As the saying goes, the dogcannot changeto eat the excrement......
有道是,狗改不了吃屎……
Since twoclamsturn into a dog, althoughat present the synchronizeddegree of soulandbody went to very strongsituation, but the innermost feelings of twoclamsstillfeltoneselfasswallowing the solemnmonsterking of day of clamclan, clamcannotdisappear. Howeverwhatmakestwoclamsnot think, whenitwalkswhen the avenue, saw a lumpjustseemed like the ice creamequallyfreshdog shit, does not know the thought of whyin the mindunexpectedlymultiplyinglicked.
自从二蛤变成一条狗后,虽然目前灵魂与身体的同步程度已经达到了很强的地步,可二蛤的内心依然觉得自己作为吞天蛤族的堂堂妖王,蛤性决不能泯灭。然而让二蛤没想到的是,当它走在大街上的时候,看到了一坨刚刚像是冰激凌一样新鲜的狗屎时,不知道为什么脑海中竟滋生了去舔一舔的念头。Thislooks like the dogto urinatemustlift a legto be the same, cannot the response.
这就像是狗撒尿一定要抬起一条腿一样,属于不能的反应。Whentwoclamscompletedall these, discovered that allhave been too late......
当二蛤做完了这一切,才发现一切已经为时已晚……Becausesudden of verymatter, twoclams, althoughhas followedin the Wang Lingfoot, butWang Lingwholeheartedlyonlywantsto findthatto eatninepackages of specificquick-freezestuffed dumplingspersonat that time, has not paid attention to the foot the situations of twoclams.
因为事情发生的很突然,二蛤虽然一直跟在王令脚边,但王令当时一心只想找到那吃了九包特定速冻饺子的人,并没有关注到脚边二蛤的情况。Thismakestwoclamsfeel that rejoicedvery much......
这让二蛤感到很庆幸……After allthisis the behavior that ten pointslose face.
毕竟这是一种十分丢脸的行为。Buttwoclamshave not thought that oneselfunexpectedlyinthiscrucial pointby a picalunaticyoung girlseeing through.
可二蛤万万没想到,自己居然在这个节骨眼上被一个异食癖的疯子少女给识破了。even/includingXiaoyinlooked that the looks of twoclamswere different: „senior brother......”
连小银看二蛤的眼神都不一样了:“师兄……”Because the smallsilvercomescompared withtwoclamslate, favorsasunder the Wang Lingsecondwar, the smallsilverin the rankhad acknowledged the status of oneselfJunior Brother. The smallsilvernevercalledtwoclamsby the Senior Brother, thislittle whilecried out the Senior Brothersuddenly, makingtwoclamssound the feelingto be particularly grating.
因为小银比二蛤晚来,作为王令手底下的第二只战宠,在辈分上小银已经承认了自己师弟的身份。只是小银从来不以师兄称呼二蛤,这会儿突然叫起了师兄,让二蛤听上去感觉分外刺耳。Twoclams: „I......”
二蛤:“我……”Smallsilver: „senior brotherdo not explain, weunderstand.”
小银:“师兄别解释了,我们都懂。”
The rearhead nursealsofollowsto echo: „Dogcannot changeto eat the excrement...... everyoneisunderstands.”
后方的护士长也跟着附和:“狗改不了吃屎嘛……大家都是理解的。”Twoclams: „......”
二蛤:“……”Right now, twoclamsdiscoveredoneselfwerejumps in the Yellow River unable to wash clean.
这下子,二蛤发现自己是跳进黄河都洗不清了。Naturally, regarding the behaviors of twoclams, Wang Lingdoes not have the bigresponse, butthought that somewhatdislikesslightly.
当然,对于二蛤的行为,王令本身也没多大的反应,只是觉得稍微有些膈应而已。
The presenturgent mattermustrescuefrontyoung girl.
现在的当务之急是要解救面前的少女。On the face of thisyoung girlexposescrazily, afteranalyzingwave of peopleinseveralhoursate the thing, the Wang Lingitself/Benthinks that the young girlmeetstowards oneselfto throw, buthas not thought that the opposite partyshrankto hold the both feetin the cornerunexpectedly.
这少女的脸上展露出疯狂,在分析了一波众人几小时内吃得东西后,王令本以为少女会朝自己扑过来,但万万没想到对方竟然缩在了角落里抱起了双脚。„Whatsituation is this?” The smallsilverasked.
“这是什么情况?”小银问。
The audiencebesides the head nurse, arethreestraightmale, is not naturally ableto understandregarding the thoughts of little miss.
