Twosuitmale the time of the groundcrawling, the man of short personashamedwantsto dig a tunnelsimply, studieseelway outoneto get in the hole, does not wantto come out!
两个西装男从地上重新爬起来的时候,矮个子的男人羞愧的简直想挖个地洞,学习一下黄鳝钻法则一头钻进洞里,再也不想出来了!Later period ofsolemngold/metalpillwas frightened the urineby the spiritpressureunexpectedly...... thisspiritpressure, absolutemotheris the group commanderrank!?
堂堂金丹后期居然被灵压吓尿……这灵压,绝对尼玛是总队长级别的吧!?
...... Good to die!
啊……好想死!Twosuitmaleinnermost feelingsemanationfeelingsas if by prior agreement.
两个西装男内心不约而同的发出感慨。Is goodbecause, king the fatheris the person of warmheartedness, saw the suitmale who short personwas frightened the urinebyoneself, makesMs. Wangturn out the pants that usuallydid not wearhastily, along withhanding over: „Brothers, comes outnot to mixeasily, laterspoketo workcareful. Thispants, areItoyourcontribution.”
好在,王爸是个热心肠的人,看到矮个子的西装男被自己吓尿了,连忙让王妈翻出了一条平常不怎么穿的裤子,随手递了过去:“兄弟,出来混不容易,以后说话做事的时候小心点。这条裤子,是我对你的贡献。”„......”Twosuitmaleare staring in king the fatherhand the thickautumntrousers, is sweating profusely, slow of speechspeechless.
“……”两个西装男盯着王爸手里厚实的秋裤,满头大汗,讷讷无言。Just before leavingtime, king the fatheralsohelpstwomenreorganizescattersin the bill of princeground.
临走的时候,王爸还帮两个男人整理散落在王家地上的钞票。kingfatherlooked for a gunnysackin addition, picks uponebunch of ten thousandYuanbig bills, threwin the gunnysack.
王爸自己另找了一只麻袋,拾起一捆万元大钞,扔在了麻袋里。Twosuitmalewipe away sweat: „Mr.king, ourtransactionshas not discussed,thissum of moneyyoucannotmove......”
两个西装男擦了擦汗:“王先生,我们的交易没有谈成,这笔钱你不能动……”„?”king the fathermouthholds in the mouth the smoke, the lens of black frameeyeglassesis reflecting the rayunder the illumination of villalight, was onlyleaning the leaninghead, lettwosuitmalefelt a feeling of socialelder brother...... two peoplestepsubconsciouslyin the futuredraw backdrawing backbewilderedly, maintained the distance.
“哦?”王爸嘴里叼着烟,黑框眼镜的镜片在别墅灯光的照射下反射出光芒,只是偏了偏头,莫名其妙让两个西装男感受到一种社会哥的感觉……两人的步子下意识的往后退了退,保持距离。
The socialelder brother of Yuaninfantbig shotrank, they may be unable to stir up!
元婴大佬级别的社会哥,他们可惹不起啊!king the fatherhas not paid attention totwopeople, threwfourbunches of moneytoward the gunnysackin: „50,000 in thisgunnysack, are the expenses of ourfamily/homerug. Youlooked,yousmearedourfamily/homerug, how can also compensate?”
王爸没有理会二人,又往麻袋里扔了四捆钱:“这麻袋里的五万块,是我们家地毯的费用。你看,你把我们家地毯弄脏了,怎么着也得赔点吧?”
The suitmaledoes not dareto speak: „......”
西装男不敢说话:“……”
The wordshave not said,king the fatherthrewfivebunchestoward the gunnysackin: „Presentthe50,000, are the mental damage compensation and disinfectionfee/spent. In the personurinehasmanybacterias, Idecided after youwalked, givesourwife and childrenvillasto disappear a poison, isn't excessive?”
话没说完,王爸又往麻袋里扔了五捆:“现在的这五万,是精神损失费以及消毒费。人尿液里有很多细菌,我决定等你们走了以后,给我们家小别墅消个毒,不过分吧?”„......”
“……”Then, king the fatherpondered, alsothrewfivebunches.
然后,王爸思考了下,又扔了五捆。
The suitmalewas anxious: „Mr.king, thisis not applicablethesemoney that...... youtake away, is the governments. We must give instead of taking......”
西装男急了:“王先生,这使不得啊……你拿走的这些钱,都是公家的。我们还得倒贴……”kingfathercalmsmoked a cigarette, smokedragonspitson the autumntrousers that the short personsuitmalechanged: „This50,000, are the money of autumntrousers, isn't excessive?”
