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#96: Exclusive maid plan

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Gu Han new home in core area east named Sanqingshan Neighborhood, 15, B, Room 601. In core area the community that any by China mountain name, is the sword commission for the Sword Wielder newly-built standard community. All according to the recent antiquity style copy of 1000 years ago, first seems like, the style of the 21 st century throws on the front surface. 固寒的新家在核心区东边一处名为三清山小区中,十五座,b栋,601室。核心区里的凡是以华夏大山命名的小区,统统都是剑委会为了持剑者们新建的标准小区。一律按照一千年前的近古风格仿造,第一眼看上去,21世纪的风格就迎面扑来。 Sword Wielder assignment housing area also according to uniform standard disposition, same 288.88 square meters, until now, people too had not understood why can be such a number, only knows that this number is Sword Ancestor your excellency decides to decide, perhaps inside contained what startled day secret. Therefore the later generation defers to this mysterious number to construct. 持剑者分配的住房面积也是按照统一标准配置的,一律288.88平方米,直到现在,人们还不是太理解为什么会是这样一个数字,只知道这个数字是剑祖阁下拍板定下来的,说不定里面包含了什么惊天的秘密。于是后人就按照这个神秘的数字一路建设下来。 Before Gu Han a that guest health/guard, over 30 square meters bee honeycomb cells do not compare, now this 288.88 square meters, contain to have four bedroom that brings the complete set taking a bath bathroom, two living rooms, an independent restaurant, a servant room, two kitchens, a fitness room, a chess room, among storage, a super housing in central office, seems the heaven to be the same simply. 和固寒以前那个一房一客一卫,不超过30平米的蜂巢房比起来,现在这个288.88平米,包含有四个自带全套洗浴卫生间的卧室,两个客厅,一个独立餐厅,一个佣人房,两个厨房,一个健身室,一个棋牌室,一个储物间,一个中央控制室的超级住房,简直就好像天堂一样。 Moreover, after Gu Han moves discovered, all repairs, the electrical appliances equipment, the network equipment has it all completely. Particularly needs to mention that central office, not only can monitor the situation in entire housing, but also had just to research and develop less than dozens years of quantum conveyor systems. This system can through the quantum science and technology, transmit Sword Wielder to the Sword Wielder Service Center central transmission hall directly, then transmits through the central transmission hall to more than 100 transmission points of Yuzhang Base urban district. 而且,当固寒搬进来后发现,所有的装修,家电设备,网络设备全部一应俱全。特别需要提到那个中央控制室,不但可以监控整个住房的情况,还带有刚刚研发出来不到几十年的量子传送系统。这个系统可以通过量子科技,直接把持剑者传送到持剑者服务中心的中央传输大厅,然后通过中央传输大厅传送到豫章基地市区的一百多个传送点。 When there is the big attack happened, then can use the quickest speed, Sword Wielder in Yuzhang City, transports to each corner of city, protects the entire city. What a pity, this system completes completely eight years ago, if 12 years ago, this system completes, perhaps that Gu Han parents, will not die. 当有大侵袭发生的时候,便可以用最快的速度,将豫章市内的持剑者,输送到全市的各个角落,来保护整个城市。可惜,这个系统完全建成是在八年前,如果在十二年前,这个系统就建成的话,那或许固寒的父母,就不会死去了。 When king Tianlei does the porter the Gu Han old family belongings bring in the new home, the Gu Han somewhat sorrowful discovery, these things as if place where, is somewhat incompatible with this new home. Gu Han is not that nostalgia to the person who inflexible and makes things more difficult than necessary, he has not requested the porter to replace the new furniture these antiques, but silently fed in storage Wujian these antiques, thought of looks at one well. 当王添雷一干搬运工将固寒的老家当搬进新家的时候,固寒有些悲哀的发现,这些东西似乎放在哪里,都和这个新家有些格格不入。固寒不是那种怀旧到死板和钻牛角的人,他没有要求搬运工将这些老古董去替换掉新家具,而是默默的把这些古董送进了储物间,想念的时候看一眼就好。 „Four bedrooms!” Gu Han is staring resplendent in gold and jade green bedroom that took a fast look around next four repairs, inside biggest, a small living room should be own master bedroom, another three general big should divides the bedroom. “四个卧室！”