SW :: Volume #10

#962: We possibly met the fake five colors god cow

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„Why in this dimension god stone will have Sword Maiden in? You really Sword Maiden admitting in dimension god stone?” The Gu Han urgent opens the mouth said to that Sword Wielder inquiry, but unexpected matter happened, regardless of Gu Han said the appearance that any that Sword Wielder does not seem to heard, Gu Han seems to have turned into a mute general, but Gu Han can determine own sound clearly. “这个次元神石里面为什么会有剑娘在？你们难道真的将剑娘给放进了次元神石里面吗？”固寒迫切的开口向那个持剑者询问道,但出乎意料的事情发生了,无论固寒说些什么那个持剑者都仿佛一副没有听到的样子,似乎固寒已经变成了一个哑巴一般,但固寒可以确定自己的声音非常的清楚。 „Wisdom is the sauce, can you hear me to speak?” After trying several, Gu Han then to own side is floating the fragrant wind wisdom is asks. “智乃酱,你能听到我说话吗？”试了几遍之后固寒转而向自己身边漂浮着的香风智乃问道。 „Can hear!!” The fragrant wind wisdom is nodded that makes an effort , indicating oneself can hear the words that Gu Han spoke. Then obviously Gu Han sound only then these Sword Wielder NPC could not hear. “能听到呀！！”香风智乃非常用力的点点头,表明自己能够听到固寒所说的话。那么显然固寒的声音就只有这些持剑者NPC听不到了。 „What did you in this morning eat?”, Gu Han asked such somewhat bewildered words suddenly. “你今早上吃了什么？”忽地,固寒问出这样一句有些莫名其妙的话。 „Sesame seed cake volume green onion? What's wrong?” This Sword Wielder raised the head at a loss, as if not understand why Gu Han must ask such a question. “烧饼卷大葱？怎么了？”这个持剑者茫然地抬起头,似乎并不明白固寒为什么要问这样一个问题。 „No, is smells your mouth inside green onion flavor to be somewhat uncomfortable!” Gu Han light answered, no longer inquires about the issue of dimension god stone. At this time Gu Han has responded, here is not the world that had, but was dungeon of a construction in game. But this game dungeon as if has rule that shields certain sensitive words, obviously those who seem the beginning author to hit in the novel is **, the reader sees is the asterisk is the same, these words and expressions were shielded. “没什么,就是闻到你嘴巴里面一股大葱味道有些难受！”固寒淡淡的解释道,就不再询问次元神石的问题了。这个时候固寒已经反应过来,这里并不是真实存在的世界,而是一个构建在游戏中的副本。而这个游戏副本似乎拥有屏蔽某些敏感词的规则,就好像起点的作者在小说里面明明打的是**,读者看到的却是星号一样,这些词语都被屏蔽掉了。 Likewise, in this dungeon as if related Sword Maiden information similarly by this shield and deafen of way, issue these NPC that therefore Gu Han asked could not hear. Even if they can hear, perhaps they will still ship out the appearance that has not heard. 同理,这个副本中似乎有关剑娘的情报都同样被这种方式给屏蔽和消音了,所以固寒问的问题这些NPC根本就听不到。就算他们能听到,恐怕他们也会装出一副没有听到的样子。 „I said that this brothers, your advantage also took, should get down earlier the challenge! Do not waste the time to be good?” The urging that Sword Wielder unusual meat pain that this delivered a dimension god stone to Gu Han said. “我说这位兄弟,你好处也拿了,是不是应该早点下去挑战呀！不要浪费时间好不好？”这个送了一块次元神石给固寒的持剑者非常肉痛的催促道。 „Good! I do not want to be here dull!” Gu Han light saying, jumps from the entrance at once directly, strolled to arrive at the bullring. Saw that finally has Sword Wielder to enter the stadium, others erupt one to cheer. They are not for Gu Han cheers bravely, the five colors god cow that but to is then going to arrive cheers, they anticipate wants to see that Sword Wielder was flown in the air then to fall a dog to gnaw the mud by the five colors god good top the appearance. “好的！我也不想在这里多呆！”固寒淡淡的说道,旋即就直接从入口跳了下去,漫步走到了斗牛场的正中间。看到终于有持剑者入场,其余人爆发出一阵欢呼。他们并不是为了固寒的勇敢而欢呼,而是为了接下来将要登场的五色神牛而欢呼,他们非常期待的想要看到持剑者被五色神牛顶飞到空中然后摔成一副狗啃泥的样子。 After Gu Han admission, the fence gate that for a very long time has not opened opens finally slowly, a five colors god cow appears in the Gu Han field of vision. But will not directly flush to reach Gu Han like this five colors god cow of Gu Han guess, but leisure flings own tail to walk, seems like eating the five colors god cow of weeds to be the same in the field with one leisurely and carefree. 