SW :: Volume #2

#118: I received you 5 million to be good

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The editor-in-chief tiger of «Sword Invincible» magazine company falls in love with cat these 1-2 years of unusual eggs to hurt, his «Sword Invincible» the consecutive two years of time sales volume had slid, in the past issue of 100,000 many sales volumes, have slid now less than 30,000, the profit had turned into the negative value, the property told him a moment ago, the fund in account insufficiently has paid next month wages! 《剑者无敌》杂志社的主编老虎爱上猫这1-2非常的蛋疼,他的《剑者无敌》杂志已经连续两年的时间销量下滑了,以往一期十万多的销售量,现在已经下滑到了不足三万,利润早就变成了负值,刚才财物过来告诉他,账面上的资金已经不够支付下个月的工资了！ Together what slides with the entity magazine is the hit rate of «Sword Invincible» website, is the continuous diving, an interview of home page title page recommendation reported, one week later, does not have...... on the next door «Sword Wielder Story-telling session» website including 100,000 hit rates unexpectedly, does the recommendation position of casual mosquito leg have 500,000 hit rates to be good? 与实体杂志一同下滑的是《剑者无敌》网站的点击量,也是接连不断的跳水,首页封面推荐的一篇采访报道,一个星期下来,居然连十万的点击量都没有……隔壁《持剑者故事会》网站上,随便一个蚊子腿的推荐位置都有五十万的点击量好不好？ What is vexed, yesterday chairman asked him to talk specially, in the surface comforts him, said that the sales volume does not blame him, was the taste of readers changes. Then a sad sad appearance informs him, the board of directors have negotiated to complete with the Jade Light Sword Sect group, «Sword Invincible» had sold to the Jade Light Sword Sect group, next month the people of Jade Light Sword Sect group will come back to accept " Sword Invincible » editorial department, how when the time comes his tiger falls in love with the future of cat, looked how the Jade Light Sword Sect group arranged. 更糟心的是,昨天董事长专门来找他谈话,表面上安慰他,说销量不怪他,是读者们的口味变了。然后一副伤心难过的样子通知他,董事会已经和瑶光剑派集团谈判完成,《剑者无敌》杂志已经卖给了瑶光剑派集团,下个月瑶光剑派集团的人就回来接受《剑者无敌》编辑部,到时候他老虎爱上猫的前途如何,就看瑶光剑派集团如何安排了。 The tiger fell in love with the cat is the 50-year-old person, could not withstand the years again was bumpy, now he brain thinks how to continue to stay in the position of «Sword Invincible» editor-in-chief until the retirement. 老虎爱上猫已经是50多岁的人了,再也经不起岁月的颠簸了,他现在满脑子想的都是如何继续呆在《剑者无敌》杂志主编的位置上直到退休。 If wants to maintain own position, then must in a short time, produce the result of enough taking acts, convinces the Jade Light Sword Sect high level, making them hold for use itself. 如果想要保持自己的地位,那么就必须在短时间内,拿出足够拿得出手的成绩,来说服瑶光剑派的高层,使他们留用自己。 Thereupon, in the tiger falls in love with under the instruction of cat, this month of all reporters and editions, went to look for some flash news by the compulsory order external assignment, some eye-catching, but pulls " Sword Invincible » sales volume and attention flash news rapidly! 于是乎,在老虎爱上猫的指示下,这一个月所有的记者和编辑,统统都被强制命令外派出去找一些大新闻,一些吸引眼球,可是急速拉高《剑者无敌》销量和关注度的大新闻！ The reporter and editor who these external assignments go out also know the Jade Light Sword Sect news, does not want to be cleaned up them who leave to erupt similarly instantaneously compared with usually the execution of powerful several times, the short half a month time, more than 300 news manuscripts handed over the tiger to fall in love with on the desk of cat. 