Chapter 884 Jiangli: Kazuma, you special pit I! ( 33 ) 第884章江离:和真,你特么坑我！ „What are you also quarrelling?” “你们又在吵什么？” The Jiangli whole face heavy line walked. 江离满脸黑线地走了过去。 This loses face very much. 这就很丢脸。 Kazuma after all is his little brother, in him, this squad, if loses face, he will also lose half of faces. 和真毕竟是他小弟,在他心里,这个小队要是丢了脸,他也会丢一半的脸。 „Just right that eldest child, you come, Aqua this fellow, caused trouble outside!” “老大,你来的正好,阿库娅这家伙,又在外面闯祸了！” Kazuma as if saw the liberator immediately, held on Jiangli hastily. 和真顿时仿佛看到了救星,连忙拉住了江离。 „A also matter, the eldest child you deceives me, Axis Order simply does not have the loli charm demon!” “还有一件事,老大你骗我,阿库西斯教根本没有萝莉魅魔！” „My also only heard that does not permit also excusable.” “我也只是听说而已,不准也情有可原啦。” Jiangli is smiling shameless, then looks surprisedly to Kazuma. 江离恬不知耻地笑着,然后惊讶地看向和真。 „Kazuma, could it be that you goes to the Axis Order church, for loli charm demon?” “和真,难道伱去阿库西斯教的教堂,就是为了萝莉魅魔吗？” „This......” “啊这……” Kazuma the whole person is not immediately good. 和真顿时整个人都不好了。 Nearby Aqua, Megumin and the others threw the line of sight of despising to him, the hotel operator looked that his look lost the temperature. 一旁的阿库娅、惠惠等人都向他投来了鄙夷的视线,就连旅馆老板看他的眼神都失去了温度。 From an angle of man, likes the charm demon is in the person of same belief the person, but if likes loli...... sorry, I do not know this anomaly! 从一个男人的角度,喜欢魅魔的都是同道中人,但要是喜欢萝莉的话……对不起,我不认识这个变态！ „Worked as, naturally not! My only visits the church! Do not think of as worthless!” “当、当然不是了！我只是去参观教堂而已！别把人看扁了啊！” Kazuma coughs lightly, the righteousness expression denies. 和真轻咳一声,义正言辞地否认道。 The boss left the front door silently, Aqua and Megumin sneers, Darkness also shows the whites of the eyes, everyone knew that was so long, who has not known anyone, believes that his words is a fool! 老板默默地离开了前门,阿库娅和惠惠则冷笑不已,达克妮丝也翻了个白眼,大家都认识那么久了,谁还不知道谁,相信他的话就是傻子！ „Did not say this, the eldest child, Aqua carried out the trouble to come in church there!” “不说这个,老大,阿库娅在教堂那里搞出麻烦来了！” The Kazuma speed of light shifted the topic, is staring Aqua bitterly. 和真光速转移了话题,痛心疾首地瞪着阿库娅。 „, How also to cheat?” “哦,又怎么坑人了？” The Jiangli Buddha is asks. 江离十分佛系地问道。 „Hey, before your view looks like me, simply is also cheating Ma! Did why speak this ficticious words? Will affect people to the impression of my Goddess!” “喂,你的说法简直就像是我以前也在坑人嘛！干嘛说这种子虚乌有的话？会影响人们对我这个女神的印象的！” „Hehe.” “呵呵。” Where Aqua arrives at to want the pit to arrive at where, he has filled to understand now this fact, will not have an anticipation to this mental handicap Goddess! 阿库娅走到哪里就要坑到哪里,他现在已经充满理解了这个事实,再也不会对这个智障女神抱一点期待！ „Eldest child, you listened to me to say......” “老大,你听我说……” Kazuma told endlessly. 和真喋喋不休地讲述起来。 After Jiangli they separate, the Kazuma three people of specific goals, directly soar the Axis Order church. 和江离他们分开之后,和真三人目的明确,直奔阿库西斯教的教堂。 After arriving at the church, Aqua naturally under big crowd of people from exploding is Goddess, finally brought in being angry of believers. 一到教堂之后,阿库娅理所当然地在大庭广众之下自爆是女神,结果引来了教徒们的大怒。 