TDLOIK :: Volume #10 惊柯篇②

#914: The entertainment of exceptional school leader


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The disciples of two immortal lv sects regret this Internet cafe now extremely, this also very pit father! However Su line/traverse the face, they have no alternative but, anyone to know , since previous sect gate celebration, Su line/traverse and loses the thunder Daoist immortal's relations becomes very closely. 两个仙榈宗的弟子现在都极度后悔来这网吧,这也忒坑爹了!但是苏行的面子,他们又不能不给,谁都知道自从上次宗门庆典之后,苏行与丢雷真君的关系变得十分密切。 Who throwing the thunder Daoist immortal is? Fought the bureau to start doing business suddenly the same day, including ten will give the face! 丢雷真君又是什么人?战忽局开业当天,连十将都给了面子! But fights suddenly the bureau is also at present in all bright faction influences directly with magnificent only sect gate who cultivates to unite the cooperation! Therefore, doing well to like very important! 而战忽局也是目前所有明派势力中直接与华修联有合作关系的唯一宗门!所以,搞好欢喜就很重要了! That day the sect gate celebration, the immortal lv sect has not sent the representative to come, now sovereign of immortal lv sect is too late to regret, therefore with fighting the bureau signed a big order on the same day that the Heavenly Dao broccoli sold suddenly. 宗门庆典那天,仙榈宗并没有派代表过来,现在仙榈宗的宗主那是追悔莫及,所以在天道西兰花发售的当天就与战忽局签订了一笔大订单。 On the one hand expresses the apology, on the other hand is also demonstrated own future cooperation sincerity. 一方面是表示道歉,另一方面也是显示自己未来的合作诚意。 As for the disciples of immortal lv sect let alone, currently in the immortal lv sect has an explicit stipulation, fights in the bureau all industries, the immortal lv sect disciple must vigorously support suddenly! 而至于仙榈宗的弟子们就更别说了,现在仙榈宗中有一条明确的规定,战忽局中所有的产业,仙榈宗弟子必须大力支持! Actually is only this, the possibility that two disciples have not shirked, they cannot catching the handle! 其实光是这条,两个弟子就没有推脱的可能了,他们不能让人给抓到把柄呀! I manage a gold after......” sets firm resolve, the big Senior Brother clenches teeth, pulled out several gold banknotes from the wallet. “我办一张黄金的吧……”下定决心后,大师兄咬了咬牙,又从钱包里掏出了几张金票。 Su trip took a look at the eye buddy young Junior Brother, was discovering that this young Junior Brother is smiling, a mean expression, said busily ; Decided to manage the golden member, might as well add 500 again, sufficient 1500, can promote as the combination meal. A card can use to two people. Under attendance your young Junior Brother. However this are many 500, your young Junior Brother leaves.” 苏行瞅了眼这位哥们边上的小师弟,正发现这小师弟正偷着乐呢,一副幸灾乐祸的表情,忙又道;“都决定办黄金会员了,不如再多加五百,充个1500,可以升级为组合套餐哦。一张卡可以给两个人用。照顾下你的小师弟嘛。不过这多得五百,得你的小师弟出。” „......” “……” Expression instantaneous face dying embers of young Junior Brother. 小师弟的表情瞬间一脸死灰。 He is not good to reject, has also to pull out 500 gold banknotes to jointly manage a combination card with own Senior Brother together. 他不好拒绝,只好也掏出了五百金票跟自己的师兄一起合办了一张组合卡。 Here, Su line/traverse delicious receiving money, is inputting the customer information time, Su line/traverse suddenly thought that also looked to two people: Was right! Can you add 500 again? Our Internet cafe just did business, has to purchase by barter the service. Adds 500 immortal gold/metal to trade one package of simple surface!” 这边,苏行美滋滋的收了钱,正在输入客户信息的时候,苏行突然想起来了,又看向两人:“啊对了!你们要不要再多加五百块?我们网吧刚刚营业,有换购服务的。多加五百仙金可以换一包干脆面!” „...... Do not leave, we did not have money!” The two brothers of immortal lv sect must cry. “别……别了吧,我们没钱了!”仙榈宗的两兄弟要哭了。 Su trip smiles: Do not regret!” 