SW :: Volume #3

#282: Two loli’s ripping compel the war

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Does not have sword white pond, in Yuzhang City is a not too big nor too small celebrity, can obtain the official title then to look in Famed Sword Level from him, if did not perform the special meritorious service, otherwise after only then achieves Spirit Sword, the sword commission is discussing, issues a title to Sword Wielder. 无相剑名白池,在豫章市里可谓是一个不大不小的名人,从他能在名剑级就获得正式的称号便可以看出来,如果不是建立了特殊的功勋,否则只有达到灵剑之后,剑委会在商量着,给持剑者颁发一个称号。 Regarding title that not having sword white pond does not have, in the work places is somewhat discontented, because many people think that his score and merit are only the medium or higher level, does not match to obtain this title, over a hundred performing high service through hard work Famed Sword Level Sword Wielder merit have not obtained the sword commission recognized title in front of him, why can his white pond obtain? 对于无相剑名白池这个无相的封号,坊间一直是有些不满的,因为不少人认为他的战绩和功劳只是中上水平,并不配获得这个称号,有上百个劳苦功高的名剑级持剑者的功劳在他前面都没有得到剑委会公认的称号,凭啥他白池可以获得？ Most Sword Wielder believe, white pond can this title, have very important relations with his Sword Maiden fish intestines sword! Because the fish intestines sword has the extremely high popularity in Yuzhang City, obtained the affection of innumerable Yuzhang City people, was known as that is the Yuzhang City mascot, once whose Synchronization and Coordination the fish intestines sword, will become the person who entire Yuzhang City most pays attention, through the ages, Sword Wielder of more than ten fish intestines swords is so. 大部分持剑者一致认为,白池之所以能够得到这个称号,和他的剑娘鱼肠剑有非常重要的关系！因为鱼肠剑在豫章市有着极高的人气,得到了无数豫章市人民的喜爱,号称是豫章市的吉祥物,一旦有谁同步协调了鱼肠剑,就会成为整个豫章市最关注的人,古往今来,十几个鱼肠剑的持剑者都是如此。 The fish intestines sword can have such position in Yuzhang City, the reason are many, the most main reason is because the fish intestines sword was past Sword Ancestor Liu Nianli Treasure Sword Level Sword Maiden, any in legend story that had about Sword Ancestor, must have the trace of fish intestines sword. Sword Maiden that in the past any Sword Ancestor has used, has the feeling by the present being similar to the halidom. Told everyone like you, this spittoon was the past Jesus Christ has used and ensure immediately big group of people of knelt down in front of this spittoon to kiss and lick, attempted to taste the flavor of God......, was a little disgusting. 鱼肠剑能够在豫章市有这样的地位,原因很多,最主要的一个原因是因为鱼肠剑乃是当年剑祖流年历的宝剑级剑娘,凡是有关于剑祖的传说故事里面,都少不了鱼肠剑的踪影。当年凡是剑祖使用过的剑娘,到现在统统都有一种类似于圣物的感觉。就像你告诉大家,这个痰盂是当年耶稣基督用过的,保证马上一大堆的人跪倒这个痰盂面前又亲又舔的,企图尝尝上帝的味道……咦,有点恶心了。 Sword Ancestor has used Sword Maiden, majority deposits in Yanjing City Sword Pavilion, only then two Sword Maiden lose outside, had the Treasure Sword Level fish intestines sword to keep Yuzhang City Sword Pavilion...... it is said is the past years founded the Yuzhang City obstructing Sky Sword emperor 80 th birthday the time, Liunian Aristocrat Family and Yanjing City took the congratulatory gift, gave obstructed Sky Sword emperor...... this together is the view of Yuzhang City people unanimously approval, the Yanjing City people expresses the vigorous opposition, claimed that was Yuzhang City steals, two cities for the ownership of fish intestines sword, the mouth artillery projected on the space. 