The world's saddest rebirth way is throws the wrong embryo, after day Marshal the pig becomes aware to be able learning from another's mistakes, two clam comrade also steps footsteps. Clearly is one generation of monster kings who have the having mystical powers wisdom, separated a remnant soul with great difficulty, the result are summoned in the classroom bewilderedly, then bewildered was fused forcefully, turned into a dog from a clam rebirth. 世界上最悲催的重生方式莫过于投错胎,继天蓬元帅猪悟能的前车之鉴后,二蛤同志也步了后尘。分明是一只尚存有灵智的一代妖王,好不容易分离出了一丝残魂,结果莫名其妙被召唤到教室里,然后又莫名其妙的被强行融合,从一只蛤重生变成了一只狗。 This might be considered as spans the species the epic level rebirth miracle...... to go down in history on the difference simply. 这简直堪称是跨越物种的史诗级重生奇迹……就差载入史册了。 Since had two clams, the atmosphere in class obviously happy took off/escaped, each festival finishes class to rub the small fat faces of two clams, has become schoolmates' habits and customs. 而自从有了二蛤以后,班里的气氛明显欢脱了许多,每节下课去揉揉二蛤的小肥脸,已经成为同学们的生活习惯。 What is most essential, Wang Ling discovers the arrivals of two clams, was reduced suddenly much by own existence feeling. 最关键的是,王令发现二蛤的到来,让自己的存在感突然降低不少。 Regarding this, Wang Ling is quite satisfied. 对此,王令相当满意。 Therefore also tacitly approved existences of two clams. 于是也就默认了二蛤的存在。 ...... …… For these days, as spirit two egg Grandmaster Guo Hao who favored the aristocratic family family background, started to hold the post to favor the trainer to come the specialized training two clam practice dogs to call spirit. 这几天,作为灵宠世家出身的二蛋大师郭豪,开始担任起了灵宠驯养员来专门训练二蛤练习狗叫。 So-called since came, then settle it, does in Rome as Rome does...... imposing training a toad study dog that turned into the dog called, this matter wants is very mysterious no matter how. 所谓既来之则安之,入乡随俗……轰轰烈烈的训练一只变成了狗的癞蛤蟆学狗叫,这事儿不管怎么想都挺神奇。 But two clams then discovered, oneself were joins a gang of evildoers thoroughly. 而二蛤这才发现,自己是彻底上了贼船了。 This crowd of motherland's future flowers compel a toad study dog to call unexpectedly, too his Ma did not have the clam to say miserably! 这群祖国未来的花朵居然逼一只癞蛤蟆学狗叫,实在太他玛惨无蛤道了！ Following close on, everyone noticed that two egg Grandmasters teach the dog process imposingly. 紧跟着,所有人都看到二蛋大师轰轰烈烈的训狗过程。 Two egg Grandmasters of thinking through a matter, almost exhausted all after school, collects various dogs to call the video to look to two clams. But two clams are the expressions that an interest lacks, languid lying on the ground, completely no rebirth to become dog tries hard to strive for success to step onto the dog to live the peak the desire to do better. 用心良苦的二蛋大师,几乎用尽了所有课余时间,搜集各种狗叫视频给二蛤看。可二蛤都是一副兴致缺缺的表情,懒洋洋的趴在地上,完全没有一只重生成狗努力拼搏走上狗生巅峰的上进心。 Afterward two egg Grandmasters realized, perhaps is own way of teaching is not right. 后来二蛋大师意识到,或许是自己的教学方式不对。 After all the previous existence of two clams, are powerful five levels of monster kings! Must make monster king Xuegou call past, seeing things in others'shoes under also knows that this is an extremely ashamed matter. 毕竟二蛤的前生,可是一只威风凛凛的五级妖王啊！要让昔日妖王学狗叫,换位思考下也知道这是件极其羞耻的事情。 Therefore, two egg Grandmasters think quickly in emergencies, thought of brand-new means. 所以,二蛋大师急中生智,想到了一个全新的办法。 Therefore the next day, everyone saw that two egg Grandmasters bring one volume of posters to arrive at the class, later sewed in the back door of class. 于是在第二天的时候,所有人就看到二蛋大师带着一卷海报来到班级,随后钉在了班级的后门上。 The people are astonished: „Do you bring a The Legend and Hero poster to do?” 