固寒盯着扫视了一下四个装修的金碧辉煌的卧室,里面一个最大的,还有一个小客厅的应该是自己的主卧室,另外三个一般大的应该是分卧室。 Yesterday own family/home was too small, oneself and Qingpin can only push in a bedroom, this did not have the matter of means. But currently the big change, has four bedrooms, wants to come also to apportion a Qingpin bedroom, Qingpin after all is a girl, the so-called men and women give and receive do not kiss...... 昨天自己的家太小,自己和清贫只能挤在一个卧室里面,这也是没有办法的事情。可是现在自己鸟枪换炮,已经有了四个卧室,想来也应该分给清贫一个卧室,清贫毕竟是个女孩子,所谓男女授受不亲…… Gu Han is pondering silently, why does not know, he thinks oneself cannot hold Qingpin to go to sleep, immediately thought the whole body is not feeling well. 固寒默默的沉思着,不知道为什么,他心里一想到自己不能抱着清贫入睡了,顿时就觉得浑身不爽起来。 „Qingpin, these four bedrooms, you select one!” Finally, Gu Han or the resolution let the Qingpin independent housing, oneself have the bitter hatred unreported, how can miss the children personal relationships...... wait/etc., can have the relations for the wool with the children personal relationships? Oneself are not loli controls. “清贫,这四个卧室,你挑一个！”最终,固寒还是决议让清贫独立居住,自己还有深仇大恨未报,怎么可以挂念儿女私情……等等,为毛要和儿女私情扯上关系？自己又不是萝莉控。 „Selects one?” Qingpin finds out a head from the Gu Han mothering bag, looks at a bedroom, points at that biggest master bedroom say/way „Gu Han, Qingpin is wanting that.” “挑一个？”清贫从固寒的育儿袋里探出个脑袋,看一遍卧室,指着那个最大的主卧道“固寒,清贫要那个。” „Good, gives you!” Gu Han refreshed complying said, he and does not have any to hold to read to the master bedroom. “好,给你！”固寒爽快的答应道,他对主卧并没有什么执念。 „I wanted that!” Gu Han points at a master bedroom bedroom to speak. “那我就要那个了！”固寒指着主卧边上的一个卧室说到。 „That Qingpin does not want that in a big way! Qingpin that wanted Gu Han to choose a moment ago!” Who knew to hear Gu Han to choose another, Qingpin to change a statement immediately, must walk that Gu Han chose. “那清贫不要那个大的了！清贫要固寒刚才选的那个！”谁知听到固寒选了另一个,清贫马上改口,要走了固寒选的那个。 Gu Han touches the head, somewhat puzzled its meaning, but since Qingpin likes, oneself give her, chose that big master bedroom. But has not thought, heard Gu Han to want the master bedroom, Qingpin to change the idea unexpectedly, with Gu Han behind, must walk the master bedroom! 固寒摸摸脑袋,有些不解其意,但既然清贫喜欢,那自己就让给她,重新选择了那个大的主卧室。但万万没想到,听到固寒要主卧室,清贫居然又改了主意,跟着固寒后面,要走了主卧室！ In the course of contacts several, Gu Han some were not happy, right in the face asked one: „Qingpin, which do you want? Wants these four to give you?” 如此一来二去了好几遍,固寒有些不高兴了,劈头盖脸的就问了一句:“清贫,你到底要哪个？要不要这四个都给你？” „Qingpin wants to stay together with Gu Han!” Unexpected, but also thinks that Qingpin is teasing playing Gu Han not to think with oneself, she is this idea, Qingpin to want with stay together unexpectedly unexpectedly, chooses the bedroom that oneself choose unceasingly! “清贫想要和固寒住在一起！”出乎意料的,还以为清贫是在和自己逗着玩的固寒万万没想到,她居然是这个想法,清贫居然是为了想要和自己住在一起,才不断选择自己选择的卧室！ Some such Sword Maiden, the husband turns round what asks...... is not right, is the sword or what request. 有这样一个剑娘,夫复何求……不对,是剑或何求。 „Qingpin, later our two stay together!” Gu Han feels itself to go against own chin the small head of Qingpin quickly, affected saying. “清贫,以后我们两个就住在一起了！”固寒摸着自己快顶到自己下巴的清贫的小脑袋,感动的说道。 „Gu Han, we forever in the same place!!” Really is not a very moving scene. Without the expression saw probably ghost same king Tianlei of appears in Gu Han behind. “固寒,我们永远在一起！！”唔,真的是一副非常令人感动的场景。如果没有表情像是见到了鬼一样的王添雷出现在固寒身后的话。 „That...... Sir Gu Han, the thing put away to you, without other things, we went back!” leaf Tianlong awkward saying. “那个……固寒大人,东西都给您放好了,如果没有其他的事情,我们就回去了！”叶添龙尴尬的说道。 „, Thank you!” Gu Han nodded, since finished, has not walked quickly, does the pestle do here? “哦,谢谢你们！”固寒点点头,既然忙完了,还不快走,杵在这里干什么？ „You're welcome, you're welcome!” leaf Tianlong bows, suddenly thought of anything, added „right, come time, the sword commission makes me inform you, please before tonight, go to the Sword Wielder Service Center maid service center to receive your exclusive maid!” “不用谢,不用谢！”叶添龙鞠了个躬,忽然想到了什么,又补充道“对了,来的时候,剑委会让我通知您,请您在今天晚上前,去持剑者服务中心的女仆服务中心领取您的专属女仆！” „Cannot think that Sir Gu Han unexpectedly is this person!” king Tianlei is pondering over, left the Gu Han new home speedily. But in his heart, regarding Gu Han, clearly had the one view of deeper level. “想不到固寒大人居然是这种人！”王添雷心里这么琢磨着,就一溜烟的离开了固寒的新家。只不过在他的心底,对于固寒,显然有了更深层次的一种看法。 „Exclusive maid?” Gu Han thought that probably the sword commission really also had such benefits, to let Sword Wielder fought and disciplines wholeheartedly own strength, in Sword Wielder to reality will allocate a maid, was responsible for handling the Sword Wielder household cares . Moreover the all expense or the returning to sword of commission this maid was responsible, Sword Wielder only needed to enjoy is OK! “专属女仆？”固寒想起来了,好像剑委会确实还有这么个福利,为了让持剑者们全心全意的战斗和磨练自己的实力,都会给现实中的持剑者配发一个女仆,负责打理持剑者的家务琐事,而且这个女仆的一切费用还是归剑委会负责,持剑者只需要享受就可以了！ Moreover compares with this 288.88 square meters core area houses, this allocating exclusive maid as if receives the affection of Sword Wielder. Maid who it is said these allocate, each is on the beautiful young girl of rank, by specialized maid training, was skilled in service in various family and physiology! 而且和这栋288.88平米的核心区房屋比起来,这个配发的专属女仆似乎更加受到持剑者们的喜爱。据说这些配发的女仆,各个都是中上等级的美丽少女,受过专业的女仆培训,精通各种家庭和生理上的服务！ Right, these maids are also skilled in the service that in the physiology these you understand! Moreover the maid contract that according to them signs, facing master's physiological request, must coordinate, to obey the direction completely, cannot have any resistance, otherwise is deprived the maid qualifications immediately, loses this treatment very rich work. 没错,这些女仆还精通生理上那些你懂的服务！而且根据她们签订的女仆合约,面对主人的生理要求,必须完全配合,听从指挥,不能有任何的抗拒,不然会被立刻取消女仆资格,失去这个待遇非常丰厚的工作。 Sounds somewhat inconceivable, does solemn sword commission type of Sword Wielder official management agency, do the work of this procuress's general procuring unexpectedly? Is this normal government apparatus? 听上去有些不可思议,堂堂剑委会这种持剑者官方管理机构,居然还干这种老鸨一般的拉皮条的工作？这还是一个正常的政府机构吗？ Actually the sword commission also has the difficulties of having no other choice, half Sword Wielder is the vitality exuberant young man, daily with beautiful Sword Maiden stays together, has matter that some should not have unavoidably. If Sword Maiden is voluntary, likes each other with the Sword Wielder two sentiments, that even. But if Sword Maiden does not have the sentiment to Sword Wielder, but by Sword Wielder forcefully xxoo, that is very serious accident. 其实剑委会也是有不得已的苦衷,一半持剑者都是气血旺盛的年轻汉子,天天和美丽的剑娘呆在一起,难免发生一些不应该发生的事情。如果剑娘本身是自愿的,和持剑者两情相悦,那就算了。可要是剑娘对持剑者没有感情,但被持剑者强行xxoo了,那就是非常严重的事故。 Light Sword Maiden cuts off among Sword Mark with Sword Wielder automatically, returned the dying condition. But these received so Sword Maiden of insult, has enormous possible rejection all Sword Wielder Synchronization and Coordination in the future...... the basis record, already more than 300 inborn Sword Maiden, because was forced the xxoo reason by Sword Wielder, several hundred years not with any Sword Wielder Synchronization and Coordination. 轻则剑娘自动斩断与持剑者之间的剑痕,重新回到长眠状态。而这些受到了如此侮辱的剑娘,在未来有极大的可能拒绝所有持剑者的同步协调……根据记录,已经有三百多位天生剑娘因为被持剑者强迫xxoo的原因,几百年没有和任何持剑者同步协调过了。 Matter that if serious, will want to handle like former Yixian again, these receive the insult Sword Maiden even to kill oneself Sword Wielder, two people perish together!! 