SPCR :: Volume #9

#875: A pig

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The time, winds through in too plain stone the flight, has new cultivator to join unceasingly , on the dike starts gradually changes crowded. 时间,就在太朴石的飞行中流过,不断有新的修士加入进来,渐渐的,堤坝上开始变的拥挤了起来。 To the mortal, the jostle each other in a crowd does not have the issue, looks like looks at the sea tide on the embankment ; But among cultivator has the minimum safe distance, several hundred li (0.5 km) long dike must hold several hundred Golden Pill, distance also only then. 对凡人来说,摩肩擦踵没有问题,就像是在大堤上看海潮;但修士之间有最低的安全距离,数百里长的堤坝要容纳数百名金丹,彼此之间的距离也就只有里许。 The key always does not have voluntarily, not strict according to average gap distance, but in one, two li (0.5 km), this caused this blank to add individual to push obviously, non- adding people obviously spatial, therefore then had the conflict. 关键是总有不自觉的,并没有严格按照平均的间隔距离,而是在一,二里之间,这就造成了这段空白处加个人显挤,不加人又显空,于是便有了争端。 The Lou Xiaoyi place places is such situation, when he stands the dike, is strict according to one li (0.5 km) distance and right side does not know that which domain Golden Pill is maintaining the distance, but receives and instructs when later domain, his left side position was occupied, actually maintained in half distance, this is an awkward distance, does the middle add a not adding people? 娄小乙处身处就是这么个情况,他站上堤坝时,就是严格按照一里的距离和右侧不知哪个界域的金丹保持着距离,但在随后的界域接引中,他左侧的位置被人占据时,却保持了里半的距离,这就是个尴尬的距离,中间加不加人？ When the dike also has is idle, all are not a problem, but when the dike fully occupies slowly, then when cultivator falls, can only seize every opportunity, seeks the slightly broad place to stop over. 当堤坝还有空余时,一切都不成问题,但当堤坝慢慢占满,接着还有修士落下时,就只能见缝插针,寻稍微宽阔处落脚。 cultivator that as comes are getting more and more, finally some people settled on left side of Lou Xiaoyi not too big nor too small empty space! 随着进来的修士越来越多,终于有人看中了娄小乙左侧的这个不大不小的空当！ It is not right, is not the person, but is a wild pig! 不对,也不是人,而是一头山猪！ Pig type of thing, basically discriminates against the terminal of chain in the cultivation world monster beast sequence, the antique god beast looks down upon, the void beast cannot take a liking, ordinary monster beast in ordinary domain thought that salt za cannot withstand, actually does not know that what skill this pig does have actually to be invited by too plain Monarch? 猪这种东西,在修真界妖兽序列中基本就是歧视链的末端,太古神兽看不起,虚空兽瞧不上,就连普通界域中的普通妖兽都觉得腌臜不堪,却不知道这头猪有什么本事竟然被太朴君邀请上来？ Too plain Monarch is teaches all comers without discrimination, no matter it this set, but human is actually the most tasteful high and low high and low, therefore presents most cultivator, even including some little origin monster beast, looks the color of dislike! 太朴君是有教无类的,它不管这一套,只是人类却是最讲究上下尊卑的,所以在场大部分修者,甚至包括一些有点来历的妖兽在内,都面露厌恶之色！ The wild pig seems somewhat constrained, this is it first time sees so many cultivator, but it is one of them, only the comparison from the aura, is existences of setting the base, it does not like here! 山猪显得有些拘束,这是它头一次见到这么多的修者,而它在其中,仅从气息上来比较,都是垫底的存在,它不喜欢这里！ It from one by the cultivating true virtue upper boundary of monster beast control, this is uncommon in universe various boundary/world, the good place unable to escape sneaking a look of human cultivator, this monster beast world can also exist, is completely the protection of it extremely special position environment, but to too plain stone innate Lingbao, nothing is it cannot dig the like this! 它来自一个由妖兽支配的修真上界,这在宇宙诸界中并不常见,好地方都逃不过人类修士的窥觑,这个妖兽世界之所以还能存在,完全就是其极特殊的位置环境的保护,但对太朴石这样的先天灵宝来说,没有什么是它挖不出来的！ The wild pig does not know why oneself will come to here? Chaotic common, as if has a sound to tell it, the boundary in some have it the thing that likes eating, stemming from the instinct, it came to here with the clear light. 