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#344: Concert of Muse

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The boss in casino somewhat grieved looks at present baby machine, good baby machine, glass such was given to pound. He operated casino more than ten years, bumped into actually for the first time , because clamped the baby not to smash the glass directly, this person must have the multi- best quality goods! 娱乐城的老板有些心痛的看着眼前的这台娃娃机,多好的娃娃机呀,玻璃就这么的被人给砸了。他经营娱乐城十几年了,倒是第一次碰到因为夹不中娃娃就直接砸玻璃的,这种人得有多极品呀！ „Under this person wants the hell!” In the boss heart is cursing wickedly. “这种人统统都要下十八层地狱！”老板心中恶狠狠的诅咒着。 „Your this baby machine how much money?” In curse that in the boss heart makes an effort time, the criminal who that broke his baby machine glass is languid, seems this baby machine worthless tone to ask with one type. “你这台娃娃机多少钱？”正在老板心中用力的诅咒的时候,那个砸碎了他娃娃机玻璃的罪犯懒洋洋的,用一种好像这个娃娃机不值一钱的语气问道。 „Snort, I must give this mindless person lesson ruthlessly!” The boss is thinking, the decision sent out one to let this criminal life-long difficult ten thousand price. „My this baby machine, but this year's latest, takes 40,000 RMB one!” “哼,我要给这种没心没肺的人一个狠狠的教训！”老板这么想着,就决定报出一个让这个罪犯终生难万的价格。“我这个娃娃机可是今年的最新款,足足要四万RMB一台呢！” „Well, isn't your machine 4280 one?” Hears price that the boss reported that Gu Han old god in saying. “咦,你这台机器不是四千两百八十块一台吗？”听到老板报出来的价格,固寒老神在在的说道。 „This fellow he knows the real price of this machine unexpectedly!” The boss is startled, immediately thought this criminal is not simple, he unexpectedly correct the price of this baby machine reporting, this person surely also does a professional who is skilled in the baby machine...... such a talent run up to here to pound the baby machine to do? Is his plot illegal to my casino? I heard next door old king is willing to hit the chicken to swallow my shop to expand, is it possible that is he next door old Wang-school disturbs? Was my shop involved during gambling of great person? “这个家伙他居然知道这台机器的真实价格！”老板大吃一惊,顿时觉得这个罪犯不简单,他居然正确的把这台娃娃机的价格给报了出来,此人必定也一个精通娃娃机的专业人才……可是这样一个人才跑到我这里来砸娃娃机干什么？难道他阴谋对我的娱乐城不轨？我听说隔壁老王的肯打鸡早就想要吞了我的店铺扩张了,莫非他是隔壁老王派来捣乱的？难道我的店铺卷入了一场大人物的博弈之中？ Good, this boss is also the hypertext fiction looked at the person, published a big section repertoire plot on the brain hole directly, what a pity, our was not the metropolis commercial class novel. 好嘛,这位老板也是网络小说看多了的人,直接就脑洞出了一大段的套路剧情,可惜,我们这并不是都市商业类小说。 „How do you know the price? You come to here, what has to attempt?” The boss calms down, lacks in resonance asks. “你是怎么知道价格的？你到我这里来,到底有什么企图？”老板定了定神,底气不足的反问道。 „Knows that the price is very difficult?” Gu Han pointed at the label say/way of this baby fuselage „here not to write, all previous Q version sword emperor baby machine, suggestion retail price 4280 Yuan.” “知道价格很难吗？”固寒指着这台娃娃机身的标签道“这里不是写了吗,历代Q版剑帝娃娃机,建议零售价四千两百八十元整。” „............” This was very awkward, the boss decides secretly, did not buy the baby machine of that factory production. “…………”这就很尴尬了,老板暗下决心,再也不买那个厂家生产的娃娃机了。 „8000!” The boss snort/hum „you my baby machine pounding, my inside baby had not used, you must compensate together with the baby together, otherwise I consider the wind discipline inspection commission, even if you are Sword Wielder, cannot damage the personal property facing the street!” “八千块！”老板哼了一声“你把我的娃娃机给砸了,我里面的娃娃也没有用了,你必须连同娃娃一块赔偿,不然我就告到风纪委去,就算你是持剑者,也不能当街损坏私人财物！” The boss abacus of hits very well, so long as this baby machine actually also a glass can continue to use, the repair expense arrives at the space is about 1000, remaining 7000 net gained, he several days of profits are also 7000. 