Chapter 892 please have a child with me! 第892章请跟我生孩子吧！ Crimson Demon does not suffer a loss! 红魔族绝不吃亏！ Only if owes money and does not have the also means! 除非欠钱又没办法还！ „Snort, I look down upon you!” “哼,我看不起你们！” Kazuma does not dare to the eldest child ignition, to express to two people disdaining, attracts two people to glare angrily at each other. 和真不敢对老大发火,只好表达对两人的不屑,引来两人怒目相视。 „Aiya, the shoulder is a little sour.” “哎呀,肩膀有点酸呢。” Jiangli holds the shoulder, hypocrisy helpless is knitting the brows. 江离扶着肩膀,假意无奈地皱眉。 „I come!” “我来！” Megumin gust ran, smiles obsequiously is pinching the shoulder to him. 惠惠一阵风似的跑了过去,谄笑着给他捏肩膀。 „Aiya, the hand is a little sore, does not want to grasp the spoon.” “哎呀,手有点疼,不太想握餐勺呢。” „I come!” “我来！” Aqua jumps immediately from the ground, has snatched Jiangli front dinner, the charming smile is handing over the ladle. 阿库娅立马从地上跳起来,抢过江离面前的晚餐,媚笑着递来勺子。 A Darkness face looks at two people speechless. 达克妮丝一脸无语地看着两人。 How do both of you dare? 你们俩是怎么敢的？ Really felt can oneself play him? 真觉得自己能玩得过他？ Even I was acted bashful stubbornly! 连我都被拿捏得死死的诶！ No, you are very purely easy to handle —— Jiangli, if knows that she thinks, certainly will send out such complaining. 不,你纯粹是很容易搞定——江离要是知道她这么想的话,一定会发出这样的吐槽。 „I have a proposition.” “我有个提议。” The dinner finished eating comfortably, Jiangli looks at front spatial bowl, revealed wiped smiles badly. 晚餐舒舒服服地吃完,江离看着面前的空碗,露出了一抹坏笑。 „To be honest, after finishing eating the food, I do not want to move completely, not Tathagata gives me personally the washing dishes end water, I think, a day on ten ten thousand Alice/Eris how? However I want a person!” “老实说,吃完饭之后我完全不想动,不如来个人给我洗碗端水吧,我想想,一天就十万艾莉丝怎么样？不过我只要一个人！” „Eldest child, making me come!” “老大,让我来吧！” Kazuma grasped the thigh of Jiangli at the scene. 和真当场抱住了江离的大腿。 A day 100,000, go out many compared with him, Quest that makes Quest to gain at most is also tens of thousands, this is in the quotation good situation. 一天十万,比他出去做任务赚的都多,一个任务顶多也就是几万,这还是行情好的情况下。 Money that he made before was also spent freely by Aqua, now in the hand also there is no extra money, works as the servant to the eldest child, to making Quest is more cost-effective than! 他之前赚来的钱还都被阿库娅挥霍掉了,现在自己手上也没什么余钱,给老大当仆人,可比做任务划算多了！ „Kazuma, goes away to this Goddess!” “和真,给本女神滚开啊！” Aqua handle Kazuma kicked, rushed to wash off the Jiangli bowl. 阿库娅一脚把和真踢飞了出去,抢着把江离的碗洗掉了。 „I pour tea!” “我来倒茶！” Megumin prepared the black tea willingly, this was Aqua does not win her place absolutely! 惠惠自告奋勇地准备起了红茶,这是阿库娅绝对赢不过她的地方！ „Megumin you also goes away, making me come!” “惠惠伱也滚开,让我来！” „Aqua, you will only purify the tea, should not be more of a hindrance than a help!” “阿库娅,你只会净化茶水,就不要帮倒忙了！” „Before was I intentionally, now I will conscientiously do, did not bump into the tea not to purify!” “以前是我故意的,现在我会认真做,不碰到茶水就不会净化了！” „That is I am also more suitable, I do not need to pay attention to bump into the tea!” “那也是我更适合,我根本不需要注意会不会碰到茶水！” „Is I am absolutely more suitable, after all is different from Megumin this country girl, I seem like am very noble, but makes the black tea is the noble manual labor, the poor person cannot do!” “绝对是我更适合,毕竟和惠惠这种乡下姑娘不同,我看起来就很高贵,而泡红茶是高贵的活计,穷人是做不来的！” „Heiya, are you finding fault? Duel, with my duel! The stubble of walking, Crimson Demon will not fear absolutely!” “嘿呀,你是在找茬吗？