„Under, making our applause welcome this time to complain lord of congress in the new year, Schoolmate Wang Ling.” Two sons of bitches who change to the human form stare at an elegant green to send calmly conducts is managing to work. “下面,让我们掌声欢迎本次新年吐槽大会的主咖,王令同学。”化作人形的二狗子盯着一头飘逸的绿发从容的进行着主持工作。 This new year of spanning the time line complained the congress, this was not one's turn two sons of bitches personally to manage, but unfortunately because the funds of program were limited, was only begins using time law to collect in the same space to pay 99 funds three leads. 这场跨越了时间线的新年吐槽大会,本轮不到二狗子亲自主持,但可惜的是因为节目的经费有限,光是启用时间法阵把三个主角凑在同一个空间里就已经花去了99的经费。 Therefore this complained the congress then to change in dry profound Geziwo to be held in the new year. 于是这场新年吐槽大会便改在了枯玄的鸽子窝里举行。 Under the stage, bursts into thunderous applause, throws the thunder Daoist immortal, the small silver and side awakens to be moved to tears, because in these complained in the congress, Wang Ling...... this one year added the lines not over 10 men, finally must start talking! 台下,掌声雷动,丢雷真君、小银、方醒热泪盈眶,因为在这一场吐槽大会中,王令……这个一年加起来台词都没有超过十句的男人,终于要开口说话了！ „Thank you, bustling applause. However asked everyone to be patient, the first person who because below entered the stage, was known as the Cultivation World only koi Schoolmate Qin Zong!” “谢谢大家,热火朝天的掌声。但是请大家稍安勿躁,因为下面出场的第一个人,就是号称修真界唯一锦鲤的秦纵同学！” „Hears today, Schoolmate Qin Zong had not worked as the qualifications of honored guest, he by drawing to become honored guest...... the graciousness, making us use the intense applause, welcome Schoolmate Qin to go on stage.” “听说今天,秦纵同学本来没有当嘉宾的资格,他是靠抽奖成为嘉宾的……恩,让我们用激烈的掌声,欢迎秦同学上场。” On sofa, after by two clam to name, on Qin Zong the face has the indescribable excitement. 沙发上,被二蛤点到名后,秦纵的脸上有着难以言喻的激动。 His rapid step gets on the stage, under people to stage, as well as one side stealing food simple scope Wang Ling...... 他迅步走上台,面向台底下的众人,以及一边正在偷吃干脆面的王令…… Qin Zong: „If everyone sees, today is counted me, our honored guests in fact have 5. That is: I, leisurely schoolmate and Schoolmate forest Yu and Schoolmate Sun Rong as well as simple surface schoolmate......, but sees like everyone now, the simple surface schoolmate already lord Wang Ling ate. Therefore thus it can be seen, what savage program this is, even the honored guests eat......” 秦纵:“如大家所见,今天算上我,我们的嘉宾实际上有五个。也就是:我、项逸同学、林菀同学、孙蓉同学以及干脆面同学……但现在诚如大家所见,干脆面同学已经被主咖王令吃掉了。所以由此可见,这到底是一个什么样的凶残节目,连嘉宾都吃……” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Qin Zong: „Leisurely schoolmate, is the lead of third book the pigeon dry profound brain sends to pull out. Inherited spent clays to cultivate true virtue the man in the world. By shuttles back and forth to pick the trash construction to make one's own way in two world back and forth. Has saying that this is in our three people are also most laborious. May be called the model worker in lead!” 秦纵:“项逸同学,也就是鸽子枯玄脑子发抽开的第三本书的主角。继承了一片废土修真世界的男人。靠在两个世界来回穿梭捡垃圾建造发家致富。不得不说,这也是我们三个人中最辛苦的。