剑祖使用过的剑娘,大部分都存放在燕京市的剑阁中,只有两把剑娘遗落在外,其中就有宝剑级的鱼肠剑留在了豫章市的剑阁……据说是当年创建豫章市的遮天剑帝80大寿的时候,流年世家和燕京市作为贺礼,一同送给遮天剑帝的……这是豫章市人民一致认同的说法,燕京市人民对此表示强烈反对,声称是豫章市偷过去的,两个城市为了鱼肠剑的归属,嘴炮都打到天上去了。 In addition the fish intestines sword has performed distinguished service in Yuzhang City several crisis moments, therefore the fish intestines sword becomes the Yuzhang City mascot, every year becomes first of Sword Maiden selection activities the Yuzhang City people most like, this also after no wonder that white mackerel shad intestines sword Synchronization and Coordination succeeds, immediately receives attention of entire Yuzhang City people, mounted various flash news columns, honored guest interview, artistic life, Yuzhang good voice and so on variety activity, becomes a Yuzhang City every large or small star. 再加上鱼肠剑在豫章市几次危机关头都立下过汗马功劳,所以鱼肠剑就成为了豫章市的吉祥物,每年都成为豫章市人民最喜欢的剑娘评选活动的第一名,这也就无怪乎当白池鱼肠剑同步协调成功之后,立刻受到了整个豫章市人民的瞩目,登上了各大新闻栏目,嘉宾访谈,艺术人生,豫章好声音之类的综艺活动,成为了豫章市大大小小的一个明星。 But now, Famed Sword Level Sword Wielder of this star rank died...... died was not important, people did not care how white pond died, after the Sword Pavilion person discovered white pond died fish intestines sword not chapter of returning to sword pavilion, this was the big deal. White pond another two Ancient Sword Level and Famed Sword Level Sword Maiden returned to Sword Pavilion, the only Treasure Sword Level fish intestines sword, lost the trace thoroughly. 可是现在,这位明星级别的名剑级持剑者死了……死了并不打紧,人们并不关心白池是怎么死的,可是当剑阁的人发现白池死后鱼肠剑没有回归剑阁,这就出了大事了。白池另外两把古剑级和名剑级的剑娘可是都回归了剑阁的,唯独宝剑级的鱼肠剑,彻底失去了踪影。 According to Song Yifei the view, entire Sword Pavilion staff and Sword Wielder of Yuzhang City subordinate, completely insane same seeks for the trace of fish intestines sword everywhere, even if rare closes for a week also to refuse to balk at Sword Pavilion. 按照宋亦非的说法,整个剑阁的工作人员和豫章市下属的持剑者,全部都疯了一样的到处去寻找鱼肠剑的踪影,哪怕罕见的将剑阁关闭一个星期也在所不惜。 What a pity, no one knows that the white pond this time went out of town to do, naturally does not know that white pond died where, looked for a week, the shadow of even/including fish intestines sword has not traced to...... Sword Pavilion one week of closing is the limit, was not open, waits for Synchronization and Coordination Sword Wielder, it is estimated that will give to throw off the Sword Pavilion roof. 可惜,谁也不知道白池这次出城干什么去了,自然也不知道白池死在了哪里,找了一个星期的时间,连鱼肠剑的影子都没有摸到……剑阁一个星期的闭馆已经是极限了,再不开放,等待同步协调的持剑者们,估计会把剑阁的屋顶都给掀翻了。 Located to obtain such a news from Song Yifei, in the Gu Han heart somewhat was somewhat helpless, but with confirming solid Yun is own younger sister compares, then this, helpless was not anything. 从宋亦非处得到了这样的一个消息,固寒心中多多少少还是有些无奈的,不过和确认了固芸是自己的妹妹比起来,那么这点无奈也就算不上什么。 However today Gu Han has not run a fruitless errand, he went to the onstage to handle the procedure of applying for Synchronization and Coordination, however asked Song Yifei to conduct the Sword Essence examination, obtained after the authorization that permitted Synchronization and Coordination just now left Sword Wielder Service Center, as the matter stands, Sword Pavilion will open the door tomorrow, Gu Han can one step enter Sword Pavilion early, does not need to spend the time on various procedures. 