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After the morning calisthenics to radio music finished, approximately in the time that noon rests, the antique found Wang Ling approximately to talk openly in small corner alone. 早上的广播体操结束以后,大约在中午休息的时间,老古董单独找到了王令约在小角落里谈心。 Without other matter, is still the calisthenics to radio music issue. 没有别的事,依然是广播体操的问题。 Actually Wang Ling understood very much, after all this time is to represent the school, especially in other school. Must pay attention to the image and makings issue. Most teachers believe that regardless of the spirit sword plays has slides, rune/symbol Zhuan to draw is skilled, the ordinary calisthenics to radio music most can manifest the student vigor the project. 其实王令很理解,毕竟这次是代表学校来的,尤其还是在外校。更要注意形象和气质的问题。绝大多数老师都认为,不论灵剑玩得有多溜、符篆画得有多么熟练,普普通通的广播体操才是最能体现学生精神头的项目。 This is also until now, even if in the science cultivates true virtue the time under the background, various cultivates true virtue the colleges still not to ban the calisthenics to radio music greatly the reason. 这也就是时至今日,即便是在科学修真时代的背景下,各大修真院校依然没有取缔广播体操的原因。 Is good because , the antique is a gentle person. Amiable is the characteristics of antique, in addition on the antique...... as if found own spring through morning that other school classroom regular meeting well, the mood especially. Confessed with Wang Ling simply two, making him pay attention to represent in 60 the student image, then on the racket the buttocks, jumped the step vividly to walk. 好在,老古董是个温柔的人。平易近人一直是老古董的特点,外加上老古董通过早上那场外校教室例会……似乎找到了自己的春天,心情格外的好。只是和王令简单交代了两句,让他注意代表第六十中的学生形象,然后就拍拍屁股,跳着步子轻快地走了。 , The antique walked gently...... just like him, gently...... 轻轻地,老古董走了……正如他,轻轻地来…… Saw the antique the light condition, in the Wang Ling heart has such verse now. 看到老古董如今轻飘飘的状态,王令心中顿生出了这样的诗句。 Falling deeply in love funny compels the literary youth...... 一个坠入爱河的逗逼文艺青年…… Really, the person in love, the brain has the issue! 果然,恋爱中的人,脑子都有问题啊! Wang Ling felt the antique that for the first time like this jumps is not quite a little normal. 王令第一次觉得这样蹦蹦跳跳的老古董有点不太正常。 ...... …… But after this and antique alone exchange, Wang Ling also came up with a hypothesis simply. 而经过这次与老古董的单独交流后,王令也简单的做了个假设。 If this time draws him to the small corner is not the antique, but is temperament wilder Teacher Pan. Wang Ling thought that perhaps with the personality of Teacher Pan, will unable to bear to oneself raises a rumpus...... thinks of here, Wang Ling could not bear hit to tremble. 如果这次把他拉到小角落里的不是老古董,而是脾气更为狂暴的潘老师。王令觉得以潘老师的性格,说不定会忍不住对自己动手动脚……想到这里,王令忍不住打了个寒颤。 Previous loves Eldest Young Master slow shadow to burying that oneself raise a rumpus forcefully, currently the grass estimate in grave mound is more than three meters high...... whatever, stemming from is responsible for Teacher Pan, is responsible for person, Wang Ling affirmed the night of moon/month of circle conducts the necessity that all the people brainwash! 上一个强行对自己动手动脚的葬爱大少徐影,现在坟头上的草估计都有三米多高了吧……不论怎么样,出于对潘老师负责,更是对身边的人负责,王令更加肯定了月圆之夜进行全民洗脑的必要性! ...... …… Afternoon time, an antique WeChat, called in everyone 59 the stadium. 下午的时候,老古董一个微信,把所有人都召集到了五十九中的体育馆。 Only had two days of time from the important spirit sword meeting, as leading teacher, the antique thought that conducted a training appropriately is very necessary. 距离至关重要的灵剑交流会只剩下两天时间了,作为带队老师,老古董觉得适当进行一下集训还是很有必要的。 In 59 the stadium is very big, now most building base high schools, is in has the universe and different like the inner space of this large-scale place, from outside seemingly not big, but inside space crosses by way of space expansion technique processing. 五十九中的体育馆很大,现在绝大多数的筑基高中,像这种大型场所的内部空间都是内有乾坤、别有洞天,从外面看上去好像没多大,但里面的空间都是经由空间扩展术处理过得。 Actually, the space expands is common. With example example, for example the storage pocket of school uniform, for example between -meal snack drawer of antique enough supermarket stock...... this type increases the space area technology now to be skillful again purely. Has been used in the daily life. 