山猪也不知道自己为什么就会来了这里？浑浑碌碌的,仿佛有个声音在告诉它,在某个上境有它最爱吃的东西,出于本能,它就跟着清光来了这里。 Finally, delicious has not seen, actually saw a troop to cultivator that it harbors evil intentions, this makes it realize immediately, eating anything is unimportant, be not eaten by others is tight! 结果,好吃的没看见,却看到了一大群对它不怀好意的修者,这让它立刻意识到,吃什么已不重要,别被别人吃才是最着紧的！ As the pig shape, is it biggest awkwardness! It is not it does not want to change the human form in order to low-key, but was its present boundary also fundamental change, or the change was incomplete, most changed the face pig body, or pig face person, that might as well invariable! 身为猪形,是它最大的尴尬！不是它不想变化人形以求低调,而是它现在的境界还根本变化不了,或者说,还变化不完全,最多就变化成人脸猪身,或者猪脸人身,那就还不如不变！ This is the sorrow of ordinary monster beast, they are away from these bloodline noble similar to be far in this aspect! 这就是普通妖兽的悲哀,在这方面它们距离那些血统高贵的同类相差甚远！ Actually on dike, some monster shape Golden Pill lifeform, for example a red-crowned crane, graceful noble, the manner is calm, no one despises, but also some people of well-meaning expressing best wishes, this is the auspicious omen, may ride for the place, may for the fight companion...... 其实在堤坝上,也还是有些妖形金丹生物的,比如一只丹顶鹤,优雅高贵,举止从容,就没人鄙视,还有人善意的致意,这是祥瑞,可为座骑,也可为战斗同伴…… In addition has the black tiger, the big vulture, the ba snake, the tortoise...... have the power and prestige, has natural, has fierce, has the longevity, relatively speaking, its semblance makings are far away, feels inferior! 另外还有黑虎,大雕,巴蛇,金龟……有威风的,有潇洒的,有凶恶的,有长寿的,相对而言,它的外表气质就相距甚远,自惭形秽！ The wild pig somewhat regretted, what a pity cannot go back, only then clenches teeth to tough it out! 山猪有些后悔了,可惜回不去,就只有咬牙硬挺着！ As monster beast, it also has an instinct, instinct which cultivator can differentiate to be well-meaning to it, which are malicious, or has no intention completely ; It is a pity that majority loathes, well-meaning is one does not have, few several cannot see the mood to fluctuate. 作为妖兽,它同样具备一种本能,本能的能够区分哪些修者对它是善意的,哪些是恶意的,或者完全无意的;遗憾的是,大部分都是厌恶的,善意的更是一个也没有,只有寥寥无几的几个看不出情绪波动的。 Its very clear these cultivator why such clear expression oneself wishes, will not want its this pig to stand in the side, this lets it while sad, feeling inferior! 它很清楚这些修者为什么会这么清晰的表达自己的意愿,就是不愿意它这头猪站在身边,这让它在伤心的同时,就更加的自卑！ It wants to discover a position, a little space, the friends and neighbors can not bring to it maliciously, what a pity, such position it could not find, then backs off, can only look for not to bring maliciously, the places of some side vacancies, such place are not many, 它想找出一个位置,有一点空间,左邻右舍都能对它不带恶意,可惜,这样的位置它找不到,那么退而求其次,就只能找个不带恶意,身边还有些许空位的地方,就这样的地方也不多, The wild pig settled on one! 山猪看中了一处！ There has in the place half crevice, one side is young cultivator does not have the good and evil aura to reveal, considers only chaos outside dull looks at dike, another side famous human cultivator actually reveals the obvious disaffection to its walking incident flow, but it could not have attended, words not a bit faster, such place will not have. 那里有处里半的空隙,一侧是一个年轻修士没有善恶气息流露,只顾呆呆的看着堤坝外的一片混沌,另一侧有名人类修士却对它的走来流露出明显的不满,不过它已经顾不得了,再不快点的话,就连这样的地方都不会有。 In it at heart, dreads about human very much, because in monster beast world, human was described devil, unfeeling, they not only the strength is high, the influence is big, but also very cruel, similarly eats the meat, what monster beast eat is the fresh meat, but human has the innumerable say/way cruel cooking procedure/program, so long as will remember on oneself possibly to be cast into the salt, will smear the sauce, will then place the fire of high-piled firewood to upturn to roast, will make it be afraid. 