Chapter 510 clown unexpectedly is I! 第510章小丑竟是我自己！ A small village approximately two kilometers surrounding area, everywhere is the grey brick red tile. 小村庄约两公里方圆,到处都是灰砖红瓦。 The average people wear the homespun cloth hempen garments, or in cultivating, either in setting up a stall, it is estimated that because of close to the reason of Devil King city, on the street can also see many wear lordly armor and magic robe Adventurers form. 普通人穿着粗布麻衣,要么在耕作,要么在摆摊,估计是因为靠近魔王城的缘故,街上也能看到许多穿着气派铠甲和法袍的冒险者们的身影。 The civilization degree of this world obviously stays in the Medieval Ages Europe. 这个世界的文明程度明显停留在中古世纪的欧洲。 Jiangli also brought the hood, blocked from did not cause the face that the transportation stopped up carefully, as the direction of warm villagers arrived at a very lively hotel. 江离也带起了兜帽,遮住了不小心引起了交通堵塞的脸,随着热情村民的指引来到了一座十分热闹的饭店。 „The starter that you select, please first enjoy these vegetables sticks immediately!” “您点的餐点马上就到,请先享用这些蔬菜棒！” The blue hair waitress could not bear and looked at profile under the beautiful boy hood, is not willing to depart. 蓝发女服务员忍不住又看了眼美少年兜帽下的侧脸,迟迟不愿意离去。 They do not have the vegetables stick to come obviously. 明明他们没有点蔬菜棒来着。 „Please note by the vegetables stick should not be injured!” “请注意不要被蔬菜棒伤到哦！” Her also good intention reminded Jiangli, some little time latter carries the tray to get out of the way. 她还十分好心地提醒了江离,好一会儿后才端着托盘走开。 „How can vegetables stick offend somebody?” “蔬菜棒要怎么伤人啊？” Jiangli tilts the head expresses speechless, cannot bear heave a deep sigh. 江离歪头表示无语,忍不住长叹一声。 „It seems like my strong charm became makes the person of first meeting also lose the wisdom finally directly!” “看来我那强大的魅力终于变得让初次见面的人也直接失智了啊！” Then he noticed that sat held up the knife and fork in opposite Yasaka Airi, showed a wrestle serious expression, a imposing manner fork inserted fully to the vegetables stick on table! 然后他就看到坐在对面的八坂爱莉举起了刀叉,摆出了一副格斗般的严肃表情,气势十足地一叉子插向了桌上的蔬菜棒！ But the vegetables stick also refuses to admit being inferior, jumped from the tray, a tumble turns, evaded her attack. 但蔬菜棒也不甘示弱,从盘子里跳了起来,一个跟斗翻出去,躲过了她的攻击。 Arrived the moment that endangers the life, several other vegetables sticks also jumped on own initiative, all vegetables sticks unite, hit with neatly to the hand of Yasaka Airi! 到了危及性命的关头,其他几颗蔬菜棒也主动跳了起来,所有蔬菜棒团结一心,齐刷刷地拿头撞向了八坂爱莉的手！ „Shuā!” “唰！” But Yasaka Airi wielded the knife of another hand suddenly, chopped several unexpected vegetables sticks instantaneously all. 但八坂爱莉陡然间挥出了另一只手的小刀,瞬间将几颗猝不及防的蔬菜棒尽数砍碎。 After the body was hewn two halves, the vegetables stick just like lost the soul, swayed two to pour in the tray. 身体被砍成两半之后,蔬菜棒犹如失去了灵魂,摇晃了两下倒在了盘子里。 Yasaka Airi then relieved the fight situation, takes up the vegetables stick to admit mouth kacha kacha to chew. 八坂爱莉这才解除了战斗态势,拿起蔬菜棒放进嘴里咔擦咔擦地嘴嚼起来。 Jiangli: „......” 江离:“……” The clowns unexpectedly are I! 小丑竟是我自己！ Originally the vegetables stick of this world really can offend somebody! 原来这个世界的蔬菜棒真的能伤人吗！ „What's all this about?” “这是怎么回事？” Although is very embarrassed, but Jiangli looks like the country bumpkin to Yasaka Airi, hopes that she can give an explanation. 虽然很不好意思,但江离还是像个乡巴佬一样看向八坂爱莉,希望她能给个解释。 „Heh!” “呵！” But Miss Witch obviously still in the fit of temper, sneered, gave him a big back of the head. 