老板心里的算盘打得很好,这个娃娃机其实只要还块玻璃就能继续使用,修理费用到天上也不过一千块,剩下的七千块就是净赚了,他好几天的利润也不过就是七千块呀。 Although clear(ly) knew the boss in pit, but Gu Han has not refuted anything, but was initiative 8000 in account that changed to this boss, restored calm Gu Han naturally to know that the set the time are not much, he truly did not have the time to delay again here. 虽然明知道老板在坑自己,但固寒并没有反驳什么,而是主动的把八千块转到了这个老板的账户里面,恢复了冷静的固寒自然知道集合的时间已经不多了,他确实没有时间在再这里耽搁下去了。 „Qingpin, these babies were your, you went to give to receive them!” Gu Han said to Qingpin with a smile, Qingpin cheers immediately is jumping in the baby machine, first that baby who looks like Gu Han in hand, then fast other babies losing to Gu Han's hand on, is thrown into own dimensional pocket by Gu Han. “清贫,这些娃娃都是你的了,你去把它们给收起来吧！”固寒笑着对清贫说道,清贫立刻欢呼着跳进娃娃机里面,先把那个长的像固寒的娃娃给拿在手里,然后再飞快的将其余的娃娃给丢到固寒的手上,再由固寒丢进自己的次元口袋里面。 „Well, this is to obstruct the baby of Sky Sword emperor!” Gu Han thought that has the baby who a Qingpin stopper comes to look familiar, seems like the Yi Qing Q version appearance. “咦,这个是遮天剑帝的娃娃！”固寒觉得有一个清贫塞过来的娃娃非常眼熟,很像是易青的Q版模样。 Front Gu Han attains the careful observation this baby, if, in the trademark of baby suturing place, writes Q version war casualty sovereign Hao Sky Sword Emperor Chen Danqing( A. D. 2929- in 3008 A. D.) the inscription...... this baby is Emperor Hao who Sky Sword a charming male knight of ancient customs dresses up, thinks that in this television news old Emperor Hao Sky Sword, young time is very graceful. 固寒将这个娃娃拿到面前仔细的观察,如果,在娃娃缝合处的商标上,写着Q版殇皇昊天剑帝陈丹青陛下(公元2929-公元3008年)的字样……这个娃娃是一副古风的帅气男性侠客打扮的昊天剑帝,想到这位电视新闻里面已经七老八十的昊天剑帝,年轻的时候还是挺帅的。 Waits...... in this flash, on the Gu Han forehead cold sweat, he takes up other babies fast, looked at the trademarks of these babies, above is printing the baby main body honorific titles title name and respective born and died year. 等等……在这一瞬间,固寒的额头上一阵冷汗,他飞快的拿起其他的娃娃,看了看这些娃娃的商标,上面都印着娃娃本尊的尊号封号名字以及各自的生卒年份。 This is a very normal matter, the children who clamp these babies can through these babies, understand the great history and legend of fellow sword emperors. But, in these babies, why will have Emperor Hao Sky Sword? 这是一件很正常的事情,夹到这些娃娃的孩子们可以通过这些娃娃,了解各位剑帝的伟大历史和传说。可是,这些娃娃里面,为什么会有昊天剑帝？ But Emperor Hao Sky Sword living sword emperor, which baby factory unexpectedly bold dares living the sword monarchy is the QQ version baby and these died the baby has put together, clamps to take! This is courting death, this is to sword emperor the crime of lese majeste! 昊天剑帝可是活着的剑帝,哪个娃娃厂家居然胆大包天的敢将活着的剑帝制作成QQ版娃娃和那些已经死了的娃娃放在一起,供人夹取！这是在找死呀,这是对剑帝的大不敬之罪！ What is more important, tomorrow Emperor Hao Sky Sword will also be living, the label of baby actually also labelled his born and died year together, 2939-3008 years...... this year, but will be in 3007. 更重要的是,明天昊天剑帝还活着,娃娃的标签却连他的生卒年也一起标注了出来,2939-3008年……今年,可就是3007年了。 „Qingpin, shows me the baby in your hand!” At this time, Qingpin entire baby machine inside baby sweeping clear, all babies loaded into Gu Han dimensional pocket, in the hand is only left over that she most likes baby who looks like Gu Han! “清贫,把你手里的娃娃给我看看！”此时,清贫已经把整个娃娃机里面的娃娃给清扫一空,所有的娃娃都装进了固寒的次元口袋里面,手里只剩下她最喜欢的那个长的像固寒的娃娃！ Originally Gu Han also thinks that is only because of Q version Dimensional Invader, therefore some sword emperor seems like and is somewhat similar, but saw this even Emperor Hao of Sky Sword the time of death labelled the baby, Gu Han looks like own baby to produce the serious attention and curiosity to this immediately , this baby...... 