全场除了护士长外,就是三个直男,对于小姑娘的心思自然无法理解。Howeversaw that the dementedyoung girlcalmed downsuddenly, the head nurseunderstood the ideas of someyoung girlsactually: „Shouldbe shy, perhapsalsowantsto appear itselfto act with constraint.”
不过看到原本癫狂的少女忽然冷静下来,护士长倒是明白了一些少女的想法:“应该是害羞了,也或许是想显得自己矜持一些。”„Why?” The smallsilveris puzzled.
“为什么?”小银不解。„Do manylittle misseslose weight the initialgoalareforwhat? Forattractive! Whyis attractive? Towarddeeply the pointsaid that wantsto look to loveownboyfriend! Especially the little miss of thispuberty, not necessarilylooks for the standard of boyfriendnon-to rush tomoneyto go, majoritylook at the face. Meets the attractiveboynaturallymeets the subconsciousbyoneselfmaintainsacts with constraint.”
“很多小姑娘减肥最初的目的是为了什么?为了好看!为什么要好看?往深了点说就是想找个疼爱自己的男朋友!尤其是这种青春期的小姑娘,找男朋友的标准也不一定非是奔着钱去的,大多数还是看脸。遇到好看的男孩子自然会潜意识的让自己保持矜持。”
The head nurseanalyzesto sayrationally: „For exampleis more ordinary the miss who caneat, bumps intowith the boygoing outappointment, startsbecomesacts with constraint, the eatingthing of smallmouthsmallmouthalsoseemssomewhatembarrassed. Curls upwards the condition of footbigstutteringinstant noodleswith the bedroominradicallyis beingtwoappearances!”
护士长头头是道的分析道:“比如平常一些很能吃的姑娘,一碰到和男孩子出去约会吧,就开始变得矜持,小口小口的吃东西还显得有些不好意思。与寝室里翘着脚大口吃泡面的状态根本是两个样子!”„......”
“……”„For exampleamong the little misseslikesspeakingsometimesagainvery muchhand in handloudly, so long asthere areattractiveboyto pass through. The voice of thislittle missthinnedsuddenly. Spoke softlygently...... ”
“再比如小姑娘之间有时候很喜欢手挽手大声说话,但是只要有好看的男孩子经过吧。这小姑娘的声音忽然就变细了。低声细语……温柔至极。”„......”Wang Ling, smallsilverandtwoclamsare suddenly enlightedinstantaneously, the innermost feelingsstartto sighreal......
“……”王令、小银和二蛤都是瞬间恍然大悟,内心开始感叹起其中的真实……Althoughthishead nurseislikesoldoxeating the tendergrass the head nurse, butthisanalysissaidvery muchreasonable!
这护士长虽然是个喜欢老牛吃嫩草的护士长,但这通分析还是说得很有道理的!But the issuecame, Wang Lingdid not think that presentgraceful...... hehave adjustedoneselffacespecially, onthisdiscernment that if can also entertheselittle misses, was too strange!
可问题来了,王令并不觉得现在的自己有多帅啊……他可是特意调整过自己的脸的,如果就这样还能入这些小姑娘的法眼,也太奇怪了!Wang Lingwalks, startsto control the switch of room, after heextinguishedseverallamps, the shadow of young girlquickmelts the shapein front ofWang Lingobviously. Thisis a probablygooddemoncommonshadow, but the headpositionchanged intotwosweettubes, andthisshadowin the handis also graspingtwobaguettes.王令走过去,开始控制房间的开关,他灭了几盏灯后,少女的影相很快在王令面前显化出形状来。这是一只像是牛魔一般的影相,只是头部的位置换成了两只甜筒,并且这影相的手里还握着两根法棍面包。A person's appearance reflects what is in their heart, from the shadowonlookedonly...... thisperfectlyconforms to the innermost feelings of young girlactually.
正所谓,相由心生,单从影相上看……这倒是非常符合少女的内心。Wang Lingunrestrained/no trace of politenesswalks, pushed aside the shadow the mouthold trickexecutesagainworms one's way into, arrives at the palace of shadowto seek for the heartdemon of young girl.王令毫不客气的走过去,扒开了影相的嘴故技重施地钻了进去,来到影之殿去寻找少女的心魔。
The inkstyleworldas always, Wang Lingappearshere, butencoffinsbeforethatwhat the worldis differentis. Thispieceby the tombis constitutedby the world that „heartdemon”invades, butis the large expanse ofbetween-meal snackmountain, then all kinds ofpotato chipsbuildintogether, penetrationthe whole worldhave actually not seen the end the dark chocolaterivers, after Wang Lingapproaches, cansmellthicklyfragrance.