这些外派出去的记者和编辑也知道了瑶光剑派的消息,同样不想被清理走人的他们瞬间爆发出了比平时强大数倍的执行力,短短半个月的时间,就有三百多篇新闻稿件交到了老虎爱上猫的办公桌上。 The tiger fell in love with the cat to sweep one, gave to throw into the trash can completely. 老虎爱上猫扫了一眼,就全部给丢进了垃圾篓里面。 «Yuzhang City Jinfeng Community holds the resident football competition, two Ancient Sword Level Sword Wielder arrive to cheer!» 《豫章市金凤社区举办居民足球比赛,两名古剑级持剑者到场助威！》 The «metropolis discussed strangely, Sword Wielder does clean the teeth?» 《都市怪谈,持剑者到底刷不刷牙？》 The «pork rises in prices, what dirty deal in this has?» 《猪肉涨价,这里面到底有什么肮脏交易？》 «Wet more than 20 days did finally, the first Wahaha cup milking competition ended smoothly!» 《湿了二十多天终于干了,第一届娃哈哈杯挤奶大赛顺利结束！》 This is what ghost news, the tiger falls in love with the cat to understand finally, own magazine sales volume so will be why dreary, is the editor dry/does good deed of these idiot reporter. 这都是什么鬼新闻,老虎爱上猫终于明白,为什么自己的杂志销量会这么惨淡了,都是这些白痴记者和编辑干的好事。 Is annoyed the tiger fell in love with the communication of cat to make a sound suddenly, looked at one, was in an rookie reporter one magazine company named lucky Hui Naiguo hit. This last month by partner in exchange of improper favors one month that the chairman stopper came, has not handed over including a nice manuscript. 正心烦着的老虎爱上猫的通讯忽然响了起来,看一眼,是一个杂志社里的一个叫福原惠乃果的新人记者打来的。这个上个月被董事长塞进来的关系户一个月的时间,连一篇像样的稿件都没有交出来过。 Originally looks on the backstage of chairman, this person mixed also mixed, the editorial department did not lack her one to mix. The point is that the realistic chairman the magazine selling, the backstage of your little miss flew, the tiger falls in love in the cat heart to decide secretly, this month finished dismissing lucky Hui Naiguo, not only can simplify the person who does not need, and can display own loyalty to the Jade Light group. You looked, I kept nail in the editorial department to capture to you former chairman, I was a loyalty to Jade Light! 本来看在董事长的后台上,这种人混也就混了,编辑部也不缺她一个混的。可问题是,现实董事长已经把杂志给卖了,你个小姑娘的后台飞了,老虎爱上猫心中暗暗决定,这个月结束就把福原惠乃果给开除掉,既可以精简掉不需要的人,又可以向瑶光集团表现自己的忠心。您们看,我把前董事长留在编辑部里的钉子给您拔掉了,我是一颗红心向瑶光呀！ „Hey, Hui Naiguo, is I, I am the tiger fall in love with the cat, what matter do you have?” Although decided that must dismiss lucky originally Hui Naiguo, but now is also not the time, must wait till next month the Jade Light Sword Sect group starts to receive the editorial department the time, works as them to accept the surface of person to dismiss, otherwise own loyal performance looks to whom. “喂,惠乃果,是我,我是老虎爱上猫,你有什么事情吗？”虽然决定要开除掉福原惠乃果,但现在还不是时机,要等到下个月瑶光剑派集团开始接收编辑部的时候,当着他们来接受人的面开除掉,不然自己的忠心表现给谁看。 „Editor-in-chief, 30,000 rmb that can your previous meeting time said that the present forward to me...... me to urgently need now!” In the communication, the lucky Hui Naiguo voice was rapid and intense. “主编,您上次开会时候说的三万rmb,能不能现在转给我……我现在急用！”通讯中,福原惠乃果的声音非常的急促和紧张。 The grass, the father the wages cannot open now continually, how possibly to give the rookie silly little girl who this must be dismissed immediately to transfer 30,000 rmb in the past, was I silly? This lucky originally Hui Naiguo well how can take 30,000 rmb? When did oneself also speak of 30,000 rmb in meeting? 