SW :: Volume #10

#989: Returns to human

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„You just picked this cell phone time, how many electric quantities does this cell phone have?” Gu Han asked such a question to willow Qingmei suddenly. “你刚刚捡到这个手机的时候,这个手机有多少电量？”固寒忽然向柳清眉问出这样一个问题。 The renewal is quickest 更新最快 „5% electric quantities! I am certain!” willow Qingmei recalled a while to say. “5%的电量吧！我可以肯定！”柳清眉回忆了一会儿说道。 „Now is also left over 3% electric quantities, our two altogether looked at two videos, said that the remaining electric quantities can also support us to look three times! In this in other words three times I must discover the mystery in this video, otherwise all will fall short.” At this point, Gu Han deeply inspires, then selects this video, carefully looked again from beginning to end. “现在还剩下3%的电量,我们两个总共看了两遍视频,这么说剩下的电量还能够支撑我们看三次！这也就是说三次之内我必须发现这个视频之中的奥秘,否则所有的一切将功亏一篑。”说到这里,固寒深深地吸了口气,然后便重新点开这个视频,再一次从头到尾仔仔细细的看了一遍。 Really like the Gu Han guess, finished the dump energies of later cell phone jumping immediately in this video player 2%. 果然如同固寒猜测的一样,在这个视频播放结束之后手机的剩余电量立刻跳到了2%。 „What kind of? Saw the thing to come?” Gu Han after second looks at the video did not say on a few words, is shutting the small eye unceasing the video of a moment ago seeing replays in the mind. This first-grade is enough one hour, waited willow Qingmei incomparable after is impatient, asking that she cannot bear. “怎么样？看出东西来了吗？”固寒在第二遍看完视频之后就一句话不说,闭着小眼睛不断的将刚才看到的视频在脑海中重放。这一等就是足足一个小时的时间,等的柳清眉无比的不耐烦之后她才忍不住的问道。 „Saw a thing, but I have not been able to guarantee!” In the Gu Han eye flashes through together none, then the body started suddenly, made some irritable and strange movement. willow Qingmei saw probably the fool is the same, but she responded immediately, the movement that Commander made was not just the movement that in the video these chickens performed? “看出一点东西了,只不过我还不敢保证！”固寒眼睛中闪过一道精光,然后身体忽然开始动了起来,做出一些非常别扭和古怪的动作。柳清眉好像看到了傻子一样,不过她马上反应过来,提督做出的动作不正是视频中那些小鸡们表演的动作吗？ Gu Han spent for one hour made more than 20 this set of movement repeatedly, then selects the video to look immediately impatiently again, as the matter stands the cell phone only has 1% electric quantities, can only look at the last video again. 固寒又花了一个小时的时间将这一套动作给重复做了二十多遍,然后便立刻迫不及待地重新点开视频再看了一遍,这样一来手机就只剩下1%的电量,只能够再看最后一遍视频。 willow Qingmei thinks that Gu Han after looking at this video like the unceasing thinking, will then study the appearance of opposite party to dance again a moment ago. But what has not thought is Gu Han actually shows the facial expression of whole face doubts, in the mouth low voice inward „is not unceasingly right! Where did I misread? Was I comprehends mistakenly what?” 柳清眉本以为固寒在看完这遍视频之后会重新像刚才一样不断的思索,然后学着对方的样子跳舞。但没有想到的是固寒却露出满脸疑惑的神情,口中不断小声的自言自语道“不对呀！我是不是哪里看错了？难道是我领悟错了什么？” Gu Han intertwined like some little time, the chicken claw makes an effort to stamp in the ground suddenly, after separating merely for several minutes, changes the fifth repetition to broadcast this video. After the final performance ended, this cell phone then closes down immediately directly......, but during close-down, the end of cell phone emits thick smoke suddenly, then transmits a burn the flavor, evidently was the battery self-ignition of this cell phone. 固寒这样纠结了好一会儿,小鸡爪子忽然在地面上用力一跺,仅仅隔了几分钟之后变第五次重复播放这个视频。当最后的表演结束之后,这个手机便立刻直接关机……而在关机的同时,手机的尾部忽然冒出一阵浓烟,然后传来一股烧焦的味道,看样子是这个手机的电池自燃了。 „! This chapter of this cell phone cannot use thoroughly!” willow Qingmei also looked at this time, this cell phone is not a normal self-ignition, but self-ignition under some Tianshan deep place existing planning, for is ceases Gu Han and willow Qingmei sixth the opportunity of looking at this video. “得了！这回这手机彻底不能用了！”柳清眉这时候也看出来了,这个手机并不是正常自燃的,而是在摩天山深处某个存在的算计下自燃的,为的就是杜绝固寒和柳清眉第六遍看这个视频的机会。 „Commander, what clue then we really did not have the opportunity...... this video I have not looked in any case, now may count on you completely, did you see the clue to come?” willow Qingmei unrestrainedly and asked. “提督,这下我们真的没有机会了……反正这视频我是什么线索也没看出来,现在可全部都指望你了,你到底看出线索来了没有？”柳清眉情不自禁地又问了一遍。 „This inside no clue! We have thought the branch before!” Gu Han looks the forced smile said to willow Qingmei. “这里面没有什么线索！我们之前一直想岔了！”固寒面露苦笑的对柳清眉说道。 „This inside does not have the clue!” willow Qingmei is startled, why the whole person on was anxious „that you to say that a moment ago this inside did have the clue? Also with these chickens same jumps and jumps, were you sheep epilepsy violate? Wastes our time?” “这里面没有线索！”柳清眉大吃一惊,然后整个人就急了“那你刚才干嘛要说这里面有线索？还跟那些小鸡一样的又蹦又跳的,你是不是羊癫疯犯了？浪费我们的时间？” „Your anxious anything, in this, although does not have the clue, but actually hid made me be able from Tree Cave to take out that chicken clump the tool!” On the Gu Han face reveals a wisdom bead in the smiling face of grasping. “你急什么,这里面虽然没有线索,但却藏了让我能够从树洞中取出那个鸡坷垃的工具！”固寒脸上露出一个智珠在握的笑容。 „Item? What item?” willow Qingmei played a role of supporting speaker perfectly. “道具？什么道具？”不知不觉间,柳清眉完美的充当了一个捧哏的角色。 „A rare book!” Gu Han casts a sidelong glance finally that cell phone, supplemented that said „a military study rare book, gives the military study rare book that the chicken practices specially.” “一本秘籍！”固寒最后瞟了一眼那个手机,补充说道“一本武学秘籍,一本专门给鸡练的武学秘籍。” Then in enough one day, willow Qingmei dumbfounded looks that Gu Han practiced that to wrap/sets of him to give the military study rare book that in the hen house the chicken that comprehended from the video practiced specially, Gu Han gives back to this rare book to take vivid name «Day ** Hitting». It is said gives this name is because this set of «Day Chicken Greatly Hitting» altogether eight moves, can deal with the attacks of different condition with the body of chicken, therefore gave this name. 接下来足足一天的时间里面,柳清眉都目瞪口呆的看着固寒在鸡舍之中练习那套他从视频中领悟出来的专门给鸡练的武学秘籍,固寒还给这本秘籍取了一个形象的名字《天**打》。据说之所以取这个名字是因为这套《天鸡大打》中总共有八招,可以用鸡的身体来应对不同状况的攻击,所以取了这个名字。 But this name listens always some grating the feelings of being able to say in willow Qingmei the ear, as if this inside has anything is not right, but always cannot say. 只不过这个名字听在柳清眉的耳朵里面总有一些说不出的刺耳的感觉,仿佛这里面有什么不对,但却总是说不出来。 However what willow Qingmei has to acknowledge is Gu Han really has the talent in the military study extremely, this set of willow Qingmei has not looked at clear «Day from the start ** Hitting», Gu Han is looking in the situations of several videos only to spend day of time to practice merely enjoys the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water. 不过柳清眉不得不承认的是固寒确实在武学上极有天分,这一套柳清眉压根就没看明白的《天**打》,固寒在仅仅看了几遍视频的情况下只花了一天时间就练得风生水起。 This set of «Day ** Hitting» brought into full play the characteristics of chicken animal, chicken mouth, chicken feet, chicken wing, even was the chicken buttocks turned into a weapon. Faint between has an invincible powerhouse style, willow Qingmei even felt , if no in the Sword Maiden situation in own hand, oneself perhaps are not the opponent of Gu Han this hen. 这套《天**打》充分发挥了鸡这种动物的特点,将鸡嘴,鸡爪,鸡翅膀,甚至是鸡屁股都变成了一种武器。隐隐之间自有一股无敌的强者风范,柳清眉甚至觉得如果在自己手中没有剑娘的情况下,自己恐怕都不是固寒这只母鸡的对手。 