堪称主角中的劳模！” „I, so long as lies down to win to draw, can work as the lead ; Schoolmate Wang Ling, so long as lies down is selling to sprout/moe, can work as the lead ; The leisurely schoolmate, from opening the book to the present, does not know that has died many to return ; The dry profound pigeon made him experience various novel causes of death, I suspected seriously in the real world of dry profound pigeon, named leisurely buddies, the had offended dry profound, was interpolated in the book by.” “我,只要躺赢抽奖,就能当主角;王令同学,只要躺着卖萌,就能当主角;项逸同学,从开书到现在,不知道已经死了多少回;枯玄鸽子让他体验了各种各样新奇的死法,我严重怀疑在枯玄鸽子的现实世界里,是不是有一个叫项逸的哥们,曾经得罪过枯玄老贼,然后才被老贼写进了书里。” Yi crazy nod such as chicken pecking meter/rice: „Right, I have actually had this feeling!” 项逸疯狂点头如小鸡啄米:“是吗,其实我一直有这种感觉！” Qin Zong: „Said that a leisurely schoolmate, making us gather on the forest pen schoolmate the vision. If everyone sees, Schoolmate forest Yu, this is in our three books the only explicit confirmation is the female main woman! The dry profound pigeon does not have the girlfriends obviously, actually to leisurely schoolmate stopper girlfriend, but also is set at the violently poisonous physique the forest pen schoolmate specially, this obviously is to the retaliation of schoolmate!” 秦纵:“说完项逸同学,让我们把目光汇聚到林菀同学身上。如各位所见,林菀同学,这是我们三本书里唯一一位明确确认是女主的女人！枯玄鸽子明明连女朋友都没有,却给项逸同学塞了个女朋友,还特意把林菀同学设定为剧毒体质,这明显就是对项同学的打击报复！” „Next, Schoolmate Sun Rong!” “下一位,孙蓉同学！” Qin Zong referred to the vision, actually saw in honored guest Sun Rong to support straightly the wainscot, smiled to periphery is greeting. 秦纵将目光指过去,却见嘉宾位上的孙蓉将腰板挺得笔直,满脸笑容地对着周围打着招呼。 Qin Zong clears throat: „Very sorry, because the Schoolmate Sun Rong actor's pay are too few, I could not find any trough point. As one by the woman who the dry profound pigeon once forgot, although Schoolmate Sun Rong is highlighting own existence feeling in the late plot diligently, but was a pity very much, all these no help. Perhaps, Schoolmate Sun Rong became the leading lady in cepheus animation for this reason. Perhaps, is this compensation of dry profound pigeon?” 秦纵清了清嗓子:“很抱歉,由于孙蓉同学的戏份太少,我找不到任何的槽点。作为一个被枯玄鸽子一度遗忘的女人,虽然孙蓉同学在后期的剧情中正努力突出自己的存在感,但是很可惜,这一切都是于事无补。或许也正是因为这个原因,孙蓉同学才成了仙王动画里的女主角。也许,这是枯玄鸽子的补偿？” Sun Rong: „......” 孙蓉:“……” Speaking of this, Qin Zong deeply sighed, then looked to lord Wang Ling on position: „Finally, making us gather that beginning to eat on the man of honored guest the vision!” 说到此,秦纵深深一叹,而后望向了主咖位上的王令:“最后,让我们将目光汇聚到那个开场就吃了嘉宾的男人身上！” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Qin Zong: „Many people said that I can become the lead, by bribing the position on Schoolmate Wang Ling. But in fact, as the Cultivation World only koi, in just started works as the koi, I am the rejection. As we all know, I throw the express package that Tien Chau mailed. But the destiny actually selected me in the darkness......” 秦纵:“很多人说我能成为主角,都是靠贿赂王令同学上的位。但事实上,作为修真界唯一锦鲤,在刚开始当锦鲤的时候,我是拒绝的。大家都知道,我扔了仙洲寄来的快递包裹。可是命运却在冥冥之中选中了我……” „In new year, wishing everyone also to be able like me lucky, meets to test to, turn bad luck into good! Heard so long as in this message this chapter said that made the wish, making the honorable person certainly bless everyone! Thank you! I was Qin Zong!” “新的一年里,祝愿大家也能像我一样幸运,逢考必过、逢凶化吉！