决斗,跟我决斗！找上门的茬,红魔族绝对不会怕！” „Comes, feared that you are inadequate!” “来就来,怕你不成！” Aqua and a Megumin word did not wrestle at earliest convenience in one. 阿库娅和惠惠一言不合就扭打在了一起。 The entire villa lived it up all of a sudden. 整个别墅一下子就热闹了起来。 Jiangli lies down on the sofa satisfied, looks that two people tactical situations I turn from your fist pull the hair, to rip the clothes, cannot help but wear a look of the color of applause. 江离惬意地躺在沙发上,看着两人的战况从你一拳我一脚变成扯头发、撕衣服,不由得面带赞许之色。 „Oh.” “唉。” Darkness helpless sighed, delivered to the basin to wash off own bowl, then entered the bathroom with the clothes. 达克妮丝无奈地叹了口气,将自己的碗送到水池洗掉,然后拿衣服进入了浴室。 „Does eldest child, play taking advantage of me the mechanical games?” “老大,把游戏机借我玩一玩呗？” „Does not borrow.” “不借。” „, The previous time is not very why good to speak?” “为啥,上次不是很好说话的吗？” „Do you die again one time?” “那你再死一次？” „......” “……” Kazuma was silent. 和真沉默了。 I really admire you, boss! 我真是服了你这个老大！ „Kitten, comes.” “小猫,过来。” Jiangli eye one crooked, saw a whole body is jet black, the back is growing a kitten of pair of short wing. 江离眼睛一歪,看到了一只全身漆黑,背后长着一双短短的翅膀的小猫。 Is Megumin helping of teasing! 是惠惠的逗之助！ He threw the one side the student handbook immediately, beckoned to the kitten. 他当即把学生手册扔到了一旁,向小猫招了招手。 Kazuma sees this, quietly mew mew student handbook with beginning. 和真看到这一幕,悄咪咪地将学生手册拿上了手。 The kitten meow, as if can understand the logical expression to be the same, jumped on the leg of Jiangli, fell face down to take a nap slowly. 小猫喵了一声,仿佛能听懂人话一样,跳到了江离的腿上,缓缓趴下假寐。 „Feel really not bad, this hair compared with ordinary kitten along sliding many!” “手感真不错,这毛发比普通小猫顺滑得多！” Jiangli to rub cat to rub must be unable to put down, the black hair touches like the skin of baby, but is less frail, can feel relieved that boldly to rub, is very good. 江离撸猫撸得爱不释手,黑色的毛发摸起来就像婴儿的皮肤一样,但远没有那么脆弱,可以放心大胆地撸,就很棒。 „Said, this cat is male is female?” “说起来,这猫是男是女？” Jiangli thought of a very serious issue suddenly. 江离忽然想到了一个很严肃的问题。 Without guessing wrong, this gadget should be Goddess Wolbach half-length. 若是没猜错,这玩意儿应该是女神沃芭克的半身。 If then this cat is male, how could it not be to mean Wolbach is the monoecism? 那么如果这只猫是雄性的话,岂不意味着沃芭克是雌雄同体？ Thinks that valiant and charming red hair beautiful woman turns into the belt/bring holds her, Jiangli cannot bear a chill. 一想到那个飒爽又娇媚的红发美人变成带把的扶她,江离就忍不住一阵恶寒。 „Hurries to confirm!” “赶紧确认一下！” Jiangli quickly grasps the meaning of something, helping of teasing will raise to carry hastily, breaks off its hind leg. 江离一个激灵,连忙将逗之助提拎了起来,掰开它的后腿。 „Meow ——!!” “喵——！！” Helping of teasing has a scare, saw with own eyes own lower part will soon fall into enemy hands, immediately gets angry meow one. 逗之助吓了一跳,眼见自己下半身即将失守,顿时怒喵一声。 „Pū!” “噗！” Small flame spat by it, spurts accurate to Jiangli's hand. 一口小火苗被它吐了出来,精准地喷向江离的手。 Jiangli let loose the hand hastily, helping of teasing escaped immediately, ran all of a sudden is missing. 江离连忙放开手,逗之助立马逃了出去,一下子跑得不见了踪影。 „Fortunately, is female!” “还好,是头雌的！” Jiangli patted the chest. 江离拍了拍胸口。 