TMBD :: Volume #4

#375: Being gluttonous and lazy


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Master!” “师父!” Water Curtain Cave, the Raksasa Lady tearful eyes dance has enclasped old daoist. 水帘洞,罗刹女泪眼婆娑的抱紧了老道 After old daoist comes back, the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit's monsters are pleasantly surprised. 老道回来之后,花果山的妖怪都是大为惊喜。 Raksasa Lady entangles him one to talk about old days, 10.000 Years Fox King and the others also run to see him. 罗刹女缠着他一番叙旧,万岁狐王等人也都跑来见他。 When old daoist is happy, said some Hell matters, the people listened to sob. 老道高兴之余,说了一些地府的事情,众人听了都唏嘘不已。 Waited for their lively vigor to vanish with great difficulty, Sun Wukong made noise to ask: What does Mother Earth empress come Mountain of Flowers and Fruit to make?” 好不容易等他们的热闹劲消失了,孙悟空才出声问道:“后土娘娘来花果山做什么?” Looks for the king you.” “找大王你。” old daoist replied: She hopes that you teach the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.” 老道回答:“她希望你去教训教训地藏王菩萨。” Lesson?” “教训?” Sun Wukong stares: What had?” 孙悟空一愣:“发生什么了?” Bodhisattva said at the Spirit Mountain Buddhist meeting empress malicious remarks, the empress was angry.” “菩萨在灵山法会上说了娘娘坏话,娘娘生气了。” old daoist answered. 老道解释道。 Sun Wukong knits the brows slightly: Why empress don't pass?” 孙悟空微微皱眉:“为何娘娘不自己过去?” As if afraid the Buddha.” “似乎是害怕佛祖。” old daoist said: I listened to the empress saying that Western Buddha was a puzzle, the words many likes chanting scripture, saw each time the empress association talked over, the empress who harmed slept continually dreams of buddhist scripture.” 老道说道:“我听娘娘说,那西方佛祖是个闷葫芦,话多又爱念经,每次见到娘娘总会念念叨叨,害的娘娘连睡觉都梦见佛经。” Sun Wukong a little does not know whether to laugh or cry immediately. 孙悟空顿时有点哭笑不得。 He settles Mother Earth in Water Curtain Cave, to the next day noon, Mother Earth blurry waking up. 他把后土安顿在水帘洞,一直到第二天的中午,后土才迷迷糊糊的醒来。 I was hungry.” “我饿了。” After this is she wakes up the first few words. 这是她醒来之后的第一句话。 Sun Wukong already prepared the sumptuous good food to her. 孙悟空早就给她准备好了丰盛的美食。 He makes four old monkeys come up food belt, places Mother Earth one by one at present. 他让四老猴把食物带上来,逐一放在后土眼前。 Mother Earth wolfs down, then takes up cakes and pastries, has eaten several, thought that has missed the atmosphere of eating meal. 后土一阵狼吞虎咽,然后拿起一个糕点,吃了几口,觉得差了点吃饭的气氛。 Changes.” “变。” Her finger/refers, the appearance of cakes and pastries turned into a bald model conveniently. 她随手一指,糕点的外貌就变成了一个光头模型。 Mother Earth admits the mouth the cakes and pastries, has eaten with great interest. 后土把糕点放进嘴里,津津有味的吃了起来。 old daoist looked, the body cannot bear somewhat trembles. 老道看了,身体忍不住有些发抖。 Big, king, you help empress one time.” “大、大王,你还是帮娘娘一次吧。” He said in the Sun Wukong ear low voice. 他小声在孙悟空耳边说道。 Sun Wukong nods, eats the thing not to forget to retaliate Ksitigarbha, Mother Earth the heaviness of retaliation heart, later little provokes quite well. 孙悟空点头,连吃东西都不忘报复地藏王,后土的报复心之重,以后还是少招惹比较好。 Sun Wukong has thought the method that helps her vent anger. 孙悟空想到了一个帮她出气的方法。 Goes to come the Master Qing Yuan belt.” “去把清元子带过来。” He told that four old monkeys, making them bring Master Qing Yuan to Water Curtain Cave. 他吩咐四位老猴,让他们把清元子带到水帘洞 After the old monkeys get down, only passed burning a joss stick time, brought Master Qing Yuan. 老猴们下去之后,只过了一炷香时间,就把清元子带了上来。 „Are you Master Qing Yuan?” “你就是清元子?” Mother Earth curious sizing up Master Qing Yuan. 后土好奇的打量清元子 Yes.” “是。” Master Qing Yuan looked at Sun Wukong, somewhat anxiously has held up the sign of writing. 