苏行微笑:“别后悔哟!” Actually they really do not have money actually not, but thought this purchases by barter is not worthwhile. 其实他们倒不是真的没钱,而是觉得这个换购不值当。 500 immortal gold/metal Huan one package of between-meal snack...... 五百仙金换一包零食…… The fools trade! 傻子才换啊! After ten minutes, the fellow apprentices two people of groups of immortal lv sect take the Internet cafe gold membership card that fights suddenly the bureau goes out, on two people faces is a desperate expression...... Su line/traverse half elbow dependence in the gate, gazes after two fools to go far away. 十分钟后,仙榈宗的师兄弟二人组拿着战忽局的网吧黄金会员卡出门,两人的脸上都是一副绝望的表情……苏行半个肘子依靠在门上,目送着两个冤大头远去。 ...... …… As before was August 30 this day on Wednesday. 依旧是8月30号这天周三。 After two immortal lv sect disciples walk not long, the van that has hundred school agency logo arrived directly fought suddenly the bureau entrance. 两个仙榈宗弟子走后没有多久,一辆标有百校总署logo的面包车直接开到了战忽局门口。 The car(riage) high and low one team of people, Wang Ling and Chen Chao, Guo Hao also had the small peanut...... in 60 the first year Class 3 squad to assemble. 车上下了一队人,王令、陈超、郭豪还有小花生……六十中高一三班小分队集结。 When on the vehicle Chen Chao chirp the half of the day, how he was unable to believe, oneself received unexpectedly the invitation that fights suddenly the bureau...... distinct he was still complaining that yesterday evening «Cultivates true virtue Simulator» within/inner Ce, finally next day the invitation sent! 在车上的时候陈超已经叽喳半天了,他怎么都不敢相信,自己居然受到了战忽局的邀请……分明昨天晚上他还在抱怨《修真模拟器》的内测号没要到,结果第二天邀请函就发过来了! The inscription of invitation is to throw the thunder Daoist immortal, but also covered gold/metal section. 邀请函的落款是丢雷真君,还盖了金章。 Invited them to fight suddenly the bureau recently completed Internet cafe visit, has passing through ticket token one of the each palace while convenient, in addition also bestowed in the game to measure big gift parcel one! 邀请他们来战忽局新建成的网吧参观,顺带着还有各个殿宇的通行参观券套票一份,除此之外还赠送游戏内测大礼包一个! In the copilot position, side awakens gets out, shows the smile: Do not cheer too soon, us only limits the visit today. We are underage, the exceptional school leader can entrust to throw the thunder Daoist immortal to send the invitation to us, you are content.” 副驾驶位上,方醒下了车,露出笑容:“都别高兴的太早,今天咱们仅限参观。咱们都未成年,卓异学长能委托丢雷真君给我们发邀请函,你们就知足吧。” Also really can only visit?” The Guo two egg and Chen Chao somewhat lose. “还真的就只能参观啊?”郭二蛋和陈超都有些失落。 In having measures the big gift parcel is also good, can bring to go back in any case to play.” The small peanut laughs. “有内测大礼包也好啊,反正可以带回去玩。”小花生嘻嘻一笑。 As the commissary in charge of studies, he already took a road of no return under the Guo two eggs and Chen's ultra leadership thoroughly...... 作为学习委员,他已经在郭二蛋和陈超的带领下彻底走上了一条不归路…… I said that Wang Ling is a mascot!” Chen Chao touches the head, he somewhat is until now astonished: Why will the exceptional school leader invite us to go suddenly?” “我就说王令是个吉祥物啊!”陈超摸了摸脑袋,直到现在他还有些惊异:“不过卓异学长为什么会突然邀请我们去?” You forgot, before the spirit sword meeting, Wang Ling borrowed school leader outstanding the spirit sword, exceptional school leader this is expressing gratitude.” side awakens replied. “你们忘记了,之前在灵剑交流会上,王令借了卓学长灵剑,卓异学长这是在表示感谢。”方醒回答道。 This set of excuse yesterday evening, side awakens and exceptional has been in cahoots! 这套说辞在昨天晚上的时候,方醒和卓异就已经串通好了! I said! I said that Wang Ling is a mascot!” “我就说嘛!我就说王令是个吉祥物!” Chen Chao listens not to suspect, laughs directly: Otherwise I almost think that this war bureau is Schoolmate Wang Ling opens suddenly!” 陈超一听倒也没咋怀疑,直接大笑起来:“不然我都差点以为这战忽局是王令同学开的啦!” side awakens: „......” 方醒:“……” Wang Ling: „......” 