王爸淡定的吸了口烟,一口烟龙吐在了矮个子西装男换上的秋裤上:“这五万,是秋裤的钱,不过分吧?”Twosuitmaleinnermost feelings are almost roaring: Not excessiveyour younger sister! Falltrouserssell50,000! The black market is not so black!
两个西装男内心几乎在咆哮:不过分你妹啊!一条秋裤卖五万!黑市也没这么黑啊!
If not dreadking the father„boundary”, twosuitmalecould not have suppressed the impulsion of innermost feelingscompletely, wantsto come upto doone!
如果不是畏惧王爸的“境界”,两个西装男已经完全压制不住内心的冲动,想上去干一架了!However!
但是!Theydo not dare!
他们不敢!However, toindicateto protest, the suitmale of short person the autumntrouserstaking off, revealedownBarbyRenta...... to be very obvious, thisshort personhas plannedto abandon something as beyond redemption. At the worstisbare/rushes! In any caseis the men! Inthiswilderness, no one can see!
然而,为了表示抗议,矮个子的西装男已经把秋裤给脱下来了,露出了自己的巴比伦塔……很显然,这位矮个子已经打算破罐子破摔。大不了就是裸/奔!反正都是男人!在这荒郊野外的,也没人能看得见!king the fathersaw that shook the eyebrow, was convenientalsotakesfivebunches of moneyto placein the gunnysackfrom the tension barbox.
王爸见状,抖了抖眉毛,然后顺手又从拉杆箱里拿了五捆钱放在了麻袋里。„Mr.king, you......”
“王先生,你……”„Falltrousersyouput on, whoknows that above hadto moisten the toxin on yoururine, thisautumntrousersIdid not planto want. Youtook off/escapeduselessly. Saidwhile convenientagain, nowputs outthe50,000, givesme a comfortingfee/spent of eye, isn't excessive?”
“秋裤你还是穿着吧,谁知道上面有没有沾了你尿液上的毒素,这件秋裤我不打算要了。你脱了也没用。顺便再说一下,现在拿出的这五万,是给我一双眼睛的安抚费,不过分吧?”„......”Twosuitmaledo not dareto movecompletely. For fear thatoneselfnextmovement, madeking the fatherfind the excuseto demand the compensation......
“……”两个西装男完全不敢动了。生怕自己下一个动作,又让王爸找到借口索要赔偿……Finally, kingfathersatisfiedlooked at200,000cash in the gunnysack, delivered to the entrancetwosuitmale.
最后,王爸满意的看了眼麻袋里的二十万现金,将两个西装男送到了正门口。Two peoplebrace oneself, bowstoking the father, the short personsuitmalelower partalsowears the autumntrousers, making the entirepicture seem a little really funny.
两人硬着头皮,对王爸鞠了一躬,矮个子西装男下半身还穿着秋裤,让整个画面看上去实在有点滑稽。„AgainMr.king, wewill certainly come back......”
“王先生,我们一定会再回来的……”king the fatheris holding the arm, relies on the gate: „Next timewill cometime, isyou two?”
王爸抱着臂,倚在门上:“下次来的时候,还是你们两个?”Suitmaleperspiration: „This...... mustlook at the situation.”
西装男汗了一下:“这个……得看情况。”king the fatherput out a hand, patted the short personsuitmaleshoulder, shook the headto sigh: „Brothers, was not the brotherIsaid that you...... yourBarbyRenta was too small, but alsowithoutmehalf ofbig. Simplyis the Babylonlily flower. The revealcomes out is really strangedisgraceful. Next timewill trade the brotherscome the time, remembers that looks forgreatly.”
王爸伸出手,拍了拍矮个子西装男的肩膀,摇头叹气:“兄弟,不是老哥我说你……你的巴比伦塔实在太小了,还没我一半大。简直就是巴比伦金针菇。露出来实在是怪丢人现眼的。下次换兄弟来的时候,记得找个大一点的。”Suitmale: „......”
西装男:“……”Then, kingfather„bang”, closed the door.
说完,王爸“砰”的一声,关上了房门。
, Wang Ling in bedroomas ifheardthisautumntrouserssuitmalemindby far, byking a fathervenomous tongue, broke to pieces the sound......
远远地,卧室里的王令仿佛听到了这位秋裤西装男的心灵,被王爸一句毒舌,扎碎了的声音……
......
……In fact, the princefather and sonlike the situation that gave a two-man comic show for the first time are not, in the pastsomepeoplecameWang Jiato do the matter the time. Twofather and songiveto frighten offwiththismovefrequently, tocreate the villamaster in thisprincewildernesssmallvilla, has the false appearance of terrifyingstrength.