众人惊异:“你带着一副封神榜海报干什么？” Two egg Grandmasters self-satisfied smiles, before two clams brought the poster, referred to the poster corner: „Saw? Heavy breathing day of dog!- In dog god! Should not fall in price compared with the status of your monster king, later this was the goal that you learned/studied!” 二蛋大师得意的一笑,把二蛤带到了海报前,指了指海报的角落:“看到了吗？哮天犬！-狗中之神！应该不比你妖王的身份掉价把,以后这就是你学习的目标了！” Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” People: „......” 众人:“……” Finally finally, successfully made two clams discard the dignity of monster king, learned the dog to call the person not two egg Grandmasters. But is that parrot two eggs in two egg Grandmaster hands, as well as in class a younger sister named forest Koba. 结果最后,成功让二蛤舍弃了妖王的尊严,学会了狗叫的人并非二蛋大师。而是二蛋大师手里的那只鹦鹉二蛋,以及班里一名叫做林小羽的妹子。 Forest Koba, after the admittance, entire one week successfully obtains Wang Ling oneself to pay attention, includes guards against the object list strictly the sixth person. Even once believes by Wang Ling, compared with Teacher Pan more fearful fellow-, because, this is a senior spoiled female. So long as is the male gender, Koba can accurate branching out attack and receive. 林小羽,入学后整整一星期才成功获得王令本人关注,列入严加提防对象名单的第六人。甚至一度被王令认为,是比潘老师更可怕的家伙-因为,这是一名资深腐女。只要是雄性,小羽都能准确的分出攻与受。 Regarding this, most obvious is forest Koba trains these days of two clams in two egg Grandmasters, successfully the parrot two eggs with two clams, the lifeform of two different species and different structure composed CP, and differentiated to attack to receive. 对于这点,最显而易见的就是林小羽在二蛋大师调教二蛤的这段时间里,成功将鹦鹉二蛋与二蛤,两只不同物种、不同构造的生物组成了CP,并且区分出了攻受。 But what is most unexpected, seemingly attacks the attribute very powerful two clams, unexpectedly by the small fish incorporates into „” a side...... 而最出人意料的是,看上去攻属性十分强大的二蛤,竟然被小鱼划归成了“受”的一方…… Regarding this, two clams expressed certainly that strongly condemned and raised the grave protest. 对此,二蛤当然表示强烈谴责并提出了严正抗议。 So long as finishes class, forest Koba starts to be unforgiving reconciling, is telling own quibble: „You look, from ancient to present. Up to cunning or petty ruses and bits and pieces, did things stealthily, the range chicken earthenware dog...... the chicken and dog were recognized CP since old times!” 只要一下课,林小羽就开始不依不饶的进行撮合,诉说着自己的歪理:“你看,从古至今。鸡鸣狗盗、鸡零狗碎、偷鸡摸狗、土鸡瓦狗……鸡和狗是自古公认的CP呀！” Two clams: „......” Chicken your younger sister! This his Ma clearly is only a parrot! 二蛤:“……”鸡你妹啊！这他玛分明只是一只鹦鹉啊！ So serious talking nonsense, unexpectedly holds together two clams „woof ~” makes noise...... 如此一本正经的胡说八道,居然直接气得二蛤“汪~”出了声…… After all, the main body eventually is a dog, even if the soul has been limiting two clams to send out to yell, but the memory of physical body actually will not become. 毕竟,本体终究还是一只狗,即便灵魂一直在限制着二蛤发出喊叫,但肉体的记忆却是不会变得。 But saw two clams by oneself violent finally sends out the dog to call, forest Koba sneered slightly: „, Is one had a fit of bad temper proud Jiaoshou.” 而见到二蛤被自己激的终于发出狗叫,林小羽微微冷笑了一下:“呵,原来还是一只炸毛傲娇受。” Two clams: „......” 二蛤:“……” ...... …… At present, Wang Ling already admittance entire one week. Although because of various mistake arising out of chance circumstances, causing Wang Ling high school life to estimate that had the deviation. He enters the class that should not enter, knew one crowd that should not know compels funny, but overall, but can also be uneventfully. 眼下,王令已经入学整整一星期。虽然因为各种阴差阳错,导致王令的高中生活比自己预想中产生了偏离。