One day later, willow Qingmei and Gu Han arrive under that old tree, willow Qingmei gazes after Gu Han hesitant not jumps down from that Tree Cave, then hears in the old tree to broadcast an intermittent depressed sound, occasionally can also hear the sharp chicken cry. 一天之后,柳清眉和固寒重新来到那棵老树之下,柳清眉目送固寒没有犹豫的从那个树洞中跳下,然后便听见老树中传来一阵阵沉闷的声音,偶尔还能听到尖锐的鸡叫声。 Such sound approximately continued for about 20 minutes, all sounds belong to finally tranquilly, but Gu Han finally strenuous pecked in that pinhole that to crawl before him, finally is also holding in the mouth a plastic bottle that stained the blood. 这样的声音大约持续了二十分钟左右,所有的动静终于归于平静,而固寒最后则费力的从他之前啄出的那个小洞中爬了出来,最终还叼着一个沾满了血的塑料瓶。 The Gu Han present appearance is quite pitiful, a feather fell about 2 / 3, revealed under the feather the white and tender chicken and whole body goosebumps. On the skin that reveals is almost wounded everywhere, many chickens were worried directly, Gu Han chicken feet also only had one, disappears without a trace, does not know by these gold thread pythons, when ** leg eating. 固寒现在的样子极为凄惨,一身的羽毛掉了2/3左右,露出了羽毛下面白嫩的鸡肉以及满身的鸡皮疙瘩。露出来的皮肤上几乎处处带伤,很多的鸡肉都直接被撕咬了下来,固寒的鸡爪子也只剩下了一个,还有一个不知去向,不知道是不是被那些金丝蟒们当**腿给吃了。 „Ate these chicken clumps, we can change!” Gu Han uses energy to hold in the mouth the bottle cap of plastic bottle, looks at this by the plastic bottle of chicken blood percolation, in willow clear forehead is moved extraordinarily, Commander almost put together own life do not bring back this gold/metal clump, oneself owed Commander was really many, oneself do not know how should return the present man. “吃了这些鸡坷垃,我们就能变回了！”固寒费劲地叼开塑料瓶的瓶盖,看着这个被鸡血浸透的塑料瓶,柳清眉心中感动非凡,提督几乎是拼着自己的性命不要才取回了这个金坷垃,自己欠提督的实在是太多了,自己都不知道该怎么回报眼前的这个男人了。 willow Qingmei can only make the promise in the heart secretly, even if this whole life sacrifices own life not to want, if still wants the means to repay Commander today's benevolence. 柳清眉只能在心中暗暗许下诺言,这辈子就算献出自己的生命不要,也要想办法报答提督今日的恩情。 „Is gawking doing? Eats!” When willow Qingmei promises secretly, Gu Han held in the mouth this plastic bottle directly, discovered that in the bottle only had two white pills exactly, Gu Han ate one directly, then hinted willow Qingmei to eat remaining one. “愣着干啥？吃吧！”在柳清眉暗自许诺的时候,固寒直接就叼开了这个塑料瓶,发现瓶中恰好只有两枚白色的药丸,固寒直接吃了一颗,然后示意柳清眉吃掉剩下的一颗。 „Un!” willow Qingmei affected nodded, then with the attitude of extremely treasuring slowly falls into the remaining pills own mouth, little grinding becomes the powder, finally swallows into own abdomen. “嗯！”柳清眉感动的点点头,然后用极为珍惜的态度慢慢的将剩下的药丸掉进自己的嘴中,一点点的碾成粉末,最后吞入自己的腹中。 However lets Gu Han and willow Qingmei felt what is strange, after these two chicken clumps swallow in the belly, actually does not have any effect, Gu Han is still an old mother hen, but willow Qingmei also is still a big cockerel. 但是让固寒和柳清眉感到奇怪的是,这两颗鸡坷垃吃进肚子里后却没有任何的效果,固寒依然还是一只老母鸡,而柳清眉也依然还是一只大公鸡。 „Was own speculation wrong? Can't these chicken clumps let the key that oneself return to?” While Gu Han such ponder time, suddenly Gu Han felt that own body is incapable, as if the bone taking away was the same by anyone, pouring that can only lie softly on the ground. “难道说自己的推测错了？这些鸡坷垃并不是能够让自己回归的关键？”正当固寒这样思考的时候,忽然固寒就感觉自己的身体一阵无力,仿佛骨头被什么人给抽掉了一样,只能软趴趴的倒在地上。 But another side willow Qingmei is not so, her eyeball becomes blood red suddenly, the cockscomb imitated blood same upward to stand upright probably, extending, finally usually was bigger than four times to continue. But her feather also transformed the blood red from the color of former red yellow interaction completely, the body inflated, the whole person was hit the chicken blood to be the same probably. 