王令:“……” ...... …… ...... …… Awoke to say on the image space, these came to the Internet cafe time, merely was also only the visit. Fights suddenly the Internet cafe of bureau is the regular Internet cafe, naturally must have the appearance of regular Internet cafe, even if goes through the motions is not good. 就像方醒说得,这一次来网吧,仅仅也只是参观。战忽局的网吧是正规网吧,自然也得有正规网吧的样子,就算是走后门也不行。 My day!” Just entered the Internet cafe, Chen Chao had a scare by the present scene immediately. “我日!”刚刚走进网吧,陈超立刻被眼前的景象吓了一跳。 He thought that this cannot can be the Internet cafe, simply constructs is like the palace, moreover all seats are the total information cabins! Lies down to put on the helmet to be able the direct connection network! Why wants to do! Even if were for a long time plays the time not to have the weary feeling! Once after entering the total information cabin, that condition with having a dream almost, the body relaxes completely. 他觉得这根本不能算得上是网吧了,简直修建的就跟宫殿一样,而且所有机位都是全息舱!躺进去戴上头盔就能直接连接网络!想干啥就干啥!哪怕是玩得时间久了也不会有疲倦感!一旦进入全息舱之后,那状态就和做梦差不多,身体是完全放松下来的。 Moreover loses these total information game cabins that the thunder Daoist immortal purchases is very high-level, supplementary massage function. 而且丢雷真君购置的这些全息游戏舱都很高级,附带按摩功能。 Before coming, side awakens has said the hello with Su line/traverse, his sideband the people are visiting, at the same time is introducing various information of Internet cafe. 来之前,方醒已经和苏行打好了招呼,他一边带着众人参观,一边介绍着网吧的各种信息。 This total information game cabin is also latest, under is also loaded with the draw-off, if the midway wants to go to bathroom, can begin using the going to the bathroom pattern directly. When the time comes the total information cabin will turn into an enclosed restroom directly.” Su line of introduced: Sees not to have, that is drawing the corpulent button, is the button of going to the bathroom pattern.” “这全息游戏舱也是最新款的,下方还装有排泄装置,如果中途想上厕所,也可以直接启用如厕模式。到时候全息舱会直接变成一间封闭式的厕所。”苏行介绍道:“看到没,那个画着便便的按钮,就是如厕模式的按钮。” What is this?” At this time, the Guo two eggs referred to below button, this is in going to the bathroom pattern below button, seemed like two skewers in the together gefilte fish. “这是什么?”这时,郭二蛋指了指下方的按钮,这是在如厕模式下方的按钮的,看上去像是两颗串在一起的鱼丸。 This jumps the egg pattern.” “这是跳蛋模式。” „......” “……” Considering some customers possibly in our total information cabins too happy to think of home and duty, therefore increased this pattern. The role that mainly plays is sleek/moist intestines bowel movement. Everyone knows that lying down is too long and sits too for a long time, the easy constipation.” “考虑到一些顾客可能会在我们的全息舱中乐不思蜀,所以新增了这个模式。主要起到的作用就是润肠通便。大家都知道的,躺的太久、坐得太久,都容易便秘。” Your services also are really thorough......” Guo two egg sighs. “你们的服务还真是周到啊……”郭二蛋感叹。 All excreta will compile to transform the manure to the waste water pond after the special handling finally, for watering the cultivation awning of Heavenly Dao broccoli.” “所有的排泄物最后都会汇总到废水池中经过特殊处理转化成肥料,用于浇灌天道西兰花的养殖棚。” „......” “……” Today the Internet cafe just starts doing business, had come many Yuan infant periods and customer of god period, their manures are very actually rare.” “今天网吧刚开业,已经来了不少元婴期和化神期的顾客,他们的肥料其实挺难得的。” „......” “……” Is being said that Su line/traverse split vision also always once for a while falling on Wang Ling. 正介绍中,苏行的余光也总是时不时的落在王令身上。 Besides Chen Chao, the Guo two eggs and small peanuts, here everyone is very clear, Wang Ling status. 除了陈超、郭二蛋、小花生之外,这里所有人都很清楚,王令的身份。
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