但魔女小姐明显还在气头上,冷笑了一声,又给了他一个大大的后脑勺。 „Your back of the head is a little big.” “你的后脑勺有点大。” Twice looked at her back of the head, Jiangli definitely opened the mouth very much. 两次看了她的后脑勺,江离很肯定地开口。 „Whose you said in a big way!” “你说谁头大呢！” Miss Witch is angry immediately. 魔女小姐顿时大怒。 „Guest please drink tea!” “客人请喝茶！” The blue hair waitress carried two cups of water to come attentively. 蓝发女服务员又殷勤地端了两杯水过来。 Jiangli does not want to ask why she did not carry with the vegetables stick. 江离已经不想问她为什么不和蔬菜棒一起端过来了。 „Guest does not know why the vegetables stick will move?” “客人不知道蔬菜棒为什么会动吗？” She as if heard two people to talk a moment ago, very explained warm-heartedly. 她似乎听到了两人刚才的对话,十分热心地解释起来。 „all things of this world has own soul, the vegetables and fruit anything will attack the person, naturally is very normal!” “这个世界的万事万物都有自己的灵魂,蔬菜、水果什么的会攻击人,当然很正常啦！” No. 不。 I am not the normal standard of very clear this world am anything. 我不是很明白这个世界的正常的标准是什么。 Jiangli exploringly extend the hand, grasped to the vegetables stick on table. 江离试探性地伸出手,抓向了桌上的蔬菜棒。 A vegetables stick stands up suddenly on own initiative, jumped to his palm. 一颗蔬菜棒突然主动站起,向他的手掌跳了过来。 „Un...... does the feeling a little seem like wants to jump comes up to my hand?” “嗯……感觉有点像是想跳到我手上来？” Right, that movement attacks, rather is to paste. 没错,那个动作与其说是攻击,不如说是想要贴过来。 „Pā!” “啪！” But, a vegetables stick suddenly appears like obstacle suddenly, knocks down its Pā, then it also jumped to Jiangli on own initiative. 但陡然间,一颗蔬菜棒如拦路虎般突然出现,将它啪得一声打落,然后它也主动向江离跳了过来。 „PL Pā!” “啪啦！” Several vegetables sticks hit suddenly in one. 几颗蔬菜棒忽然就打在了一起。 „Eats me!” “吃我！” „Eats me, guarantees the delicacy!” “吃我,保证美味！” „Was carried the table in any case, was eaten by others with it, might as well this to eat me!” “反正被端上了餐桌,与其被别人吃,不如让这个人吃我！” The vegetables sticks will certainly not speak. 蔬菜棒们当然不会说话。 But if they will speak, certainly is this feeling. 但如果它们会说话的话,一定就是这种感觉。 That several vegetables good noisy crowds welled up, each in pushes toward Jiangli's hand, one by one wants to be caught by him, even does not hesitate come to blows. 那几颗蔬菜棒一窝蜂地涌了过来,各个都在往江离的手里挤,一个个都很想被他抓到似的,甚至不惜大打出手。 „amazing! Unexpectedly makes the vegetables stick devote on own initiative, but also made them hit in one! I long am so big, sees this scene for the first time!” “好厉害！居然让蔬菜棒主动献身,还让他们打在了一起！我长这么大,还是第一次看到这种场面！” The waitresses cannot help but sent out calling out in alarm, in the shop others also threw grew in experience the look. 女服务员不由得发出了惊呼,店里其他人也投来了长见识了的眼神。 Un. 嗯。 Had a liking for by the vegetables stick, to me is also the first time experience. 被蔬菜棒看上,对我来说也是头一次的体验。 Jiangli look subtly. 江离神色微妙不已。 What to do? 怎么办？ He suddenly a little does not want to eat the thing. 他突然有点不想吃东西了。 Finally, on the table the civil war of vegetables stick perishes together to come to an end by the whole staff. 最终,桌上蔬菜棒的内战以全员同归于尽告终。 „Really pitifully, if the guest kills personally, many can obtain some Excelia, but to guest such High Level Adventurer, this Excelia is basically equivalent does not have.” “真可惜,要是客人亲手来杀的话,多少能获得一些经验值,不过对客人这样的高级冒险者来说,这点经验值基本相当于无吧。” The service girl sighed, serves food after under shop owner's greeting went reluctant the kitchen. 服务员小姐感叹了一声,在店主的招呼下不情不愿地去后厨端菜了。 