Chapter 902 I unexpectedly by repertoire? 第902章我居然被套路了？ In the morning before deciding Crimson Demon Village, under the suggestion of Darkness, several people bought a dessert to treat as the gift, wanted to give to the Megumin parents, was a formality of visit, has not thought that was first raised by the Megumin mother. 早上决定来红魔乡之前,在达克妮丝的建议之下,几人买了点点心当作礼物,想要送给惠惠的爸妈,算是上门的一点礼节,没想到先被惠惠妈提出来了。 „Aiya, please enter quickly please enter quickly, comes, but also brings what gift, really embarrassed......” “哎呀,快请进快请进,来就来吧,还带什么礼物呀,真让人不好意思……” The Megumin mother by quickly fast brings the paper carton, entertains several people to enter the room warmly. 惠惠妈以迅雷不及掩耳之速将纸盒拿了过来,热情地招待几人进屋。 „Did you also turn many fools to come back before?” “你以前也拐了很多冤大头回来？” Jiangli mew mew asked to Megumin quietly. 江离悄咪咪地向惠惠问道。 „No, who did you regard as me are?” “才没有,你们把我看成是什么人了？” Megumin looks at Jiangli discontentedly. 惠惠不满地看着江离。 „My many only turn several food to come back!” “我最多只是拐几顿饭回来而已！” „Originally will really turn!” x4 “原来真的会拐啊！”x4 Megumin's House is very poor. 惠惠家很穷。 Very poor. 非常穷。 After this is one line of several people enter in the room, the strongest direct feel of feels. 这是一行几人走进屋内之后,所感觉到的最强的直观感受。 Most conspicuous places the rice jar of living room, inside rice unexpectedly only then, seeming like even is insufficient food to eat, the lunch that in the kitchen is cooking, the squint looked, unexpectedly a only pot even is thin can count the clear grain of rice quantity the thin rice gruel! 最为显眼的就是放在客厅的米缸,里面的大米居然只有浅浅的一层,看起来甚至不够一顿饭吃的,厨房里正在煮的午饭,斜眼一看,居然只是一锅稀得甚至能数清米粒数量的稀粥！ „Really is the trivial small ritual, inadequate respect!” “真的是区区小礼,不成敬意！” The Kazuma complexion fluctuates, cannot endure the suffering of conscience eventually, handed over the entire package. 和真脸色变幻一阵,终究还是忍受不住良心的煎熬,将整个包裹都递了过去。 Actually in that gives the Megumin's House gift, he thinks eat. 其实那里面都是送给惠惠家的礼物,原本他想自己一个人吃的。 Jiangli, Darkness and Aqua simultaneously threw the line of sight of despising. 江离、达克妮丝和阿库娅齐齐投来了鄙夷的视线。 He, but also thinks in that package is your baggage! 他么的,还以为那包裹里是你的行李呢！ The you trivial dessert must receive a commission continually, has not to have conscience a little! 伱连区区点心都要吃回扣,有没有点良心！ „Aiya, was really thanks you, tonight can eat to the full the belly!” “哎呀,真是太感谢你了,今晚可以吃个饱肚子啦！” A Megumin mother face smile received the package. 惠惠妈一脸笑容地接过包裹。 „Real? Tonight can eat to the full? Puts the living room to be really effective the rice jar!” “真的吗？今晚能吃饱吗？把米缸放客厅真有效！” Komekko immerses in happy meaning that in eating to the full this word represents, the corners of the mouth flowed out a drool of mouth. 小米沉浸在吃饱这个词所代表的幸福含义之中,嘴角流出了一嘴的哈喇子。 „This child is really, what words saying outward, hopes do not mind, later must play frequently!” “这孩子真是的,什么话都往外说,希望你们不要介意哦,以后也要经常来玩！” The Megumin mother look is invariable, gets by under false pretences with a laugh. 惠惠妈神色不变,笑呵呵地蒙混过关。 „......” “……” Kazuma complexion another fluctuates. 和真脸色又一阵变幻。 What to do, he a little wants to snatch the package! 