当固寒入场之后,久久没有打开的栅栏门终于缓缓打开,一头五色神牛出现在固寒的视野之中。只不过并不像固寒猜测的一样这五色神牛会直接冲出来冲顶固寒,而是慢悠悠的甩着自己的尾巴走出来,看上去就和一头正在田野上悠闲地吃着野草的五色神牛一样。 „! The five colors god cow is such leisurely and carefree!” The leisurely and carefree response of five colors god cow does not seem to make other Sword Wielder audience feel strange, on the contrary this seems the daily matter is to them same. “啧啧！五色神牛还是这么的悠闲呀！”五色神牛的悠闲反应似乎并没有让其他的持剑者观众感到奇怪,相反这对于他们来说仿佛是日常的事情一样。 „Yes! This is about the expert lonely mentality of!” Saying that another Sword Wielder envies. Then also makes Gu Han understand probably this five colors god cow so will be why leisurely and carefree, sentimental five colors god cow was won too, did not pay attention to Sword Wielder, therefore appeared especially leisurely and carefree. This seems like your opponent is three -year-old child, you are impossible to be direct to give him a fist to waste him. “是呀！这大约就是高手寂寞的心态吧！”另一个持剑者羡慕的说道。这下也让固寒大概明白为什么这头五色神牛会如此的悠闲了,感情这头五色神牛是赢得太多了,以至于根本不将持剑者放在眼里,所以显得格外的悠闲。这就好像你的对手是一个三岁小孩,你不可能直接上去给他一拳将他打飞。 But will first gather round this three -year-old child to transfer leisurely and carefree several, said the words that several tease the child, then dig on the face of this child with the hand, in hand uncomfortable, on the buttocks pats the racket, then draws the opposite party pitiful Little Brother, copes with own opponent with the attitude of this teasing. 而是会先悠闲地围着这个三岁小孩转几圈,说几句逗弄小孩的话,然后再用手在这个小孩的脸上撅撅,手上揪揪,屁股上拍拍,再拉一拉对方可怜的小弟弟,就是用这种戏虐的态度来对付自己的对手。 But in the eye of five colors god cow, Gu Han is almost same as a three -year-old child. 而在五色神牛的眼中,固寒差不多就和一个三岁小孩一样吧。 However on the other hand, this five colors god cow, since is so calm, why that can also send out so angry calling out a moment ago? This five colors god cow is only pure wants Sword Wielder that told outside these to surround „a sky loud sound, did the father arrive sparkingly”? 不过话又说回来,这头五色神牛既然这么淡定的话,那干嘛刚才还要发出如此愤怒的嚎叫呢？难道说这个五色神牛就只是单纯的想要告诉外面那些围观的持剑者“天空一声巨响,老子闪亮登场”？ „Come! Quickly! I also rush to time!” Gu Han beckons with the hand to the five colors god cow, probably the five colors god cow is not the powerful Yuan invader, but is a kitten puppy that in the family/home raises is the same. “来！快一点！我还赶时间！”固寒向五色神牛摆了摆手,好像五色神牛并不是什么强大的元寇,而是家里面养的一头小猫小狗一样。 However this five colors god cow does not pay attention to greeting of Gu Han, still leisurely and carefree standing is flinging the tail there, it seems like that this five colors god cow today's is very happy. 不过这只五色神牛并不理会固寒的招呼,依然悠闲的站在那里甩着尾巴,看来这只五色神牛今天的心情特别好。 Since this five colors god cow does not fire into Gu Han on own initiative, that Gu Han only then walked. But other Sword Wielder saw this time cannot help but stared in a big way own eye, is thinking at heart this sprouted newly also is really the dashing spirit of fearless young people! This five colors god cow did not attack him on own initiative is he walks dog deng transporting, now unexpectedly also approaches to the five colors god cow on own initiative, does not know that this five colors god cow did go against an corner/horn to be able him to fly to him casually to the top? 既然这只五色神牛不主动冲向固寒,那固寒就只有自己走过去了。而其他持剑者看到这一幕的时候都不由得瞪大了自己的眼睛,心里想着这个萌新还真是初生牛犊不怕虎呀！这头五色神牛不主动进攻他已经是他走狗屎运了,现在居然还主动向五色神牛靠近,难道不知道这个五色神牛随便向他顶一角就能把他给顶飞出去吗？ Saw that Gu Han gradually approaches to oneself, the five colors god cow also no longer exhibits a leisurely and carefree appearance, the body solid beef started to rouse got up...... to look at the beef Gucci's exquisite scope, if made the coriander to mix the beef, the flavor was very certainly good. 