The smallsilverandtwoclams believe that whateverwhosawthis„souleightasked”will have the profoundthinkingtoownlife. Thistopicactuallyon the smallsilver, hethoughtalsoverykeeps pace with the times, becausein the last several monthsstartedfrompilot, the cityresidentsare turning over the relatedrefuse classificationthesematters. Mixesto throwalsofines! Evenpossiblydetainsyourspiritswordto makeyouhelpat the sceneclean up the trashacross the city, picking the full5kilogramsis.
小银和二蛤相信任凭谁看到了这“灵魂八问”都会对自己的人生产生深刻的思索。这道题目其实就小银而言,他觉得还挺与时俱进的,因为最近几个月从松海市试点开始,全市市民都在倒腾有关垃圾分类的那些事儿。混扔还罚款!甚至可能当场扣押你的灵剑让你在市区范围内帮忙捡垃圾,捡满五公斤才算完。Therefore, ifnowyouinlate at nightnoticed that grasps the blackgunnysack, the whereaboutsstealthyperson...... possiblythispersonis not a thief, butcomes outto throw the trash!
于是,现在如果你在三更半夜看到一个手持黑色麻袋,行踪鬼鬼祟祟的人……可能这人不是小偷,而是出来丢垃圾的!At this timedid not throw the trash, morningtimerefuse roomwill haverow of trashto sort the auntto stand a rowto be with smile on the faceto wait foryou, a personaskedone: Whattrash are you?
这种时候不丢垃圾,早上的时候垃圾房门口就会有一排垃圾分拣阿姨站成一排面带微笑等候着你,一人问一句:你是什么垃圾?
„ Many thankscooperation. „ Smallsilversucceededandthisin59SchoolmateShenGuangrongexchanges the languageexamination paper.
“多谢合作。“小银成功和这位五十九中的沈光荣同学交换到了语文试卷。SchoolmateShenis filled with joy: „Otherwork, cantrade?”
沈同学满心欢喜:“其他的作业,也能换吗?”
The smallsilvershot a look atSchoolmateShen: „Otherdo! Yourmotherhas not taughtyou, are opportunisticanddo not fish in troubled waters!”
小银瞥了沈同学一眼:“其他的自己做!你妈妈没有教你,不要投机取巧、浑水摸鱼吗!”SchoolmateShen: „???”
沈同学:“???”Smallsilver: „Howdoesn't do the homework to progress? Howdoes not progressto be admitted to the university, howwithoutbeing admitted to the universityto step onto the lifepeak, to winwhiterich and beautiful?”
小银:“不写作业怎么能进步?不进步怎么考上好大学,没考上好大学怎么走上人生巅峰、赢取白富美?”Afterward, SchoolmateShenis lost in thought.
随后,沈同学又陷入了沉思。
The thing that wantsin any casehas succeeded in obtaining, the smallsilverdid not feeloneselfmakewhatexcessiveplace. Itis opportunisticis the incorrectbehavior!
反正想要的东西已经到手了,小银并不觉得自己这么做有什么过分的地方。本身投机取巧就是不对的行为嘛!
The parkshopentrance, twosons of bitcheslooked for a covertpositionto draw uptransmissionlaw, the concretecoordinates of transmissionwas the principaloffice of PrincipalChen, after theywill receive the work, will not choosecarries offalong, becausemadein60 that maycausevery muchnearbyhiddenlike this attention of teacher.
公园小店门口,二狗子找了个隐蔽的位置绘制好了传送法阵,传送的具体坐标就是陈校长的校长办公室,他们会收到了作业之后不会选择随身带走,因为这样做很有可能会引起附近隐藏的六十中老师的注意。Thereforein the place of plan, the smallsilverandtwoclamshas reached an agreement the strategy, theyrecycleoneto transmit a itself/Ben, is used inlaw of goodstransmissionnot being complexin any case, so long asknows that the coordinateswas good.
所以在计划之处,小银和二蛤已经商量好了计策,他们回收一本就传送回去一本,反正用于物品传送的法阵也并不复杂,只要知道坐标就好了。Twoclamsstretch out the dog's paw, injects the spiritstrengthtoownnail, thendrew a quiteclearcirclein the muddy land, laterthendigs out the characterwith the nailin the circledirectly.
二蛤伸出狗爪子,将灵力注入到自己的指甲里,然后在泥地上画了一个相当圆润的阵圈,随后便直接用指甲在阵圈抠字。It is well known, draws uplawdifficultlydoes not dig out the character, draws a circle......
众所周知,绘制法阵最难的不是抠字,是画圈……Ifdrawsdoes not encircleclearly, lawis unable to startnormally.