本来固寒还只是以为只是因为Q版化的元冦,所以某个剑帝看上去才和自己有些相似,但是看到这个连昊天剑帝的死期都标注出来了的娃娃,固寒立刻就对这个长得像自己的娃娃产生了严重的关注与好奇,难道说,这个娃娃…… —— —— —— —— —— —— —— —— —— —————————————————— Gu Han takes the baby who Qingpin hands over, first carefully observed the appearance of this baby, had not felt a moment ago, now looks, like, looked like simply, simply probably in quarter with a oneself mold same...... the clothes that moreover this baby wears, in the Gu Han wardrobe, have exactly the same one set! 固寒将清贫递过来的娃娃拿到手中,先是仔细的观察了这个娃娃的长相,刚才还不觉得,现在一看,像,简直是太像了,简直就好像和自己一个模子里面刻出来的一样……而且这个娃娃穿的衣服,在固寒的衣橱里面,就有一模一样的一套！ Gu Han found the label of this baby immediately...... and other writes all over the sword emperor information label to be different, on the label of this baby is actually empty, only printed a yellow pea, the upfront of this pea, there is a very strange smiling face. 固寒立刻找到这个娃娃的标签……和其他写满了剑帝信息的标签不同,这个娃娃的标签上却是空无一物,只印了一个黄色的豌豆,这个豌豆的正面,有一个非常诡异的笑容。 The corners of the mouth that this expression round face moe moe dá, the curve rises are arrogant, but is not tender, the flood red cheeks make people feel infinite slightly warm, the eyes right regard joyful make one think, selects the delicate eyebrows deep conceals merit and name lightly. The function even high enough to can summarize various moods the situations( above came from Baidu Baike)....... Gu Han recognizes this expression, this expression before big being shattered very famous, the archaeologists had found related this expression picture —— —— these archaeologists to manage this expression to be called in the innumerable ruins: Funny. 这表情圆嘟嘟的脸萌萌哒,弧度上扬的嘴角傲而不娇,微微泛红的脸颊让人感到无限温暖,双眼右视充满欢乐使人浮想联翩,轻挑秀眉深藏功与名。其功用甚至高到可以概括各种心情的地步(以上来自百度百科)。……固寒认得这个表情,这个表情在大破灭之前非常的有名,考古学家们已经在无数的废墟里面找到了有关这个表情的图片————那些考古学家管这个表情叫做:滑稽。 This baby has the issue! 这个娃娃有问题！ This baby machine has the issue! 这个娃娃机有问题！ This baby machine connection these babies appear before oneself, certainly has the issue! 这个娃娃机连通这些娃娃出现在自己面前,一定有问题！ The Gu Han brow tight wrinkle, he has felt, today bewildered arrives at this animation casino, bewildered played the baby machine, bewildered got nothing for one's effort 300 times...... to look like this is not the issue of his technology, but was this baby machine has the issue, these arranged intentionally, oneself were given the repertoire by some secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator! 固寒的眉头紧皱,他已经感觉到了,今天自己莫名其妙的来到这个动漫娱乐城,又莫名其妙的玩起了娃娃机,再莫名其妙的抓空了三百次……看来这并不是他技术的问题,而是这个娃娃机有问题,这些故意安排好的,自己被某个幕后的黑手给套路了！ „It seems like this baby machine must carry off!” The Gu Han intention moves, this baby machine receiving in own dimensional pocket, left behind a face astonished boss...... to spend 8000 in any case, took away this baby machine is also the natural matter. “看来这个娃娃机也要带走了！”固寒心念一动,就把这个娃娃机给收入了自己的次元口袋里面,留下了一脸惊愕的老板……反正自己花了八千块,拿走这个娃娃机也是理所当然的事情。 „Your expression is very strange, why will I have a funny feeling?” Song Yifei thought that this time Gu Han very strange, cannot help but emitted the funny these two characters. “你的表情很奇怪,为什么我会有一种滑稽的感觉？”宋亦非觉得此时的固寒非常的古怪,不由自主的冒出了滑稽这两个字。 „Has?” Gu Han stern-faced „considers as finished, our time are not much, were called Yitian and deep kite, we must go home to pack the thing immediately!” “有吗？”固寒一脸的严肃“算了,我们的时间不多了,把倚天和冥鸢都叫过来,我们必须立刻回家收拾东西了！” Good, knows finally should go home, this outside wave many chapters. 好嘛,终于知道该回家了,这都在外面浪了多少章了。 