不过今天固寒并没有白跑一趟,他还是去前台办理了申请同步协调的手续,然而又找宋亦非进行了剑素检测,得到了允许同步协调的批准后方才离开持剑者服务中心,这样一来,明天剑阁开门的时候,固寒就能早一步进入剑阁,不必花费时间在各种手续上面。 —— —— —— —— —— —— ———————————— Next day about 8 : 00, Gu Han arrived at Sword Wielder Service Center, almost pinches the time point that Sword Pavilion is opening the door to arrive at Sword Pavilion. However is about because Sword Pavilion closed one week of reason, therefore even if such early time, dozens Sword Wielder, in Sword Pavilion entrance lining up waits to enter in Sword Pavilion to conduct Synchronization and Coordination, they estimated that was 5-6 o'clock starts to line up. 第二天八点左右,固寒就来到了持剑者服务中心,几乎是掐着剑阁开门的时间点来到剑阁的。不过大约是因为剑阁关闭了一个星期的缘故,所以哪怕是这么早的时间,也有几十的持剑者在剑阁门口排队等待进入剑阁中进行同步协调,他们估计是五六点钟就开始排队了。 If honest lining up, Gu Han estimated that must be able to enter Sword Pavilion to noon, this makes the Gu Han egg hurt very much. 如果老老实实的排队的话,固寒估计要到中午才能进入剑阁,这让固寒很是蛋疼。 „Well, Gu Han, your good morning!” Gu Han keeps silent waited for two hours, some people suddenly called the Gu Han name, turned head to look, originally before was Song Yifei......, Song Yifei of that white coat saw was different, today's Song Yifei wore a pink lace long skirt, such a looked, Song Yifei unexpectedly was very beautiful beautiful young girls......, not, Song Yi the non- age quick 28, said some young girl as if inappropriate feelings. “咦,固寒,你好早呀！”固寒默不作声的等了两个小时,突的有人叫出了固寒的名字,扭头一看,原来是宋亦非……和以前见到的那个白大褂的宋亦非不同,今天的宋亦非穿了一身粉色的蕾丝长裙,这么一看,宋亦非居然还是非常美丽的美少女……哦,不对,宋亦非的年纪都快28了,说少女似乎有些不恰当的感觉。 „Hello.” After all Song Yifei helped Gu Han be busy, Gu Han cannot look to her cold face, therefore gave a somewhat stiff smiling face. “你好。”毕竟宋亦非是帮了固寒大忙的,固寒不能给她冷脸看,所以给了一个有些僵硬的笑容。 „Well, Comrade Gu Han, your complexion seems like not very good, the eye is also swells, yesterday hadn't had a good sleep to think?” Asking that Song Yifei cared about. “咦,固寒同志,你的脸色看上去很不好呀,眼睛也是肿的,昨天没有睡好觉吗？”宋亦非关心的问道。 „Hehe...... a little loses sleep......” Gu Han to continue awkward smiling, Gu Han has not certainly lost sleep, his whole life 12 years ago lost sleep one outside not to lose sleep all year round again. However yesterday evening Gu Han had not truly had a good sleep to think, because Qingpin and solid Yun these two fellows, hit on the Gu Han bed...... “呵呵……有点失眠……”固寒继续尴尬的笑着,固寒当然没有失眠,他这辈子除了十二年前失眠了一整年以外就再也没有失眠过。不过昨天晚上固寒也确实没有睡好觉,因为清贫和固芸这两个家伙,在固寒的床上打了起来…… Two people from the beginning are very good friends, but also in watches the animated cartoon to come together, but ate meal to noon, contradiction on bewildered eruption. Because solid Yun emphasized again and again oneself like eating the fish, but Gu Han gave warm Meiyun enough RMB, therefore warm Meiyun bought more than ten albacores to come back. 两个人一开始还是很好的朋友,还在一起看动画片来着,不过到了中午吃饭的时候,矛盾就莫名其妙的爆发了。因为固芸几次三番的强调自己喜欢吃鱼,而固寒又给了温媚韵足够的RMB,所以温媚韵就买了十几条大青花鱼回来。 