事实上,王家俩父子像这样唱双簧的情况已经不是第一次了,以往有人来王家搞事的时候。俩父子经常用这招把人给吓走,以造成这座王家荒郊小别墅的别墅主人,有着恐怖实力的假象。Long ago, threw the thunderDaoist immortalcomesWang Jiato visit, the princefather and sonusethismovethrowing the thunderDaoist immortalthoroughlyfool. Therefore, kingfatherMs. Wangknowslosesexistence of thunderDaoist immortal. And, throws the thunderDaoist immortaltokingfatherMs. Wangalsorespectextremely......
早在很久以前,丢雷真君来王家拜访的时候,王家俩父子就用这招把丢雷真君给彻底唬住了。所以,王爸王妈是知道丢雷真君的存在的。并且,丢雷真君对王爸王妈也极其之敬重……After all, the Wang Lingstrengthis placed there.
毕竟,王令的实力摆在那里。InthrowingthunderDaoist immortalheart, Wang Lingis a strengthextremelyterrifyingthousandancientmonster. Thenking the fatheris losing the thunderDaoist immortalweight/quantity, wasbigthose who are able of eternalliving fossilrank.
在丢雷真君心中,王令已经是一个实力极其恐怖的千古老怪物。那么王爸在丢雷真君心里的分量,就是万古活化石级别的大能者了。Therefore, for these years, throwing the thunderDaoist immortalhas regarded the princeshort separationresortissacred placeexists...... inthisunknownwildernesssmallvilla, occupies the whole familyto yearnCultivation Worldbig shot who the average personhas lived.
所以,这么多年以来,丢雷真君一直把王家小别墅当成是圣地般的存在……在这间名不见经传的荒郊小别墅里,居住着一家子向往着过普通人生活的修真界大佬。Above, losesthunderDaoist immortal'soverallcognitionto the prince.
以上,就是丢雷真君对王家的整体认知。
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After twosuitmaleleave, rode a blacksedan, was drivenby the tallsuitmale, escapes the extreme speed of alsoresemblingto drive.
两个西装男离开以后,坐上了一辆黑色轿车,由高个子西装男驾车,逃也似的极速驶去。Justdrove out ofshortly , the wrist watch of thatshort personmade a sound......
刚驶出没多久,那名矮个子的腕表就响了起来……„What kind of, succeeded?”
“怎么样,成功了吗?”„Sorry, the responsibleSir, the dutyfailed......”
“抱歉,主管大人,任务失败了……”„Entire40 million, hasn't takenthem? Anyordinary household, is impossibleto undergosuchseduction!”
“整整四千万,都没有拿下他们?任何一个普通家庭,都不可能经受住这样的诱惑!”
The suitmale of short personmustcrysimply: „ResponsibleSir, the issueis...... thispersonis not ordinary! Thiskingburnt/anxious, heat all is not the practicing breathing exercisesperiod! Until nowis the attires! Heis a Yuaninfantlevelbig shot! A spiritpresses, weallfell face down, cannot movecompletely!”
矮个子的西装男简直要哭出来了:“主管大人,问题是……这家人并不普通啊!这个王焦,他根本不是练气期!一直以来都是装的!他是一名元婴级大佬!一个灵压过来,我们就全趴下了,完全动弹不得!”Yuaninfantlevel......
元婴级……Telephoneanotherhead, thatmanagerwas also shocked: „Did youdetermine?”
电话另一头,那名主管也愣住了:“你确定?”Detailsare defined, are occupied by the ordinary familiesinwildernesssmallvilla, howto presentsuch a expertfor no reason?
一间底细明晰,住在荒郊小别墅的普通人家,怎么会平白无故出现这样一尊高手?„Absolutely true!” The suitmalereplied.
“千真万确!”西装男回答。In the responsibleheartsighed, expected that ownsubordinatedid not have couragedaresto lietooneself. But from the presentcircumstance,mustattainstoneGuimian, is not an easy matter......
主管心中一叹,料想自己的下属也没有这个胆子敢对自己撒谎。只不过从现在的情势上看,要拿到石鬼面,已经不是一件易事了……„This, whentomorrow, Iwill gopersonally. Meetsthisexpert...... on the other hand, your going, doesn't haveotherharvests?”
“这样吧,等到明天,我亲自去一趟。来会一会这个高手……话说回来,难道你们这次去,就没有其他收获吗?”
The suitmale of short persongawkedstaring, then the weakreplysaid: „Inwhat...... are the autumntrousers?”
矮个子的西装男愣了愣,然后弱弱的回复说:“内啥……秋裤,算不算?”In charge of: „......”
主管:“……”
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