如果画得圈不圆润,法阵是无法正常启动的。Therefore, drawing a circleis a basic education of master, the stability of extremetesthand, a masteris not strong, stagecanlookdirectlyfrom„drawing a circle”. The powerfulmasterhasmanydrawing a circlemethods, not onlypicturecircle, but alsodrawsquickly.
所以,画圈就是一个阵法师的基础教学,极度考验手部的稳定性,一个阵法师强不强,从“画圈”阶段就能直接看出来。强大的阵法师拥有许多的画圈手段,不仅画的圆,而且画得快。Swallows the day of clamclanto takeinmonsterfewby the powerfulmonsterkingold family that assiststo be famous, the strategyactuallyswallows one of the day of clamclanrequired courses.
吞天蛤族作为妖界中为数不多以法坦辅助著称的强大妖王世族,阵法其实就是吞天蛤族的必修课之一。Thereforeregarding a lawplan, in facttwoclamsisextremelyskilled.
所以对于法阵绘制,事实上二蛤已经是极为熟练了。
The entireplanprocessis less than twominutes, later before twoclams , the languageexamination paper that exchangesadmittedinlaw, itsmouthread the lawto decide, tiedsealwith the dog's paw, along withtogethergolden light, languageexamination paperthenaccuratetransmissioninsideoffice of PrincipalChen.
整个绘制过程不到两分钟,随后二蛤将之前交换来的语文卷子放进了法阵之中,它口念法决,用狗爪子一结印,伴随着一道金光,语文卷子便精准的传送到了陈校长的办公室里头。Afterwardtwoclamsdig upto pull up the nearbysoil, lawcovering, confirmed after being unmistakable, just nowturnedunder the dog headto sayto the smallsilver: „Walks, goes to the nexthome.”
随后二蛤又扒拉起边上的泥土,将法阵给覆盖掉,确认无误后方才扭了下狗头对小银说:“走吧,去下一家。”
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……Noontimenode, twoclamsbrought the smallsilverto arrive around a university, the positionseveraldelivery manlittleelder brothers of schoolentranceare worrying, they must rush to time a nextsingleposition, butactuallyslowly the addressee in relationnotonthisschool.
中午的时间节点,二蛤带着小银走到了一所大学附近,校门口的位置几个快递员小哥正在发愁,他们还要赶时间去下一单的位置,可却迟迟联系不上这学校的收件人。
The smallsilvergathers uppreviousto look,just nowsaw clearlyon the stele of thisschoolto writeis: Magic weaponConstruction College.
小银凑上前一看,方才看清了这学校的石碑上写得是:松海市法宝建设大学。„Originallyishere......”smallsilversighs.
“原来就是这里啊……”小银一叹。„What's wrong?”Twoclamsasked.
“怎么了?”二蛤问道。„WasyesterdayItoby the university that the serieskiller who yousaidstared.” The smallsilverrepliedin a low voice.
“就是昨天我跟你说的被连环杀手盯上的大学。”小银低声回答。Twoclamsnod, understoodinstantaneously.
二蛤点点头,瞬间明白了。Because the murdererthroughseparating the screencommits a crime, in the murdererhas not arrestedin the situation, toassure the safety of students, the expressconvenienttransmissionfunction of entireschoolshut off, the studentswantto receiveexpress, can only make the delivery manbe placedatnoontime the thingaccording to the old wayin the schoolentrance, waits for the personto receive.
因为凶手是通过隔屏犯案的,所以在凶手没有逮捕归案的情况下,为了保证学生们的安全,整个学校的快递便捷传输功能都被切断了,学生们想收快递,只能按照老法子让快递员在中午的时间点把东西摆在学校门口,等着人过来领取。Naturally, the place that mosthas a headache aboutis, theseexpress itemsare not the real names...... somestudentsfor the consideration of privacysecurity, usedisownInternet users.
当然,最头疼的地方在于,这些快件都不是实名的……部分学生为了隐私安全的考虑,用的都是自己的网民。Therefore the smallsilverandtwoclamsapproach, thensaw that severaldelivery manlittleelder brothersare crying outinschool gatehoarsely: „Iam a father who youcannot obtainforever! Iam a father who youcannot obtainforever! Yourexpressleadsquickly!”
于是小银和二蛤一凑近,便看到几个快递员小哥在校门口声嘶力竭的呐喊着:“我是你永远得不到的爸爸!我是你永远得不到的爸爸!你的快递快来领一下!”„Women's wearbig shot! Women's wearbig shot! Yourexpress here! Receivesquickly! Imustwalkimmediately!”