In warm Meiyun the eyes, the fish is also the meat, Qingpin likes eating the meat the sprouting/moe goods absolutely not to repel the fish so much, therefore warm Meiyun this time has not prepared the red-roasted pork, Dongpo pork and so on pork vegetable/dish, but sat an entire fish feast of table simply...... regarding such situation, solid Yun naturally claps and cheers, wolfs down. 在温媚韵的眼里,鱼肉也是肉,清贫这么喜欢吃肉的萌货绝对是不会排斥鱼的,所以温媚韵这次并没有准备红烧肉,东坡肉之类的猪肉菜,而是干脆的坐了一桌子的全鱼宴……对于这样的情况,固芸自然是拍手称快,狼吞虎咽的。 However Qingpin was not happy that her front ate several fish, fell the chopsticks, jumps the body of Gu Han, acted like a spoiled brat to say anything, preyed to be unpalatable, the fish most was unpalatable, Qingpin does not want to eat the fish, Qingpin must eat the pork and so on. 但是清贫就不高兴了,她面前吃了几口鱼肉,就把筷子一摔,跳到了固寒的身上,撒娇说什么,鱼肉好难吃,鱼肉最难吃了,清贫不想吃鱼,清贫要吃猪肉之类的。 Gu Han was just rescued a life by Qingpin, following Qingpin, Qingpin thousand good ten thousand good anything to be naturally good, what is more important, the pork may be cheaper than the fish, Qingpin likes eating the pork is a good deed! Economizes! 固寒刚刚被清贫救了一命,自然是顺着清贫的,清贫千好万好什么都好,更重要的是,猪肉可比鱼肉便宜多了,清贫喜欢吃猪肉是一件好事呀！省钱呀！ Therefore Gu Han comforted Qingpin several, disparaged while convenient preyed upon several, solid Yun is then unhappy, made with Qingpin directly, two just still in the little friend of friendly playing, started to rip to compel at the scene. 于是固寒就安慰了清贫几句,顺便贬低了鱼肉几句,然后固芸就不开心了,直接就和清贫闹了起来,两个刚刚还在友好的玩耍的小伙伴,当场就开始撕逼了。 Solid Yun also jumped the Gu Han bosom, took the bosom of Gu Han as the battlefield, launched one with Qingpin about the pork and fish that meat more delicious debate. 固芸也跳到了固寒的怀里,以固寒的怀抱为战场,和清贫展开了一场关于猪肉和鱼肉那种肉更好吃的辩论。 Qingpin this takes selling to sprout/moe for the fresh lifeform, is not the solid Yun's opponent. Also does not know the debate skill of tooth point mouth advantage where solid Yun studies, situation control of entire debate in the mouth of level, Qingpin one-sided being at a disadvantage, moe moe dá Qingpin by solid Yun machine gun same lines, what said is dumbfounded, retreats in defeat again and again, finally can only bury in the Gu Han bosom, to all sorts of crimes that Gu Han complains solid Yun. 清贫这个以卖萌为生的生物,根本就不是固芸的对手。也不知道固芸到底是从哪里学来的牙尖嘴利的辩论技巧,整个辩论的局势控制在级的嘴里,清贫一边倒的处于下风,萌萌哒的清贫被固芸一阵机关枪一样的台词,说的是哑口无言,节节败退,最后只能埋在固寒怀里,向固寒控诉固芸的种种罪行。 Facing this situation, the Gu Han decisive decision shuts in itself in the martial arts room...... the reason very on big, the meridians of oneself body had all discarded, needs to cultivate, includes the show/unfolds meridians. 面对这种情况,固寒果断决定把自己关进练功房里面……理由非常的高大上,自己身体的经脉已经全部都废掉了,需要重新修炼一遍,括展经脉。 Finally a Gu Han cultivation cultivated evening's quick 12 o'clock, the Gu Han pleasantly surprised discovery, speed who cultivated imagined was much quicker, formerly must spend for half a month even is meridians that 2-3 months can make a connection with, at this time unexpectedly only spent less than two hours to make a connection completely. 结果固寒一修炼就修炼到了晚上快十二点钟,固寒惊喜的发现,重新修炼的速度比自己想象的要快得多,从前要花半个月甚至是2-3个月才能打通的一条经脉,此时居然只花了不到两个小时就全部打通了。 