Chapter 877 we soak the hot spring 第877章我们去泡温泉吧 „Does not go! Dies does not go!” “不去！死都不去！” Jiangli sits on the sofa, watches the present good play. 江离坐在沙发上,看着眼前的好戏。 Megumin is holding the hand of Kazuma, the doom entrains toward out of the door him, but Kazuma is entraining the sofa the hand, dies not to tread villa front door one step. 惠惠拉着和真的手,死命将他往门外拽,但和真拽着沙发的把手,死都不踏出别墅大门一步。 „Please with black tea.” “请用红茶。” Aqua holds one cup of white porcelain bowl, carried the Jiangli front respectfully. 阿库娅捧着一杯白瓷碗,毕恭毕敬地端到了江离的面前。 On her forehead swelled up a large package, before is, to Jiangli extorts the property time by him is punched. 她的额头上肿起了一块大包,是之前向江离勒索财产的时候被他揍的。 „Attracts ~” “吸噜~” Jiangli lowers the head the drinking tea water, discovered that is not quite right. 江离低头喝了口茶水,发现不太对。 „Was the taste of this cup of black tea too thin?” “这杯红茶的口感是不是太稀了？” Do not look at his, actually is a little tasteful to the black tea, after all Rich Lady Kanata and Natsuki-chan they, are the faithful lovers of black tea, under was influenced by what one sees and hears also understood much. 别看他这样,其实对红茶还是有点讲究的,毕竟彼方富婆、那月酱她们,都是红茶的忠实爱好者,耳濡目染之下也就懂了不少。 This cup of black tea not only the taste is thin, but also the color of tea is very superficial. 这杯红茶不仅口感稀薄,而且茶水的颜色还十分浅淡。 No. 不。 Jiangli lowers the head with rapt attention, in just several seconds, the black tea turned into one cup of plain boiled water. 江离凝神低头,在短短几秒钟内,红茶就变成了一杯白开水。 what happened? 发生了什么？ „It seems like I am not careful, making me clash the accent!” “看来是我太不小心了,让我重新冲调吧！” Aqua sent out ‚Roooaar’ the artificial laughter, received the teacup to charge into the kitchen. 阿库娅发出了‘啊吼吼吼’的做作笑声,接过茶杯冲向了厨房。 „Kazuma! The running lizard expel had fallen yesterday, today will not appear, therefore goes out leveling!” “和真！奔跑蜥蜴昨天已经驱逐掉了,今天是不会出现的,所以出去练级吧！” „Does not want! Dies does not want! Megumin, I think that you are in the team are most normal, finally now persecutes me unexpectedly! I just had died yesterday a time, you also make me go out to make Quest!” “不要！死都不要！惠惠,我以为你是队里最正常的,结果现在居然迫害我！我昨天可是刚刚死过一次啊,你还让我出去做任务吗！” „Therefore you did turn into hikikomori?” “所以你就变成家里蹲了吗？” Megumin expects too much is staring Kazuma. 惠惠恨铁不成钢地瞪着和真。 „I know that you is afraid now of the death, but defeats the fear best method is to face directly it, so long as establishes self-confidently, you can restore quickly!” “我知道伱现在对死亡心存恐惧,但战胜恐惧最好的方法就是直面它,只要重新建立自信,你很快就能恢复的！” „Does not need! Let me make hikikomori to be good! I do not face directly the fear, I take a person to lick the wound!” “不需要！让我做家里蹲好了！我才不要直面恐惧,我要一个人舔伤口！” Kazuma swore the rejection, a slit did not give the Megumin drill. 和真矢口拒绝,一点缝隙都不给惠惠钻。 His whole person like the ostrich same nest on the sofa, in the hand holds the Jiangli student handbook, the eyes is shining is playing the game. 他整个人如同鸵鸟一样窝在沙发上,手里捧着江离的学生手册,双眼放光地玩着游戏。 „Darkness.” “达克妮丝。” Jiangli extend the hand. 江离伸出手。 Side carries a dish immediately, the Darkness double cheek flushed, shiver fed in the cakes and pastries Jiangli's mouth. 旁边立刻端来了一盘碟子,达克妮丝双颊潮红,颤抖地将糕点送进了江离的嘴里。 „Aiya”, Darkness not careful hand high/precipitous, the dish pounded on the leg of Jiangli. “哎呀”一声,达克妮丝不小心手一崴,碟子砸在了江离的腿上。 „You are so how awkward!” “你怎么这么笨手笨脚的！” Jiangli is angry, a fist pounded in Darkness body. 