看到固寒逐渐向自己靠近,五色神牛也不再摆出一副悠闲的样子,身上坚实的牛肉开始鼓了起来……看着牛肉古奇的优美幅度,如果做成香菜拌牛肉的话,味道一定很不错。 „Ok! The five colors god cow must attack finally!” In cheers of the crowds, the good hoof of five colors god cow rubbed rubbing in the ground, was less to bury head in the sand to make a sound dingdong the potential with the thunderclap to charge into Gu Han. “好了！五色神牛终于要进攻了！”在围观群众们的欢呼声中,五色神牛的牛蹄子在地面上蹭了蹭,然后用迅雷不及掩耳盗铃响叮当之势冲向了固寒。 Saw that five colors god cow towards oneself to/clashes, both hands of Gu Han pinch slightly...... according to the Gu Han original plan, he wants, when the five colors god cow to/clashes seeks a flaw, directly the five colors god cow taking down in the place, then fast to the black silk stockings that the opposite party puts on that damn sex appeal. 看到五色神牛朝自己冲来,固寒的双手微微一捏……按照固寒本来的打算,他要在五色神牛冲过来的时候寻个破绽,直接将五色神牛给放倒在地,然后快速地给对方穿上那该死的性感的黑色丝袜。 Has not thought that when five colors god cow close to Gu Han it fierce stops unexpectedly, has not waited for Gu Han to act, on driving lying down on the ground, the good hoof four limbs extended oneself four just like the candy cane equally wrapping by five colors upwards, then incomparably clever four hooves to the Gu Han position, seems to be telling Gu Han to come to wear the silk stockings to be the same a bit faster. 万万没想到,当五色神牛靠近固寒的时候它居然猛的一个停止,还不等固寒出手,就主动的躺在了地上,将自己的四个犹如棒棒糖一样被五种颜色给包裹起来的牛蹄子四肢朝天的伸了出来,然后无比乖巧的将四个蹄子对着固寒的位置,似乎在告诉固寒快点来给它穿丝袜一样。 „This five colors god cow will not be showing weakness in secret, then planned I approached makes an effort to give me a hoof!” Saw that this scene is beyond control Gu Han not to make such guess. But changes mind thinks this five colors god cow as if not such intelligence quotient, moreover what is more important is even if the five colors god cow contains such thoughts, it cannot injure Gu Han completely. “这头五色神牛不会是在暗中示弱,然后打算等我靠近的时候用力给我一蹄子吧！”看到这个场景由不得固寒不做出这样的猜测。但转念一想这头五色神牛似乎并没有这样的智商,而且更重要的是就算五色神牛包含着这样的心思,它也完全伤害不到固寒。 That moment that prepares to attack in its four hooves, Gu Han can give his hoof waste. 在它四个蹄子准备攻击的那一刻,固寒就能把他的蹄子给废了。 So-called boldness because of one's skill, Gu Han thought deeply about a while slightly calm on walked, then calm starts the wrap/sets to get down from the spot of good hoof the black silk stockings of two pairs of specially-made sex appeal. Lets the boasting fitting silk stockings of as far as possible corbel in the process of set silk stockings as far as possible, simultaneously some wrinkles on careful smoothing silk stockings, let these four silk stockings as far as possible by the most perfect stance fitting above four corbels. 所谓艺高人胆大,固寒略微思索了一会儿就淡定的走了上去,然后淡定的将两双特制的性感的黑色丝袜从牛蹄子的部位开始套下去。在套丝袜的过程中尽量让牛腿的牛皮尽可能的贴合丝袜,同时细细的抚平丝袜上的一些皱纹,让这四只丝袜尽量以最完美的姿态贴合在四条牛腿之上。 Some people have said that the silk stockings are this world's most beautiful invention. Even if the ugly woman wears the silk stockings still to show a unique charm. Before, Gu Han is not approves to these words very much, but until this moment after he saw on the corbel of five colors god cow wore the black silk stockings, Gu Han has to acknowledge. If falls to ps the body of five colors god cow, only looks at these four silk stockings legs alone, that this without doubt is four very sexy silk stockings beautiful legs, could make some legs control to have an impulsion of wish to rub to rub. 有人说过,丝袜是这个世界上最美丽的发明。就算再丑陋的女人穿上丝袜也能够展现出一种独特的魅力。之前,固寒对这句话并不是很认可,但直到这一刻当他看到五色神牛的牛腿上穿上了黑色丝袜之后,固寒不得不承认。如果将五色神牛的身体给ps掉,单独只看这四条丝袜腿的话,那这无疑是四条非常性感的丝袜美腿,说不定能够让一些腿控产生一种想要撸一撸的冲动。 Hears in this world also love beast hobby human, if it is estimated that such person sees the five colors god cow of this wear silk stockings, it is estimated that he immediately impatient wants one round......, although this is a bull...... 