听说只要在本段留言本章说许下心愿的话,令真人一定会保佑大家的！谢谢大家！我是秦纵！” ...... …… Two sons of bitches: „The Schoolmate Qin speech was moving! However as the lead of dry profound third new book, actually making us listen to a leisurely schoolmate to have what idea.” 二狗子:“秦同学的发言让人感动！但是作为枯玄第三本新书的主角,让我们来听听项逸同学究竟有什么想法。” ...... …… Yi: „Hello, I was that have died did not know many to return, even the bone ash had been raised...... that man, but is in good health now as before......” 项逸:“大家好,我就是那个已经死了不知道多少回,连骨灰都被扬起过……但如今依旧健在的那个男人……” „Many people thought that the pigeon dry profound and I have a grudge, actually I thought that he writes me, wrote this third book, is completely a method of shift attention. He, is evading himself to fall in love with the women's wear the fact! Attempts by oneself quietly in the writing sea, thus fades from the memory oneself to fall in love with the fondness of women's wear! However! The call of people are unable to be put behind! Hopes everyone can speak in this enthusiastically, making dry profound listen to the call of people!” “很多人觉得鸽子枯玄和我有仇,其实我觉得他把我写出来,写了这第三本书,完全就是一种转移注意力的手段。他,正在逃避自己已经爱上了女装了事实！企图让自己沉寂在写作的海洋里,从而淡忘自己爱上女装的癖好！但是！群众的呼声是无法被忘却的！希望大家在本段中可以踊跃发言,让枯玄老贼听一听群众的呼声！” „Excuse me, my some were possibly excited. Because mainly I finally saw my idol, Schoolmate Wang Ling.” “不好意思,我可能有些过于激动了。主要还是因为我终于见到了我的偶像,王令同学。” „Before coming, I had asked the pigeon is dry, why our three people are the leads, why Schoolmate Wang Ling can, when lord...... I to know afterward, the significances of our three people to dry profound were different.” “来之前,我曾经问过鸽子枯玄,为什么我们三个人都是主角,为什么王令同学能当主咖……后来我才知道,我们三个人的意义对枯玄来说是不一样的。” „It is well known, the pigeon has dry unreliably to oneself the lead of book writes the custom of theme song. I and Schoolmate Qin Zong everyone also had a custom-made theme song. Called «Real», calls «Adverse current Koi», moreover «Adverse current Koi» also had MV......, but Schoolmate Wang Ling, he alone had three songs! Theme song, interlude and Chinese style interlude!” “众所周知,鸽子枯玄有给自己书的主角写主题曲的习惯。我和秦纵同学每个人也都有一首定制的主题曲。一首叫《真实》、一首叫《逆流锦鲤》,而且《逆流锦鲤》还有mv……而王令同学嘛,他一个人就有三首歌！主题曲、插曲、中国风插曲！” „Dry profound said, Wang Ling to him is the biological son.” “枯玄老贼说,王令对他来说是亲儿子。” „Qin Zong was an adopted son.” “秦纵是干儿子。” „I, am in the trash can pick......” “我,就是垃圾桶里捡来的……” ...... …… Two sons of bitches: „Very sorry, a leisurely schoolmate could not have controlled the mood speaking of this, arises suddenly the myocardial infarction. Please lift to be the rest the schoolmate slightly, but Schoolmate forest Yu is taking care of her, must absent to complain the record of congress......” 二狗子:“非常抱歉,项逸同学说到这段已经控制不住情绪,突发心肌梗塞。请把项同学抬下去稍作休息,而林菀同学正在照顾她,恐怕要缺席吐槽大会的录制……” Sun Rong: „Needs to call the ambulance?” 孙蓉:“需要叫救护车吗？” Two sons of bitches: „Does not use, a leisurely schoolmate has the resurrecting coin. The myocardial infarction died also to live immediately.” 二狗子:“不用的,项逸同学有复活币。心肌梗塞死了马上也能活过来。” People: „......” 