“女装大佬!女装大佬!你的快递在我这里!快来领取!我马上要走了!”„Sauce! Yourexpress here!”
“欧尼酱!你的快递在我这里!”
......
……Inseveral minutestime, the floral formulareceives a nameto have everything expected to find.
短短几分钟的时间里,花式收件名应有尽有。People: „......”
众人:“……”„Youdetermined that the fragmentishere? Thisis a university.” The smallsilverstands, in the entrancelooked around, somewhatmustgo inhesitant, hesuspected that twoclamsmade a mistake the position.
“你确定碎片是在这里吗?这可是大学。”小银站在门口张望了下,有些犹豫要不要进去,他怀疑二蛤把位置弄错了。„Will not have the mistake, ishere.”Twoclamsshake the head, itis very self-confidentaboutoneselfsense of smell.
“不会有错的,就是这里。”二蛤摇摇头,它对自己的嗅觉很自信。
The smallsilverfollowstwosons of bitchesto walktowardinside, the securityunclewantsto block, buthesees the medal on smallsilverchest, thenstops the footstepsimmediately.
小银跟着二狗子往里头走,保安大叔本来想拦着,但是他看到小银胸口上的勋章,便立刻停住了脚步。Thisis the custom-mademedal of warsuddenlybureauteam leader, in all -round strengthas the presentmagnificenceXiuguorangeranks the firstbrightfactioninfluence, fights the prestige of bureauto be suddenly well-knownin the nation, the securityuncledoes not clarify the smallsilveris which high level of warsuddenlybureau, but after recognizing the medal, does not haveto stopmany.
这是战忽局组长的定制勋章,作为现在华修国范围内综合实力排位第一的明派势力,战忽局的名望已是在全国人尽皆知,保安大叔搞不清小银是战忽局的哪位高层,不过认出了勋章后也没有多加阻拦。
The medalisto throw the thunderDaoist immortalgives, forisprevents the smallsilverto walkalone , on the avenuewas taken into the police station, finallyin factshowed,thismedalis easier-to-use than the smallsilverimagination.
勋章是丢雷真君给的,为的就是防止小银独自走在大街上的时候又被人带进局子里去,结果事实上证明,这勋章比小银想象中还要好使。„Frontcafeteria.”Twoclamsbring the smallsilverto forward, close tocafeteriaentrancetime, the smallsilverfocusedonownline of sight a writing with vigoruniversity student......
“前面的食堂。”二蛤带着小银向前,临近食堂门口的时候,小银将自己的视线聚焦到了一个正在奋笔疾书的大学生身上……Without a doubt, thisis a femaleuniversity student of magic weaponConstruction College, is buildingthickonepile of childhigh schoolexerciseexamination papersnearherseat......
毫无疑问,这就是法宝建设大学的一名女大学生,在她的座位边上则是堆砌着厚厚的一摞子高中习题试卷……„Doingthisis?” Those images and scenes, makingtwoclamsstare.
“干啥呢这是?”此情此景,让二蛤一愣。
A university studentdoes the work of high-school student...... only to make the smallsilverthink of a possibility.
一个大学生做高中生的作业……只能让小银想到一种可能性。Hewalksslowly, stares atthisto write with vigor the long hairmiss, on the tableis also putting the foodcard of miss, the smallsilver was almost onesaw clearly the name of miss: forestShiyao.
他慢慢走过去,盯着这位奋笔疾书中的长发姑娘,桌子上还放着姑娘的饭卡,小银几乎是一眼就看清了姑娘的名字:林诗瑶。„Are youhelpingothersdo the homework?” The smallsilverasked.
“你是在帮别人写作业吗?”小银问道。forestShiyaopulledoneselflong hair, sheraised the headlooked atsmallsilveronereluctantly: „Division/Disciplineexerciseordinarygenerationmakes a 100itself/Ben, the division/disciplineexerciseimitates the handwritingaccurategenerationto make a 200itself/Ben, division/disciplineexamination paper100Yuan.”
林诗瑶挽了挽自己的长发,她抬起头懒懒地看了小银一眼:“学科习题普通代做100块一本,学科习题仿字迹精准代做200块一本,学科试卷100元一张。”Then, forestShiyaotook outonedata matrix codefromoneselfneck, puton the table: „Sweeps the codepayment, Icanhandletodaycompletely.”
说完,林诗瑶从自己的脖子上取出了一张二维码,放到了桌子上:“扫码付款,我今天就能全部搞定。”Smallsilverandtwoclams: „......”
小银、二蛤:“……”
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