Wang Ling suspected that this script content possibly was...... is a scapegoat hero setting perfect joining that Chen Chao or Chen Chaojia relative wrote to the plot in continually, was very simply real. 王令怀疑这个剧本内容可能是陈超或是陈超家亲戚写的……连背锅侠这个设定都完美的加入到了剧情里面,简直无比真实。 Issues the actor card to need to inspect, inspecting the content is the examination official sets the topic, Wang Ling is Guo Hao walks the relations to take to bring, in the selected topic had determined, a group of six people, the Wang Ling second batch. Also simple as for the performance content, above writes must develop the facial paralysis patient who will not smile. When the time comes the examination official will speak the joke, so long as can bear does not smile passes even. 发演员证需要考核,考核内容是考官出题,王令是郭豪走关系带进来的,选题上早已经确定,一批六个人,王令第二批进去。至于表演内容嘛也很简单,上面写着要演一个不会笑的面瘫患者。到时候考官会讲笑话,只要能忍住不笑就算通过。 Wang Ling thought that this examination question to oneself simply is quantity body ordering, almost not big difficulty. 王令觉得这个考题对自己而言简直是量身订制,几乎没多大难度。 After the first batch of six people enter, the examination official announced the first batch of examination questions. 第一批六人进入后,考官宣布了第一批的考题。 The content that they must perform is: The typhoon blows the obsolete scene...... 他们要表演的内容是:台风刮过时的景象…… What the first person develops is a tree, he lifts oneself arm, the mouth is sending out to shout whistling the sound, then fell on the ground all of a sudden. 第一个人演的是一棵树,他举着自己的手臂,嘴里发出呼呼呼的声音,然后一下子倒在了地面上。 Second, the third, fourth, fifth these people are similar in abundance, the examination official who is responsible for verifying look at a disappointment, the first person develops this also even, behind the result imitated this not to have the meaning, acting in a play was in itself an art, what emphasized was the multiplicity of art. 第二、第三、第四、第五这几个人纷纷相仿,负责审核的考官看着一阵失望,第一个人演这个也就算的,结果后面都去模仿这就没意思了,演戏本身就是一门艺术,讲求的是艺术的多样性。 While the examination official sighed, the vision of several syndics fell on the last person in abundance, this person was a fatty, the body weight range estimate has more than 260 jin (0.5 kg) fully. He looks like a mountain to stand generally there is motionless. 正当考官叹息的时候,几个评审员的目光纷纷落在了最后一人身上,这人是一个胖子,体重目测足有两百六十多斤。他就像是一座大山一般立在那里一动不动。 Examination officials: „This mister, what you develop is?” 考官:“这位先生,你演的是？” The fatty replies: „Shanghai fortress that I develop.” 那胖子回复:“我演的上海堡垒。” Examination officials: „...... Passes!” 考官:“……通过！” Wang Ling and Guo Hao: „......” 王令、郭豪:“……” The second batch of tests, are one's turn Wang Ling finally, Wang Ling follows other five examinees to enter the examination place together. 第二批测试,终于轮到王令,王令跟着其余五个考生一同进入考场。 He looked at the ages of nearby several people, should unable to be worse than several years old him, is a very young face. This year must the food not be exactly easy, 他看了看边上几个人的年纪,应该比他差不了几岁,都是一副很年轻的面孔。这年头要恰饭都不容易, The present young people have over 60% to like going to be the anchor, the method to obtain popularity, uses also almost stops at nothing. When the actor was perhaps laborious, the industry of but at least also by skills making a living, the performing skill can through consistently persist in disciplining, if which day were selected by which director perhaps is the opportunity that a salt fish turned over/stood up. The labor is laborious, actually depend on the person of playing tricks abundant eyeball to be much better compared with these. 现在的年轻人有六成以上都喜欢去做主播,而为了获得人气,所使用的手段也几乎是无所不用其极。当演员或许辛苦了点,但起码也是靠本事吃饭的行业,演技是可以通过长期坚持磨练下来的,要是哪天被哪个导演选中说不定就是个咸鱼翻身的机会。