一如既往的水墨画风世界,王令出现在这里,但与之前那位入殓师的世界不同的是。这片被“心魔”侵占的世界并非由墓地构成,而是成片成片的零食山,各种各样的薯片堆砌在一起,还有贯通整个世界却不见尽头的黑巧克力河流,王令走近之后便能闻到一股浓浓地香味。Has saying that the scene of thisworldmakesWang Lingbe startled.
不得不说,这世界的景象让王令吃惊。
After Wang Lingandtwoclamsproceededseveral, a giantfireNabeyamathenappearednearbytwo people.王令和二蛤往前走了几步后,一座巨大的火锅山便出现在两人跟前。Thisis a volcano, but the craterpositionhasa lot ofgefilte fish, beef meatballs, shrimp dumplings, the bamboowheel, dried rolled bean curdand other commonhot potingredients. Althoughis the black-and-whiteinkstyles, butthesefoodcontoursare brightandis sending out the fragrance of food, butapproachedthen makes one unable to stopto flow off the saliva.
这是一座火山,但火山口的位置却有大量的鱼丸、牛肉丸、虾饺、竹轮、腐竹等常见的火锅料理。虽然都是黑白色的水墨画风,可这些食物外形鲜明并且散发着食物的香味,只是靠近而已便让人止不住流下了口水。„This......”
“这……”Twoclamsfelt that situationsomeare not wonderful.
二蛤感觉到情况有些不妙。Itsthisthinks that the young girlate a stuffed dumpling, the corrodedphenomenonshouldsonot be serious, what has not thoughtis...... the heartdemoncorrosiondegree of young girlimaginethemis more stern.
它本以为少女只是吃了一点饺子,侵蚀现象应该不会这么严重,但没想到的是……少女的心魔侵蚀程度远要比他们想象中还要严峻。Perhapsthis has constrained the longresult......
也许这是压抑过久的结果……Becausehas closed right up against the reason that dietsto conduct to lose weight, the young girlconstrains the instinct that are wantingto eatunceasingly, finallynowis all stimulatedcompletelywith the littlequick-freezestuffed dumpling.
因为一直靠着节食进行减肥的原因,少女不断压抑着自己想吃的天性,结果现在全凭着一点点速冻饺子被完全激发出来了。
The presentall thesearecalorie-richfood, is the taboo of person of losing weight.
眼前的这一切都是高热量的食物,为减肥之人的大忌。Twoclamsdo not dareeasilyto approach, itis waiting forWang Lingto make the resolution.
二蛤不敢轻易靠近,它正在等待着王令做决断。ButWang Lingalsobraces oneselfinthisworldis looking for the clue of palace of shadow.
而王令也是硬着头皮在这片世界寻找着影之殿的线索。Previouslyinthatencoffinned in the world, encoffinned the palace of shadowwaslean- , what young girl can the palace of shadowbe? Perhapsissometypeeats the thing? Wang Lingis makingsomeguess.
先前在那位入殓师的世界里,入殓师的影之殿是一座披屋,但少女的影之殿又会是什么?也许是某种吃得东西?王令在进行着某种猜测。HeejectskingTongto searchthisregion, finallyalsohas achieved nothing.
他抛出王瞳搜查这片区域,结果也都是一无所获。Perhaps the thing of thisworldsimilarroom, the young girlhas not hidden the palace of oneselfshadowinsomefood.
这片世界并没有类似屋子的东西,恐怕少女是将自己的影之殿隐藏在了某件食物里了。Twoclamsfollowto search forinWang Lingbehind, finallydiscovered the step that theyseek foras ifa littleleaning.
二蛤跟在王令身后一路搜寻,结果发现他们寻找的步伐似乎有点偏了。Is walking, twoclamsdiscovered that the Wang Lingfootstepsturn toward a forestto walkunexpectedly......
走着走着,二蛤发现王令的脚步竟然向着一片森林走去……„Simplesurfaceforest......”Wang Lingraised the head, is looking atthissimplesurfaceforests, hereunexpectedlyfullyis the simplesurfacefruit tree! Packages of simplefacial featuresare the appleequallysolidlongonbranch.
“干脆面森林……”王令抬头,望着这片干脆面森林,这里竟满满地都是干脆面果树!一包包干脆面像是苹果一样结结实实的长在了树枝上。Twoclamswere shocked......
二蛤惊呆了……Thiswhocan withstand......
这谁顶得住啊……
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