而另一边柳清眉则不然,她的眼珠子忽然变得一片血红,鸡冠好像充了血一样的向上挺立着,伸展着,最后足足比平时大了四倍不止。而她身上的羽毛也从之前红黄相间的颜色全部转换成了血红色,身体本身还是膨胀起来,整个人就好像被打了鸡血一样。 Wait, this analogy is a little not probably right, seeming like willow Qingmei is the big cockerel is only coming now, but can also hit the chicken blood to do? 等等,这个比喻好像有点不对,貌似柳清眉现在本来就是只大公鸡来着,还要打鸡血干什么？ Good these things are unimportant, more importantly willow Qingmei the vision has stared at this time stubbornly on the body of soft and weak Gu Han. The look that so the color narrows the eyes makes Gu Han feel oneself saw probably closed/pass a 3-4 ten years of man to be the same in the prison. Regarding such man, let alone was a woman, even sow that still just like Diaochan general. 好吧这些事情已经不重要了,重要的是此时柳清眉的目光已然死死地盯在软弱无力的固寒的身上。如此色眯眯的眼神让固寒感觉自己好像看到了一个在大牢里面关了三四十年的男人一样。对于这样的男人来说,别说是个女人了,就算是头母猪那也犹如貂蝉一般。 The following situation is about the Gu Han this for a lifetime unforgetable shadow, lost sane willow Qingmei direct two chicken feet to step on conducting the back of Gu Han thoroughly, then the chicken mouth is holding in the mouth the feather on Gu Han nape, something directly enters Gu Han within the body...... after all now Gu Han is the hen, willow Qingmei was the cockerel, this posture was the wood has the mistake. 接下来的情况大约是固寒这一辈子都难以忘怀的阴影,彻底失去了理智的柳清眉直接两只鸡爪子踩到了固寒的背上,然后鸡嘴叼着固寒后颈上的羽毛,某个东西直接进入了固寒的体内……毕竟现在固寒是母鸡,柳清眉是公鸡,这个姿势是木有错的。 Gu Han is willing to recall oneself by willow Qingmei this big cockerel tossing about how long, after all belong to is tranquil, willow Qingmei also from that hysterical/frenzy ** sobers. After she ravels actually oneself handled anything, can only very helpless answered that „this is not her mistake, this is the mistakes of these chicken clumps.” 固寒愿意回想自己被柳清眉这只大公鸡给折腾了多久,当一切归于平静之后,柳清眉也从那种狂乱的**中清醒过来。当她弄明白自己究竟做了什么事情之后,只能非常无奈的解释道“这不是她的错,这都是那些鸡坷垃的错。” At this time willow Qingmei was restores normally, the strength that but Gu Han still has not actually acted, Gu Han felt in simultaneously own body transmitted an intermittent intense excretion feeling, then an egg lived from the buttocks of Gu Han again suddenly. 此时柳清眉是恢复正常了,但固寒却依然没有行动的力量,同时固寒感觉自己身体中传来一阵阵强烈的排泄感,再然后一颗鸡蛋就冷不防地从固寒的屁股底下生了出来。 The following matter becomes out of control, Gu Han completely broke the scientific common sense, the one breath lived 100 eggs. But in living the process of egg, felt that Gu Han of intense sense of hunger can only make willow Qingmei start massive capture earthworms to feed to oneself, this was insufficient by own body in the process of raw egg by starving to death while still alive. 接下来的事情就变得一发不可收拾,固寒彻底打破了科学常理,一口气足足生了100枚鸡蛋。而在生鸡蛋的过程中,感到强烈的饥饿感的固寒只能让柳清眉开始大量的捕捉蚯蚓给自己喂食,这才让自己的身体不至于在生蛋的过程中被活活的饿死。 When 100 eggs lived completely, the Gu Han disaster came to an end, restored regarding the control of own body. 等到100枚鸡蛋全部生了下来,固寒的灾难才宣告结束,重新恢复了对于自己身体的控制。 Gu Han does not want to hatch these eggs from the start, but these egg unusual hoodlums, did not need Gu Han to set on eggs to brave from the egg directly, then chirp following in Gu Han behind, Gu Han also on natural becomes the mothers of 100 chickens, moreover these chickens were completely Gu Han one's own. 固寒压根就不想孵这些鸡蛋,但这些鸡蛋也非常光棍,不需要固寒孵蛋就直接从蛋里面冒了出来,然后叽叽喳喳的跟在固寒的身后,固寒也就理所当然的成为了100只小鸡的母亲,而且这些小鸡全部都是固寒亲生的。 Again then these chickens with Gu Han and growth of willow Qingmei same rapid rate, spent day of time to enter the mating season merely, started the copulation to get up like their parents recklessly...... looks like does not have German orthopedics type of thing in chicken. 