怎么办,他有点想把包裹抢回来了！ „Dear, you came back, today quotation how?” “亲爱的,你回来了,今天行情怎么样？” „Not to mention, being able to judge the quality of goods does not have!” “别提了,一个识货的都没有！” When the lunch starts, several people have sat cross-legged to sit good one before the table. 等到午餐开始的时候,几人已经在桌前盘腿坐了好一阵了。 The Megumin father comes back from outside finally, body holds an eldest child's homespun cloth package, seemed like with long time. 惠惠的爸爸终于从外面回来,身上提溜着一只老大的粗布包裹,看起来用了很长时间。 „Megumin, what your father makes?” “惠惠,你爸爸是做什么的？” „The item master, the usual work basically is designs and manufactures various Magic item, then sells to the town that Adventurer lives.” “道具师,平时的工作基本上就是设计和制作各种魔法道具,然后到冒险者所居住的城镇去卖。” Megumin looked at out the eye, sees the parents not to notice here, is introducing to Jiangli several people low voice. 惠惠看了眼门外,见父母还没注意到这边,便小声地向江离几人介绍着。 „The item unusual perception that he manufactures, stored up the flash Magic scroll for example and so on, he said that when rushes to Dungeon is very certainly useful, result could not have sold!” “不过他制作的道具都非常感性,比方说储存了闪光魔法的卷轴之类,他非说在闯地下城的时候一定很有用,结果一件没卖得出去！” Un? 嗯？ Does the storage flash Magic scroll...... sound is a little familiar-sounding? 储存闪光魔法的卷轴……听起来怎么有点耳熟？ „Does father, where you go to sell today?” “爸爸,你今天去哪卖的？” When the Jiangli ponder, Megumin has moved forward to meet somebody. 在江离沉思的时候,惠惠已经迎了上去。 „, Megumin came back! I go to Axel today, there has a item shop, the proprietress has appreciated my work very much, in the past can sell to her, never expected that goes today, discovered that there boss changed players, my commodity did not buy did not say, but also did not reason with catch up with me very much, that wore the mask also scolded me loudly, after letting me, did not permit, really irritated me!” “哦,惠惠回来了吗！我今天去了阿克塞尔呢,那里有一家道具店,老板娘一直很欣赏我的作品,以往都能卖给她,没想到今天一去,发现那里的老板换人了,我的商品一件都不买不说,还很不讲理地把我赶了出来,那个戴面具的还大声呵斥我,让我以后都不准去,真是气死我了！” The Megumin father sat on the ground, an indignation of face. 惠惠的爸爸一屁股坐在了地上,一脸的气愤。 „My commodity obviously is some masterpieces, why does no one buy?” “我的商品明明都是些杰作,为什么没人买呢？” „Originally is you!” “原来是你啊！” The Jiangli handle table kicks crushes! 江离一脚把桌子踢得粉碎！ „Table! Table that our family/home can use only!” “桌子！我们家唯一能用的桌子！” „Dessert! The dessert sprinkled!” “点心！点心洒出去了！” ............ ………… „Excuse me, had not a little stretched a moment ago, I will compensate the money of table.” “不好意思,刚才有点没绷住,我会赔偿桌子的钱的。” Some little time, Jiangli calms down. 好一会儿后,江离才冷静下来。 „100,000 enough?” “十万够吗？” „Why looks at me?” “为什么看我？” „I have not had money, is the eldest child shares sorrow, isn't the matter that little brother should do?” “我没带钱,为老大分忧,不是小弟应该做的事吗？” Kazuma is speechless, has to pull out Alice/Eris of ten 10,000 currency values. 和真无语,只好掏出了十张一万币值的艾莉丝。 „Sufficed enough, to suffice!” “够够够,太够了！” The Megumin father received a face sinister aspect immediately, the whole face accepted the indemnity brightly, the movement quick made Kazuma also think oneself have not taken money. 