This is the matter that Gu Han is unable to understand, even if there is experience of cultivation, but the meridians after all are the brand-new meridians, filled various hindrance and obscure unclear places, needs slowly bit by bit probably slacks off on the job the time to carve to open. 这是固寒无法理解的事情,就算已经有了修炼的经验,可是经脉毕竟是全新的经脉,充满了各种阻碍和晦涩不明的地方,需要慢慢的一点一点的好像磨洋工般功夫来雕琢打开。 But at this time Gu Han's sword Soichi, these meridians on the successful penetration, the hindrance of having no, repeated again several, the meridians returns to remould the beforehand standard...... to seem Gu Han simply is not injured to be the same. 可是此时固寒的剑素一到,这些经脉就水到渠成的贯通了,根本没有任何的阻碍,再来说重复几遍,经脉就回到了重塑之前的标准……就好像固寒根本没有受过伤一样。 Regarding this, Gu Han has no powerful explanation, but without doubt, this is a good deed, originally the estimate Nine Swords of Profound Heaven that needs 1-2 years to return, it is estimated that only requires half a month time, can restore, this really already good matter. 对此,固寒并没有什么有力的解释,但是无疑,这是一件好事,原本估计要1-2才能回归的玄天九剑,估计只需要半个月的时间,就能全部恢复,这实在是已经再好不过的事情了。 Facing like this good matter, Gu Han naturally is cultivation in one vigorous effort, when belly hungry cluck time, has to come out from the cultivation room, discovered the time already to 12 : 00 pm. Then discovered while convenient, own room already a piece in confusion. 面对这样的好事情,固寒自然是一鼓作气的修炼下去,等到肚子饿的咕咕叫的时候,才不得不从修炼室中出来,才发现时间已经到了晚上12点了。然后顺便发现,自己的屋子已经一片狼藉。 Also does not know solid Yun and Qingpin two pit delivery bottoms fight has how intensely, in brief warm Meiyun requires day at least, can the entire house tidying up the original appearance, this has not included to purchase these by various time of furniture and widget that two people damage. 也不知道固芸和清贫两个坑货到底斗的有多么的激烈,总之温媚韵最少需要一天的时间,才能把整个房子给收拾回原来的样子,这还不包括购买那些被两个人损坏的各种家具与装饰物的时间。 At this time Gu Han was clear, oneself cannot, whatever these two fellows fought, otherwise own family/home must be opened. 这个时候固寒才明白,自己决不能任由这两个家伙斗下去,不然自己的家都要被拆了。 Therefore Gu Han pressed solid Yun and Qingpin two people on own bed, the left and right , Gu Han lay down in the middle at the same time, planned that with own dignity, made two people peaceful forcefully to sleep, otherwise these two people can project on the next day dawn in the house. 于是固寒将固芸和清贫两个人摁在了自己的床上,左右两边,一边一个,固寒则躺在中间,打算用自己的威严,强行让两个人安静下来睡觉,不然这两个人可以在房子里面打到第二天的天亮。 The result naturally is the tragedy, Gu Han discovered thoroughly, oneself absolutely does not have the dignity in front of solid Yun and Qingpin, although two people had not fought in the chaos of full house, but actually takes the chest of Gu Han as the battlefield, conducted the campaigns, to about 6 : 00 am, these two talents will be thoroughly exhausted, entered the dream together. 结局自然是悲剧的,固寒彻底发现,自己在固芸和清贫面前根本就没有威严可言,两个人虽然没有在满房子的大乱斗了,可是却以固寒的胸口为战场,进行了一场又一场的战役,一直到第二天早上六点左右,这两个人才彻底疲惫下来,一同进入了梦想。 Solid Yun and Qingpin are actually indifferent, when want to rest to rest, but Gu Han was miserable, eight o'clock must rush to Sword Pavilion him, rested less than one hour, this is also the basic reason that Song Yifei discovered the Gu Han dark pouche. 固芸和清贫倒是无所谓,想要睡到什么时候就睡到什么时候的,但是固寒就惨了,八点钟要赶到剑阁的他,才睡了不到一个小时的时间,这也是宋亦非发现固寒黑眼圈的根本原因。
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