辛苦是辛苦,却要比那些靠耍手段博眼球的人要好多了。 „Below I a joke, but hopes that you can maintain do not smile, this is your batch of inspection requests. So long as does not smile pass through even.” The examiners said. “下面我会将一则笑话,但是希望你们能保持住不要笑,这就是你们这一批的考核要求。只要不笑就算过关。”主考官说道。 „The examination official, can you smile?” At this time, the little elder brother who did not fear death asked. “那考官,你会不会笑？”这时,有一位不怕死的小哥问道。 „Smiles? Naturally will not smile, we are specialized, regardless of funny, will not smile......, only if cannot bear.” The examiners swept several people of one, then started to mention the joke on book: „Formerly the temple, in the temple had a silly monk...... haha hahahaha......” “笑？当然不会笑,我们是专业的,不论有多好笑,都不会笑……除非忍不住。”主考官扫扫了几人一眼,然后开始说起了本子上的笑话:“从前有一座庙,庙里有一个傻和尚……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……” „......” “……” Sees only that examination official to smile doubles with laughter, smiled directly upside-down from the chair. The nearby several syndics see this scenery scenery, wrinkled the brow. 只见那考官笑得是前仰后翻,直接从椅子上笑倒了。边上几个评审员见到此景此景,不禁皱紧了眉头。 „This old Chen developed has made an effort fiercely......” “这老陈是不是演得用力过猛了点……” „Un, a little. However the performing skill truly is good, no wonder can work as the main appraisal. You looked, old Chen twitches clearly, is shivering from top to bottom, here should no one be able to achieve like old Chen shivers so even?” “恩,有一点。不过演技确实是好,难怪能当主评审。你看,老陈抽搐地多逼真啊,浑身上下都在颤抖,我们这里应该没有一个人能做到像老陈一样颤抖的如此均匀吧？” „old Chen laughs at me to look, is not funny. old Chen can display to smile this before everyone unexpectedly at the scene, indicates exquisitely the performing skill!” “老陈的笑话我看过,并不好笑。老陈居然能在大家面前当场发挥笑成这样,足见演技之精湛呐！” „Looked quickly...... old Chen seemed the mouth to spit the foam......” “快看……老陈好像口吐白沫了……” „Even the foam can spit, is really splendid! Moreover you see not to have, he will also show the whites of the eyes unexpectedly! Really is the detail!” “连白沫都能吐出来,真是精彩！而且你们看到没有,他居然还会翻白眼！真的是细节啊！” „Truly is the detail, rolled the eyes continually thinks. But I have not a little thought through.” “确实是细节,连翻白眼都想到了。可是我还是有一点没想通。” „What?” “啥？” „Showing the whites of the eyes this is not but actually difficult to develop, but how the red blood threads on eye what's the matter...... this does develop?” “翻白眼这个倒也不难演,但眼睛上的红血丝是怎么回事儿……这个是怎么演出来的？” „Not good...... old Chen is not developing! He is really smiling! Moreover soon smiled to pull out!” “不好……老陈不是在演啊！他是真的在笑啊！而且快要笑抽过去了！” Several examination officials finish speaking, the second group of several examinees could not bear finally, they roar with laughter, the examiner has the examination question to read the joke to make them not smile, finally smiled to pull out...... also to have ratio funnier joke at the scene...... 几个考官话音刚落,第二批的几个考生终于是忍不住了,他们哄堂大笑,主考官出考题念笑话让他们别笑,结果自己当场笑抽过去了……还有比这个更好笑的笑话吗…… Therefore in this second group of six people, only has a Wang Ling person, unemotional. 于是这第二批的六个人中,只有王令一个人,面无表情。 This really cannot blame this second group of examinees, other examinees who because outside the examination place are still lining up to wait for the test also because this small interlude laughs loudly, some people laughed out loud, partly squatted on the ground is covering the belly. 这真不能怪这第二批的考生,因为考场外还在排队等待考试的其他考生也都因为这个小插曲一个个捧腹大笑起来,有的人都笑岔气了,半蹲在地上捂着肚子。 Audience, only then a Wang Ling person, the expression does not have the mighty waves of least bit. 全场,只有王令一个人,表情没有半点的波澜。 