草,老子现在连工资开不出来,怎么可能给这个马上要被开除的新人傻妞转三万rmb过去,我傻呀？这个福原惠乃果好好的怎么会要三万rmb？自己又什么时候在开会的时候说到了三万rmb？ Wait, oneself good to have really said probably this saying, held the early meeting couple days ago time, oneself seem to have announced that is willing to pull out 30,000 rmb prices, buys the Player Commander interview that at the recent forum the enthusiastic reception explodes to come, this silly little girl planned that interviewed Commander? Won't this silly child, be deceived by the swindler? 等等,好像自己好真的说过这话,前几天开早会的时候,自己似乎公布过,愿意掏三万rmb的价格,去买最近论坛上火爆程度爆炸的玩家提督的专访来着,难道这个傻妞打算去采访提督？这个傻乎乎的孩子,不会是被骗子骗了吧？ „Hey, in Hui Naiguo, let me tell you, plays the swindler to be many now, they said that knows what Spirit Sword Level, Immortal Sword Level Sword Wielder ; Knows what bat super secret ; Has the sss level entry of what Alps war of revenge to capture/raid anything, is deceives people, do not believe them.” The tiger falls in love with the cat to decide that must save the intelligence quotient of this silly little girl. “喂,惠乃果,我跟你说,现在游戏里的骗子很多,他们说认识什么灵剑级,仙剑级的持剑者;知道什么bat的超级机密;或者有什么阿尔卑斯复仇战的sss级通关攻略什么的,都是骗人的,你千万不要相信他们。”老虎爱上猫决定要拯救这个傻妞的智商。 „It is not, Editor-in-chief, he is not a swindler, I see Commander now, he in my side......” “不是,主编,他不是骗子,我现在见到提督了,他就在我的身边……” „Yeah, Hui Naiguo, you are young, is too young, the present swindlers are the technique industry have to study, their deceitful tricks are wise, I you told that......” tiger falls in love with the cat to prepare to this young rookie lengthy speech educates a time well, he directly receives a video document, the prompt is lucky Hui Naiguo sent, opens looked, is on a young face has the video that the men and lucky original Hui of Naiguo four scar shake hand, on the head of this man, Commander two names, clearly discernible.. “哎,惠乃果,你还小,太年轻,现在的骗子都是术业有专攻的,他们的骗术非常高明,我跟你说……”老虎爱上猫正准备对这个年轻的新人长篇大论好好教育一番的时候,他就直接接收到了一个视频文件,提示是福原惠乃果发过来的的,打开一看,是一个年轻的脸上有四条疤痕的男人和福原惠乃果握手的视频,在这个男人的脑袋上,提督两个名字,清晰可见。 „Right, this person plays is Commander!” The tiger falls in love with the cat to confirm to video in name of repeatedly, no space bar or hidden symbol and so on swindler commonly used method, the name of this player, truly is Commander without doubt. “没错,这个人游戏名就是提督！”老虎爱上猫对着视频上的名字反复确认,没有什么空格键或者隐藏符号之类的骗子常用手段,这个玩家的名字,确确实实是叫提督无疑。 „Miss Hui Naiguo, please must maintain the good communication with the opposite party, the editorial department transferred 30,000 rmb to you immediately in the past!” After the tiger falls in love the cat hung up the lucky originally Hui Naiguo communication, the excited people soon are immediately insane, he toward shaking the fist that the sky makes an effort, toward ground thump place ruthlessly, after thoroughly in part of that dying and being reborn exciting feeling heart venting, then dials the communication of property immediately. “惠乃果小姐,请你务必和对方保持良好的沟通,编辑部马上就给你转3万rmb过去！”老虎爱上猫挂断了福原惠乃果的通讯后,立刻激动的人都快要疯了,他朝天空用力的挥拳,又朝地面狠狠的捶地,彻底把心中那种死而复生的激动感给发泄掉一部分后,便立刻拨通了财物的通讯。 „Does little reckless, I ask you, how many cash some of our tent/account last present also?” “小胡,我问你,我们帐上现在还有多少现金？” „Also remains more than 60,000? Very good, you give the lucky Hui Naiguo account number to transfer 30,000 now immediately in the past, right, is that rookie reporter. I have not gone crazy, had not been deceived, this relates to the future of our magazine. I order you now, immediately transfers to her money, you do not transfer, you get the hell out to me!!!” “还剩6万多？很好,你现在立刻给福原惠乃果的账号转3万过去,对,就是那个新人记者。我没有发疯,也没有被骗,这关系到我们杂志的未来。我现在命令你,立刻把钱给她转过去,你要不是不转,你就给我滚蛋！！！” After the confirmation property forwards to lucky originally Hui Naiguo money, the tiger falls in love with the cat actively dialed the lucky originally Hui Naiguo communication, and asked „Hui Naiguo with very gentle kind attitude, did you receive the company to money that you transferred? That did Mr. Commander, comply with our interviews?” 在确认财物把钱转给福原惠乃果后,老虎爱上猫主动的拨通了福原惠乃果的通讯,并且用非常温柔和蔼的态度问道“惠乃果,你收到了公司给你转的钱了吗？那个提督先生,答应我们的采访了吗？” „Complied! That was good!” Heard in the communication lucky Hui Naiguo saying that Commander complied, the tiger fell in love with the cat to cut by biting the pen chief in hand excitedly „Hui Naiguo. You listened to me saying that you were an rookie, with interviewing anything's possibility was not quite familiar. However this are not related, later interviewed time, you opened the entire journey live broadcast, I in office long-distance observation, and guide you interviewed.” “答应了！那太好了！”听到通讯中福原惠乃果说提督答应了,老虎爱上猫兴奋的咬断了手里的笔头子“惠乃果。你听我说,你是个新人,对于采访什么的可能不太熟悉。不过这没关系,待会采访的时候,你打开全程直播,我会在办公室远程观察,并且指导你采访的。” After dozen minutes, the lucky Hui Naiguo video invitation came, the tiger fell in love with the cat to project in the air the picture of individual terminal with the most jumbo size, started long-distance to watch this interview synchronously. 十几分钟后,福原惠乃果的视频邀请如约而至,老虎爱上猫将个人终端的画面用最大尺寸投射到了空气中,就开始远程同步观看这场采访。 In the picture, that head withstand/top the scar face player of Commander name to sit in the cameramen, is the lucky originally Hui Naiguo opposite, this interview formally started. 画面中,那个头上顶着提督名字的疤脸玩家坐在摄影者,也就是福原惠乃果的对面,这场采访正式开始了。 „Calm, Hui Naiguo, should not be anxious, you first asked Mr. Commander to introduce oneself!” The tiger falls in love with the cat discovery picture somewhat slight vibration, this explained that as Hui Nai fruit anxious trembling of photography. “冷静一点,惠乃果,你不要紧张,你先请提督先生自我介绍一下！”老虎爱上猫发现画面有些轻微的抖动,这说明身为拍摄者的惠乃果正紧张的发抖。 „Dear Mr. Player Commander, can you first with our «Sword Invincible» viewer friends, greet, introduce oneself?” Hui Naiguo used the interview most commonly used issue to begin. “亲爱的玩家提督先生,您能不能先和我们《剑者无敌》的观众朋友们,打个招呼,自我介绍一下呢？”惠乃果用了专访最常用的问题开了个头。 „Everyone «Sword Invincible» viewer friends everyone's good, I am «Sword Maiden OL» Player Commander. Can happily through «Sword Invincible» this magazine, met with everyone.” Gu Han also reply unusual is standard. “各位《剑者无敌》的观众朋友们大家好,我是《剑娘ol》的玩家提督。很高兴能通过《剑者无敌》这本杂志,与大家见面。”固寒也回答的非常标准。 Following, h represents Hui Naiguo, t representative Commander. 以下,h代表惠乃果,t代表提督。 