江离大怒,一拳砸在了达克妮丝的身上。 Darkness calls out in alarm one, fell down, as if in aristocrat mansion angered the big master's maidservant to be the same, happened simultaneously panic-stricken, shivers. 达克妮丝惊叫一声,倒在了地上,仿佛贵族宅邸中惹怒了大老爷的丫鬟一样,惊恐交加,颤抖不已。 „Ha ~ ha ~!” “哈~哈~！” Approaches to look, Darkness is gasping for breath loudly, on the face cannot see the least bit the fear, instead full is the stimulated color. 走近一看,达克妮丝正粗重地喘着气,脸上看不到半点的恐惧,反而满是亢奋之色。 A Megumin cannot help but chill. 惠惠不由得一阵恶寒。 Too strange! 太怪了！ These two were really strange! 这两人真的是太怪了！ „Kazuma, you turn into hikikomori, really to not play game?” “和真,你变成家里蹲,真的不是为了玩游戏吗？” Jiangli pats the cake powder on leg, the look looks spookily to Kazuma. 江离拍掉腿上的糕粉,神色幽幽地看向和真。 „How can, without that matter!” “怎么会呢,没有那回事！” Kazuma returns absent-mindedly said, both eyes red and game BOSS competes. 和真一面心不在焉地回道,一面双目通红地和游戏BOSS较劲。 „You wallow appearance completely!” “你完全就是沉迷其中的样子！” Megumin responded finally, is swinging his arm crazily. 惠惠终于反应过来,疯狂摇着他的胳膊。 Owes she also to think that Kazuma turned into hikikomori to produce adventure PTSD, finally this bastard unexpectedly only to catch a fish by hand! 亏她还以为和真变成家里蹲是产生了冒险PTSD,结果这个混蛋居然只是为了摸鱼！ In fact, Kazuma has died a time in Jiangli beforehand Griffin Quest, at that time he frightened restored for a long time, nowadays already a little flavor of custom. 实际上,和真在江离之前的狮鹫任务中就死过一次了,当时他恐惧了好久才恢复,现如今已经有点习惯的味道了。 However the pit goods teammate is in any event unforgiving! 但是坑货队友无论如何都不能原谅！ „Please with black tea.” “请用红茶。” Aqua is carrying one cup of new black tea, put Jiangli respectfully at present. 阿库娅端着一杯新的红茶,毕恭毕敬地放到了江离的眼前。 „...... Is this completely the plain boiled water?” “……这完全就是白开水吧？” Jiangli hesitates, asked with a smile. 江离沉吟一声,笑着问道。 „Aiya, I really do not pay attention, was incautiously wrong on the end!” “哎呀,我真是不注意,一不小心就端错了呢！” Aqua chuckle, turns around to want. 阿库娅轻笑一声,转身欲走。 „Aqua has ability of purification water quality, so long as were bumped into by her, any water will be purified fast, the black tea will also turn into the plain boiled water.” “阿库娅有净化水质的能力,只要被她碰到,任何水都会被快速净化,红茶也会变成白开水。” Kazuma looked here one, face good intention answered to Jiangli. 和真看了这边一眼,一脸好心似的向江离解释道。 „so that's how it is, but makes the black tea time, should not need to touch the tea? In other words, Aqua, are you playing me intentionally?” “原来如此,不过泡红茶的时候,应该不需要触碰茶水本身吧？也就是说,阿库娅,你是在故意耍我？” Jiangli hehe smiles. 江离呵呵一笑。 Aqua does not see that wonderfully, strikes an attitude to run. 阿库娅见状不妙,作势欲跑。 „Duang!” “Duang！” Aqua lay down on the ground, motionless. 阿库娅躺在了地上,一动不动。 „Disregards another's feelings!” “这么不留情面！” Darkness looks at unconscious Aqua, envying of face. 达克妮丝看着不省人事的阿库娅,一脸的羡慕。 Felt that Jiangli hit her time show mercy, really hopes that he can like hitting Aqua, be relentless fought with the fists! 感觉江离打她的时候还是手下留情了,真希望他能像打阿库娅一样,毫不留情地一拳打下来！ Very good, I must refuel am good! 很好,我也要加油才行！ Darkness carries a new dish, very ah, stuck to the back of the head of Jiangli artificially quick of eye and hand! 达克妮丝端起一盘新的碟子,十分做作地啊呀了一声,眼疾手快地向江离的后脑勺糊了过去！ After the brain , the evil customs raise, a Jiangli crooked head then evaded the attack of Darkness, then directed. 脑后恶风升起,江离一歪脑袋便躲过了达克妮丝的袭击,然后一指点了出去。 