他进了不该进的班,认识了不该认识的一群逗逼,不过从整体上看,还算得上是风平浪静。 At least, when oneself in the admittance inspect brushes the full that wave to have the feeling, in two clams with two egg this to the domineering brainwashing of new CP, weakened. 至少,自己在入学考核时刷足的那波存在感,在二蛤与二蛋这对新CP的强势洗脑之下,减弱了很多。 But the good outlook did not last long, troublesome quick comes. 然而好景不长,麻烦很快就找上了门。 Friday that afternoon was on vacation from school, Wang Ling smelled in the air to have unusual aura. 周五当天下午放学的时候,王令就嗅到了空气中有一丝不寻常的气息。 Wang Ling discovered, some people are tracking themselves. 王令发现,有人在跟踪自己。 Afterward a split vision revolution, notices a direction immediately, this malicious vision throws from that direction. 随后余光一转,立刻注意到了一个方向,这股不怀好意的目光就是从那个方向投来的。 The method of this group of people was very wise, used the high-end instruments of various counter- tracing, even used various symbol seals to form the strategy, hides own aura. 这群人的手段很高明,用了各种反追踪的高端仪器,甚至动用了各种符篆组建阵法,来隐蔽自身的气息。 But unfortunately, even if there is a method that these practice trickery sufficiently, still cannot escape the Wang Ling sensation. His eye also want strong big several tens of thousands of times compared with the world's most powerful laser scanner ; His ear just like a core monitor, coordinates the mental telepathy again, so long as he thinks, can lock anyone of this Earth instantaneously. 但可惜的是,纵使有这些足以瞒天过海的手段,依然逃不过王令的感知。他的眼睛远要比当今世界最强大的镭射扫描器还要强大数万倍;他的耳朵宛若一台地核监听器,再配合他心通,只要他想,可以瞬间锁定到这个地球的任何一个人。 After all, the boundary suspends here, other all are only the nihilities. 毕竟,境界摆在这里,其余一切都只是虚无。 ...... …… „Young master, has seen the goal to go out of the school gate.” Near black ultra running chariot that all magnificence Xiuguo limits the quantity, walks a suit man who wears the black sunglasses, respectful is bowing to the ajar window. “少爷,已经看到目标走出校门。”一辆全华修国限量的黑色超跑战车边,走来一个戴着黑色墨镜的西装男人,毕恭毕敬的对着半开的窗户鞠了一躬。 „Continues to trace, checks the address of his family/home. Do not miss any traces.” In the glass, broadcast a chilly sound. “继续追踪,查到他家的住址。不要错过任何蛛丝马迹。”车窗内,传来了一道清冷的声音。 „Is young master......” “是的少爷……” „The young master...... in just with the time that in you reported. The front spreads the news, said that is the goal vanishes......” “不过少爷……就在刚刚和你汇报的时间里。前方传来消息,说是目标消失……” „Vanished?!” “消失了？！” Lying trough mother...... Flash? 卧槽尼玛……闪电侠？ „Does not know young master why rigid can find this person?” “不知道少爷为什么执着的要找这个人？” The youth in glass sighed, was actually the expression that exhibited you not to understand. In order to find Wang Ling, he has tracked down six years of...... to start from that year spirit beast raging tide, he has been inquiring the news of this youngster, finally has a feature this year. 车窗内的青年叹了口气,却是摆出一副你不懂的表情。为了找到王令,他已经足足追寻了六年之久……从那一年的灵兽狂潮开始,他就一直在打探这个少年的消息,总算在今年才有所眉目。 „Why can find this person?” “为什么要找到这个人？” The youth in car(riage) swallows: „Because, he is my master.” 车内的青年有苦难言:“因为,他是我师父啊。” „What? Young master's master?” “什么？少爷的师父？” The nearby suit male reveals a face to be astonished the facial expression however including the driving senior drivers. 边上的西装男包括开车的老司机都露出一脸讶然的神情。 If some people see the youth in car(riage) here, certainly will be surprised. 如果有人在这里看到车内的青年,一定会感到吃惊。 Because this youth is not others, now cultivates true virtue hundred school agency vice- agencies, graduates the school leader from 60, now a reputation big legend outside- exceptional. 因为这个青年不是别人,正是当今修真百校总署副总署,从第六十中毕业的学长,如今声名在外的一大传奇-卓异。