Only can say, the facial paralysis face in legend really lived up to reputation...... Guo Hao touching by Wang Ling this calm, really he recommended the decision that Wang Ling came to be correct! 只能说,传说中的面瘫脸果然是名不虚传……郭豪被王令这番淡定给触动了,果然他推荐王令过来的决定是正确的！ ...... …… Therefore after dozen minutes, examination official's in Wang Ling means to second group of examinees actor card, only then a Wang Ling person attained the actor certificate in the second group of people. 于是十几分钟后,考官给第二批考生中的王令办法了演员证,也只有王令一个人在第二批人中拿到了演员资格证。 A time syndic who issues the card reveals the admiring look to Wang Ling: „Schoolmate, you were good, we are the examination official smiled to pull out quickly, you did not have the least bit to fluctuate unexpectedly.” 发证的时候一名评审员对王令露出钦佩的眼神:“同学,你太牛了,我们做考官的都快笑抽了,你居然没有半点波动。” „He in school also this.” Guo Hao flutters the shoulder of Wang Ling, unexpectedly cannot help but has a sense of pride. “他在学校里也这样。”郭豪勾住王令的肩膀,居然不由自主有一种自豪感。 „Originally this boy is your schoolmate!” The syndics were happy, he does not know Wang Ling, but knows Guo Hao. Inside the square there are many directors is his uncle. Therefore ordinary Guo Hao does not lack the pocket money to use, without money came to here to act in a play, sometimes lies down for day to fish several hundred. “原来这小子是你同学啊！”评审员乐了,他不认识王令,但认识郭豪啊。片场里头有不少导演都是他叔叔。所以平常郭豪也不缺零用钱用,只要没钱了就来这里演戏,有的时候躺上一天都能捞个几百。 This, is Guo Hao luck is good. Just the related 60 network big movies must begin shooting in this film and television base, then Guo Hao was introduced inside the dramatic team, must play a dragon embroidered costume supporting role. This supporting role lines are not many, altogether also on three words. But a dragon embroidered costume supporting role can have three words is very fierce......, moreover is most essential, has the lens of face! Guo Hao was fantasizing made a debut taking this opportunity by some chance, to be delicious? 这一回,也算是郭豪自己运气好。刚好就有一部有关六十的网络大电影要在这影视基地开拍,然后郭豪就被介绍到剧组里头,要演一个龙套配角。这配角台词不多,总共也就三句话。但一个龙套配角能有三句话已经是很厉害了……而且最关键的是,有正脸的镜头！郭豪就幻想着万一自己借着这个机会出道了,岂不是美滋滋？ By that time, he is second deer slow Fan! Second Wu Yuanxi! 到了那个时候,他就是第二个鹿徐凡！第二个吴源玺啊！ „Walks, Wang Ling, I lead you to go to the square.” The innermost feelings are filling with excitedly, the Guo two eggs brought Wang Ling to arrive at " Exceptional Demon Child Birth » filming scene finally. “走,王令,我带你去片场。”内心满怀着激动,郭二蛋带着王令终于来到了《卓异之魔童降世》的拍摄现场。 This is the first time that Wang Ling to the filming scene, the director is directing the photography, the posture is very enchanting. 这是王令第一次到拍摄现场来,现场导演正在指挥拍摄,姿势很是妖娆。 „Actor!” “演员！” „Light!” “灯光！” „Action!” “action！” ...... …… Guo Hao brings Wang Ling to circle, at this time actually most abstained is the irrelevant personnel takes a walk, many rookie actors will always enter in the lens carelessly, the judgment that pats with great difficulty wasted. 郭豪带着王令绕过去,这种时候其实最忌讳的就是无关人员走动,很多新人演员总是会不慎走进镜头里,好不容易拍的判断就白费了。 However the Guo two eggs is a slippery customer, he knew about the situation. When he Wang Ling belt/bring to carrying out in front of director, the director sized up under Wang Ling up and down: „Is this that schoolmate who you said?” 不过郭二蛋已经是个老油条,他对现场的情况十分了解。当他把王令带到执行导演面前的时候,那导演上下打量了下王令:“这就是你说的那个同学？” „Yes, Uncle!” The Guo two eggs nod. “是啊,叔！”郭二蛋点点头。 „Good, the appearance also very pass through.” That carries out the director to nod. “不错,长相还挺过关的。”那执行导演点了点头。 „Which does my schoolmate pat?” “那我同学拍哪一场？” „Next makes him try, one hits the play, your schoolmate lying down corpse on line.” Carries out the director to say. “下一场让他试试吧,有一场打戏,你同学躺尸就行。”执行导演说道。