来日方长……雷先生对我们的服务满意就好。我们先行告辞!” Two god handing over another bow, then escaped drives the containerization car(riage) that also resembled to leave. 两个神递员又一鞠躬,然后逃也似的开着集装车离开了。 Looks at this, throws the thunder Daoist immortal unable to bear laugh: Really is two instigates the goods!” 看着这幕,丢雷真君忍不住发笑:“真是俩怂货!” After the containerization car(riage) drives away, threw thunder Zhenjun to see before , by Wang Ling that the collection load blocked, immediately going forward of warm feelings greets: Yo! Your elder brother! nice rabbit meter/rice rabbit!” 集装车开走以后,丢雷真君看到了之前被集装车挡住的王令,立刻热络的上前打招呼:“哟!令兄!奈斯兔米兔哟啊!” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” To your elder brother under the introduction, the fellow in basket is I the fighting lion that borrows from the hole master immortal hand. Helps me defend the seal specially, today under you take care of mutually.” “给令兄介绍下,笼子里的家伙就是我从洞爷仙人手里借来的斗狮。专门来帮我守着封印的,今天你俩互相照应下。” Threw thunder Zhenjunhua saying that opened the profound heavy wire rope on basket: Fights the brother, you can come out!” 丢雷真君话说着,把笼子上的玄重铁索打开了:“斗兄,你可以出来了!” „......” This fight of lions lie in the basket, a lazy condition, but lifted the eyelid, the meaning of completely not having walked. “……”这斗狮趴在笼子里,一副懒态,只是抬了抬眼皮,完全没有走出来的意思。 Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” This condition obviously is also not completely tame! 这状态明显是还没完全驯服啊! The grown fighting lion only listens to mixing of master generally, the master in the side, does not disdain the words that listened to anybody to speak. 成年的斗狮一般只听主人的调配,主人不在身边的时候,根本不屑听任何人说的话。 This scenery scenery, lets throw the thunder Daoist immortal to be a little awkward, his god period, moreover before the best brothers, could not tame including a small lion, really a little lost face! 此景此景,让丢雷真君有点尴尬,他一个化神期,而且还是在自己最好的兄弟面前,连一只小狮子都驯服不了,实在是有点丢脸! His fork waist, must with fighting the stance of lion negotiations: Fights the brother, you give a face, hurries to come out from the basket? The hole brother and I know so many years, sends here to come you, is this organization...... you do not make to your trust?” 他一叉腰,一副要和斗狮谈判的架势:“斗兄,你丫给个面子,赶紧从笼子里出来呗?洞兄和我认识这么多年,把你派到我这里来,这是组织对你的信任……你造不?” This fight of lions white lost thunder Daoist immortal one eyes. 这斗狮白了丢雷真君一眼。 Fights the brother, I may not such submissive. I told you, looked in you are in the share of hole brother pet. I have punched to fall face down you! I told you, came out from the basket a bit faster, otherwise I went crazy, even I feared!” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal is clamoring, while put in the basket directly. “斗兄,我可从没这么低声下气过。我告诉你,要不是看在你是洞兄宠物的份上。我早就把你揍趴下了!我告诉你,快点从笼子里出来,不然我发起疯来,连我自己都怕!”丢雷真君一边叫嚣着,一边把头直接伸进了笼子里。 Then Wang Ling sees „” one, this fight of lion throwing the head of thunder Daoist immortal bit, the flash blood like the note, along throwing the neck of thunder Daoist immortal flowed...... 然后王令就看到“嗷呜”一声,这斗狮一口把丢雷真君的头咬住了,一瞬间鲜血如注,沿着丢雷真君的脖子流了下来…… Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” A losing thunder Daoist immortal sigh in lion mouth: Made your elder brother be laughed, was prepared below early!” 尚在狮口里的丢雷真君一阵叹息:“让令兄见笑了,在下早有准备!” Finishes speaking, together the old sound from throwing the thunder Daoist immortal wrist watch sends out: Evil livestock! Relents!” 话音刚落,一道苍老的声音从丢雷真君腕表里发出:“孽畜!松口!” This is the voice of hole master immortal. 这是洞爷仙人的声音。 Fights the lion to hear this sound, really loosened the mouth immediately. 斗狮听到这声音,果然立马把嘴松开了。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal successfully to be separated from the lion mouth, scratched the bloodstain on neck: „The father is luckily quick-witted! Asked that the hole brother wanted several sound recordings.” 丢雷真君成功脱离狮口,擦了擦脖子上的血迹:“幸好老子机智啊!问洞兄要了几句录音。” Threw thunder Zhenjun to press broadcast the button. 丢雷真君按了播放按钮。 Wang Ling hears, except for this evil livestock! Relents beside, threw the thunder Daoist immortal also to make the hole master immortal record several other, and they are: Evil livestock! Falls face down!”, Evil livestock! Drops to the ground!”, Evil livestock! Lifts the hand!” And goes to the evil livestock! The decision was you!” 王令就听到,除了这句“孽畜!松口”之外,丢雷真君还让洞爷仙人录了其他的几句,分别是:“孽畜!趴下!”,“孽畜!卧倒!”,“孽畜!抬手!”以及“去吧孽畜!决定就是你了!” Throws the thunder Daoist immortal to sigh: Later your elder brother, if cannot teach, put the sound recording directly on the line.” 丢雷真君一叹:“待会令兄要是管教不过来,直接放录音就行了。” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” ...... …… ...... …… Wang Ling is taking a look at the fighting lion in basket, the pupil light is tranquil, mighty waves. 王令瞅着笼子里的斗狮,眸光平静,不起一丝的波澜。 Has not displayed the half a point the pressure deliberately to oppress this only to fight the lion, merely is together the look, is to make this powerful fighting lion frighten the whole body mane to explode stands...... 没有施展半分的威压刻意去压迫这只斗狮,仅仅是一道眼神而已,已经是让这只威风凛凛的斗狮吓得浑身鬃毛炸立…… What kind of constriction is this? 这是一种怎样的压迫感? Fights the lion to feel scared, has feeling that plants unable to speak. As a spirit beast, is almost inborn tells this only to fight the lion to the sensation of danger...... this is not the fellow who can easily provoke. 斗狮感到胆寒,有种无法言说的感觉。作为一只灵兽,几乎是天生对危险的感知告诉这只斗狮……这不是个可以轻易招惹的家伙。 What to do? Can show good will? 怎么办?要示好吗? Otherwise, oneself are will die! 不然,自己是会死的! Fought the lion to ponder under...... did not have the means that at this moment , can only learn/study felidae animal general selling to sprout/moe the trick! 斗狮思考了下……没办法,事到如今,也就只能学习一下猫科动物通用的卖萌伎俩了! Then, loses the thunder Daoist immortal and Wang Ling saw, this only fought the lion to go out of the basket slowly, was in front of two people to stand up from failure, is lifting the small claw, revealed the belly, closed the eye pitifully...... 然后,丢雷真君和王令就看到,这只斗狮慢慢走出了笼子,当着两人的面翻了个身,举着小爪,把肚皮露了出来,悲惨的闭上了眼睛…… Come! Let you touch a crispness one time! 来吧!让你一次摸个爽! Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……”
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