TDLOIK :: Volume #14 王暖篇

#1046: Is the southern cockroach so why big?

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Helps among the war with cat groups, it can be said that has not established that little while to start from the independent regiment, this is an underground dispute of global scale, since like cultivating true virtue many years with the gratitude and grudges of monster clan demon clan, continued the entire over a thousand years. 强帮与猫团之间的战争,可以说是从独立团还没成立那会儿就开始了,这是一场全球范围的地下纷争,如同修真者多年以来与妖族魔族的恩怨,持续了整整上千年。 Helps not be possible with the cat group two, beast of this matter in the spirit animal pen completely all knows. 强帮与猫团二者不可相兼,这件事在灵兽圈中兽尽皆知。 Since many years, have helped, because all kinds of humble lines were loathed, for example they like living in sewer that in greasy, odor cannot withstand, does not care about own health completely, stained greasy and body of bacteria with oneself pollutes food, arrives at each corner of city the fatal germ belt/bring., 多年以来,强帮因为各种各样的陋行遭人厌恶,比如它们喜欢生活在油腻腻、恶臭不堪的下水道里,完全不在乎自己的卫生,用自己沾满了油腻和细菌的身体去污染食物,把致命病菌带到城市的各个角落。、 Is the Cultivation World cockroach what kind of terrifying? They have compared with the normal cockroach more tenacious vitality, because the strong reproduction ability causes cultivating true virtue when meeting the cockroach will be defeated, many cultivating true virtue even discovered at home after cockroach nest , the direct selection will move. Once discovered the cockroach nest, in less than several days of time, each corner of this crowd of cockroach crawling rooms, will open the door will see this crowd of pitch-dark things open the steel wing to fly all over the sky randomly. 修真界的蟑螂是何等恐怖？它们拥有着比正常蟑螂更加顽强的生命力,而又因为强大的繁殖能力致使一个个修真者在遇到蟑螂之际都会败下阵来,很多修真者甚至在家里发现了蟑螂窝后会直接选择搬家。一旦发现了蟑螂窝,用不了几天时间,这群蟑螂就会爬满屋子的每一个角落,一开门就会看到这群黑漆漆的东西张开钢翅满天乱飞。 Therefore the elimination cockroach maintains the Cultivation World environment to become the matter that all cultivating true virtue need to cooperate to face together, the reproduction speed of cockroach quickly is unable to achieve the eradication, then on suppresses from every year elimination quantity at least. 所以消灭蟑螂维护修真界环境就成了所有修真者都需要共同协作面对的事情,蟑螂的繁殖速度之快无法做到根绝,那么最起码就得从每年的消灭数量上进行压制。 Now in the market will have the special cultivating true virtue deinsectization association to be responsible for dealing with the insect pest issue of each household, the association will act according to each region insect pest in the announcement hall issue duty, receives the duty cultivating true virtue to receive the soul collector that a watch shape to record to extinguish except the cockroach quantity, after achieving the target , will complete the task. 现在市场上有专门的修真者除虫公会负责处理各家各户的虫害问题,公会会根据各地虫害情况在公告大厅发布任务,接取任务的修真者将会领取到一只手表形状的灵魂收集器以记录灭除的蟑螂数量,达到指标后就算完成任务。 Once completes the task to obtain by magnificent cultivates to unite the certificate and immortal of reason meritorious service reward signing and issuing, according to the meritorious points can receive in exchange for all practicing resources that oneself want in the association directly. 一旦完成任务将会获得由华修联签发的证书以及仙缘功勋奖励,根据功勋点数可以直接在公会里换取到自己想要的一切修行资源。 This matter is listening easily, but does is not easy, magnificence Xiulian after the deinsectization association carried out several years, discovered that is only hard to suppress the insect pest to happen with the strength of cultivating true virtue completely, will cause some extra losses. 这件事听着容易,但做起来却并不容易,华修联在与除虫公会执行了几个年头后,发现仅凭着修真者的力量难以完全压制住虫害发生,而且会造成一些额外的损失。 The primary cause is this large area of insect pest will let many carry out the cultivating true virtue choice direct enlargement of duty to incur the deinsectization, and what is more to kill the cockroach even also used the Saint level magic weapon...... in the end, the cockroach was extinguished much, but exterminated along with the cockroach, the building will have the huge destruction simultaneously...... 