清元子看了一眼孙悟空,有些紧张的举起了写字的牌子。 He heard that some previous people read to Sun Wukong oneself novel, now wishes one could to turn around to run. 他听说上次有人把自己的小说给孙悟空看,现在恨不得转身就跑。 But Sun Wukong has not spoken, Mother Earth actually whole face happy saying: I have heard you.” 孙悟空没有说话,后土却满脸高兴的说道:“我听说过你。” She likes the Master Qing Yuan story very much, to his one fierce quart. 她很喜欢清元子的故事,对着他一阵猛夸。 old daoist said side Sun Wukong: „Before empress treats as rests the story the Master Qing Yuan story, can make her have some interesting dreams.” 老道孙悟空身边说道:“娘娘把清元子的故事当作睡前故事,可以让她做一些有趣的梦。” Sun Wukong nods. 孙悟空点头。 He somewhat understood, Mother Earth happy may the volume be able to be related with the sleep wickedly. 他有些明白了,后土的喜恶可额能都和睡眠有关。 Master Qing Yuan praised somewhat self-satisfied. 清元子被夸的有些飘飘然。 Sun Wukong sinks the face, has broken them. 孙悟空沉下脸,打断了他们。 Master Qing Yuan.” 清元子。” He called a Master Qing Yuan name. 他叫了一声清元子的名字。 In.” “在。” Master Qing Yuan straightens up the body immediately, lifts high the sign of writing, somewhat is afraid the Sun Wukong settlement old debt at heart. 清元子顿时挺直身体,把写字的牌子举高,心里有些害怕孙悟空清算旧账。 I give you an order.” “我给你一个命令。” But Sun Wukong has not brought up old scores. 孙悟空没有翻旧账。 Master Qing Yuan has gawked, wrote on the sign hastily: Great Saint please say.” 清元子楞了一下,连忙在牌子上写道:“大圣请说。” How many do you know about the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?” “你对地藏王菩萨了解多少?” Sun Wukong asked. 孙悟空问道。 Master Qing Yuan brushes wrote on sign: Ten of Ksitigarbha live tenth, I all understood.” 清元子刷刷刷的在牌子上写道:“地藏王的十生十世,我全都了解。” „Do ten live tenth?” “十生十世?” Sun Wukong is a little surprised: You whether to write the story the experience of Bodhisattva?” 孙悟空有点惊讶:“那你可否把菩萨的经历写成故事?” Naturally.” “当然。” Master Qing Yuan replied immediately. 清元子立刻回答。 The Mother Earth empress could not bear look at Sun Wukong, guessed correctly that he must make anything. 后土娘娘忍不住看了一眼孙悟空,猜到他要做什么了。 Sun Wukong understands the Master Qing Yuan characteristics, but to provide against contingencies, he confirmed one: What thing is Bodhisattva becomes a ghost?” 孙悟空了解清元子的特点,但为了以防万一,他还是确认了一句:“菩萨是什么东西成精?” „Becoming a ghost?” “成精?” Master Qing Yuan reveals the doubts, wrote on the sign: Bodhisattva is person achieve the Way, is not the seductress/evil spirit.” 清元子露出疑惑,在牌子上写道:“菩萨是人身得道,并非妖精所化。” Sun Wukong has gawked staring, counting on the fingers that does not believe in evil doctrines, has blamed, Master Qing Yuan actually said the correct answer. 孙悟空愣了愣,不信邪的掐指一算,怪了,清元子竟然说出了正确的答案。 This is not Master Qing Yuan that he knows. 这可不是他认识的清元子 He makes Master Qing Yuan come out fact brief writing of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva second immediately. 他当即让清元子把地藏王菩萨两世的事迹简要的写出来。 Sun Wukong and Mother Earth looked at the fact of this second together, unexpected reality that writes unexpectedly. 孙悟空和后土一起看了这两世的事迹,竟然写的出乎意料的真实。 A little is quite only strange. 唯有一点比较奇怪。 Why Bodhisattva this second is both the female body?” “为何菩萨这两世都是女身?” Sun Wukong asked. 孙悟空问道。 Bodhisattva tenth is the female body.” “菩萨十世都为女身。” Master Qing Yuan wrote on the sign fast: Master has said that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva female body male, tenth does good deeds, can in this successfully cultivated Buddha body.” 清元子快速在牌上写道:“师父生前说过,地藏王菩萨女身男相,十世行善,才得以在这一世修成佛身。” Has the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva worked as ten lifetime women? 