With throwing the thunder Daoist immortal knows for the first time, the Wang Ling age is actually very small, but makes Wang Ling be what is surprised, this fate had then planted the seed from oneself fourth in the darkness unexpectedly that year. 第一次和丢雷真君认识的时候,王令的年纪其实还很小,但让王令感到意外的是,这缘分竟然从自己四岁那年便已经在冥冥之中种下了种子。 Cultivates true virtue the forum...... 修真论坛…… This type commented on specially cultivates true virtue circle Eight Trigrams (gossip) the place of rivers and lakes, truly was the place that various large amount sovereign as well as key personnel in charge can patronize. However will that group of people really go? Looks at the network? People some do not believe. 这种专门评说修真圈八卦的江湖之地,确实是各大宗门宗主以及主要负责人都会光顾的地方。但是那群人真的会去？还是去看网络？众人都有些不太相信。 Moreover they remember, cultivating true virtue the forum registers the account number to be very troublesome, must respond many problems, cultivates true virtue the knowledge in aspect related, and these topics have the time limit, the overtime answer builds even wrong. A total of 100 topics, respond 80 to attain the registration invitation code. 而且他们记得,修真论坛注册账号很麻烦,要答对很多道题,都是有关修真方面的知识的,并且这些题目都有时限,超时答题就算搭错。总共一百题,答对八十道才能拿到注册邀请码。 The topic seems like, although many, but if senior cultivating true virtue, closes one's eyes to elect. 题目看上去虽多,但是如果是资深的修真者,闭着眼睛都能选出来。 At present, they want to struggle that 13 mothers obviously are not possible, others are read the god trench in website......, only if, Chen father uses his deposit, but Chen father can affirm, oneself front leg takes money, the back leg must be chopped the hand to kneel to rub the clothes board by own young married woman. 眼下,他们想要争过那位十三娘明显是不可能的了,人家是阅读网站上的神壕……除非,陈爸动用自家的存款,但陈爸敢肯定,自己前脚把钱取出来,后脚就得被自家婆娘剁手跪搓衣板。 Chen father hand is supporting the forehead, he knows that now perhaps is also not gives up: „Come, making us try finally. First registers the account number to start. I answered, the issue that did not know you were responsible for helping me search.” These hive off crowd of main hands fast, Chen father quite trusts, after all now the list the body, dozens years of hand fast is not being covers...... 陈爸手撑着额头,他知道现在也许还不是放弃的时候:“来吧,让我们最后试一试。先注册账号开始。我来答,不知道的问题你们就负责帮我搜一下。”这几个分群群主的手速,陈爸还是相当信任的,毕竟现在都单着身,几十年的手速可不是盖得…… All the people cultivate true virtue under the time, the single age also changed long, because the life of cultivating true virtue generally obtained the growth. 全民修真时代下,单身的年龄也变久了,因为修真者的寿元普遍都得到了增长。 Builds the base period the life to have 200 years- 300, but present these, are about hundred-year-old golden bachelors. 筑基期的寿元能有200年-300年的时间,而眼前的这几位,一个个都是近百岁的黄金单身汉。 „Also has like this! The final effort gives a try again!” The forest was just also inspired by Chen father, the registration that this, one group of people start to refuse to abandon hope cultivates true virtue the account number of forum. “也只好这样了！再最后努力一把试试看！”林刚也被陈爸所鼓舞,就这样,一群人开始死马当活马医的注册起修真论坛的账号来。 Chen father selects the registration page, 100 problems appear in the view instantaneously, altogether 50 right and wrong problems, 50 judgment problems. 陈爸点开注册页面,一百道题瞬间出现在眼帘,一共五十道是非题,五十道判断题。 The difficulty of topic also progresses layer upon layer. 题目的难度也是层层递进的。 The first topic( choice question): Excuse me, when cultivates true virtue the forum staff visit, which is the staff indicates clearly the status words? 第一题(选择题):请问,当修真论坛工作人员上门时,哪一句才是工作人员明示身份的话？ A: Chris closes the gate a:科里斯关下门 B: I come your family to cultivate/repair the air conditioning b:我来你家修空调 C: Hello, here is cultivates true virtue the forum staff, the labor number: xxx c:您好,这里是修真论坛工作人员,工号:xxx D: My Lu Benwei has not really opened hangs d:我卢本伟真的没有开挂 Chen father has not answered intentionally, later looked at a time, two minutes of time limit has started. 陈爸故意没有作答,随后看了眼时间,两分钟的时限已经开始了。 „What kind of, is difficult?” The forest just asked. “怎么样,难不难？”林刚问。 „Topic difficulty said that progresses layer upon layer, this first issue is the security general knowledge, is very easy.” Chen father replied. “题目难度说是层层递进,这第一个问题算是安全常识,还是很容易的。”陈爸回答道。 The first topic is quite simple, Chen father chose „C”, later, skips the next topic immediately. 第一题比较简单,陈爸选了“c”,随后,立刻跳转到了下一题。 The second topic( choice question): Wang Xiaoming is one builds base period initial period cultivating true virtue, in an informed and experienced carelessly falling down purgatory cliff, the known Wang Xiaoming's body weight is 90 kg, the cliff bottom depth is 10000 meters, he falls at 10 meters per second acceleration, Wang Xiaoming in the process of falling cliff hit wryneck subtrees on two cliff, conducts the acceleration. And Wang Xiaoming tries to hold the raised rock on cliff in the process of falling cliff, but is defeated repeatedly, is Wang Xiaoming's final cause of death? 第二题(选择题):王小明是一名筑基期初期修真者,在一次历练中不慎掉下炼狱崖,已知王小明的体重为90kg,崖底深度为10000米,他以每秒10米的加速度下坠,在坠崖的过程中王小明先后撞断了两根峭壁上的歪脖子树,重新进行加速度。并且王小明试图在坠崖的过程中抓住峭壁上的凸岩,但屡次失败,请问王小明最终的死因是？ A: Frightens dead a:惊吓而死 B: The falling cliff plunges to death b:坠崖摔死 C: Hits the tree dead c:撞树而死 D: The poison dies d:中毒而死 Chen father: „......” 陈爸:“……” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Chen Chao: „......” 陈超:“……” „His! This special is the topic that the person presents! Difficulty coefficient big incessantly little!” Chen father is holding the head, cannot bear complain, he felt that oneself brain benevolent is very painful. “丫的！这特么是人做的题啊！难度系数大了不止一点点啊！”陈爸抱着脑袋,忍不住吐槽起来,他感觉自己的脑仁很痛。 „Chooses D!” That side, the forest fast had just investigated the answer through own hand fast. “选d！”那一边,林刚已经通过自己的手速飞快查到了答案。 „Why is D?” “为什么是d？” „Purgatory cliff! The entire cliff undergoes the miasma to gradually influence year to year, violently poisonous incomparable. He hits the tree deceleration cushion not dead twice. However after falling into the cliff bottom, certainly will be killed by poison.” The forest just explained. “炼狱崖！整个峭壁常年经受毒瘴熏陶,剧毒无比。他两次撞树减速缓冲不会死。但是掉进崖底之后,一定会被毒死。”林刚解释。 After Chen father listens, discovered that almost did not have the time quickly, then conducted the reply hastily. 陈爸听完以后发现差不多快没时间了,便连忙进行了回答。 Then to the third topic, to save event, when Chen father examines the topic at the same time also read the issue. 接着到了第三题,为了节省事件,陈爸一边审题时同时也将问题念了出来。 The third topic( right and wrong topic): The well-known Demonic Path technique of soul replace is a Demonic Path secret technique of powerful, the soul of technique will replace with neighboring recent one person in a short time, only then asked the third person to kiss one of them, decoded only then. The known Wang Xiaoming's girlfriend and mother-in-law are looking at «Devil Seduction», but this disc had been carved law by the Demonic Path. 第三题(是非题):众所周知魔道中的灵魂替换之术是一种强力的魔道秘术,中术者的灵魂会在短时间内与相邻最近的一人进行替换,只有请第三人亲吻其中一人,方可破解。已知王小明的女友和婆婆正在看《魔鬼的诱惑》,但这盘光碟已经被魔道刻下了法阵。 While after the soap opera male lord said „your good show” these words, in two people „the technique of soul replace”. In order to decode this technique, Wang Xiaoming thought quickly in emergencies, knocked down oneself girlfriend's mortal body, and kissed the mother...... 正当电视剧男主说出“你好骚啊”这句话之后,两人中了“灵魂替换之术”。为了破解此术,王小明急中生智,打晕了自己的女友的肉身,并亲吻老妈…… Excuse me: After this event happened, can Wang Xiaoming survive? 请问:在本次事件发生过后,王小明是否能够存活？ Chen father: „......” 陈爸:“……” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Chen Chao: „......” 陈超:“……” Quick, the forest just investigated the answer: „This problem elects otherwise!” 很快,林刚查到了答案:“这道题选否！” Chen father: „In girlfriend's mortal body is a mother, he knocked down the girlfriend, kisses/intimate the mother, kisses/intimate own girlfriend. Isn't this operation very correct?” 陈爸:“女友的肉身里面是老妈的,他打晕了女友,亲自己老妈,也就是亲自己的女友啊。