TMBD :: Volume #6

#573: If not clever


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Owlet Yangcheng, Dong Tianla the donkey cart is entering a city to sell the goods, seeing the crowd 3322 to stand, in the hand takes a paper to discuss intensely. 枭阳城,董天拉着驴车进城卖货,看见人群三三两两站在一起,手里拿着一张纸激烈讨论。 Brother Li.” “李哥。” He inquired dock worker who curiously unloads cargo: What are these people discussing?” 他好奇的询问卸货的力夫:“那些人在讨论什么?” „Don't you know?” “你不知道?” The dock workers looked at his one eyes: Has a taoist nun named Chang E to return to the custom, coming to here to live with the bride's family.” 力夫看了他一眼:“有个叫姮娥的道姑要回俗,来这里招亲了。” „Does taoist nun live with the bride's family?” “道姑招亲?” Dong heaven whole face doubts. 董天满脸疑惑。 The dock workers finished unloading the goods, takes a paper to give Dong heaven: You are literate, oneself look.” 力夫卸完货,拿出一张纸递给董天:“你识字,自己看。” Dong Tianwang paper surface looks, immediately shocking. 董天往纸面一看,顿时大为惊艳。 This is selects the living with the bride's family bulletin, on the paper has a portrait of female taoist nun, beautiful peerless, seems like immortal woman that Heaven descends to earth. 这是一择招亲告示,纸上有一个女道姑的画像,美丽绝伦,看起来就像天上下凡的仙女 „Is this real?” “这是真的?” Dong heaven surprised asking: In does world have the so beautiful female seriously?” 董天吃惊的问道:“世上当真有如此美丽的女性?” That naturally real.” “那当然是真的。” Dock worker nod: Miss Chang E lives in the fragrant building, every night a coming out ball song, I will have seen fortunately one time, oneself gesticulate also want beautiful over a hundred times likely.” 力夫点头:“姮娥小姐住在芳香楼,每晚都会出来弹一首曲子,我有幸见过一次,本人比画像还要美上百倍。” Dong heaven the heart is hard to take immediately itchy. 董天顿时心痒难耐。 I must have a look is not possible!” “我非得去看看不可!” Must go to go earlier.” “要去早点去。” The dock workers said with a smile: Today the time is not late, the moment, did not have the place to look to you again late.” 力夫笑道:“今天时间不晚,再迟片刻,就没地方给你看了。” Now or high noon!” “现在还是正午啊!” Dong Tianda to be startled, actually cannot bear curiously, gives the dock worker to safeguard the donkey cart, immediately walks toward the fragrant building. 董天大为吃惊,却忍不住好奇,把驴车交给力夫看管,立刻就往芳香楼走去。 The dock workers have not deceived him, although is high noon, when the sunlight is flaming, outside the fragrant building, is actually the sea of people. 力夫没有骗他,虽是正午,阳光炽盛之时,芳香楼外,却已是人山人海。 Dong heaven arrives, the crowd crowded the most street, he can only see the fragrant building outside the crowd. 董天抵达的时候,人群塞满了大半个街道,他只能在人群外面看到芳香楼。 Letting, letting!” “让让、让让!” Dong heaven wants to force one's way. 董天想要挤进去。 Pushes anything to push, do not push!” “挤什么挤,别挤了!” However the front person makes an effort to block him: Here was good, Miss Chang E will play a stringed musical instrument in the fragrant building attic, here can also see.” 然而前面的人使劲挡住他:“在这里就行了,姮娥小姐会在芳香楼顶楼弹琴,在这里也能看到。” Dong heaven looks into front: „Before why does not walk selects, I look in front of the fragrant building also to have the empty space!” 董天眺望前面:“为何不走前点,我看芳香楼前面还有空当!” That is the place that highly placed people stand.” “那是达官贵人站的地方。” The front people said: „Can we compare with them?” 前面的人们说道:“我们能和他们比吗?” Dong heaven cannot bear the exclamation, even highly placed people can only stand unexpectedly watching, Miss Chang E should be pretty! 董天忍不住惊叹,竟然连达官贵人都只能站着观看,那姮娥小姐该有多么漂亮! What also means has to approach?” “还有什么办法能靠近吗?” Dong heaven asked. 