众人:“……” Two sons of bitches: „Under, making us use the warm applause, lord of welcome current period, Schoolmate Wang Ling to arrive!” 二狗子:“下面,让我们大家用热烈的掌声,欢迎本期的主咖,王令同学登场！” Sun Rong: „???” 孙蓉:“？？？” ...... …… „Hello...... I am Wang Ling......” “大家好……我是王令……” Finishes speaking, under bursts into thunderous applause, Wang Ling rubbed own ear, why does not know, he spoke a few words, the atmosphere of audience was transferred. 话音刚落,底下掌声雷动,王令揉了揉自己的耳朵,不知道为什么,他就说了一句话,全场的气氛就被调动起来了。 Throws the thunder Daoist immortal: „Your elder brother refuels!” 丢雷真君:“令兄加油！” Small silver: „Master refuels!” 小银:“master加油！” Ms. Wang: „Lingling refuels! numb Maai you! ( 3 )? ~” 王妈:“令令加油！麻麻爱你！?~” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” ...... …… Wang Ling: „Graciousness...... says...... today me, if will open the mouth to praise him...... next year not to need to be worried about the simple surface issue......” 王令:“恩……老贼说……今天我要是开口夸他……明年就不用担心干脆面的问题……” „But I...... am not against one's conscience...... the man of speech......” “但是我……不是昧着良心……说话的男人……” „What has to acknowledge is...... he...... truly is very graceful......” “不得不承认的是……老贼他……确实是很帅……” „Even women's wear...... still very...... attractive......” “就算是女装……也很……漂亮……” „Being unfair to...... me was really...... cannot arrange......” “对不起……我实在是……编不下去了……” ...... …… Two sons of bitches: „Can see, our Schoolmate Wang Ling truly is somewhat anxious. Then, is replaced my family lord to read the lord following draft by me......” 二狗子:“看得出,我们的王令同学确实是有些紧张。那么下面,就由我代替我家主子把主子下面的稿子念完……” „Dry profound, do not think that made me work as the animation lead, I will not complain you. Cepheus well does not renew, must open another two books. You do not know that three open writing a book to be easy to sudden die, you also do not have the leisurely resurrecting coin.” “枯玄老贼,你不要以为让我当了动画主角,我就不会吐槽你。好好的仙王不更新,非要开另外两本书。你不知道三开写书容易猝死吗,你又没有项逸的复活币。” „Because and three open daily the dwelling at home, you changed middle of month. The women's wear that last year bought, you could not put on.” “而且因为三开天天宅在家里,你又变月半了。去年买的女装,你都穿不进去了。” „Cepheus animation reached an agreement in June 18, finally pigeon day-by-day. Do not think that you are so graceful, I who I draw do not hit you. What most makes my surprised is, in the animation also has the female lord unexpectedly. The graciousness...... was called Sun Rong......” “仙王动画说好18年6月,结果鸽了一天又一天。不要以为你把我画的这么帅,我就不打你。最让我惊奇的是,动画里居然还有女主。恩……叫孙蓉……” „Therefore, who Sun Rong...... is?” “所以,孙蓉……是谁？” Sun Rong: „???” 孙蓉:“？？？” ...... …… Dry profound words: Immediately was the new year, actually many points have not spat...... want to keep some bottoms, after the cepheus animation got online smoothly confessed to everyone. Thanked the care of brothers and sisters, 2019 cepheus animation three waves to a single stroke, welcomed the recent news in a year of ending stage finally. Without a doubt this is a good start! 2020, wishes everyone Happy New Year dry sincerely, the good luck in everything! 枯玄的话:马上就是新年了,其实还有很多槽点没有吐……不过还是想留一些底,在仙王动画顺利上线后再对大家交代。非常感谢兄弟姐妹的关心,2019仙王动画一波三折,终于在一年的结尾阶段迎来了新的消息。毫无疑问这是一个好的开始！2020,皮皮枯诚挚的祝愿大家新年快乐,万事如意！