如果再严重的话,就会像之前逸仙想要做的事情一样,这些受到侮辱的剑娘甚至会杀死自己的持剑者,两个人同归于尽！！ From the beginning, the sword commission thinks many means that set up many laws, stipulated crime that this behavior is to shoot dead. Also especially set up the discipline committee to do to strike hard anything, although the effect had, but is unable to cease this situation fundamentally, every year had sex maniac Sword Wielder that did not fear death still to commit a crime. 一开始,剑委会想了很多的办法,立了很多的法律,规定这种行为是要枪毙的罪行。还专门设立了风纪委员会搞个严打什么的,效果虽然有,但无法从根本上杜绝这种情况,每年都有不怕死的色鬼持剑者顶风作案。 Moreover as the matter stands, the sword commission domineering attitude, lets the relations between sword commission and Sword Wielder, all of a sudden becomes very bad. Quite has 1000 years ago, the management and stall peddler the feeling of that opposition. 而且这样一来,剑委会强势的作风,让剑委会和持剑者之间的关系,一下子变得非常糟糕。颇有一千年前,城管和小摊小贩的那种对立的感觉。 A sword commission committee member head racket that afterward some looked at Dayu's water governance this fairytale, proposed stopped up is inferior to the sparse solution. Said simply, these Sword Wielder are ** exuberant, wants their ** suppressing, that is not realistic. Might as well makes them vent, so long as vented the object is not their Sword Maiden is OK. The sword commission can definitely arrange some pretty ordinary females to vent to them ** not on knot. 后来某个看了大禹治水这个神话故事的剑委会委员脑袋一拍,提出了堵不如疏的解决办法。简单的说,那些持剑者都是**旺盛,想要把他们的**给憋回去,那是不现实的。还不如让他们发泄出来,只要发泄对象不是他们的剑娘就可以了。剑委会完全可以安排一些貌美的普通女性给他们发泄**不就结了。 As the matter stands, not only solved the Sword Wielder strong xxoo Sword Maiden problem, the key relaxed Sword Wielder with the relations of sword commission, even was makes the negative relations turn into the positive/direct relations, set up a stall on the street like the stall peddler, the management on asked them to go to tens of thousands rent one month of high-end shopping malls to open an own shop actively free to be the same. Not are instead many in each month expenses of these maids, at least does not have spent many of discipline committee! 这样一来,不但解决了持剑者强xxoo自己剑娘的问题,关键是缓和了持剑者和剑委会的关系,甚至是让原本负面的关系变成了正面的关系,就像小摊小贩在街边上摆摊,城管就主动免费的请他们去几万租金一个月的高级商场里面开个自己的店铺一样。反正在这些女仆的身上每个月的开销并不算多,至少没有风纪委员会的经费多！ Thereupon, the exclusive maid plans on perfect and rapid promotes in Sword Wielder, not only created the enormous reputation for the sword commission, but also effectively reduced strong xxoo this matter. Until now, dozens years of xxoo Sword Maiden matter have not happened on Sword Wielder. 于是乎,专属女仆计划就完美且迅速的在持剑者中推广,不但为剑委会创造了极大的美名,还有效的降低了强xxoo这种事情的发生。直到现在,已经有几十年没有强xxoo剑娘的事情发生在持剑者身上了。 Said one casually, female Sword Wielder also can only receive the maid, rather than receives the male servant...... this inside relations is too chaotic, for a short time does not talk clearly. 随便说一句,女性持剑者也只能领取女仆,而不是领取男仆……这里面的关系太混乱,一时半会说不清楚。 —— —— —— —— ———————— Evening time, a Gu Han person appears in the Sword Wielder Service Center maid service center, although Qingpin quarrelled to must to come, in «Shooked with the seduction of Beta» complete works, obedient sitting looked at the animation in the living room, making a Gu Han person slide. 傍晚的时候,固寒一个人出现在持剑者服务中心的女仆服务中心内,虽然清贫吵得要过来,但是在《舒克和贝塔》全集的诱惑下,乖乖的坐在客厅里面看动画,让固寒一个人溜了出来。 „Welcome the master to go to the maid service center!” In the entrance of maid service center, beyond a construction that is similar to the cafe, two rows of slim and graceful maids see the arrival of Gu Han, neat bending the waist, reveals the plentiful enterprise line, welcome the arrival of Gu Han with the charmingly angry sound. “欢迎主人来到女仆服务中心！”在女仆服务中心的门口,一栋类似于咖啡厅的建筑外,两排亭亭玉立的女仆看到固寒的到来,齐刷刷的弯下腰,露出丰满的事业线,用娇嗔的声音欢迎固寒的到来。
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