主要原因是这大面积的虫害会让许多去执行任务的修真者选择直接放大招灭虫,更有甚者为了杀蟑螂甚至还用上了圣器级法宝……到头来,蟑螂是被灭了不少,可是伴随着蟑螂灭绝,建筑物也会同时发生巨大的破坏…… Therefore , such behavior gain does not equal the loss...... 因此说,这样的行为得不偿失…… After undergoing several consideration, magnificence Xiulian then decided starts to begin using some place spirit beasts to help turn over in full the harmful insect together, but after this action implements, excellent good! 在经过几番思虑之后,华修联便决定了开始启用一些地方灵兽来帮忙一起清缴害虫,而这个举措实施后,效果出奇的好！ The independent regiment can develop now, a large part of reasons because of magnificence Xiulian in the back support, Li Zheng carbon led the numerous cats to maintain the environment not saying that also own cat group has not sought the survival to seek the development, discovered a way out. 独立团现在之所以能发展出去,很大一部分原因还是因为华修联在背后的扶持,李郑炭带领着众猫维护了环境不说,也未自己的猫团求生存谋发展,找出了一条生路来。 Naturally, reason that can achieve now this scale, except that magnificent cultivates the joint support, a very important reason was Li Zheng carbon catches personally helped the master, cockroach Wen Qiang. 当然,之所以能做到如今这个规模,除了华修联的扶持,还有一个很重要的原因就是李郑炭亲自抓到了强帮帮主,蟑文强。 If the monk said, this is catches, fully has two adult palm of the hand that big giant cockroach. 如和尚所说,这是一个抓到的时候,足有两个成年人巴掌那么大的巨型蟑螂。 However in fact, this is not the cockroach Wen Qiang's complete shape. 然而事实上,这并不是蟑文强的完全形态。 Li Zheng carbon to catch it, spent the big time, at that time caught cockroach Wen Qiang time, this he shrinks inside the corner motionless, Li Zheng Tansuan cockroach Wen Qiang planned that the time of evolution ecdysis, ordering nearby group cat to close, weak cockroach Wen Qiang will take at one fell swoop. 李郑炭为了抓到它,是下了大工夫的,当时抓到蟑文强的时候,这丫就缩在角落里头一动不动,李郑炭算准了蟑文强打算进化蜕皮的时机,命令附近的群猫一拥而上,将虚弱的蟑文强一举拿下。 Then does not have then...... cockroach Wen Qiang to be imprisoned inside the fishbowl unable to go out now, after being caught, Li Zheng carbon Wen Qiang carried out the water punishment to the cockroach directly. 然后就没有然后了……蟑文强现在被囚禁玻璃鱼缸里头根本出不去,被抓到之后,李郑炭就直接给蟑文强执行了水刑。 Naturally, soaking in water is not possible to soak directly cockroach Wen Qiang, this he was the king of cockroach, the vitality tenacious is needless saying that can also be able to imagine. Even if takes away to soak the liquor is still useless, it can live in the same old way well. Therefore, Li Zheng carbon thinks quickly in emergencies, exchanges the contraceptive water with the contraceptive, soaked cockroach Wen Qiang in inside soaks for seven days and seven nights...... directly soaking the sterilization cockroach Wen Qiang. 当然,泡水是不可能把蟑文强直接泡死的,这丫是蟑螂之王,生命力顽强不用说也能想象得到。就算拿去泡酒也没用,它还是照样能活得好好的。于是,李郑炭急中生智,用避孕药兑成避孕水,把蟑文强泡在里头泡了七天七夜……直接把蟑文强给泡绝育了。 Knew after oneself do not have the fertility, cockroach Wen Qiang is filled with righteous indignation: „You bully very!” 得知自己没有生育能力后,蟑文强义愤填膺:“你们欺强太甚！” „Bullied your wool hair bulb...... the country only to open two embryos, you special lived several hundred million, did you feel all right you?” At that time, Li Zheng carbon a few words resentment, directly asked a dumbfoundedness cockroach Wen Qiang. “欺你个毛毛球……国家只开放了二胎,你特么生了几个亿了,你好意思啊你？”当时,李郑炭一句话怼过去,直接把蟑文强问了个目瞪口呆。 The cockroach Wen Qiang vitality is tenacious, considering is unable its direct elimination, Li Zheng carbon then to plan to raise one to make the feudal lord it depending on the emperor simply, so long as cockroach Wen Qiang in its hand, nearby cockroach will be quieter. Moreover what is most essential, Li Zheng carbon even can make the bait with cockroach Wen Qiang, continuous directs nearby cockroach, so long as their cat group waited for gains without pains is OK. 蟑文强生命力顽强,考虑到无法将其直接消灭,李郑炭便打算干脆把它养着来一出挟天子以令诸侯,只要蟑文强在它手上,附近的蟑螂就都会消停些。而且最关键的是,李郑炭甚至可以拿蟑文强做诱饵,源源不断的把附近的蟑螂引出来,它们猫团只要守株待兔就可以了。 Li Zheng carbon after seeing the law constructs the news of university, some mood inexplicable fluctuating and fluctuations, it on branch disconsolate little while, later before arrived at the gold/metal fish bowl, is staring at cockroach Wen Qiang in fish bowl with this double shining different pupil. 