h: „Mr. Commander, I first want to confirm officially with you, you were really that went through customs sss level «King Goujian of Yue's Sword» dungeon ; Player Commander that first found " Peak of Wudang » dungeon main line painted eggshell? Sorry, although I had seen your name, but I cannot believe, I can sit in your front.” h:“提督先生,我首先想和你正式确认一下,您真的是那位通关了sss级《越王勾践剑》副本;第一个找到《武当绝顶》副本主线彩蛋的玩家提督吗？抱歉,虽然我已经看见了您的名字,可是我还是不敢相信,自己能够坐在您的面前。” t: „All right, I think that this title can clearly show I am that sss level entry Player Commander!” Gu Han replied, the head presented glittering Title: suddenly „the King Goujian of Yue's Sword dungeon first person!” t:“没事,我想这个称号能够更有力的证明我就是那个sss级通关的玩家提督！”固寒回答完,头上就忽然出现了一个金光闪闪的称号：“越王勾践剑副本第一人！” „Yes! Will not be wrong!” The tiger that watches the live broadcast fell in love to knock the table that the cat made an effort, this title proved thoroughly Gu Han was Commander, was that sss level entry super Player Commander. “yes！不会错了！”观看直播的老虎爱上猫又用力的敲了敲桌子,这个称号彻底证明了固寒就是提督,就是那个sss级通关的超级玩家提督。 h: „Thinks that is not really you, I was really excited, thanked you to accept our interviews again” h:“想不真的是您,我实在是太激动了,再一次感谢您接受我们的采访” t: „Does not need to thank me, you should thank that 30,000 rmb interview fee/spent” t:“不用感谢我,你应该感谢那3万rmb的采访费” h: „............” Hui Nai peel Gu Han a few words awkward half of the day could not say. h:“…………”惠乃果被固寒一句话尴尬的半天说不出来了。 „Is unimportant, Miss Hui Naiguo, this we meet the editing to fall later.” The tiger fell in love with the cat to be reassured to Hui Naiguo. “不要紧的,惠乃果小姐,这一段我们后期会剪辑掉的。”老虎爱上猫给惠乃果吃了一颗定心丸。 h „is the Mr. Commander recent economy very difficult?” h“提督先生最近经济很困难吗？” t: „Yes, I owed some family money recently, is making money to repay a debt diligently.” t:“是的,我最近欠了某个家族一大笔钱,正在努力的赚钱还债呢。” h: „That Mr. Commander must take care own health. Right, do you know the present, at the network and forum, has accumulated 1 billion about your discussion?” h:“那提督先生一定要保重好自己的身体。对了,您知不知道现在,网络上和论坛上,关于您的讨论已经累计十亿条了呢？” t: „This I know, I am also frequently in the poster who in the forum posts, regarding the online discussion, I have looked basically.” t:“这我知道,我也是经常在论坛中发帖的楼主,对于网上的讨论,我基本都看过了。” h: „, Why haven't you formal response in the network that cared about your player?” h:“那么,为什么您从来没有在网络上正面回应过关心您的玩家呢？” t: „In fact, I was the response, I online issued named «me was Commander, I told how the sss level appraisal captured! The» post, where quite told in detail how I am through the sss level appraisal.” t:“事实上,我是回应了的,我在网上发布了一篇名叫《我是提督,我本人来讲述sss级评价是如何攻略的！》的帖子,哪里比较详细的讲述了我是如何通过sss级评价的。” h: „Originally you have responded! Then you can now facing the lens, to our «Sword Invincible» readers, detailed told, how you obtained sss level dungeon captured?” h:“原来您已经回应过了！那么您能不能现在面对镜头,向我们《剑者无敌》的读者们,详细的讲述一下,您是如何得到sss级副本的攻略的呢？” t: „Sure!” nodded that Gu Han makes an effort, making Pok Hui Naiguo excited, she also wants to know how Gu Han receives the sss level appraisal, but the next second, the Gu Han words made Hui Naiguo fall into the abyss directly. t:“当然可以！”固寒用力的点点头,让福原惠乃果变得兴奋起来,她也很想知道,到底固寒是如何得到sss级评价的,不过下一秒,固寒的话就直接让惠乃果掉入了深渊。 „Copyright quotation spends me to give you a preferential price, receiving your 5 million rmb was good!” Gu Han serious saying. “版权引用费我就给你一个优惠价,收你们500万rmb好了！”固寒一本正经的说道。
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