董天问道。 Has.” “有。” A man turns the head, said: So long as participates in living with the bride's family of Miss Chang E, can the short distance see her.” 一男子转头,说道:“只要参加姮娥小姐的招亲,就能近距离见到她。” Takes seriously?” “当真?” Dong heaven is surprised: Why don't you participate?” 董天惊讶:“那你们为何不参加?” We have participated!” “我们都参加过了!” The crowd said with one voice, shows the regrettable expression: But was eliminated.” 人群齐声说道,纷纷露出遗憾的表情:“但又被淘汰了。” Miss Chang E's request is too high, the qualifications that the average man approaches continually do not have.” “姮娥小姐的要求太高,常人连靠近的资格都没有。” Dong heaven hears here, immediately great happiness. 董天听到这里,顿时大喜。 He is all right, he is confident. 他没事,他有信心。 I must participate in being on intimate terms, letting, I can participate!” “我要参加相亲,让让,我可以去参加!” He is shouting, others turn head, looks at him to be handsome, allowed to pass through, making him pass. 他大喊着,别人回头,一看他相貌堂堂,纷纷让路,让他过去了。 So long as Dong heaven can through two screening, Chang E Fairy perform several songs much, the people are glad to put a person under obligation. 只要董天能通过两层筛选,姮娥仙子就会多表演几首曲子,众人都乐意卖个人情。 Dong Tianyi Road pushed, arrived fragrant downstairs. 董天一路推挤,来到了芳香楼下。 Outside the fragrant building, one group of men line up, accept screening. 芳香楼外面,一群男子排队,接受筛选。 I am extremely strong, can keep out wind and rain for Miss Chang E!” “我力能扛鼎,能为姮娥小姐遮风挡雨!” Ranked the first is a fierce man (Han), the muscle is solid, is self-confident. 排在第一的是一位猛汉,肌肉扎实,充满自信。 But without he said that two words, the man who is responsible for screening beckons with the hand. 但没等他说完两句话,负责筛选的男子就摆了摆手。 You were eliminated.” “你被淘汰了。” Why?” “为什么?” Look does not pass an examination!” “相貌不及格!” The men rubbish, asking the guard to carry away by force the fierce man (Han). 男子没有废话,叫护卫把猛汉架走了。 Dong Tianda is startled, this condition may be really harsh. 董天大吃一惊,这条件可真苛刻。 He arranges rear the team. 他排在队伍最后面。 Next.” “下一个。” A forefront cream student screened man said. 最前面的一个奶油书生被筛选的男子叫了过去。 I......” “我……” The cream student walks, just said a character, the man said: Eliminates!” 奶油书生走过去,刚说一个字,男子就说道:“淘汰!” Why, isn't my appearance compared with Pan An, having where good?” “为什么,我貌比潘安,有哪里不好?” You have the body odor!” “你有狐臭!” The men bid good-bye, asking the guard to carry away by force the cream student. 男子不由分手,叫护卫把奶油书生架走了。 Then, Dong heaven sees with one's own eyes people eliminated. 接下来,董天亲眼看到一个个人都被淘汰。 Any look dreadful, not has one's heart in right place, worthless fellow- various type reasons, do not make one refute, making Dong heaven also intense. 什么眼神猥琐、心术不正、酒囊饭袋-各式理由,不让人反驳,让董天也紧张起来。 „Should this person not look for trouble intentionally?” “这人该不会是故意找麻烦吧?” Dong heaven is thinking, was one's turn him. 董天这么想着,然后轮到他了。 You...... un......” “你……嗯……” The men looked at his one eyes, is a little surprised: „The birth poverty, had to study the heart, but also studied a good skill in Wushu, good.” 男子看了他一眼,有点意外:“出生贫困,却有向学之心,还学了一身好武艺,不错。” Dong heaven stares, this male anything had not asked how to know so many. 董天一愣,这男子什么都没问,怎么知道这么多。 The male thinking moment, then nods. 男子思索片刻,然后点头。 You passed.” “你过关了。” What?” “什么?” Dong heaven is a little ignorant, then hears the cheers that periphery heard. 董天有点懵,然后就听到了周围传来的欢呼声。 