Gu Han and Song Yifei on three -country street machines in the style of antiquity, hitting luxurious Yitian and deep kite pull back entirely, Gu Han sees the deep kite for the first time, black clothes, the appearance is simple, which type is the appearance very ordinary, on her face always has one type funnily......, no, has a stubborn expression. 固寒和宋亦非在某台仿古的三国街机上面,把打的酣的倚天和冥鸢给统统拉了回来,固寒还是第一次看见冥鸢,一身的黑色衣服,容貌朴素,属于长相非常普通的哪一种,不过她的脸上始终带着一种滑稽……哦,不,是带着一种倔强的表情。 „Deep kite, this time I, although lost to you, but the next time, this woman will certainly win completely!” Just now Yitian and deep kite have been as if conducting the contest of electronic skill level. “冥鸢,这次我虽然输给了你,但是下一次,本女侠一定会全部赢回来的！”方才倚天和冥鸢似乎一直在进行着电子竞技层面的较量。 „This many times, Yitian, you could not win me” deep kite proudly replied, Gu Han can feel the fighting spirit that on deep kite flaming burnt clearly. It seems like this Yitian and deep kite have fought before are many, these two fellows, as if before this time awakens, had very deep friendship. “这都多少次了,倚天,你赢不了我的”冥鸢傲然的回答道,固寒能够清楚的感受到冥鸢身上的熊熊燃烧起来的斗志。看来这倚天和冥鸢在此之前就已经交手过很多了,这两个家伙,似乎在这次觉醒之前,就有非常深厚的交情了。 Thinks to look again, Yitian and wisdom are also well-established, Gu Han's Sword Maiden and Song Yifei Sword Maiden was really the fate is full, the fetters were deep! 再想想看,倚天和般若也是渊源流长,固寒的剑娘和宋亦非的剑娘还真是缘分十足,羁绊深厚呀！ „Yitian, have you lost to deep kite several times?” Gu Han asked suddenly. “倚天,你输给过冥鸢几次了？”固寒忽然问道。 „Are not many, but also is less than 100 times!” Refreshed of very Yitian reply, as if this is not a disgraced matter. “不多,还不到一百次！”倚天回答的很爽快,仿佛这并不是一件丢人的事情。 Yeah, what master it seems like has to have what Sword Maiden, we roughly can understand, Gu Han the technology of clip baby why so rotten, this has the truth. 哎,看来有什么样的主人就有什么样的剑娘,我们大致可以明白,为什么固寒的夹娃娃的技术这么烂了,这不是没有道理的。 —— —— —— —— —— —————————— Leaves from the casino, Gu Han and Song Yifei by a turbulent crowd extrusion, after they squeeze out CBD with great difficulty, discovered startled, own body were many a thing. 从娱乐城中离开,固寒和宋亦非又是被汹涌的人群一阵挤压,当他们好不容易挤出CBD之后,愕然发现,自己的身上多了一件东西。 „What is this?” Song Yifei pulled out a circular from own chest front, this should be a moment ago when was extruded by the crowd, was given by whom puts the chest front conveniently. “这是什么？”宋亦非从自己的胸前掏出了一张传单,这应该是刚才在被人群挤压的时候,被谁给顺手放到胸前的。 „Here also has one!” Gu Han also the stopper a circular, spread out this circular to decide the eye to look, the poster of original concert. “我这里也有一张！”固寒也被人塞了一张传单,摊开这张传单定眼一看,原来一个演唱会的宣传海报。 „Oh! Can Muse come Yuzhang City to hold the concert?” Song Yifei covered own mouth excitedly, the tears soon flows, this time Song Yifei looked like a standard idol kitchen to be the same. “天呀！缪斯要来豫章市开演唱会了吗？”宋亦非激动的捂住自己的嘴巴,眼泪都快要流出来了,此时的宋亦非就像是一个标准的偶像厨一样。 „What is Muse? Very famous?” Gu Han only relates and strength has the thing of relations, regarding idol and so on matter, Gu Han that is looked that an interest does not have. “缪斯是什么？很有名气吗？”固寒只关系和实力有关系的东西,对于偶像之类的事情,固寒那是看一眼的兴趣也没有。 „Un, Muse is the present human greatest idol combination! They are idol comprised of Ancient Sword Level Sword Wielder, they are only one crowd of obscure and unknown Sword Wielder, one day ............” resulted, then goes home all the way, Gu Han by Song Yifei with the story brainwashing of Muse this combination, simply with entering some cults was the same. “嗯,缪斯是现在人类最伟大的偶像组合！她们都是由古剑级持剑者组成的偶像,她们本来只是一群默默无闻的持剑者,后来有一天…………”得了,接下来回家的一路上,固寒都在被宋亦非用缪斯这个组合的故事洗脑,简直和入了某个邪教一样。
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