People do not believe that she was Goddess oneself, the indignation slandered the Goddess name in her, each held up the broom and mop, everyone is only thinking taught her, harmed them to hide. 人们根本不相信她就是女神本人,愤慨于她污蔑了女神的名字,各个都举起了扫把、拖把,每个人都只想着教训她,害得他们不得不躲起来。 Under running away of being able choose the exact way because of flurry, relies on Kazuma ambush Skill, several people touched behind the church hot spring, escapes reluctantly. 慌不择路的逃窜之下,依赖和真的潜伏技能,几人摸进了教堂后方的温泉,才勉强逃过一劫。 Originally also ended the matter to here, so long as while being destitute and homeless because of war not to have the issue on all. 本来事情到了这里也就结束了,只要趁乱离开就一切没问题。 Who knows that Aqua sees the hot spring of church, stated categorically that the hot spring water has the issue, must purify the warm spring water at the scene, Kazuma and Megumin blocks cannot block, waits recovers, Aqua the hot spring has purified. 谁知道阿库娅看到教堂的温泉,就一口咬定温泉水有问题,当场就要净化温泉水,和真和惠惠拦都拦不住,等回过神来的时候,阿库娅已经把温泉净化了。 „Aqua was really mental handicap! Her purification ability simply does not have the limit, purified the ordinary water the warm spring water directly, harmed us to be chased down good one!” “阿库娅真是太智障了！她的净化能力根本没有限度,直接把温泉水净化成了普通的水,害我们又被追杀了好一阵！” „Hey, your middle abbreviated most probably! You abbreviated most probably! You heard the purification hot spring can let my followers offer the reward the time, actively coordinates me obviously very much, even also helps me purify the hot spring, now turns into my wrong!” “喂,你中间省略了大半吧！你省略了大半吧！你听说净化温泉能让我的信徒们奉上报酬的时候,明明很积极地配合我,甚至还帮我净化温泉,现在就变成我一个人的错了吗！” Listened to the Kazuma that extremely one-sided testimony, a Aqua face to shout loudly angrily. 听了和真那极其片面的证词,阿库娅一脸愤慨地大喊大叫起来。 „Right, Kazuma, you recognized were good, this was you and Aqua mistake!” “没错,和真,你就认了好了,这都是你和阿库娅的错！” „Megumin, you do a bit less! After you hear has the reward, me is clearly more diligent than!” “惠惠,你少来！你听说有报酬之后,分明比我还勤快！” Kazuma loudly exclaimed to Megumin of staying out appearance. 和真向一副置身事外模样的惠惠大吼道。 „Then? Did you escape?” “然后呢？你们就逃回来了？” Jiangli exhibited a pair of dead fish eye. 江离摆出了一双死鱼眼。 „No, we were held.” “没,我们被抓住了。” Kazuma smiled awkwardly under. 和真尴尬地笑了下。 „In their church has a suffragan bishop, strong inconceivable, I entered the latency, was given to look by her, was held at the scene......” “他们教堂里有一位副主教,强的不可思议,我都进入潜伏状态了,还是被她给找了出来,当场就被抓住了……” „hum hum, this explained that my followers have worship me! Trivial Alice/Eris, will definitely not have that devout follower!” “哼哼,这就说明我的信徒们有多崇拜我！区区艾莉丝,绝对不会有那么虔诚的信徒！” „Hey, you said like this Alice/Eris Goddess should not, I am very at least reverent to the belief of Alice/Eris Goddess......” “喂,你这样说艾莉丝女神很不应该,至少我对艾莉丝女神的信仰就很虔诚……” Aqua disregarded Darkness that has the opinion, happily turned upwards the tail, while convenient diss own later generation. 阿库娅无视了有意见的达克妮丝,得意地翘起了尾巴,顺便diss着自己的后辈。 The Axis Order suffragan bishop, naturally is a priest, this profession is stronger to the belief heart of gods, oneself power that can borrow from gods there are more, oneself are also stronger. 阿库西斯教的副主教,理所当然是祭司,这个职业就是对神明的信仰心越强,自身能从神明那里借来的力量就越多,自身也就越强。 