听说这个世界上还有一种恋兽癖的人类,估计这样的人要是看到这只穿着丝袜的五色神牛的话,估计他会立刻迫不及待的想要来一发吧……虽然这是一头公牛…… „Stands!” After the silk stockings put on, naturally was the dressing bull horn set and the good saddle, Gu Han is trying to one of the five colors god cow order, has not thought that this five colors god cow really stood unexpectedly obedient got up......, moreover stood straightly, yeah, this also was really four makes many girls also feel the ashamed silk stockings beautiful leg! But actually long on a good body. “站起来！”丝袜穿好之后自然就是要穿戴牛角套和牛鞍了,固寒试着对这只五色神牛命令的一句,没想到这只五色神牛居然真的非常听话地站了起来……而且还站得笔直的,哎,这还真是四条让不少女孩子也感到羞愧不已的丝袜美腿呀！可偏偏却长在一头牛的身上。 „Do you recognize me?” Gu Han the good saddle direct set in conducting the back of five colors god cow, prepared to the five colors god cow puts on the corner/horn wrap/sets the time finally, Gu Han cannot bear finally to the five colors god cow is asking. “你认得我？”固寒将牛鞍直接套在了五色神牛的背上,最后准备给五色神牛套上角套的时候,固寒终于忍不住对着头五色神牛问道。 „Moo” five colors god cow exudes a modest cry, simultaneously blinked to Gu Han blinked own cow eye, this was replying obviously Gu Han he truly recognizes Gu Han. “哞”五色神牛发出一声温和的叫声,同时向固寒眨巴了眨巴自己的牛眼,这显然是在回答固寒他确实是认得固寒。 This was interesting, Gu Han has not met the five colors god cow in the reality. But what coincidence one time is Gu Han only met the five colors god cow actually also in dungeon, that is on Gu Han entry «Rising straight from the ground» dungeon, Gu Han in that dungeon truly slaughtered bull in the five colors god cow , is this five colors god cow actually the five colors god cow in that dungeon? 这就非常有趣了,固寒在现实中从来没有遇到过五色神牛。但巧合的是固寒唯一一次遇见五色神牛却也是在副本里面,那是固寒上一个通关的《拔地而起》副本,在那个副本中固寒确确实实地宰杀了一头五色神牛中的公牛,难道说,这头五色神牛其实是那个副本中的五色神牛？ Properly speaking is this impossible matter, the five colors god cow possibly appears in two dungeon simultaneously? Let alone that five colors god cow has died under Gu Han's sword, turned good meal of the construction workers constructs Yuzhang City, how may appear in this «Skyscraping Zodiac» dungeon again. 按理说这是绝不可能的事情,五色神牛怎么可能同时出现在两个副本之中？更何况那头五色神牛已经死在了固寒的剑下,变成了建造豫章市的建筑工人们的美味佳肴,怎么可能会再一次出现在这个《摩天十二宫》副本之中。 But after this five colors god cow appears, all sorts of special responses are telling Gu Han all, it truly recognizes Gu Han, moreover it may is that five colors god cow. 可是这头五色神牛出现之后种种特异的反应无不在告诉固寒,它确实认得固寒,而且它很有可能就是那头五色神牛。 „If you once were by that five colors god cow that I kill, that asked you to wink three eyes!” Gu Han decided confirmed to this five colors god cow, if this five colors god cow really can understand itself, then it can certainly reply oneself this issue. “如果你是曾经被我杀死的那头五色神牛,那就请你眨三下眼睛！”固寒还是决定向这头五色神牛确认一下,如果这头五色神牛真的能听懂自己的话,那么它一定能够回答自己这个问题。 „Moo” is a good cry, this five colors god cow then started to wink own eye,...... two...... 3-4...... this five colors god cow's third eye just blinked to half of times, suddenly winked continuously two with the extremely quick speed. Then throws down Gu Han thoroughly, oneself one step wags the tail close to toward cowshed. “哞”又是一声牛叫声,这头五色神牛便开始眨起了自己的眼睛,一下……两下……三四……这头五色神牛第三下眼睛刚刚眨眼到一半的时候,忽然用极快的速度连续眨了两下。然后就彻底丢下固寒,自己一步一摇尾巴的朝着牛栏中走了回来。 After the five colors god cow re-enters in the cowshed he unexpectedly also initiative bites the clevis pin of cowshed to give to close the cowshed with the mouth, goes home to close the door probably the same nature. 在五色神牛重新进入牛栏中之后他居然还主动的用嘴巴咬着牛栏的插销将牛栏给关上,就好像回家关门一样的自然。 „I possibly entered false dungeon!” Gu Han licked own lip to say. “我可能进入一个假副本了！”固寒舔了舔自己的嘴唇说道。 „We possibly saw a fake five colors god cow!” This is other as a few words that npc of observer said as if by prior agreement. “我们可能看到一个假的五色神牛了！”这是其他作为旁观者的npc们不约而同说出的一句话。
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