Crossed, finally crossed one!” “过了,终于过了一个!” Who this boy is, can the first pass/test, certainly have the genuine materials!” “这小子是谁啊,能过第一关,一定有真材实料!” Hurried his birth, when behind after him was eliminated, I must receive him to be the son-in-law!” “赶紧查查他的出生,等他后面被淘汰后,我要收他做女婿!” In the discussions of crowds and in some highly placed people, entered the fragrant building that a Dong heaven face compelled ignorant. 在人群和一些达官贵人的讨论中,董天一脸懵逼的进了芳香楼。 The fragrant building great hall, dozens men's 3322 sits ten tables, seeing Dong heaven to come, sent one to represent. 芳香楼大堂,数十个男子三三两两分坐十桌,看见董天进来,都派了一个代表过来。 May I ask you to have what special skill?” “敢问兄台有何特长?” These men asked. 那些男子问道。 Special skill?” “特长?” Dong heaven felt strange: What special skill?” 董天奇怪:“什么特长?” You crack a joke not.” “兄台莫开玩笑。” The men said with a smile: Can enter this building, besides handsome, conduct outstanding, must have a special skill, or managing the country and managing political affairs, or chess zither | Jean Shuhua, or martial arts cultivation......” 男子们笑道:“能进此楼者,除了相貌堂堂、品行杰出之外,必有一特长,或是治国理政、或是棋琴书画、或是武道修行……” They told Dong heaven, the light have the man who the semblance has not contained is not impossible to enter the fragrant building. 他们告诉董天,光有外表没有内含的男子不可能进芳香楼。 Dong Tianda to gasp in admiration, he listens to the men to speak, is the accomplishment is all outstanding, spoken language charming person. 董天大为叹服,他听男子们说话,无一不是素养杰出,言语风趣之人。 Miss Chang E is really fierce.” “姮娥小姐果真厉害。” Dong heaven found own table, said: I look, is the world's rare handsome men, is one in a ten thousand.” 董天找到自己的桌子,说道:“我看诸位,都是世间罕见的美男子,万里挑一。” You have not certainly seen Miss Chang E.” “兄台一定没有见过姮娥小姐。” The men said with a smile: If you saw her, understands, she compared with us, said is the Heaven's bright moonlight is not overrated.” 男子们笑道:“若是你见了她,就会明白,她比起我们,说是天上的明月也不为过。” Their views made Dong Tianxin even more curious. 他们的说法让董天心里越发好奇了。 Although he birth was poor, but the innermost feelings were arrogant, could not have a liking for the rouge vulgar powder, had this grade of female, naturally was must see in any event. 他虽然出生贫苦,但内心高傲,看不上胭脂俗粉,有这等女子,自然是无论如何都得见一下。 Dong heaven sits in the great hall, hopeful waited. 董天坐在大堂,充满期待的等了起来。 His expression presents in a mirror, fell on the eyeground of Sun Wukong and Great Immortal Zhenyuan. 他的表情呈现在一面镜子里,落在了孙悟空镇元大仙的眼底。 This person of quality is good.” “这人素质不错。” Great Immortal Zhenyuan said: Itself root bone is extremely good, there is an immortal reason.” 镇元大仙说道:“本身根骨极佳,也有仙缘。” Un.” “嗯。” Sun Wukong nods: How that human race did Country King respond?” 孙悟空点头:“那人族国王如何反应?” He determined after Chang E is not the witch mountain spirit female, exerts its utmost to Chang E, last night also sent people to rob.” “他确定姮娥不是巫山神女后,对姮娥势在必得,昨夜还派人来抢夺。” Great Immortal Zhenyuan said with a smile: I make the disciplinary punishment slightly, sent them.” 镇元大仙笑道:“我稍作惩戒,就把他们打发回去了。” He looked at one in the virgin female who the side serves tea to pour water. 他看了一眼在身边端茶倒水的童女。 Girl, did you become too attractive?” “丫头,你是不是变太漂亮了?” Master said that must do achieves well.” “主人说了,要做就做到最好。” child woman replied: Chang E is a cultivation base profound taoist nun, if that Country King is intelligent, will not continue to send.” 童女回答:“姮娥是一名修为高深的道姑,若是那国王聪明,就不会继续派人来了。” She then said with a smile: „If not clever, I can only go to the imperial palace noisily one to be noisy.” 她接着笑道:“若是不乖,我就只能去皇宫闹一闹了。”
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