其实,空间扩展非常常见。拿身边的例子举例,比如校服的储物口袋、再比如老古董足够一个超市库存的零食抽屉……这种单纯增加空间面积的技术现在已经非常纯熟。已经用于日常生活中。 But the biggest advantage, undercut the price of real estate greatly. 而最大的好处,就是大大压低了房地产的价格。 Keep these again from stirring up trouble for the real estate speculators that people abhor...... 让那些为人们深恶痛绝的炒房团再也无法兴风作浪了…… Strange, how hasn't Teacher king come?” The people's in 59 stadium in the training ground that divides independently, has waited to have one to meet the time. Asking that forest Xiaoyu has doubts. “奇怪,王老师怎么还没来?”一众人在五十九中体育馆独立分割开的训练场所里,已经等了有一会时间了。林小羽疑惑的问道。 In people's mind, the antique is a being punctual man. 在众人印象里,老古董一直是个守时的男人。 Waits again.” Sun Rong also knits the brows gently, feels very strange. According to ordinary circumstances, as long as the time of antique agreement, the antique arrives either ahead of time, either steps on an appearance, will not easily be late. “再等等吧。”孙蓉也轻轻皱了皱眉,同时也感到很奇怪。按照一般情况,但凡老古董约定的时间,老古董要么提前到场,要么踩点到场,是绝不会轻易迟到的。 What won't meet to trouble?” forest Xiaoyu also said. “不会遇到什么麻烦了吧?”林小羽又道。 „......” Sun Rong was silent. “……”孙蓉心里沉默了一下。 She has witnessed the person of antique strength with own eyes. And, antique status to become puzzle, even the fruit and flowers water screen group cannot check the background. Such a man, did not ask others to trouble is even good. 她可是亲眼见证过老古董实力的人。并且,老古董身份成谜,连花果水帘集团都查不到背景。这样一个男人,不找别人麻烦就算不错了。 „......” Wang Ling at heart also silent. “……”王令心里也沉默了一下。 He pondered carefully under forest Koha words, thought that this spoiled female said actually does not have the problem. Because the antique indeed was meets to trouble......, if, the life violated the peach blossom is troublesome. 他仔细思考了下林小羽话,觉得这位腐女说得其实没毛病。因为老古董的确是遇上麻烦了……如果,命犯桃花算是麻烦的话。 Everyone is discussing the antique, finally said Cao Cao, Cao Cao...... 大伙正议论着老古董,结果说曹操,曹操就到…… Sees only outside the facility, reflected a broad form, the dazzling sunlight came from out of the door oblique incidence, towed to be long this originally extremely broad form very much, pulled several bodies. 只见场馆外,倒映出了一道宽阔的身影,刺眼的阳光从门外斜射过来,把这道原本就极其宽阔的身影拖得很长,又拉高了好几个身位。 Although cannot see clearly the face, but the light from the shaded area of ground, the people also knows that was who comes. 虽然看不清人脸,但光从地面的阴影面积上,众人也知道是谁来了。 But in the next quarter, the shadow ghost livestock in this ground leapt suddenly, making everyone look at god a. 而在下一刻,这地面上的阴影忽然鬼畜般的跃动了起来,让大伙看得一个愣神。 Then, in one silent and astonished, sees only nearby the arriving people who a gigantic fatty jumps...... Chen Chao, Guo Hao, Sun Rong, forest Koba to look at dull. 然后,在一阵寂静与惊愕中,只见一只硕大的胖子蹦蹦跳跳的来到众人跟前……把陈超、郭豪、孙蓉、林小羽都看呆了。 „......” “……” Now incessantly is Wang Ling, even others looked that...... today's antique was not quite normal! 现在不止是王令,连其他人都看出来了……今天的老古董相当不正常! ...... …… The small fat face of antique is ruddy, is just like a peach blossom in full bloom, seems like spring scenery over the face. The people as if can smile the mouth that twists the mouth sidewise from the antique, saw that infiltrates the sunlight that from the mouth seam, was really his Ma spring scenery is bright! 老古董的小肥脸红扑扑的,恰似一朵盛开的桃花,看上去春光满面。众人仿佛都能从老古董笑得咧开的嘴里,看到从嘴缝里渗透出的阳光,实在是太他玛春光灿烂了! „Was this lottery ticket? Did five kill the ultra god grade to be promoted?” Chen Chao corners of the mouth pull out, revealing unreadable expression. He thought that oneself is the comparison nerve big strip person, but one sees the antique to have the issue...... that this not simple had the issue! Really has the major problem! “这是中彩票了?还是五杀超神段位晋级了?”陈超嘴角一抽,露出难以理解的表情。他觉得自己算是个比较神经大条的人,但都一眼看出老古董有问题……那么,这就不是简单的有问题了!是真的有大问题! Naturally, the antique why so happy, probably on the scene in 60 in the scholar also knows on a Wang Ling person what's the matter. What very pitifully is, Wang Ling does not like gossipping, therefore keeps mouth shut to the matter of antique. 