Darkness only felt that a strange vibration vigor spread to within the body from the arm, before long then the supercilious look turns, falls down, with the Aqua human pyramid. 达克妮丝只感觉一股诡异的震动劲从手臂传入了体内,不一会儿便白眼一翻,倒在地上,和阿库娅叠罗汉去了。 „Aaaah ——! damn! Why black screen! Why is when I just found captures the BOSS method the black screen! I must win immediately, immediately must win Aah! Eldest child, you quick, this had problems!” “啊啊啊啊——！可恶！为什么黑屏了！为什么是在我刚刚找到攻略BOSS的方法的时候黑屏啊！我马上就要赢了,马上就要赢了啊啊啊！老大,你快来看,这个出问题了！” „Calm, without electricity.” “淡定,没电了而已。” „What? Such advanced thing, unexpectedly is not the solar electrical energy generation!” “什么？这么先进的东西,居然不是太阳能发电吗！” „Used electricity, has no way sufficiently.” “用的电哦,没法充的哦。” Kazuma all of a sudden dispirited. 和真一下子萎靡了下去。 In the different world of this backwardness, obtained the dying fat dwelling long-awaited mechanical games with great difficulty, finally now tells him not to have the means to charge, has no way to use for a lifetime? 在这落后的异世界,好不容易得到了死肥宅梦寐以求的游戏机,结果现在告诉他没办法充电,一辈子都没法用？ The life really does not have the meaning very much. 人生真是很没有意思呢。 „Good, Kazuma, we go out to meet Quest!” “好,和真,我们出去接任务吧！” „Does not go.” “不去。” „That goes to one day rupturing!” “那就去一日一爆裂！” „Has no interest.” “没兴趣。” Kazuma lies down on the sofa, occasionally turns over. 和真躺在沙发上,偶尔翻个身。 Live image salt fish. 活像条咸鱼。 „You do not have the working zeal!” “你就这么没有干劲吗！” The Megumin air/Qi does not hit one, but also helpless sighed immediately. 惠惠气不打一处来,但随即又无奈地叹了口气。 „No, I understand, this is the Kazuma natural disposition, even if Level is in us is worst, absolutely does not have the desire to do better, does not arrive at the crucial moment, Kazuma is very...... also good, my is difficult to be earnest can make you raise the proposition of working zeal!” “不,我懂,这才是和真的本性,就算等级是我们之中最差的,也完全没有上进心,不到重要关头,和真是很难认真起来的……也好,那我有一个能让你提起干劲的提议！” „We soak the hot spring!” “我们去泡温泉吧！” Megumin proposed confidently. 惠惠信心十足地提议道。 „Hot spring?” “温泉？” Kazuma one rumble sat from the sofa immediately, the eyes shine look at Megumin. 和真顿时一咕噜从沙发上坐了起来,双眼放光地看着惠惠。 „Has mixed bath?” “有混浴吗？” „Has.” “有。” Megumin despises is staring him, then layer on layer/heavily nod. 惠惠鄙夷地瞪着他,然后重重地点头。 „Good! We soak the hot spring!” “好耶！我们去泡温泉吧！” Kazuma has a good laugh, a pig elder brother of face. 和真仰天大笑,一脸的猪哥相。 „Calm, Kazuma, the important issue you had not asked.” “淡定,和真,重要的问题你还没问。” Jiangli chuckle, school of cloud poor business conditions are light. 江离轻笑一声,一派云淡风轻。 „Passenger capacity how? Are the female customer many? mixed bath unpopular? Does the female customer soak the mixed bath wish to be big?” “客流量怎么样？女顾客多吗？混浴受不受欢迎？女顾客泡混浴的意愿大吗？” „Worthily is an eldest child, thinks that the matter is thorough!” “不愧是老大,想事情就是周到！” Kazuma revealed praising to the heavens the color of admiration immediately. 和真顿时露出了叹为观止的钦佩之色。 Right, if in mixed bath no one, that soaked the hot spring not to have the significance on the basis radically! 没错,要是混浴里根本没人,那去泡温泉就根本没有意义了！ Megumin maintains total silence looks at the present two people, the look is icy. 惠惠一语不发地看着眼前的两人,眼神冷冰冰的。 Wallowed the renewal content of waste dog incautiously, my 600 stone three treasures mouth fox( smiled) 一不小心就沉迷废狗的更新内容了,我六百石三宝口狐(笑) ( This chapter ends) (本章完)