Although only flash, but he shoots a look at the lower part that teased it to help, is truly empty, did not seem like turned into the father-in-law, that was all right! 虽然只是一瞬间,但他瞥到了逗之助的下半身,确实空荡荡的,也不像是被变成了公公,那就没事了！ „You are quite abnormal.” “你好变态啊。” Megumin stands in the Jiangli front, the look despises looks at her. 惠惠站在江离的面前,眼神鄙夷地看着她。 „I, although knows that you are pervert, has not thought that does not let off the cat!” “我虽然知道你是个涩批,没想到连猫都不放过！” „How to speak? My this called is very single-minded to everyone!” “怎么说话呢？我这叫对所有人都很专一！” Jiangli stared disgruntledly, suddenly responded. 江离不悦地瞪了过去,忽然反应了过来。 „Don't you hit?” “你们不打了？” „Fired off.” “打完了。” „Finally how?” “结果怎么样？” „Person of a day, comes fairly.” “一人一天,公平地来。” Megumin reorganized under the scattered clothes, blocked the dark pouche of left eye with the eye-shade calmly. 惠惠整理了下零零散散的衣服,若无其事地用眼罩挡住了左眼的黑眼圈。 It seems like should not decide the victory and defeat. 看来应该是没分出胜负。 „Said that comparison privacy, in Arcanletia, you are blocking Yunyun intentionally?” “说点比较隐私的,在阿尔坎雷提亚的时候,你是不是故意拦着悠悠？” Jiangli looked at about the eye, Aqua and Kazuma ran, then confirmed to Megumin low voice. 江离看了眼左右,阿库娅和和真都跑出去了,便小声地向惠惠确认道。 „For the time being is the friend, I cannot look at Yunyun to jump in the fiery pit.” “姑且算是朋友,我总不能看着悠悠跳进火坑。” Megumin looked at his one eyes, shows the whites of the eyes ill-humoredly. 惠惠看了他一眼,没好气地翻了个白眼。 „But Yunyun must look for the man sooner or later, what wrong seizes the chance to ask an outstanding man to have?” “但是悠悠迟早要找男人吧,趁机找个优秀的男人有什么错？” Jiangli is hinting itself with the thumb, like I such outstanding person, has become extinct now, hasn't this treasured? 江离用大拇指示意着自己,像我这么优秀的人,现在已经绝种了,这还不珍惜？ „You said actually where having can be called is outstanding?” “你倒是说说,有什么地方能称得上是优秀啊？” Megumin sees him with the dead fish, obviously does not believe the words that he spoke. 惠惠用死鱼眼看着他,明显是不信他说的话。 „For example, I can help her best friend buy good Magic Staff!” “比方说,我可以帮她的闺蜜买个好魔杖！” Megumin raised up the ear immediately, the look heart movement. 惠惠顿时竖起了耳朵,神色心动起来。 „Later meets strangely, can give her best friend the head/number of people greatly!” “以后遇上大怪,都可以把人头让给她的闺蜜！” On the face of Megumin appeared quickly the visible vacillation. 惠惠的脸上很快浮现出了肉眼可见的动摇。 „Debt writes off!” “债务一笔勾销！” „Yunyun gave you!” “悠悠就交给你了！” Megumin gripped Jiangli's hand sincerely. 惠惠语重心长地握住了江离的手。 „You are the outstanding man, hopes that do not make her sad!” “你是优秀的男人,希望你不要让她伤心！” „Certainly!” “一定！” „Bang bang bang!” “砰砰砰！” Two people just completed the transaction...... are not, I meant that Jiangli just obtained the approval of Megumin, that side the entrance hears rapid knock suddenly. 两人刚刚完成交易……不是,我是说江离刚刚得到惠惠的认可,大门口那边就突然传来一阵急促的敲门声。 „Came to come, the big evening, called the soul Ne......” “来了来了,大晚上的,叫魂呐……” That side the entrance hears the Kazuma mumbling sound. 门口那边传来和真的嘟囔声。 Before long, the front door was opened, the sound of footsteps resounds anxiously. 不一会儿,大门被打开,脚步声焦急地响起。 „Nangou-san, please have a child with me!” “南乡先生,请跟我生孩子吧！” Appears in the living room entrance, because of Yunyun that being at wit's end to have tears streaming down the face. 出现在客厅门口的,是因无计可施而泪流满面的悠悠。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)