地藏王菩萨当了十辈子女人? Sun Wukong has the nod to be big. 孙悟空有点头大。 He has rubbed the forehead, oneself almost misunderstood Master Qing Yuan. 他揉了揉眉心,自己差点误会清元子了。 Master Qing Yuan.” 清元子。” The Sun Wukong thought moves, saying: Except for the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, you later writes some immortals and buddhas of Spirit Mountain.” 孙悟空念头一动,不由的说道:“除了地藏王菩萨,你以后多写一些灵山的仙佛。” Master Qing Yuan stares: Why so?” 清元子一愣:“为何如此?” I do not want to waste the talented person.” “我不想浪费人才。” Sun Wukong said. 孙悟空说道。 Such good talented person, put before is not needing to really be too wastes. 这么好的人才,以前放着不用真是太浪费了。 Master Qing Yuan somewhat was immediately happy. 清元子顿时有些高兴。 He has not written these immortals and buddhas stories. 他可从来没有写过那些仙佛的故事。 Writes well.” “好好写。” Sun Wukong said to Master Qing Yuan: Could write, I make Ao Luan sell your story to Four Great Continents.” 孙悟空清元子说道:“写得好了,我就让敖鸾把你的故事卖向四大部洲。” Yes.” “是。” Master Qing Yuan some drawing back of feeling extremely flattered got down. 清元子有些受宠若惊的退下了。 Empress.” “娘娘。” old daoist said to Mother Earth in a low voice: King also is very occasionally bad.” 老道低声对后土说道:“大王偶尔也挺坏的。” Nod that Mother Earth non-stop. 后土不停的点头。 When Sun Wukong has turned the head, saw Mother Earth with one person of same belief people the expression looks at itself. 孙悟空转过头的时候,就看到后土用一副‘同道中人’的表情看着自己。 „?” “?” He somewhat has doubts, this is any look. 他有些疑惑,这是什么眼神。 However after being satiated with food and wine, Mother Earth has rested once again. 但是吃饱喝足之后,后土又一次睡了下去。 Sun Wukong looks that she carried off by the young lad, asked to old daoist: Actually Bodhisattva said empress what malicious remarks, letting the empress wants to retaliate him?” 孙悟空看着她被童子抬走,向老道问道:“菩萨究竟说了娘娘什么坏话,让娘娘想报复他?” Nothing.” “也没什么。” old daoist replied: Buddha reproved the black bear that rested secretly at the Buddhist meeting, said that it was the same with the empress, every day liked sleeping.” 老道回答:“佛祖在法会上训斥一只偷睡的黑熊,说它和娘娘一样,每天都爱睡觉。” Sun Wukong knits the brows slightly: This is the Buddha says, what relations has with the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?” 孙悟空微微皱眉:“这是佛祖所言,和地藏王菩萨有什么关系?” Behind Bodhisattva could not bear one.” “菩萨后面忍不住加了一句。” old daoist said: He said that the Buddha insulted black bear.” 老道说道:“他说佛祖侮辱了黑熊。” „......” “……” Sun Wukong thought that the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva such does, no wonder will bear a grudge by Mother Earth. 孙悟空心想地藏王菩萨这么作死,也难怪会被后土记恨。 Also in two days, Sun Wukong discovered that Mother Earth depends in Mountain of Flowers and Fruit does not walk. 又过了两天,孙悟空发现后土赖在花果山不走了。 „Doesn't empress use?” “娘娘不用回去吗?” He cannot bear ask. 他忍不住问道。 Does not use.” “不用。” Mother Earth is filling cakes and pastries toward the mouth, while said: Here eats to have a good sleep, I did not plan to go back.” 后土一边往嘴里塞着糕点,一边说道:“这里吃好睡好,我不打算回去了。” Sun Wukong had one type immediately by the feeling that the child in such an arrangement entangles. 孙悟空顿时有了一种被拖油瓶缠上的感觉。 King does not need to be worried.” “大王不用担心。” old daoist explained to him low voice: Empress likes Mountain of Flowers and Fruit very much, but she is always fickle, when she treats for several months, naturally will be sick.” 老道小声跟他解释:“娘娘很喜欢花果山,但她一向喜新厌旧,等她待几个月,自然就会厌烦走了。” Sun Wukong looks at Mother Earth with a suspicious look. 孙悟空用怀疑的目光看着后土。 Will the fellow of this being gluttonous and lazy be sick really? 这个好吃懒做的家伙真的会厌烦吗?
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