李郑炭在看到法建大学的新闻后,心情莫名的有些起伏和波动,它在树枝上惆怅了会儿,随后又到了金鱼缸前,用这双发亮的异瞳盯着鱼缸里的蟑文强。 Cockroach Wen Qiang does not care at all actually, it knows that Li Zheng carbon does not have the means to kill itself, in the heart is actually cheerful: „Did you find the means to kill me? You are impossible to kill me, your boundary also builds the base at best later the peak, before I endured the palm of god period, the opposite thinks I had been cranked up the powder under that palm, god knows I have not died......” 蟑文强倒是满不在乎,它知道李郑炭没有办法杀死自己,心中倒是乐呵不已:“你找到办法杀死我了？你不可能杀死我,你的境界充其量也不过筑基后期巅峰,之前我可是挨过化神期的一掌,对面本来以为我在那一掌下已经被拍成粉末了,天知道我没死……” „I know.” Li Zheng carbon interrupted the cockroach Wen Qiang's incessant words, the latter only wants to remind him do not waste the strength, Li Zheng carbon is very certainly clear is also very clear. “我知道。”李郑炭打断了蟑文强滔滔不绝的话,后者只想提醒他不要白费了力气,李郑炭当然很清楚也很明白。 „I come to negotiate with you. If you can accept my request, I even can put you.” Li Zheng carbon with the piano, is saying to cockroach Wen Qiang. “我是来与你谈判的。如果你能答应我的要求,我甚至可以放了你。”李郑炭在与钢琴,对着蟑文强如是说道。 „Do you want to put me?” Cockroach Wen Qiang cannot believe, its mouth apparatus gathers, head two whiskers also after hearing these words shivered slightly under. “你要放了我？”蟑文强不敢相信,它的口器一张一合,头上的两根触须也是在听到这番话后微微颤动了下。 „Premise is the matter that you can complete me to request.” Li Zheng carbon said. “前提是你能完成我要求的事。”李郑炭说道。 „Mentioned listens.” The cockroach Wen Qiang's whisker is shaking fast, probably two rain washes, it, when the ponder issue has this special custom. “说来听听。”蟑文强的触须飞快摇动着,像是两把雨刷,它在思考问题的时候有这种特殊的习惯。 „Perhaps a series murder case, you have heard. I know, has your subordinate in all the places of human housing, therefore you can find the eyewitness?” Li Zheng carbon is unambiguous, asked directly. “一桩连环杀人案,也许你已经听说了。我知道,在所有人类居住的地方都有你的手下,所以你能找到目击证人吗？”李郑炭也不含糊,直接问道。 „Human regards as the stinking insect us, is ruthless. Their matters, why did we testify?” The cockroach article forced a smile. “人类将我们视为臭虫,赶尽杀绝。他们的事,我们凭什么去作证？”蟑文强笑了。 „Each life has the right of survival, you are no exception. But you wrong wrong, excessive reproduction. This will create the difficulty to other lives, must therefore extinguish you kills. If you can find the right witness, perhaps this is a good opportunity of improvement.” Li Zheng carbon carefully analyzes to say very much. “每个生灵都拥有生存的权利,你们也不例外。但你们错就错在,过度繁殖。这样会给其余生灵造成困扰,所以才要将你们灭杀。你如果能找到合适的证人,或许这是一个改善的好机会。”李郑炭很认真地分析道。 Cockroach Wen Qiang pondered under. 蟑文强思考了下。 Finally, it complied to request: „I can help you try looking, but must meet my request.” 最终,它还是答应了请求:“我可以帮你试着找找,但也得满足我的一个要求。” „What requests?” “什么要求？” „Over the two days you fed to me eat the thing to be inferior, I must improve the meals.” “这两天你们喂给我吃得东西太次,我要改善伙食。” „What do you want to eat?” “那你想吃什么？” „Eastern suburbs that side has a villa, inside master is the simple surface amateur, I must eat his simple noodles. Does not use the entire package, so long as remaining on the line, you finds the person to go to nearby garbage station to look for the plastic sack, even if the detritus good......” cockroach Wen Qiang to be a little saying to be saying, started to flow out the saliva. “东郊那边有一栋别墅,里面的主人是个干脆面爱好者,我要吃他的干脆面。不用整包,只要剩下的就行,你找人去附近的垃圾站找一找塑料包装袋,哪怕有一点碎屑都好……”蟑文强说着说着,开始流出了口水。 When it is a small cockroach, it is every day depends on these fragmentary detritus, long to present build. But the descendant who it gives birth, also compared with normal cockroach big several times. 在它还是一只小蟑螂的时候,它就是每天靠着这些零星的碎屑,才长到了如今的体型。而它生出的后代,个头也要比正常蟑螂大个好几倍。 Therefore, why the southern cockroach did the build get bigger and bigger in the past few years? 所以,为什么南方的蟑螂近几年来体型越变越大？ All these, must fall in love with simple surface that stage to start to mention from Wang Ling in childhood...... 这一切,都要从王令小时候爱上干脆面那个阶段开始说起了……
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