惠惠爸顿时收起了一脸凶相,满脸灿烂地收下了赔偿金,动作之快让和真还以为自己没把钱拿出来呢。 „Words said, I didn't send a lot of money to come back?” “话说,我不是寄了很多钱回来吗？” „These money I took away to buy to manufacture the Magic Item material, after all no investment will not have income Ma!” “那些钱我都拿去买制作魔道具的材料了,毕竟没有投资就不会有收入嘛！” A Megumin father face natural expression, making Megumin instantaneous be silent. 惠惠爸一脸理所当然的表情,让惠惠瞬间沉默了。 Really later do not remit money. 果然以后还是别寄钱回来了吧。 „I called Kazuma, was Captain of Megumin with team.” “我叫和真,是惠惠同队的队长。” „, I am Darkness, is Crusader.” “啊,我是达克妮丝,是十字骑士。” „This female divine name is Aqua, actually I am Captain, do not manage that Kazuma, he head is not frequently easy-to-use!” “本女神名为阿库娅,其实我才是队长,别理那个和真,他经常脑袋不好使！” Kazuma flushed, carries Aqua head one to knock randomly, at the same time shouted whose head is not easy-to-use. 和真冲了上来,拎住阿库娅的脑袋一通乱敲,一边大喊谁的脑袋不好使。 „Are you Kazuma? Satou Kazuma?” “你是和真？佐藤和真？” The Megumin father and Megumin mother looked at each other, in the eye regretted completely. 惠惠爸和惠惠妈相视了一眼,眼中满是惋惜。 „I also think that Satou Kazuma is this rich good-looking guy, thinks that my family's Megumin fished the greatly triumphant child finally, really pitifully!” “我还以为佐藤和真是这个有钱的型男,以为我家的惠惠终于钓到了大凯子呢,真是可惜！” You spoke this words before your daughter, real real man? 你在自己女儿面前说这种话,真的大丈夫？ The Megumin mother smiles a face to be simple-hearted. 惠惠妈笑得一脸天真无邪。 „Please must forgive me!” “请务必原谅我！” Kazuma snatches by, knocks the bang bang sound. 和真以头抢地,把头磕得梆梆响。 Jiangli, Darkness and Aqua three people throw the look that despises again. 江离、达克妮丝、阿库娅三人再度投来鄙夷的眼神。 „But, is a good companion.” “不过,是个好的同伴。” Megumin suddenly spoke, brought in the people neat inconceivable gaze on the scene. 惠惠忽然出声,引来了在场众人齐刷刷不可思议的注视。 Her cheek one red, turns the face away irritably. 她脸蛋一红,别扭地扭过脸去。 „wait a moment, Madame, is this?” “等一下,太太,这是？” „Hot pot, entertaining a guest must put out nice thing Ma.” “火锅哦,待客总得拿出点像样的东西嘛。” „But did I see the thin rice gruel in pot before?” “可是我之前看到锅里的稀粥？” „Hehe, I had not said that is my family's lunch!” “呵呵,我可没说那就是我家的午餐哦！” Jiangli fell into confusedly silent. 江离迷茫地陷入了沉默。 He by repertoire. 他被套路了。 Sees thin rice gruel and the pot in vat, he really thinks that this is poor, therefore gave 100,000 indemnities specially. 看到缸里的米和锅里的稀粥,他真以为这家是贫穷得不行,所以特意给了十万的赔偿金。 Kazuma: I special! 和真:我特么！ The result has not thought that the meter/rice in vat is the repertoire, even/including Guoli the thin rice gruel or the repertoire! 结果没想到缸里的米是套路,连锅里的稀粥还是套路！ This really poor? 这家到底是不是真的贫穷啊？ How to do so many repertoires? 怎么搞这么多套路的？ No wonder Komekko sees them, shouted the fool! 怪不得小米一看到他们,就喊冤大头！ Truly is a group of fools who do not have the brain! 确实是一批没脑子的冤大头！ Cha! 嚓！ In the afternoon, lost the baggage in Megumin's House, the people strolled the Red Devils village these very famous scenic spot under the leadership of Megumin. 下午,将行李丢在了惠惠家,众人在惠惠的带领下逛起了红魔村那些十分有名的景点。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)