当然,老古董为什么这么开心,大概在场的六十中学子里也就王令一个人知道是怎么回事。很可惜的是,王令并不喜欢八卦,所以对老古董的事三缄其口。 This may two egg Grandmasters harboring evil thoughts...... 这可把二蛋大师给憋坏了…… As gossipping Xiaolingtong that in 60 is widely known, telling fortunes Grandmaster omniscient person, Guo Hao felt for the first time an signboard must pound the sense of crisis in own. 作为六十中盛传的八卦小灵通,算命大师般无所不知的人,郭豪第一次感到了出一种招牌要砸在自己手里的危机感。 It seems like, you are not know.” Chen Chao shows a teasing expression intentionally. “看来,你也不是什么都知道呀。”陈超故意露出一副调笑的表情。 „Are you challenging me?” Guo Hao selected the eyebrow. “你是在挑战我?”郭豪挑了挑眉毛。 Matter that actually have not known? 竟然还有自己不知道的事? Does not exist! 不存在的! He arm one horizontal, two eggs very aware jumps down from Guo Hao's shoulder, then turning head pecked pecked the pure white feather. The normal parrot association/will the school spoke once for a while, but two eggs were actually one only then intelligence parrot. According to two egg Grandmaster Guo Hao accounts, two eggs, only then, when he permits the speech, will speak, otherwise does not dare to put one fart. 他将手臂一横,二蛋很自觉的从郭豪的肩上跳下来,然后扭着头啄了啄自己洁白的羽毛。正常的鹦鹉总会时不时学舌说话,可二蛋却是一只有灵性的鹦鹉。据二蛋大师郭豪的自述,二蛋只有在他允许说话的时候,才会说话,不然连屁都不敢放一个。 But the people are also believe in firmly to this expression obviously, Guo Hao also obtained two egg Grandmasters title. Since all person eyes, this has been two egg Grandmasters favors the industry probably employed spirit, has trained most splendid pet. 而众人显然也是对这番言辞深信不疑,郭豪也由此获得了“二蛋大师”的封号。在所有人眼中,这大概是二蛋大师从业灵宠行业以来,调教过的最出色的宠物了。 You do not know that the antique the matter, you also counted on two eggs can tell you?” Chen Chao could not bear smile. “连你都不知道老古董的事,难道你还指望二蛋能告诉你?”陈超忍不住笑了。 Two eggs, making this female genitals have a look at your skill! Do not give me the spirit commission hall to lose face!” Guo Haozhi two eggs, excited were spouting the saliva. Spirit commission hall that the mouth mentioned, was actually favors the name of shop inherited spirit. “二蛋,让这个巴子看看你的本事!别给咱家灵佣馆丢脸!”郭豪指着二蛋,激动了喷出了口水。嘴里提到的灵佣馆,其实就是自家祖传灵宠店的名字。 Actually from admittance time, Wang Ling discovered that actually two eggs are not simple. Wang Ling gave two eggs other to have a nickname to call the ice sculpture in secret, because it was unhappy speaks, therefore few lines, maintain the stance that sadly was not not happy and is disillusioned with the mortal world until now all day long. 其实从入学的时候,王令就发现其实二蛋并不简单。王令私底下给二蛋另外起了个外号叫冰雕,因为它不喜说话,所以直到现在都没几句台词,终日保持一副无悲无喜、看破红尘的姿态。 Even if Wang Ling is usually opening the mental telepathy, cannot receive any a wee bit the aspirations about two eggs, saw actually sufficiently this parrot had aloof how. 哪怕王令平时开着他心通,都收不到任何一丁点关于二蛋的心声,足以见到这只鹦鹉究竟有多么高冷了。 Until now, Guo Hao saliva spurted on two egg proud pure white feathers...... two eggs unable to endure finally! 直到现在,郭豪的口水喷到了二蛋引以为豪的洁白羽毛上……二蛋终于忍不了了! Shuts out shows the whites of the eyes toward Guo Hao, then Wang Ling heard two eggs to scold one at heart negligently: Mental handicap of mother! Does not know that the father has the cleanliness/mysophobia! 嫌弃地朝郭豪翻了个白眼,然后王令就听到二蛋在心里大咧咧的骂了一句:妈的智障!不知道老子有洁癖嘛! This discount one Wang Ling that hears two egg aspirations, in the heart shakes...... him not to think, setting that two eggs did not speak unexpectedly under this condition, collapsed because of own cleanliness/mysophobia...... looked like, not only this was a parrot of aloof, was one, only then temperament parrot. 这让头一回听到二蛋心声的王令,心中一震……他没想到,二蛋不说话的设定居然会在这种状况下,因为自身的洁癖而崩坏了……看来,这不仅是一只高冷的鹦鹉,还是一只有脾气的鹦鹉。 And, not covers up, in the bold not artificial haughty attitude from two egg innermost feelings. Wang Ling felt, perhaps until now, as the owner of this parrot, docile parrot expert two egg Grandmaster Guo Hao in everyone impression...... 并且,从二蛋内心不加掩饰、豪不做作的狂傲态度中。王令觉得,或许一直以来,作为这只鹦鹉的主人,人人印象里的驯鹦高手二蛋大师郭豪…… As if to the cognitive degree of own parrot, has certain deviation...... 似乎对自家鹦鹉的认知程度,存在一定偏差……
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