Even the suffragan bishops were so strong, bishop is definitely stronger, this also represents them to be reverent to the belief of Aqua. 连副主教都这么强了,正主教肯定更强,这也就代表他们对阿库娅的信仰非常虔诚。 „How do you come back?” “那你们是怎么回来的？” „Is Darkness brings us.” “是达克妮丝把我们带回来的。” Saying, Darkness looked, somewhat smiles embarrassed. 说着,达克妮丝看了过来,有些不好意思地笑了笑。 Your embarrassed yarn? 你不好意思个毛线？ „Didn't that end? Goes various home respectively, soaks the hot spring, I have soaked.” “那不就完了？各回各家呗,泡温泉去吧,我已经泡过了。” „Has not ended the eldest child, the key point is behind this......” “还没完啊老大,重点是这后面……” Kazuma swallowed a saliva, he drew Aqua, kept off before oneself. 和真咽了口口水,他把阿库娅拉了过来,挡在了自己面前。 „That hot spring is the business of church operation, we stirred others business yellow, therefore was compensated by the request.” “那个温泉是教堂经营的生意,我们把人家的生意搅黄了,所以就被要求赔偿。” He hides in Aqua behind, avoids Aqua to eat the look of person , to continue to say. 他躲在阿库娅的身后,边躲避阿库娅吃人的眼神,边继续说道。 „That hot spring was purified thoroughly, it is estimated that for ten years do not want to use, from the beginning they ask a price two billion, after my unremitting effort and long-time struggle, will compensate the price to decide finally in 300 million, under my helpless, can only say that my eldest child is very rich...... the eldest child, do not begin, has the words to say well!” “那个温泉被净化得非常彻底,估计十年内是别想用了,一开始他们要价二十亿,经过我不懈的努力和长久的斗争,最终将赔偿价格定在了三亿,我无奈之下,只能说我老大有的是钱……老大,别动手,有话好好说！” Jiangli is angry, kicked! 江离大怒,一脚踢了过去！ Especially, Wiz pit I, your also pit I! 特么的,维兹坑我,你也坑我！ Wiz is my wife, you must also give to me your wife! 维兹是我老婆,你要不要也把你老婆送给我啊！ Aqua iya screamed, the fist of Jiangli made her have the strong trauma, but after a while, she did not have to feel own body where pain, instead saw that Kazuma pā jī one fell on the ground. 阿库娅噫呀地尖叫了起来,江离的拳头让她产生了浓厚的心理阴影,但一会儿后,她却没感觉自己身上哪里痛,反而看到和真啪叽一下摔在了地上。 Kazuma face confused, he had not responded that had anything. 和真一脸懵逼,他还没反应过来发生了啥呢。 This swordsman gold content of Rakudai World practicing? 这就是从落第世界练出来的剑士的含金量吗？ „Ahahaha! Kazuma, you have today......” “啊哈哈哈！和真,你也有今天……” „Duang!” “Duang！” Aqua pā jī one fell down. 阿库娅啪叽一下倒在了地上。 „Smiles anything to smile, you have the mistake!” “笑什么笑,你也有错！” The Jiangli anger stares the back of the head of Aqua. 江离怒瞪阿库娅的后脑勺。 „Right, Aqua is a principal offender, is she purifies the hot spring!” “没错,阿库娅才是主犯,就是她把温泉净化的！” Kazuma again and again nod, rather what dies is the fellow Daoist, but not this poor Daoist! 和真连连点头,死道友不死贫道！ „But but! That warm spring water really has the issue, if soaked that hot spring, certainly will have problems! How I can allow my cute followers body to present that matter . Moreover, even if makes guest body have the problem, still harms my Axis Order reputation!” “可是可是！那个温泉水真的有问题啊,要是泡了那个温泉的话,一定会出问题的！我怎么能允许我可爱的信徒们身上出现那种事情,而且,就算让客人身上出现问题,也有损我阿库西斯教的名声！” Aqua is covering the head, a face is arguing suffering. 阿库娅捂着脑袋,一脸委屈地辩解着。 „No, Axis Order did not have the reputation, rather reputation ultra smelly......” “不,阿库西斯教本来就没有名声,不如说名声超臭的……” ( This chapter ends) (本章完)