在它心里,对人类是很畏惧的,因为在妖兽的世界,人类都被形容成了恶魔,冷酷无情,他们不仅实力高,势力大,而且非常的残忍,同样是吃肉,妖兽们吃的是新鲜的肉,而人类却有无数道残忍的烹饪程序,只要一想起自己身上可能会被撒入盐,抹上酱,然后放在火堆上翻烤,就让它不寒而栗。 Shrinking arrives among two people, first before that soul roaming universe stretches out young the hoof gesticulated, the posture is very non-standard, is it studies, probably is fat the appearance, they do not need these in monster beast world, then snort/hum said: 畏畏缩缩的走到两人中间,先对那名魂游太虚的年轻伸出前蹄比划了一下,姿势很不规范,是它才学的,大概就是肥喏的样子,在妖兽的世界它们不需要这些,然后哼道: „Ahem, the western hut desolate old pig has seen fellow daoist, ahem, the surroundings are too crowded, but also asked fellow daoist not to dislike the old pig to be offensive, ahem,......” “哼哼,西庐荒界老猪见过道友,哼哼,周围太挤,还请道友别嫌老猪唐突,哼哼哼,呃……” Hit a belch, came somewhat to eat before many, it knows that this was not very polite, may not have the means that the pig to take the food as the day...... 打了个饱嗝,来之前吃得有些多了,它知道这很不礼貌,可没办法,猪以食为天…… The young people attitude is temperate, although had not answered, actually nods to it, this made it has been hanging the heart drop half, wanted to fall, but must look at another side cultivator attitude, 那年轻人态度温和,虽未回话,却是冲它点了点头,这让它一直悬着的心落下了一半,想要全落下来,还得看另一侧修士的态度, Still sang a non-standard fertilizer, because first time had not been rejected, therefore on the mouth was also more fluent, 依然是唱了个不规范的肥喏,因为头一次没被人拒绝,所以嘴上也流利了些, „Ahem, the western hut desolate old pig has seen fellow daoist, ahem, the surroundings are too crowded, but also asked fellow daoist not to dislike the old pig to be offensive, ahem, pū......” “哼哼,西庐荒界老猪见过道友,哼哼,周围太挤,还请道友别嫌老猪唐突,哼哼哼,噗……” This time breaks wind, without the means that it one anxious likes to talk nonsense, eaten thing also heterogeneous, therefore that flavor...... 这次是放了个屁,没办法,它一紧张就爱放屁,吃的东西也驳杂了些,所以那味道就…… This celebrity cultivates has not actually concealed the dislike in heart slightly, „goes away! Where you go to me, no matter, do not stand side me! How many days haven't taken a bath? Also fart! Are you do not want to make me comprehend the boundary of heaven and earth change intentionally?” 这名人修却丝毫没有掩饰心中的厌恶,“滚开！你去哪里我不管,就是别站在我身边！多少天没洗澡了？还放屁！你是成心不想让我领悟天地变化之境么？” Takes a bath? What is that? Does monster beast need to take a bath? To the wild pig, sways back and forth in the mud oar, rubs the fat under the big tree, is it can live present relying on, washed without, the life , there would be no one less than half, 洗澡？那是什么？妖兽需要洗澡么？对山猪来说,在泥桨中打滚,在大树下蹭脂,就是它能活到现在的凭仗,都洗没了,命就没了一小半, „Ahem, did not do right by, smokes to you, ahem, the old pig I was very peaceful, will not affect fellow daoist, had the fart again, I clamped am being, ahem, I did not have other place to go......” “哼哼,对不住,熏到您了,哼哼,老猪我很安静的,不会影响道友,再有屁,我夹着就是,哼哼,俺也没别的地方可去……” That cultivator is actually unforgiving, „can't you walk? The words that does not walk, too plain inspirational, said that the master I first butchered you to roast fed the dog!” 那修士却不依不饶,“你走不走？不走的话,太朴灵机一出,道爷我先就宰了你烤了喂狗！” Finishing barely the words, is ‚pū’, but this time is actually not the wild pig...... 话音未落,又是‘噗’的一声,不过这一次却不是山猪…… Before the wild pig , the hoof chaotic swayed, wants saying that is not I puts, actually feared that implicates really to talk nonsense, suddenly the big pig face suppresses red! 山猪前蹄乱摆,想说不是俺放的,却又怕连累到真的放屁者,一时间大猪脸憋得通红！ Actually hears a sound saying: „father puts, do you treat the place? The deity cannot block the person to come and go out the air/Qi, is your rack big? Too plain within the boundaries do you mean what one says? Thinks that the fart does eat?” 却听一个声音道:“老子放的,你待怎地？神仙都不能阻人出入气,你这架子还蛮大？太朴境内你说话算数？想屁吃呢？”
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