再然后这些小鸡用和固寒与柳清眉一样的速度飞速的成长,仅仅花了一天时间就进入了交配期,开始像它们的爸爸妈妈一样肆意交配起来……看来在鸡界里面并没有德国骨科这种东西。 Again then, the chicken group of entire Tianshan uses the naked eye obvious speed to start to seize entire Tianshan, in Gu Han and willow Qingmei turns into the chicken tenth day, entire Tianshan had turned into Gu Han and willow Qingmei the chicken child chicken Sun Men territory completely. These chickens seized each corner of Tianshan, becomes the overlord in Tianshan. 再接下来,整个摩天山的鸡群就用肉眼可见的速度开始占领整个摩天山,在固寒和柳清眉变成鸡的第十天,整个摩天山就已经全部变成了固寒和柳清眉的鸡子鸡孙们的领地。这些鸡们占领了摩天山的每一个角落,成为了摩天山的霸主。 But the tragedy will also start from now on, land only then so many but the number of chicken constantly is actually still growing, then internal fight happened inevitably. These thousands of chickens the domain for Tianshan launched the bloody wars, the floating corpse 1 million bled the floating scull, Gu Han and willow Qingmei at least 3 / 4 descendants die during these fights. 但悲剧也自此开始,土地只有这么多但是鸡的数目却还在不断增长,那么内斗就必然发生。这些成百上千万的鸡们为了摩天山的地盘展开了一场又一场血腥的大战,浮尸百万流血漂橹,固寒和柳清眉最少3/4的子孙都死在了这些战斗之中。 Finally these chickens were divided into seven different influences, composed seven countries, when every day goes to war has not forgotten the strategic maneuvering, uses various schemes and tricks, simply like reprint of human Spring and Autumn Period Warring States period. 最后这些鸡们分成了七个不同的势力,组成了七个国家,在每天打仗之余还不忘合纵连横,使用各种阴谋诡计,简直就像人类春秋战国时期的翻版一样。 Gu Han has looked at all these indifferently, the bleeding floating scull that as if his descendants kill has no relations to be the same with his ancestor. But willow Qingmei could not bear, she as if really treated as oneself descendants these chickens, then unceasing attempt mediation fight, ancestor's status makes these posterity return to in good. 固寒一直非常漠然地看着这一切,仿佛他的子孙们杀的流血漂橹和他这个老祖宗并没有任何关系一样。但柳清眉就受不了了,她似乎真的将这些鸡当作了自己的子孙,然后不断的试图调解战斗,祖宗的身份让这些子孙后代们重归于好。 But all these are sudden, does not recognize to these descendants this ancestors finally, Gu Han acts, willow Qingmei almost dies directly under her descendants besiege. 但这一切都是突然的,到最后那些子孙们连她这个老祖宗也不认了,要不是固寒出手,柳清眉差点直接死在她的子孙围攻之下。 Final final, seven chicken countries by the most intelligent country unifying, entire Tianshan restored the peace, but compared with more than ten million chicken mouths of peak, entire Tianshan surplus chickens already less than 1 million. 最后的最后,七个鸡国被一个最聪明的国家给统一了,整个摩天山又恢复了和平,只不过和巅峰时期的上千万鸡口相比,整个摩天山剩余的鸡已经不足百万。 Also in seven country unified this moment, Gu Han and willow Qingmei feels dizzy consciousness mold hu suddenly. The time of again restoring, they had returned to oneself body, these chicken countries do not exist, is hanging «** the palace that a Palace» signboard calmly stands erect in their front. 也正是在七国统一的这一刻,固寒和柳清眉忽然又感觉到一阵天旋地转意识模煳。再一次恢复过来的时候,他们已经回到了自己的身体之中,那些鸡国们也不复存在,只有一座挂着《**宫》牌匾的宫殿静静地屹立在他们的面前。 „Also is really this bad name!” Before Gu Han recalls willow Qingmei, unrestrainedly regarding the guess of this palace name. “还真是这个糟糕的名字！”固寒情不自禁地回想起柳清眉之前对于这座宫殿名字的猜测。 „Strange, how did the time pass by for one hour? We were spending more than ten days of obviously together!” willow Qingmei somewhat bewildered looks the cell phone in own hand, there is demonstrating the present time clearly. “奇怪,怎么时间才过去了一个小时而已？明明我们在一起度过了十几天的时间！”柳清眉有些莫名其妙的看着自己手中的手机,那里清楚地显示着现在的时间。 Truly only passed for one hour.( To be continued......) 确确实实只过去了一个小时而已。(未完待续……)
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