TMBD :: Volume #5

#495: Indecently


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Under the peach tree, Fu Xi and Sun Wukong sit. 桃树下,伏羲和孙悟空席地而坐。 Fu Xi throws into the mouth Peach of Immortality, bites, the mouth fulls floaded operation the juice, happy fragrant. 伏羲把蟠桃扔进嘴里,一口咬下,嘴里灌满汁水,甜蜜芳香。 Finished eating Peach of Immortality, carried nearby wine pot one breath to drink up: Refreshed, gives me to come a pot again!” 吃完蟠桃,又拎起旁边的酒壶一口气喝干:“爽快,再给我来一壶!” Before long, his side release dozens have emptied the wine pot. 不一会儿,他身边就已经放了数十只空酒壶。 This unlucky star alcohol capacity was too big.” “这灾星酒量太大了。” azure of distant place looks at this, cannot bear feel sad: This way, we saved several thousand years of liquor to by him be drunk up.” 远处的青头看着这一幕,忍不住心酸:“这样下去,我们存了几千年的酒都要被他喝光了。” I must butcher him!” “我要宰了他!” Old age anger sound said. 白头怒声道。 I also want.” “我也要。” Azure feels very much the same way: You on first?” 青头深有同感:“你先上?” Fangshan!” “方山!” The old age has turned the head immediately, looks to mountain spirit at the same time: Thinks quickly means send Fu Xi!” 白头立刻转过头,看向一边的山神:“快想个办法打发伏羲!” Today is my birthday.” “今天是我的寿日。” mountain spirit light saying: Animals in my there release many fermented glutinous rice, move these fermented glutinous rice, can get drunk Fu Xi.” 山神淡淡的说道:“动物们在我那里放了很多酒酿,把那些酒酿搬过来,可以灌醉伏羲。” Two dragon eyes one bright: We take now!” 两头龙眼睛一亮:“那我们现在去拿!” That, but you must promise me.” “那可以,但你们必须答应我。” mountain spirit also said: Afterward must give Exalted Immortal to the medicine peach that several have not become a ghost.” 山神又说道:“事后要给几颗没成精的药桃给上仙。” Good and good......” “好、好……” Two dragons turned around to go to the mountain spirit dwelling. 两头龙转身就去山神的住处了。 In blessed land, Sun Wukong and Fu Xi mentioned the decree of Heaven matter. 福地里,孙悟空和伏羲说起了天命的事情。 decree of Heaven is the rule that ancient times period Heavenly Emperor set, prosperous counter perished along it.” 天命是远古时期天帝定下来的规则,顺之者昌逆之者亡。” Fu Xi said: Violates its person to have bad luck, because I fulfill decree of Heaven, can be so powerful.” 伏羲说道:“违背它的人都会倒霉,我因为履行天命,才能如此强大。” Sun Wukong was curious: Before didn't have Fu Xi to revolt?” 孙悟空好奇了:“以前没有伏羲反抗过?” Naturally has.” “当然有。” Fu Xi said with a smile: They died finally, decree of Heaven will make Nüwa overcome nature, the samsara cannot have the slight change.” 伏羲笑道:“他们最后都死了,天命会让女娲补天,轮回不会有丝毫变化。” Sun Wukong is lost in thought. 孙悟空陷入了沉思。 Two dragons lifted the liquor that some animals are fermenting to come quickly. 两头龙很快就抬着一些动物酿制的酒过来了。 Sir Fu Xi.” “伏羲大人。” They took a pot to give Fu Xi on conveniently fully. 他们随手拿了一壶给伏羲满上。 Fu Xi drinks, then the eye opens the eyes fiercely. 伏羲一口喝下,然后猛地眼睛一睁。 This and this......” “这、这……” His inconceivable looks at the wine pot: Has such good liquor, why you do not take earlier!” 他不可思议的看着酒壶:“有这么好的酒,为什么你们不早点拿出来!” Two dragons apologized repeatedly. 两头龙连声道歉。 Fu Xi carried the wine pot to drink. 伏羲端起酒壶就喝了起来。 Sun Wukong thought that some are not right, has not drunk. 孙悟空觉得有些不对,就没有喝。 How don't you drink?” “你怎么不喝?” Fu Xi hit full Hai to ask. 伏羲打了个饱咳问道。 I want to ask you to let off the great turtle.” “我想请你放过巨鳖。” Sun Wukong said. 孙悟空说道。 One side Fu Xi looks at the great turtle, the nod: You have the graciousness in me, I complied not to eat this tortoise.” 伏羲看着一边的巨鳖,点头:“你有恩于我,我答应不吃这只王八了。” The great turtle stares, Sun Wukong somewhat is also surprised. 巨鳖一愣,孙悟空也有些惊讶。 Moreover the younger sister could not have made up the day, many tortoise are also immaterial!” “况且妹妹已经补不了天了,多一只王八也无关紧要!” Fu Xi explained with a smile. 伏羲笑着解释。 Originally he burns down in the world all colors god stones, Nüwa , to overcome nature, can only use the five colors soil refinement god stone. 原来他烧光世上所有的五彩神石,女娲要想补天,就只能用五色泥土炼制神石。 Because of the Sun Wukong's reason, the animals took the five colors soil to dye. 但因为孙悟空的原因,动物们都拿五色泥土去染色了。 Big god is my Star of Luck!” “大神是我的福星呀!” Fu Xi laughs. 伏羲大笑。 Sun Wukong knits the brows slightly. 