Jiangli takes up on the table a corpse of vegetables stick, thinks that was a face eats it sadly. 江离拿起桌上一个蔬菜棒的尸体,想了想还是一脸难过地把它吃掉了。 Before cannot disappoint a they at the point of death intention. 总不能辜负它们临死前的一片心意。 He realized subtly that dying pet was cooked the sad feeling of eating by the family member in the name of nutrition tall. 他微妙地体会到了那种死掉的宠物被家人以营养高为名炖了吃掉的悲伤感。 „It is fresh......” “还挺新鲜……” Jiangli is thinking, all ate the vegetables stick. 江离这么想着,把蔬菜棒全吃掉了。 Later on vegetable/dish is very normal, because possibly is the reasons of cooked food. 之后上的菜都挺正常,可能因为都是熟菜的缘故。 And mostly is the special product of this world, the air bubble liquor that one type was called dark red Nero Ede was tasty, plants „” taste, although said is the liquor, but was actually a drink, the taste was quite new, he could not bear drank several cups. 其中大多是这个世界的特产,有一种叫深红尼禄伊德的气泡酒非常好喝,有种“唰唰”的口感,而且虽然说是酒,但其实是一种饮料,唰唰的口感相当新鲜,他忍不住多喝了几杯。 „Well, Witch person?” “咦,魔女人呢？” Food finished eating, Jiangli suddenly discovered that the Yasaka Airi person does not know where ran. 一顿饭吃完,江离忽然发现八坂爱莉人不知道跑哪去了。 „I don't know either!” “我也不知道呢！” The waitresses shake the head confusedly. 女服务员迷茫地摇头。 She has stared at Jiangli to look fiercely, prayed unceasingly his head hood will draw again in the future, when simply has not paid attention to Witch to leave. 她一直盯着江离猛看,不断祈祷他头上的兜帽再往后拉一点,根本没注意魔女是什么时候离开的。 Jiangli left the hotel, goes all over the small village, even saw Mitsurugi Kyouya and his companion, has not actually discovered Miss Witch form as before. 江离离开了饭店,把小村庄走了个遍,甚至看到了御剑响夜和他的同伴,却依旧没有发现魔女小姐的身影。 „Should not be also in the vitality/angry, therefore first went back?” “该不会是还在生气,所以先回去了吧？” Jiangli whispered secretly. 江离暗暗嘀咕了一声。 Under he detained in the great kindness of villagers left the village, crashed in the dusk setting sun. 他在村民们的盛情挽留之下离开了村庄,冲进了黄昏的夕阳之中。 Merely after more than ten minutes, he returned to the Devil King city. 仅仅十多分钟后,他就回到了魔王城。 „Opens the door!” “开门！” He shouted outside the less than half little while has not actually seen the front door to open as before, even that super-hard barrier does not have the sign that the least bit opens. 他在外面喊了小半会儿却依旧没见大门开启,连那座超硬的结界也没有半点打开的迹象。 „Tch.” “啧。” The Jiangli thought moved, pastes barrier to open the illusory domain. 江离念头一动,贴着结界打开了虚幻领域。 Entered in barrier through the illusory domain, switches off the illusory domain again, he spanned barrier naturally. 通过虚幻领域走进了结界之内,再关掉虚幻领域,他就自然而然地跨越了结界。 „Teleportation Magic?” “传送魔法吗？” In the city wall, lay down the white robe master on old chair opened the eye suddenly. 城墙上,躺在老椅上的白袍法师忽然睁开了眼睛。 „Not like, if Teleportation Magic, should the direct transmission return to the city is right, this was more like across barrier...... this new Devil King a little meaning!” “不像啊,要是传送魔法的话,应该直接传送回城中才对,这更像是穿过了结界……这个新魔王有点意思！” „My only defends a city in any case, the confrontation of new and old Devil King does not close my matter.” “反正我只是守城的,新老魔王的交锋不关我事。” He is thinking, stands up from failure on the deck chair, has two snoring to fall asleep. 他这么想着,在躺椅上又翻了个身,打了两个呼噜又进入了梦乡中。 Yasaka Airi told that he closes Jiangli outside the city, he has complied, the following matter had nothing to do with him. 八坂爱莉吩咐他把江离关在城外,他已经照做了,接下来的事情就和他无关了。 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)