这个操作不是很正确吗？” forest Gang: The explanation that „online gives is, then knocked down oneself biological mother for the wife, after the biological mother regained consciousness , started to quarrel with the wife. The male lord was unable to withstand the load to jump the cliff dead finally...... was right, the above second topic, has actually given the answer.” 林刚:“网上给出的解释是,为了媳妇打晕了自己亲妈,亲妈苏醒之后便开始和媳妇开始吵架。男主最终不堪重负跳崖身亡……哦对了,上面的第二题,其实已经给了答案。” Chen father: „......” 陈爸:“……” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Chen Chao: „......” 陈超:“……” ...... …… Therefore, when Chen father answered all topics, this is 6 : 00 pm. 于是,等陈爸答完了所有的题目,这已经是晚上 6 点。 Because the renewal of king father is powerful, during this period were also many many monthly tickets, but has a disparity from first place Zhuge. Present disparity: 50,000 tickets...... 因为王爸的更新非常给力,在这期间又多了不少的月票,但是距离榜首的诸葛还是有所差距。现在的差距:5万票…… Chen father and the others looked at a list, knows that Zhuge that side had caught up officially, after waiting till 11 : 30 pm, Zhuge that side will perhaps also continue to catch up a wave to guarantee own position again. 陈爸等人看了眼榜单,知道诸葛那边已经正式发力了,等到了晚上11点半后,诸葛那边恐怕还会再持续发力一波以保证自己的位置。 „This was the final means.” “这是最后的办法了。” Chen father is cultivating true virtue the forum directly is, spending several hundred to imitate the annual member, later before , prepared the good propaganda archives to send to this to cultivate true virtue at the forum, and enclosed the links as well as first several chapters of free main texts of genuine. 陈爸直接在修真论坛是,花了几百块充了个年度会员,随后将之前准备好的宣传文案发到了这修真论坛上,并附上了正版的链接以及前几章的免费正文。 Stems from unexpected of Chen father, quick, his post obtained the reply. 出乎陈爸的意料之外,很快,他的帖子就得到了回复。 Day Xuanzong sovereign Han Ren: „Lying trough!? Did this year advertisement achieve us to cultivate true virtue the forum to come? No matter manager manages? I called the cat uncle” 天玄宗宗主韩仁:“卧槽！？这年头广告都做到咱们修真论坛来了？管理员不管管？我叫猫叔” I called the cat the uncle, was ID of this forum manager. 我叫猫叔,就是这个论坛管理员的id。 But is quick, the increasing number of people started Heyte to have this cat uncle to come, requests to delete the placard. 而很快,越来越多的人开始艾特起了这个猫叔过来,要求删帖。 star killed sovereign Song Kaihua: „I do not look at the network, the repertoire is the same, most does not have the meaning. Deleted the placard quickly! I called the cat uncle” 星杀宗宗主宋凯华:“我不看网络,套路都一样,最没意思。快删帖了！我叫猫叔” The tyrants teach the virtue of position: „Our forum also has unexpectedly dares to have the advertisement? I called the cat uncle” 霸地教教主张之德:“咱们论坛居然还有敢打广告的？我叫猫叔” ...... …… „What to do...... to want us first to withdraw? wait a while to send again? If by some chance this ID were sealed, our white Da. Even if bans word several hours, is not cost-effective.” The forest just saw that the circumstance is not wonderful. “怎么办啊……要不要我们先撤回？等一会儿再发？万一这个id被封了,咱们就白答了。就算是禁言几个小时,也不划算啊。”林刚见到情势不妙。 „Waits for...... Chen father is very anxious again”. “再等等吧……”陈爸也很紧张。 After several minutes,...... 几分钟后…… This manager named cat uncle came. 这位叫猫叔的管理员现身了。 He delivered a reply: „...... Embarrassed everyone, I replied late, was mainly just looking that this...... I actually felt, but also very well looked......” 他发表了一个回答:“啊……不好意思啊各位,我回答晚了,主要是刚刚在看这本……我其实觉得,还挺好看的……” Many people initiated the question mark to the cat uncle's reply: „???” 很多人对猫叔的回答发起了问号:“？？？” However quick, Chen father saw the person who the beforehand several requests delete the placard, the reply that sent erasing. 但是很快,陈爸又看到之前几个要求删帖的人,都把原先发的回答给删掉了。 Day Xuanzong sovereign Han Ren: „Lying trough! Also really very well looks! This post do not delete! The father must look!” 天玄宗宗主韩仁:“卧槽！还真的挺好看的！这帖子别删了！老子要看！” The tyrants teach the virtue of position: „Unexpectedly and is the network in my cognition not quite same? Can study......” 霸地教教主张之德:“居然和我认知里的网络不太一样？可以研究一下……” star killed sovereign Song Kaihua: „Graciousness...... really fragrant!” 星杀宗宗主宋凯华:“恩……真香！” Chen father. forest Gang: „......” 陈爸。林刚:“……” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” Chen Chao: „......” 陈超:“……”