孙悟空微微皱眉。 Fu Xi is laughing, smiled a while, suddenly frowns. 伏羲大笑着,笑了一会儿,忽然皱起了眉头。 What's the matter......” “怎么回事……” He touched the belly, suddenly thought that some are uncomfortable. 他摸了摸肚子,忽然觉得有些不舒服。 I go home to be accommodating, the big god waits a bit, I come back to continue to drink.” “我回家行个方便,大神稍等一下,我回来继续喝。” Fu Xi said, set out to leave. 伏羲说罢,就起身离开了。 He walks, two dragons were immediately overjoyed, bringing Peach of Immortality to shift the place. 他一走,两头龙立马欢天喜地,带着蟠桃转移了地方。 Sun Wukong also obtained two Peach of Immortality from mountain spirit there. 孙悟空也从山神那里得到了两颗蟠桃 He decided that first looks for Nüwa. 他决定先去找女娲。 Eastern Sea, a Tianchi, several white cranes, handsome fly. 东海,一座天池,数只白鹤,翩翩飞起。 A Nüwa of face grief and indignation takes one to hold up a day of column, huge Tianchi stirring, clenching jaws is saying: In any event, I must wash the red mud.” 一脸悲愤的女娲拿着一根擎天之柱,在巨大的天池搅拌,咬牙切齿的说着:“无论如何,我都得把红泥洗出来。” In Tianchi, pink bear monster are struggling. 天池里,粉红色的熊妖们正在挣扎。 Mom, my skin was about to wash off, how she has not put us to walk!” “妈妈,我的皮都快洗掉了,她怎么还不放我们走!” Head of the clan bear cries to say. 熊族长哭着说道。 They were too unlucky, evades others to chase down with great difficulty, immediately ran into Nüwa. 他们实在太倒霉了,好不容易躲过别人追杀,马上又遇到女娲了。 I have said that blows hair good with the blade.” “我早就说过,还是用刀刮毛好。” Old mother bear indignantly: Blames you, must dye the wool, now was good, we dyed too attractively, even Nüwa envy!” 老母熊气愤不已:“都怪你,非要染毛,现在好了,我们染得太漂亮,连女娲都嫉妒了!” The mouth has spat foam old bear in pond Mianpiao, head of the clan bear sees, is in great surprise. 一直口吐白沫的老熊在池面飘过,熊族长见到,更是大惊。 How father can here! Did it have the wool?” “老爹怎么会在这里!它不是没毛了吗?” „His idiot, burnt the skin red!” “他这个蠢货,把皮烫红了!” Old mother bear called out: Nüwa thinks that he is also dyes!” 老母熊叫道:“女娲以为他也是染的!” Her words have not said, held up a day of column to be involved in the vortex to wash her. 她的话没说完,擎天之柱就把她卷进旋涡中洗了起来。 Gives me peacefully!” “都给我安静点!” Nüwa breathless saying of: Your these fools, in final the red mud the world used, how I must overcome nature!” 女娲气急败坏的说道:“你们这些笨蛋,把世上最后的红泥都用了,我要怎么补天!” I do not believe unable to wash!!” “我就不信洗不出来!!” She makes an effort to stir Tianchi, wants to wash the red mud. 她用力搅拌着天池,想把红泥洗出来。 This stirring may be miserable, bear monster spit one group in Tianchi, the picture indecently. 这一搅拌可就惨了,熊妖们在天池吐成一团,画面不堪入目。 Calls a halt!” “停手吧!” Suddenly a sound resounds. 忽然一个声音响起。 Nüwa has turned the head, saw that golden light drops from the clouds together. 女娲转过头,看到一道金光从天而降。 In Sun Wukong carries little Bie to appear near Tianchi, said: release they.” 孙悟空手里拎着一只小鳖出现在天池边,说道:“放了他们。” Is you.” “是你。” Nüwa sinks the face: „Do you know that what you did make?” 女娲沉下脸:“你知不知道你做了什么?” Now knew.” “现在知道了。” Sun Wukong puts down little Bie, it becomes the great turtle near Tianchi, squats to vomit at the same time. 孙悟空把小鳖放下,它在天池边变为巨鳖,蹲在一边呕吐起来。 Sun Wukong looks to Tianchi, he knows that because of his reason, the red soil was used to dye the wool by bear monster. 孙悟空看向天池,他知道因为他的缘故,红色的泥土被熊妖们用来染毛了。 Was then good, all colors god stone could not refine again.” “这下好了,五彩神石再也炼制不出了。” Nüwa said to Sun Wukong: You killed me!” 女娲对孙悟空说道:“你害死我了!” Good.” “好。” Nüwa receives to hold up a day of column: If you have not attained, how deserves?” 女娲收起擎天之柱:“若是你没有拿到,该当如何?” I help you overcome nature.” “我帮你补天。” Sun Wukong replied. 孙悟空回答。 Does not use.” “不用。” Nüwa shakes the head: You married me to be good.” 女娲摇头:“你娶我就行了。” Sun Wukong gawked staring. 孙悟空愣了愣。 I rather marry a stranger, is not willing to marry my brother!” “我宁愿嫁给一个陌生人,也不愿意嫁给我哥!” Saying that Nüwa clenches jaws. 女娲咬牙切齿的说道。 That might as well marry me.” “那不如嫁给我。” Great turtle low voice saying. 巨鳖小声的说道。 Nüwa turns the head to visit it: „Can you defeat my brother?” 女娲转头看着它:“你能打败我哥吗?” The great turtle shrinks immediately begins. 巨鳖立刻缩起了头。
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